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"FUCK YOU SAMURAI YOU FUCKING FAGGOT SCUM YOU SHITHEAD I

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"FUCK YOU SAMURAI YOU FUCKING FAGGOT SCUM YOU SHITHEAD I FUCK YOUR MOTHER DIE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU CUNT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU CUNT I KILL YOU I KILL YOU GOOD FUCK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT SAMURAI KILL YOURSELF PLEASE YOU FUCKING SCUM"
What did she mean by this?
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>>91072193
They're gonna hook up.
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>>91072265
The deer foretold it, it is written
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>>91072193
I want to know this too.
I know Adult Swim makes cartoons for -you guessed it- adults, but they exceeded it a little with all the swearing.
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>>91072305
that isn't what she actually says in the show
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>Why isn't that rice-fucker chink dead yet? Two unspeakable evils weren't enough.
Geez, Genndy. I know you're excited about your new artistic liberties, but calm down.
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>>91072193
Something along the lines "insert speech of revenge that Jack has heard the millionth time".
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>>91072305
>>91072193
She's an extremely sheltered child raised inside an evil cult who has been trained from birth to fulfill one single thing in her whole life, and she still failed.

I'd give her a pass.
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>I'M GLAD YOUR FATHER IS DEAD. YOUR MOTHER. YOUR PEOPLE. SIX MILLION WASN'T ENOUGH
Took me by surprise.
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>>91072383
rumor has it that it was through raimis connections that samurai jack got its new season wouldnt surprise me that some of his works would rub off on genndy
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>>91072193
>DayZ_player_reacts_to_being_betrayed.png
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>>91072265
I hope she dies so you people get BTFO
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>>91072193
"You never should have challenged me. Without y chromosomes you children will never beat me."

Took me by surprise.
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>>91072341
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>>91072193
Seems pretty straightforward.
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>"I did to you people what hitler did to the jews"
WTF GENDY!?!?!?!
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>>91072193
When she started berating Jack over his misconceptions about the origins of the Renaissance, it really hit close to home
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>>91072193
>Be trained to kill jack since birth.
>Jack escapes after a 12 minute fight
>then wtfpwns you in a 5 minute fight

Meanwhile, these fashion disasters beat Jack in less than 4 minutes. No wonder she's pissed.
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>"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for robot children."
Holy shit
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>>91072193
AWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>91072637
4chan ate the image
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I felt like Ashi might have been close to mentioning her motivation for wanting to kill Jack if he had let her keep talking a bit longer.
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>>91072493
>all the foreshadowing is a red herring
I could get behind this
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>>91072193
She mean REEEEEEEEE!
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>>91072775
>buck and deer
>father daughter relationship
Uh, deers don't behave that way
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>>91072193
was it autism?
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>>91072892
That would be too lewd for SJ
Right?
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>>91072193
>awooo
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>>91072747
Jack is gonna hear about it sooner or later, soon as in the next episode when both of them escape from inside the monster or around episode 6.
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>>91072943
Here's your (You), now kys.
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>Please Jack, let me do this for you. I love your taste, I want your blood inside me to be together forever. I want you inside me. Please pound me like an animal and fill me up with yourself, let me carry your seed for months on end until I birth the fruit of our love, and do this over and over again
Dialogue was a bit more subtle with the old rating, but this is a nice change
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>>91072193
>You think I care you killed my sister? I always hated that showboating cunt bitch, I'm glad you slit her throat. I only regret I couldn't watch her slowly bleed to death!
I don't think they can redeem this character.
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>>91072193
>You should totally bang that bitch Jack, can't you see how she's EXTRA THICC
I think Genndy's relying too hard on memes
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>>91072193
>awwwwooooo
That cheeky Genndy, he really sold his soul for the memes.
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>Shinobi, warrior of the dark skin
>I have learned your arts as well
>But I serve the white
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>>91072265
Naw psuedo daughter relationships with grizzled bearded men are popular.
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>>91072193
>What is it that you people find in that mediocre cartoon about gem lesbians anyway?
I didn't see that 4th wall break coming...
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>>91072193
"Fucking kill yourself already you fucking disgrace of a samurai I fucking hate you and you looked better without the beard you tryhard edgy faggot why don't you choke on your sword oh wait"

The shit? How did they have the balls to write this?
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>>91072673
They ambushed Jack.
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>>91073048
10/10
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>>91072637
>>91072673
Did they actually show how they caught Jack? Or is it like that episode with the Arena on season 1? Jack was caught off guard when he was waking up, punched in the face by literal who's and had his sword stolen.

Nigaa could have been killed at any moment. I'm surprised that people mention these robots, but not that episode.
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Does anyone have a link to the latest promo?
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>>91073219
Im getting sick of it myself. Last of Us, Logan, God of War reboot, its so overdone. Better they have Jack/Ashi fuck and be done with it.
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>>91072673
WIIIIILD RIIIIIIDE
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>>91073523
Here you go familia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV9kyocogKo
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>>91072265
It's forbidden to hook up with your daughteru
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I still can't believe Aku gassed six million ewes.

It's a sheara!
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>>91072193
She meant "Oh god, oh yes, please cum and knock me up with your manly samurai cock."
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>My company not good enough anymore? I bet we both know who you'd like here by the fire side. Oh that's right, I haven't forgot what you thought about then. What you've thought about since then.
Genndy, you go some places there's no going back. You really want to tackle those kind of questions?
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>>91073545
Fuck off faggot. Daughterfus are the best.
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>>91072305
The confusing part for me was when they stopped in the middle of the fight and all started talking about how the viewer should go find a prostitute and kill her, then sleep in her corpse. Seemed out of character for Jack. WTF, Tartakovsky.
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>>91073604
I respectfully disagree
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>>91073564

Oh, Jew.
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>>91073621
FUCKING SAMURAI CHAD
BETA UPRISING NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>91073565
Usagi Drop
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>>91073545
>Im getting sick of it myself. Last of Us, Logan, God of War reboot, its so overdone
>Pseudo Daughter relationship.

Only one of those things is pseudo daughter.
God of War has Kratos with a small boy.
Logan is with his actual flesh and blood daughter.

So the only thing you actually listed was Last of Us.

