Think about it, a world where there's no crimes. No victims.

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Yeah! Do it! Rape his ass Rape his ass

>It's a "Batman has to rape the Joker" episode

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>>91075337
He is telling you the truth Batman. You just have to rape the Joker. You trust your best pal Supergdude, right?

Don't do it, Batman. Though it is an undeniable scientific fact that raping the Joker will end all crime forever and make everyone happier, it goes against your principals as a man dressed as a bat.

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>>91077387

If anything, the state should kill Joker. He can only get away with insanity so many times. You'd also think some other crook who wants to be top dog would have sniped him by now.

And yeah, I know
>Bringing logic into comics

>>91075337
Weird, I just watched this episode a couple hours ago.

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>>91077442

>>91077442
Getting sentenced to death wouldn't stop him from breaking out of jail before they could actually kill him

Batman needs to rape him, it's the only way

>>91077442
NO BATMAN HAS TO DO IT!
Though an anon in another thread stated that the death penalty already takes years to actually execute a dude, and a number of factors usually push it back. In Joker's case he already constantly busts out of captivity so that'd just keep pushing the date back

Be honest /co/, we could live in a perfect world with no pain, no sadness, and no loss, but you have to rape a smelly clown to achieve the dream. As you are now, would you be able to do it?

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>>91077655

>>91077655
Like physically? No, I'd probably have to put on 20 pounds of muscle before I even stood a chance.

>>91077655
no that seems gross

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> This thread

This isn't what I wanted when I asked for a story with Batman doing something funny.

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>>91077836
Come now Carlos, don't lose your cool.

>>91075337
Why don't you lick Jim Gordon's ass while you're at it.

>>91077655
already have the wig on hand

>>91075378
No, not rape. You have to make sweet tender love to the Joker. That's the only way to make the world safe.

wha'ts with all the rape shit?

>>91078587
In response to all the threads asking why Batman doesn't just kill the Joker, we started to ask ourselves the real question: Why doesn't he rape him?

>>91077442
That he hasn't just been shot at the scene by police is one of the biggest stretches for me

>>91078587
He won't kill the joker. So what's one step below? Rape him.

>rape

Can't rape the willing, silly anons.

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>>91078706
The bigger stretch is him surviving getting shot so many times by the police.

I hope you assholes realize you've ruined BTAS Gordon for me. I can never look at him and take him seriously anymore.

Anyone remember that audio some anon made about Gordon pressuring batman to rape joker,was that ever finished?

>>91077655
Who says he's smelly?

>>91075337
I feel if we encouraged Zack Snyder on social media, he'd have Joker rape in the Batman movie.

>>91078741
Not with that attitude you can't.

>>91080906

that ace chemicals stuff stinks

>>91080916
Well I mean, the director of the Lego batman movie was introduced to bane posting and he was like "ah shit I would have put that into the movie if I knew about it" so Snyder probably would

>>91078724
Amazing logic.