Besides, this trope is what we need right now to help counter the "ALL WHITE MEN ARE EVIL RAPISTS AND YOUR FATHER IS EVIL TOO" narrative of the last few years. Media where young women are portrayed as strong and flourishing under the care of a lone male does more good than harm atm.
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>>91072397
Jack's expression as he dropped her made the ep a 10/10
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Did anyone else find the way the organize the reveal and the presentation of the Daugthers, and how Jack lost his sword, to be sort of not good? Imagine for a second if, on the second episode, we get our first surprise that Jack's sheath actually has no sword in it, but then get the double whammy that, hey, the Daughters are actually human as well by watching her die. No backstory presented before we even saw them fight, just bam, Jack just killed a person for real and you know shit is gonna go down next episode. Sure, the structure of it all would need to change to fit in all of this in the right order, but just blantantly telling us they are human in the previous episode, and then making Jack seem to surprise at this just doesn't have the same impact if you discover it with Jack.

>>91073679
ebin
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>>91073692
Its still basically the same adoptive/parental trope.
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>>91073692
>"ALL WHITE MEN ARE EVIL RAPISTS AND YOUR FATHER IS EVIL TOO"
I thought it was ALL DADS ARE USELESS, FAT, RETARDED SLOBS WHO ARE EVEN MORE CHILDISH THAN THEIR KIDS AND IT'S ONLY BECAUSE OF THEIR IMPLIED HUGE DICK THAT THEY HAVE AN ATTRACTIVE HOT VOICE OF REASON AS A WIFE
I know it was initially a parody of the 50ies Dad, but this is all but forgotten, since this trope is now omnipresent. It's fucking everywhere.
The only subversion of this I can remind of right now is Bob's Fucking Burgers.
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>>91072193
Why did she dye her hair black and join the cult?
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>>91073078
I don't see what needs redeeming there.
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>>91073786
Finding out you'll never rescue your people does shit to your head.
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>>91073786
Oh shit, she is basically Illana now.
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>>91072193
>*Autistic Screeching intensifies*
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>>91073937
Considering how they were raise, autism would probably the least of their mental issues.
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>>91073984
I mean, they were totally autistic as fuck. Just look how they reacted to fucking deer
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>>91074008
Just look at how they reacted to deer fucking
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>>91073679
so why the fuck did the series literally end with the adoptive father banging the adoptive daughter, that seems really weird given what I thought was a more serious subject matter for the show
is it like some woody allen shit?
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>>91073844
Did Lance and Octus die too?
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>>91074159
>is it like some woody allen shit?
More or less.
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>>91072456

>Aku did nothing wrong.
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>that scene where Jack looks at the camera and says "the Jews did 9/11"
What did he mean by this? Did I like it?
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>>91072193
She's young,all she's been taught is to murder, and sexually confused since very recently and unaware of it.
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>>91073186
Pyramid episode showed that Jack can do both.
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>>91074159
A woman wrote Usagi Drop though, so maybe it was some fetish for her.
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>>91074259

You liked it.
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>>91074278
Some girls do fall in love with their male caretakers, as long as the male caretakers keep enough of a distance despite showing themselves to be loving. Westermack only really works if the person considers the individual to be family rather that just someone who is very close to them, because the different between family you can fuck and family you can't is a really thin line evolution has had to make a very sensitive filter towards.
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>>91073621
Can someone make a (You) edit of this?
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>>91074342
I always wanted to read/watch Usagi Drop but it's really weird thinking that's how it ends
>>91074350
that is genius, anon
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Her hopeless defeated screeching kinda turned me on to be honest. It's like the deadly relentless assassin was reverted into a vulnerable young girl.
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>"What do you think of that, Mr. Pajama-Wearin', Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Slanty-eyed, Pearl Harbor Bombin', Hiroshima Deservin', Rice Farmin', Dog Eatin', Shitty Drivin', Yellow-Skinned Manlet!?"

It was a different time.
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>>91074437
it ruins the whole fucking thing

not worth reading or watching
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>>91074437
>>91074491
The anime's fine, just don't think about the source.
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>>91074441
I'm just imagining her yelling it while banging a very confused Jack to be honest.
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>>91072193

>polish_CSGO_player_dies.png
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>>91074441
There's nothing more satisfying than completely physically and psychologically dominating your opponent to the point you don't even need to try anymore and their ineffectual flailing just embarrasses them further.
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>>91074468
I can't get enough of this.
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>>91074506
thanks for the heads-up that the anime stays wholesome
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>>91072193
>jack is torn about killing a human girl for all of five minutes before he starts murdering more human girls left and right
jeez
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>Catch, mothafucka!
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>>91074536
..and then you dick them right?
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>>91074658
All's fair in love and war.
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>>91074658
To great mutual satisfaction.
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>>91074437
Eh, it's all right regardless, and it's not like anyone is being forced into anything. A bit Victorian for our modern tastes,but, again, it's not uncommon even today.
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>>91074616
I wonder if Genndy is amused everyone now wants Ashi to get some of that magical loving.
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>>91073251
>>91073375
>>91073576

Can you believe they almost turned these scenes into a musical?

https://youtu.be/spkpMeEM-Jk
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>>91074826
10/10
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>>91072193
>That voice and that hair combined

I couldn't not hear ilana
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>>91072193
>that interview where Genndy claims Ilana had no influence in her design
>give her the same voice actor
What game are you fucking playing, Genndy?
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>>91074826
Well, Genndy did say he wanted to defy the conventions of genre but sometimes we're just not ready.
Might be for the best he cut that episode about legalized slavery.
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>>91074911
>"I don't want to be sued."
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>>91074545

>Oh boy here I go killing again!
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>>91074911
Obviously he just really likes that design, even without consciously remembering Ilana, Genndy selected the same look because he thought it looked good.
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>>91074928
>Might be for the best he cut that episode about legalized slavery.

Go on...
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>wait, what are they doing?
>whatever it is, I don't like the look of it
Deer don't make out, you know what they were really showing.
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>>91074935
ALOT of his answers seem to be under this department, being an producer is hard
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>>91074987
Affection
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>>91074987
You have never interacted with a deer in your life, have you?

But yeah, I am prone to believe this is the pg version of what Genndy had in mind.
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>pride in once's superior race is not a crime but a necessity in a world of race mixing
what did Jack mean!?
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>>91074987
this desu
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>>91075017
youve interacted with deers in this time
have you interacted with aku deers? I have
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>>91075017

Me personally, I don't think the deer needed to start fucking each other to get the point across that the girls literally cannot comprehend affection. The gentle nose rubs did the job just fine.
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>>91075054

I don't know, I lost Jack around the point he started talking about flying planes into synagogues.
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fuck just came
did i miss todays chapter?
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>>91072456
Did Sam raimi ghost write the episode?
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>>91075100
Need the link to the latest episode?
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>>91073219
>and then Jack was voiced by Troy Baker
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>>91075054
I think gendy is becoming a little racist for me
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>>91075122
Yes please
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>>91075122
nah just found it
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>>91075075
If this is a joke, it flew over my head.

>>91075079
Very true, but you know, interwebs will be the tubes.

>>91075138
Self-hating commie jews are the worse.
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Ok was anyone else shocked when Jack started to rape Ashi? That shit was out of line 2bh
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>>91075170

Season 5, Episode 1 -
https://mega.co.nz/#!XRYyWK7R!QMv5fx5pFD1xLnZIrGcyDt00YGj6h2d_fsz-IuHWOt8

Season 5, Episode 2 -
https://mega.nz/#F!AYY2zK4K!_vc-U6_8eivbYbLbtFSfXg

Season 5, Episode 3 (latest) -
https://mega.co.nz/#!L91AybwD!dpN0n-R7-ldTByyCliCbID9WzBzXuCp0NklBIlm2oF0

Original seasons 1-4

Season 1 - https://mega.nz/#F!zoRxiZSK!prCZ-Wm4xc4lN5R9rL7HGQ

Season 2 - https://mega.nz/#F!Dk5R0T6Q!ps-SMfXt-Lq-Ct_2yf8GqA

Season 3 - https://mega.nz/#F!z8pxmIZL!uv1hY-wQm0pFVey2VHvzTw

Season 4 - https://mega.nz/#F!WhRFiaqB!kkKl1jPwKcXo8pcjaRgbKA
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>>91075190
I was more surprised they included scat play on Adult Swim
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>>91074987
>>91075017
I think the affection thing was exactly what genndy was going for.

I feel like if they showed mating, the Daughters of Aku might be more comfortable.

>"Look! The emissary of Aku dominates the lesser one!"
>"As is the order of the world!"
>"He's even killed her by impaling her from behind!"
>"... But why not through the heart?"
>"Well maybe it's heart isn't there, ever think of that?"
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>>91075190
The part where he started to carve the swastika on her back scared me
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Do we have a promo for the next ep yet?
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>>91075218
I'm not, mr pickles gets away with alot and jack cant shit on someone in a literal sense?
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>>91075250
yes look it up on youtube
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>>91075236
you mistaked the poo as a dagger, like >>91075218
said. Jack fisted her asshole, grabbed a jobby and drew with the shit
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>>91075250
See
>>91073564
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>>91075257
neat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFLtK6_YclE
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>The lesser sex must be taught that it's place is to bear the children of men.

What did Jack mean by this?
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>>91075288
Fuck are those Ashi's moans in the background?? They're pushing this relationship pretty hard imo.
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>>91075322
Evolutionary reality.

>>91075198
Thank you Senpai.

>>91075250
Where... are the other two?
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>>91075333
Check em. Also, glad to see I'm not the only one who thought that was moaning for a second or two.
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>>91074980
During a lunch with Mike Lazzo Genndy began discussing how it's a scientific fact some lifeforms are inherently inferior to others and without guidance these creatures are only a danger to themselves and others, therefore the only ethical thing to do really is place them under the service and supervision of a more productive, logical master race, if you will.

In the original draft for his pitch for such an idea Jack was going to encounter a golden, nigh omniscient android who irrefutably explains to Jack the sensibility of his work in bringing all organic life in the world to order amidst the chaos of the whims of various cultural gods and demons. Jack comes to see the wisdom in his words leaving quietly.

But Mike felt it a bit too bold even for [as] so we're getting the episode where Jack frees the slaves instead.

Fortunately the success of SJ means one day Genndy's unrestricted vision may come to be.
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>>91074616
>thick instead of stick thin

Absolutely Disgusting
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>>91075346
Dead
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>>91075250
god damn this is the worst humor
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>>91075379
I know having the shittiest of tastes is a valid life choice, anon, but you don't have to remind us your kind exists.
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>>91075379
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>>91075220
kek pot, anon
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>>91075408
luk, I'm all for that shortstack when appropriate but since Ashi is supposed to be thin in the show I really don't think this look fits her,

I should've been more clear! Sorry!
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>>91075417
Idubbz used to be funny.
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>>91075408
Not him but not everything has to be thick. Variety is the spice of life.
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>>91075346
I can't wait for the episode when Jack bends Ashi over while explaining the vital importance of continuing the royal bloodline, can you?
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>>91072397
That's 50+ years of hearing that shit summed up in one facial expression
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>>91075333

Okay.

What's the sauce, my main man?
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>>91075408
thin is always better than thicc
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>>91075377

Jesus.

Well, it certainly would have been interesting.
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>>91075447
Well now, that's an opinion I can undertand, characters sticking to the character models is something I can appreciate even if changes might improve them for other purposes.

>>91075477
Ah, but that's not what he said, did he now?

>>91075494
Old, rugged, strong man takes on the young, inexperience girl. Sounds like one of those shitty romance novels women insist they buy for friends.
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>>91073545
>its so overdone
Less overdone tan "only female becomes the love interest of the mail protagonist" so I welcome it with open arms.
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>>91075588
>shitty romance novels

bitch,I love that concept
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>>91075606
>mail
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>>91075664
It's pretty much the ideal marriage by all research, but it doesn't stop it from being a trope now mostly use only said novels I mentioned. Women are evolutionarily attracted to be around power, because it just makes sense to be in their case. Men are attracted to said power, for obvious reasons as well.

>>91075675
People who deliver your packages deserve young, Yandere love too.
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I'm just looking forward to the next episode where jack makes it to new jersey to help Coop against Aku but realises coop is a the real enemy an kicks his shit in
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>>91075588
>Ah, but that's not what he said, did he now?
That's how I interpreted what he said. He complained about her not being thin and I agree it's best to at least stay in the same ballpark as their canon shape. He didn't say anything about appreciating thick characters any less for what they are.
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>>91075198
Thank you!
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>>91075731
well the trope doesn't turn shit just because stories you don't like use it
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Anyone else realise that when the Daughter of Aku taking watch was looking up at the night sky she was looking at the "Seven Sisters" constellation?
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>Jack started praying to Allah and the wolf magically came to help
>through the gift of the great and merciful Allah all thing are possible. May these heretic women burn for all eternity and their blood make his greatness forgive the sin of my expose hair!
>mfw the prayed 3 entire episodes
uhhh...there's only 10 episodes, did Genndy think it was wise to use 3 of them like that?
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>>91072193
>jack gets into the helicopter
>It Ain't Me starts playing

what did they meam by this?
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>>91072775
>>91072892
GET UP ASHI! YOU MUST GET UP!
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>>91073375
Why does everyone in-universe hate Jack's magnificent beard?
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>>91073251
Tatami Galaxy Jack?
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>>91075494
I'm a little hesitant honestly. The preview suggested the majority of the episode focused on the cult of Aku converting to Jack's side, and spend days replacing the lost sisters and repopulating the Japanese race through a rigorous ceremony involving every last fertile woman there worshiping his genitals before lengthy copulation.
Feels a bit fetishy, but they are a cult and their options are limited so I guess it's not out of character.

I just don't know if the Bushido code really demands this sort of thing, but I guess Genndy's done more research than me.
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>>91072193
Man. This chick just needs some dick to take all that angst away
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>>91075915
ITS CALLED FORTUNATE SON! GODDAMMIT!
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>>91075952
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>>91075986

Jack will regain his honor by banging every single cult member until they worship his cock instead of Aku
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>>91076055
Just guessing the plot here,
but do you think that's how he becomes king with his own army to kick aku's shit in?
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>>91076055
>every single cult member

I think the cult is done aside from the mom. The final test was all the cult members fighting to the death vs. the Septublets.
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JACK, JACK
HE'S A PSYCHO MANIAC
THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S DEATH ON SIGHT
IT DON'T MATTER WHO'S WRONG OR RIGHT
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>>91075856
No, that's interesting. Tell me more if you have anything else.
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>>91075986
>Implying the Bushido code does not recognize the obligation of the superior races to breed

Do you even samurai?
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>>91072775
>Father/daughter
That's definetely not what those deer had in mind, unless you refer to the odd tendency of ruminants and lions to resort to incest. Foxes too, which are the most incestous of them all.
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>Akult is just a bunch of emotionally/mentally/ social retards
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>>91076327
We in the trade call that being "special"-ized.
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>>91072193
Can Ashi's ranting compare to Scotsman's insults?
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>>91076538
Which is more boner inducing?
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>>91076538
Of course not, Scotsman's insult are multilayered and intelligent. Ashi's rant is just the average tumblr post on nov 8.
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>>91076560
YOU BETTAH HOLD YA TOLD IF YA KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YA, YA CUNT!
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>>91076600
Please, credit where credit is due, Ashi's rant is fully justified.
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>>91076630
That's the stuff
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Samurai Jack's Mother was pretty bangin'.

We got any art of her?
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>>91076022
No, the song is actually called CCR
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>>91076850
Holy shit, thank you for this image, they really improved on her looks and I never even noticed
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>>91073621
lost my shit
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>>91072193
>As expected of a woman, nothing but words and hot air. How utterly predictable.

They need to clam down with this.
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>>91076850
If it hadn't been for the zombie leaves a few seconds later, this hallucination would have been goofy as fuck.
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>>91075856
That's a really nice touch.
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>>91076399
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>>91074658
I wasn't around for the first episode.
Was there post of her?
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>>91076120

He has unlimited time to breed Ashi and her sisters until she produces an army to kill Aku. At this point in the future menopause shouldn't be an issue since we're close to solving it now.

So... Assuming each daughter is 20, He can produce at least 50 children with each surviving Daughter of Aku before average age of death at 70. Assuming that 3 of them survived the battle that's 150 of Jack's seed trained since birth to kill Aku.

Where it gets interesting is if all of them also give birth to 7 children per birth, at which point Jack has an army of 1050 warriors to kill Aku with.

This estimate may be on the low side, particularly if futuristic medicine exists to slow ageing or if Jack's breed slaves can be impregnated artificially immediately after they give birth.
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>>91076037
I knew Tumblr would run with that dumb naive scene, it's just soo funny and sad!
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>>91076850
>XXXVII
>>91076935
Those pre-Adult Swim images took place when the mom was still pregnant/going into labor. So, not only did the character designers improve on the looks, but they also made her look younger at the time period when Jack was already a young child and not still a newborn.
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>mfw Cult Mother probably sewed the sisters vagina's close so they wouldn't get distracted
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Is Jack the ultimate husbando?

>kind
>strong
>handsome
>quiet confidence
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>>91077278
i think you're joking but it wouldn't surprise me if in some future even more adult novel adaptation they added that they did that female snip snip shit on the sisters
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>>91076162
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=RmAxsH4c1Us&video_start=990&audio=uC6vcsdd7LY&audio_start=0
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>>91077328
Don't forget: Eternally in his prime 20s
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>>91075377
>scientific fact some lifeforms are inherently inferior to others and without guidance these creatures are only a danger to themselves and others, therefore the only ethical thing to do really is place them under the service and supervision of a more productive, logical master race, if you will.

I feel like this has been done before. Where the hero saves the slaves and realizes that he actually fucked them over.
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>>91072305
kek
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>>91072397
>Recites his father's words to them
>SHUT UP!
>Casually continues
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>>91076162
>I've made a huge mistake.jpg
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>>91075379
Especially since sticc actually looks really fucking sexy with skintight clothing. ESPECIALLY in that art style.

Womb curves are my deepest, most primal fetish.
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>>91075377
So Genndy endorses slavery?
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>>91076162
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>Yup, that's me
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>>91075606
Yeah man I get it I fucking hate it when the fucking postman gets all the pussy and cucks the hell out the male lead
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>Bunch of fucking mud ayylmaos visit Aku just to give him a mud covered effigy
>Scaramouch has his number on speed dial
>While these bunch of thirsty cultist bitches do all this for Aku senpai to notice them
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>>91077660
well, I think its more they want Aku to go outside. which he won't until the Samurai is dead
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>>91077345
That was great. What's the song?
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>>91077660
It's been two weeks and I'm STILL not over Scaramouch.

Can I get some memes of based robo scatmam? Thank you.
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If anybody is out there not memeing, I just want to say I am in love with this show. I am a retard but there is something genius going on in this series.

The aesthetic strips down everything to it's core elements. All the ideas are simplified, you know what's going on without the characters needing to use explanation in the dialog. It's pure storytelling. It's how a lot of movies and tv shows should be. This Gennedy guy is a God at storytelling. I never watched the originals because I was a super weeb and thought Samurai Jack was trash, but now I have to go and watch them now. And for me, having not watched the show, to understand exactly what's going on is a testament to how well crafted the show is.
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>>91076935
I don't think it's so much as they than Genndy improving his own art. Much like how beautiful almost every still of the show is, and how much more expressive the art alone is.

When Jack kills the first sister, the in profile reaction shot is one of the single greatest still in animation in the last twenty years alone. I never thought I would see a show better than S1 of Clone Wars in western TV animation but here I am blown away inside three episodes. But now that the first major well-advertised road block is cleared I wonder what will fill the void of the last five episodes.
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>>91077884
FULL FRONTAL NUDITY.
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>>91077832
Anon, start with Clone Wars, then move into Samurai Jack. There are a few bad episodes -fuck you Genndy for Farting Dragon I don't know what the fuck was wrong with you- But there are more god tier episodes than any other Western TV show.
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So /co/ is this officially better than Symbionic Titan? Does this finally cure the wound of tax write off?
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>>91077939
Yeah I was gonna ask. I knew he's behind a shit ton of projects. I feel like going through his catalog.

I'm into art and would see little tidbits about him from other artists. He seems like a genius dude. I'll definitely check out his other works. I've been meaning to watch the star wars cartoon too. How is Hotel Transylvania?
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>>91077278

Cauterization seems more fitting somehow.
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>>91077354
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To be honest I like the new adult tone to the show but with only ten episodes I'm not sure how they're going to progress the plot when 10 minutes of each one is dedicated to proving that 9/11 was caused by jews. Where are they going with this?
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>>91077980
It's all right. Not awesome, not great. The animation at points is just amazing, but overral the movie's plot is kinda meh.
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>>91076850
I wish. She rarely ever appears in the show, and there are more than enough waifus to overshadow her, unfortunately.
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>>91077980
Ehhh? Sony was too involved and fucked up a load of shit, promised Genndy with full creative control on his next project then canceled it. If you tone out the plot of both 1 & 2 they're really really well-animated CG movies and not much else.

All of his TV output is really GOAT in terms of TV animation. Going Jack, Clone Wars, Titan pre-revival Dexter, Movies is the best route, and overall he's probably my favorite animation director.

>>91078069
I really don't know where GEnndy is heading with this new race of wealthy fat balding aliens with giant noses and how they control all the Earth's trade. But retconning that awesome episode with Aku's creation and making it so Aku is the manifestation of their negative energy is really dumb on his part.
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>>91077978
No and no
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>>91077978
I wonder how much would it really cost them to make a write-off reverseal at this point.
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>>91077726
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Question. Jack through one of the sister with a staff off the log and might be alive. Which sister would it be?
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>>91072193
>So this is the future multiculturalism creates, an endless wasteland of rape, murder, disease, and suffering. This is the final, hollow note choked out in the false song of globalism.

I usually like it when artists and creators are given more freedom to pursue their vision, but I didn't think Genndy would get so political.
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>>91078191
iirc they can't reverse the write-off, I don't think they can even sell the intellectual property in case someone wanted to either reboot it or distribute some merch, blurays, of the show. Its dead to rights.
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is this gonna be one of those things where jack finds out the sword was with him all along and it materializes
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>>91078259
>they can't reverse that write off
Wut? I mean, I didn't do much of tax law, but I never heard of an unreversable write off. Why would the government even allow for the possibility of not getting tax money in the future if someone decided they could afford to reverse it?
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>>91078242
one that was shoulder tossed

the punched one is definitely dead
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>>91078317
What makes you say that? We have no reason to believe the punch would have been enough to kill given what the other sisters got before dying.
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>>91078317
that punch was something boxers hope to achieve on their best days, he cracked all of her face bones in a single strike.

didn't think they'd be able to top the last episode, and somehow they did
>>91078339
did you hear the sound her neck/mask/face made when jack hit her? she's extremely dead
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>>91078317
>>91078339
>>91078356
So, which sister would be alive?. My money is on Jubilee
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>>91078356
Same noise we heard before when he broke the other's masks, except now it was the focus because there was not a massive clashing of swords going around?
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>>91078396
there was another layer beyond the mask, like bone cracking. the mask sounded like a few twigs, the crunch of bone is hard to mistake. listen to it again vs jack killing the first sister, another layer is on top when he punches the daughter
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>>91078309
I looked into it, and if there's some super rich fan of the show they actually can buy out the property, and there's no back tax to the property. All they'll have to do is maintain the debt that the show generates. But that theoretical super rich fan would have full distribution rights, but the catch would be that they would not be able to air the show; unless a TV channel wants sub .50 ratings which Titan was pulling WITH the devoted fan base.
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now I'm concerned what villains are next in line
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>>91077726
I would miss him more if he were a better scatman.
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>>91077939
>fuck you Genndy for Farting Dragon I don't know what the fuck was wrong with you
If it helps, though I'm not sure if it should, that episode and Jack is naked were written by two people who were previously involved in Ren & Stimpy and Spongebob squarepants, and Genndy said at the beginning of Season 1 there was no word whether they'd get another season until the last two or three episode were in production, so my blind assumption is he recognized they needed more stuff to pad things while they figured out real scripts, plus they'd generally need to maintain some degree of levity.

So he probably focused himself and the other writers on more drama and action related stuff and left the comedy to the two guys from shows famous for that. Another blind guess is their scripts came in days before they needed to start production for the episode, he looked at them and realized he didn't have time to rewrite the absurdity on paper and just put them out hoping the rest of the season would bury the memory of them, and maybe told the two to tone it down.

I'll post something to give a road map of my speculation in a second
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>>91078317
>one that was shoulder tossed

Yea. The punch might have done too much damage for her to get her bearings and land safely though it's still possible.

Shoulder tossed one might have easily hooked before she fell. I mean these guys are assassins who likely have grappling hooks for such freefall occurrences.
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>>91078442
Ashai or whatever her name is is still alive, most likely. Next episode Jack will be fighting some sort of monster.

Pretty soon I guess we'll be seeing him pulling his shit together.
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i just hope we get out of the forest
some of the best episodes of jack were in bustling cities
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>>91078303
https://youtu.be/zuoOgyHkn80?t=192
Jack needs to solve the Riddle of Steel. He needs to remember his father's words.
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>>91078474
OK, so the real kicker here?
This is the order of stuff either one or both wrote for SJ.

Notice the shift in not only silliness to seriousness but skill in storytelling. There's one in particular I'm sure most of you will be surprised they're behind given its acclaim.

s1e4 - Jack, the Woolies, and the Chritchellites - Chris Reccardi and someone else. Odd tone, early season, early episode. Clearly dipping his toes in the pool.
s1e9 - Jack Under the Sea - Reccardi and someone else again. Odd but fairly sensible.
s1e12 - Jack and the Gangsters - Reccardi solo. Comical but entertaining without being offbeat

s2e3 - Jack and the Smackback - Reccardi solo, starts as straightforward gladiator stuff, but there's stuff like the ticklish giant sumo wrestler.
s2e8 - Jack and the Farting Dragon - Reccardi and Aaron Springer finally team up, to everyone's dismay.
s2e11 - Jack is Naked - Here we go again

s3e1 - Chicken Jack - Team up again, but springer probably just wanted to recycle the Reccardi's Smackback setup for a quick first episode with his own oddball twist
s3e9 - Jack and the Haunted House - That's right, they know not only how to stop fucking around but knock it out of the park

s4e3 - Samurai vs Samurai - Comical but entertaining and somewhat grounded like Jack and the Gangsters
s4e9 - Jack vs Aku - Thoroughly entertaining, chiefly because it minimizes the focus to the basic elements of Jack and Aku playing off each other instead of any outside oddity
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>>91078424
I think we are just inferring different things from the same sound, because I just replayed both sections twice and don't see what you mean. Then again, it doesn't matter, we'll know if Jack will end up with three or two soon enough.
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>>91078429
>sub .50 ratings
Say what now? I am curious what is it you mean with this, because I can't find any number that fits it.
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>>91072265
>>91074616
peeps work fast
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>>91078509
>Chicken Jack
>Jack and the Haunted House
>Samurai vs Samurai
>Jack vs Aku
So both of them went into full god-tier mode for seasons 3 and 4, that's nice to hear.
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>>91077697
your joking right?
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>>91078509
>hating on Jack is Naked
Worse kind of SJ fan.
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>>91077832
It's from Mad World on the Wii. I think it's called "ain't that funny". Kino video game soundtrack.
Also Anarchy Reigns/Max Anarchy is a pseudo successor with more music like it
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>>91076162
I JUST MIGHT CATCH YOU SLIPPIN
GETTIN PAID IS MY INTUITION AND MY AMBITION
IS TO PUT THE CITY UNDER SIEGE, SMOKE THAT MOKE CHEESE
GOTTA GET THE PAPER, MEETCHA MAKER, LAST STOP IS THE UNDERTAKER
CANT STOP LEFT BE LAYED OFF
IN FACT, REST IN CHAOS.

I'm sorry, I know every word from that soundtrack and recite it any chance I get.
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I hope this season ends in a cliff hanger so I can get more
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>>91078718
Genndy already said that this is the lack of jack he's likely to ever produce. Do you want another Powerderps to taint what could be a good legacy?
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>>91078707
>SMOKE THAT MOKE CHEESE
Its more death more cheese, as in money.

You fucking liar you don't know shit
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>>91078339
Punched one fell of her own accord, and I'm pretty sure she was gushing blood left and right. Also she had her neck snapped
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>>91072193

I'm surprised Genndy was able to get away with this one... Like jesus christ, the early takes really make you think...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj83d0vlPtw
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>>91074658

NO
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>>91078766

Makes sense. Genndy was Russian. I guess he brought a bit of those communist habits with him.
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>>91072554
Youre telling me that was a joke? If so, its a really bad one.
I think you used that image in order to not look stupid, newfriend :^)
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>>91076162
>Captain Falcon vs Ness
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>>91078774
Why is emoji abuse so prevalent? They look cute and had a funny gag, what parent did they kill to get all this shit?
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>>91078814
I want to believe this is metabaiting, but I get the feeling it's not.

>>91078818
kek
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>>91077378
Saw this in Heroic legend of Arslan.
>Noble decides to be progressive and frees his slaves, giving them some money and telling them they are free
>One month later they return after eating, drinking and fucking their money away asking for jobs
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>>91078641
bitch i might be
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Pic related is the right way to end this show
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>>91078893
Ok, anon, when I said why artist keep making pictures of them getting fucked over, I didn't mean I want pictures of them getting fucked.
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>>91078893
>raising another man's kids

Ewww
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>>91075322
He didn't mean anything cause they're just nuts and bolts
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>>91078935
>Getting to fuck another man's woman.
Seems alright to me.
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>Jack casually tossing spearbitch off the cliff
>breaks the next one's neck with one punch
>his fucking face during Ashi's autistic rant
This is the best thing ever.
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>>91074437
anime is fine

one of the few cases where you don't bother with the manga and just enjoy the anime.
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>>91078976
That's the face of a man who has heard the same thing so many times he doesn't even register the personal trauma's involved with their utter defeat and annihilation.

It's X-9 all over, in a way.
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>>91078884
Most people just want jobs with a wage and to not be imprisoned or raped by their boss.
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>>91072397
>notto disu shitto agen
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>>91079031
Not quite since jack had a regretful expression once dying X-9 mentioned lulu
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>>91079033
The thing is that the noble gave them enough money to live comfortably for years if they had used the money sparingly.

Also the guy hird them after realizing that it would be monstrous to just tell them to fuck off.

All the other nobles are just laughing at him though.
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>>91079059
Bewildered, more likely it. Jack has no idea who or what Lulu is, and it wouldn't be the first time he killed a Robot who could talk intelligebly.
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>>91078893
>Jack will get back to the past and prevent the rise of Aku, erasing every event and person from that point on from reality, and will likely live out the rest of his days alone as he is no longer fit for life in the peaceful lands of the past, surrounded by those who have no idea what he has been through
>Either that or destroy Aku and rule as the new king with the failed assassin as his queen because they miraculously fell into true love after the fight to the death
>Either way Jack will never settle down with emoji doggos
I am afraid of the show's end. It has to be something epic and predictable, when what Jack really deserves is some peace in the world he has freed
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>>91078509
Calm down autist

It's just a cartoon for kids
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>>91078884
>Arslan

Fuck yes.
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>>91079103
Anon, you can't come to this thread and post a picture google image search won't tell me the source for.
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>>91078935
>>91078955
as long as he impregnates her its fair game
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>>91079126
Seriously. He just wrote it in green.
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>>91079067
The noble should have just given them their own little farms, but we're getting off topic.
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>>91079073
>erasing every event and person from that point on from reality
there is that theory that the Aku future is just another timeline so they will still exist somewhere even after past Aku is killed
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>>91079073
Oh the bright side, 70 YEARS YOUNGER PUSSY!

>>91079167
Are you to tell me this is in the original material and not some doujinshi?
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>>91079126
Dont anon! It's a trap!
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>>91077345
damn that fits too well
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>>91079169
Having had to caretake people who where given a farm so they could better their lives, that's a fuckings terrible idea as well. Having them be basically much better treated slaves whose children are taught to be better than their parents is the only real way to break the cycle.

>>91079191
I am pretty sure everyone knows that's a boy, anon.
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>>91079073
Yeah, either Jack will render all his heroics moot by ensuring they never happen or he will stay in the future and never be able to save his parents and kingdom. I would feel weird about either outcome, and hopefully Gendy will be able to make Samurai Jack for as long as he wants with the new series' success.
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>>91079235
Genndy seems unwilling to make more. Or at least, all public responses he has given give the impression he just wants to be able to finish off one of his creations so "they" can't fuck it over like with his other work.
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>>91079126
>>91079167
>>91079185
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>>91073612
It's actually a pretty common theme in western media, dude. Watch something other than your chinese cartoons once in a while.
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>>91079282
You are just fucking teasing now, anon. Sauce, my kingdom for the sauce.
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>>91079073
What if Jack's timeline is cylindrical?

>Future Jack defeats Future Aku
>Finds time portal to past
>Him and Ashi go back to the past just after Jack is flung into the future
>They defeat Aku in the past
>They live happily ever after
>After a few centuries, Aku rises again
>No Samurai to defeat him
>Takes over the world
>Few thousand years past
>Past Jack arrives in the future
>Aku finds out and promises to make Samurai pay for the pain he brought him
>Referring to when he was defeated and not their first battle
>Aku believes if he can beat Samurai in the future (or destroy all the Time Portals) Samurai will never be able to go back and defeat him, changing history somehow
>Cycle repeats indefinitely
>In a few hundred years, Aku will rise again with nothing stopping him
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>>91078552
percentage of people (most likely all within the same age group) who watched it
If there's, say, 50 million kids and teenagers in the U.S. watching cartoons and 5% (which would be 2.5 million) tune in to watch a show live, that'd be a 5.0 rating
using that same number, that would mean only 250 thousand across the U.S. tuned in to watch, which is considered nearly abysmal in viewer numbers, considering most can at least pull higher than a 1.0 if people know it's on
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>>91079339
So... the legend of Zelda?
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>>91072193
Hearing her say the actual things made me be like "Oh, my God she's so cute."

She's a voice actress for multiple Gennedy cartoons.
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>>91079329
But this is a blue board, man.
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>>91079339
>No Samurai to defeat him
I seriously doubt they wouldn't attempt to raise a kid to fight Aku ala Belmont family
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>>91077397
Jack was justifying murder to himself moreso than trying to get the Daughters to go away. Jack is too pure for this world
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>>91079372
Ok then, now give me your sources, because i can't find a single one showing Sym-bionic having those watch figures outside of its fucking Adult Swim rerun at fuck-off-at-night.

When placed in a normal time slot it never went below a million, and I don't think it ever went below 1.5 million.
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>>91079384
You can give us a name, you coy anon.
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>>91072193
Calm down, Twiggles.
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>>91075377
Rick and Morty kinda did it with the cat people.
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>>91079439
You mean that purge episode where they end deciding to continue doing the purge because, hey, it works?
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>>91077397
Nice filename
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>>91079459
Hey! It brought a manner of order amidst the chaos.
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>>91079425
Fine. Here.
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>>91079375
Kinda? But in Zelda, it's their identity (and soul?) that is re-born within each non-sequential game, so it's not the same entities exactly. Gannondorf in Wind Waker isn't the same being as the Gannnon that's trying to resurrected in Link's Adventure, they just share the same identity. In this theory, it's the same single Aku and Jack just throughout one timeline (just with Aku being able to resurrect himself from the nether.) Honestly, I think the closest time-travel to this I've seen would be in Bill and Ted, where everything is meant to happen in a pre-determined manner.

>>91079388
Jack just doesn't realize that Aku isn't dead for good this time. I mean, Jack wasn't trained until Aku had already returned.
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>>91079480
Love you anon.
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>>91072397
I was half-expecting Jack to let her rant until she's tired and then ask "are you done"
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I'm honestly just happy that the new season of Samurai Jack is making me feel like /co/ made me feel 10 years ago
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>>91073692
I think anon meant the third God of War, with Pandora
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>>91079517
Wait fuck me, didn't notice the reboot
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So, it's 50 years later. The baby has to have grown up by then, with his Sakai. My bet is that's who the huntsman is - Following Jack, to remind him of his Samurai Spirit.
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>>91078774
are emojis totally mute? or do they just not have the right mouth shapes to form words?
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>>91079501
You know, you could have just gone to Ex and searched for "arslan"...
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>>91079383
It would have been hotter with Grey as Ashi's VA.
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>>91079545
>with his Sakai
That baby's apparently female though.
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>>91079594
I agree.
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>>91079596
Would it be weird if she gets placed into the Samurai Bowl?
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>>91076399
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>>91079596
Jack literally calls him 'Your Son' though. There's no way that's a girl.
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>>91074987
>know how to track a single man through miles of wilderness
>don't know what a fucking deer is
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>>91079636
>The Baby's gender was revealed to be female by Genndy Tartakovsky during the Samurai Jack Panel SDCC 2016.
Don't look at me, I just go with what Genndy tells us now.

>>91079617
Well Jack's options as a 70 year old mid 20s looking man displaced in time are already pretty bizarre.
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>>91079664
I couldn't help but question the wisdom of raising these assassins literally under a rock. I mean, I understand that focusing on your training is important, but they have no reason to believe that Jack is also living in a cave. They need to be prepared for the outside world. All that intensely focused training with weapons isn't going to do anything to Jack if her dumbass eats some poisonous mushrooms or dies to some other easily avoidable natural threat. Especially considering how dangerous the outside world of the future is. If some giant, rabid robot showed up but it's shadow kind of looked like Aku's head, would they know not to bow down and allow themselves to be eaten?
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>>91079757
I guess the high priestess was trying to replicate the scenerio which lead to the superhuman Jack became, taking the whole "train for all your childhood" to the extreme in hopes their numbers and focus could lead them to defeat jack. Also, the whole "Aku is super evil and showing the outside, where jack isn't actually destroying anything, would prove that" was probably also a consideration.
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>>91079757
A crazy Aku-worshiping death cult is bound to make some mistakes.
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>>91073048
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>>91078935
Implying doggo didn't reproduce parthenogenetically and that's why both of her children are female lookalikes.
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>>91072193
i`m glad jack killed them all,i hated /co/'s idea of that one surviving
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>>91079786
That's actually a good difference between the two. If you watch Jack's training montage they don't just fight him - His mentors don't just fight him, they train with him, they took time to teach educate him and even played with him. Because of that, he can better understand the world around him both giving him more of a reason to fight as well as more strategy to use in battle.

Meanwhile, Aku's daughters only know how to fight and track the Samurai. Nothing more, nothing less. They don't even know why they do outside of the glory of Aku. Jack knows why he's trying to defeat Aku.
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>>91078339

Her fucking head spun around.
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>>91079927
You're going to be disappointed.
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>>91079073

My money's on Jack dying.
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>>91074159
Serious answer:

She wanted to end the series at a certain point but her editor and publisher forced her to do more volumes since it got insanely popular. As a fuck you she sabotaged the ending, got dropped, and moved onto a different magazine.
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>>91077697
It's from Madworld.
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>>91072193
Is this going to be the new scotsman meme?
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>>91079073
I hope Jack doesn't die. It's so goddamn cliche at this point, and these days it's more surprising for a happy ending in these types of shows.
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>>91072193
>that scene
Welp, now I have a boner. Is this due to Tara Strong magic voice or something?
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that poor bird
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>>91073048
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anybody got a picture that's just all the kids deaths? like a 3x2 of death screenshots
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>>91074468
Come on,now. The Scotsman had Class. In the new episode, you just see the failure of single motherhood. No manners whatsoever.
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>>91079947
Pretty much. I am sure Genndy is going to use that for something.
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>>91080078
I think there's a webm somewhere in this thread of it.
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>>91079952

her whole body spun around, the shoulders are spinning in that scene as well
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>Jack runs up the tree branch and stops
>Snowstorm clears to reveal the forest
>Wolf wasn't waiting there hiding in the storm, ready to fuck some shit
I can't help but feel disappointed
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>>91079957
dammit!
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>>91072265
Two daughters fell off the cliff,the other one will be revealed to have survived later on when ashi sides with jack. Ashi will have to fight and kill her sister
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>>91072305
steel is heavier than feathers
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>>91077660
well he's a shifty robot, probably attained the number through shifty means

and the joke is that aku didn't know who it was. He's nothing to aku
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>>91080058
love these
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>>91074826
holy shit bo burnham is fucking tone deaf
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>>91080427
Warmly waiting for the Ashi version.
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>>91079511
Dear god that would have been epic.
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>>91080427
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I swear to god if jack bonds with ashi thens fights aku side by side with her and ashi dies in the battle and jack uses the time portal to go back and save her instead of his village im gonna be so fucking mad
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>>91079957
Did the plot of the upcoming eps get leaked? Please tell me they didn't.
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>>91080488
I don't think Genndy would do that to us... right? He knows that while Ashi and Jack ending up together some way or somehow, making Jack sacrifice everything for her would just be a stupid thing to do?
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>>91080488
I probably shouldn't be so overly negative myself, but yeah I've been singing praises so far but if Genndy goes for that kind of ending and thinks it's the ending we didn't know we want or is satisfying at all I'm just going to straight up filter the word Samurai Jack.

I wouldn't even rant, I'd just have to pretend none of it ever happened. I'm probably just reading too much into signs that point to the usual clichés, that doesn't necessarily mean things will go that way. Right?
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>>91075377
>it's a scientific fact
WTF? When did schools start using 19th century biology books books in -

>home schooling
>ideologue wingtards working through the local school boards

Never mind.
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>>91072397

I am gonna need a high-quality screencap of that face. Forreasons.
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>>91080523
it would make jack's entire purpose feel forgotten and worthless

it would make rewatchings of the show awful

it would make rewatchings of this season particularly awful, the first episode specifically concerning the scenes with his ancestors crying for his help, only for him to blow them off?

please god genndy dont pull some shit like that
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>>91079957
>>91080511
nothing leaked but one was simply thrown off. It's likely ashi and one other survived
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>>91076162

TIGER GENOCIDE
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my money is on the ending being a tribute to Ronin

for some reason jack's new blade/weapon will require the blood of an innocent, but instead of killing another person, he's going to impale himself and aku behind him

just like Ronin
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>>91072293
CALLING IT RIGHT NOW.

In a misguided attempt to relate to Jack, she's going to nuzzle his nose like the deer.
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>>91080528
See, cliche's exist for a reason: they are good ways to structure and develop a story. The issue is that cliche's, like the tools in a workshop, will not make a good story on their own.

The issue with making Jack sacrifice everything for Ashi, even if they spend the next 6 episodes bonding so the last episode is a rush mess where jack fights aku, gets access to the past, and then saves ashi, it will not carry the weight of dozens of episodes showing Jack's dedication to his mission. Like >>91080542 is saying, the whole show previously would feel pointless because, hey, trauma about failing to rescue your mother and father in the past? Fuck that, I got poon.

Again, I would love if jack ends up happy, with a family somewhere, and hey, Ashi seems like an interesting path to take to do that, the parallels between them making their contrasts the more interesting. But I don't want that fucking ending if it's basically a fuck you, got mine.

>>91080578
That would cute as fuck.
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>>91080578
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>>91080541
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>>91072265
This would be pretty creepy.
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>>91080578
That's... actually something Aishi would do knowing Genndy.. character and all.
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>>91072193
since kisscartoon is gone anyone where I can watch this?
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>>91074468
Well he did actually call him "Soy-faced"
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>>91080679
She's like 20 and Jack has been stuck as 20-22 year old man for 50 years due to a side effect of Aku's magic after he flung him threw time.

I don't see the problem here.
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>>91080703
I'll be disappointed if it doesn't happen, if I'm honest. It's such an easy callback which would show a good deal about how much Ashi still has to learn, while being both memorable and cute.
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>>91080740
*through
Fuck I'm tired.
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>>91075534
Cuck doujin by chimosaku, parody of kantai collection, check it on panda
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>>91080578
this is going to be good!
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>>91079757
What I don't get is why they weren't trained for teamwork.

The whole point of having a 7v1 fight is so you can overwhelm a superior opponent. The whole "you can never help each other, if you lose that just means you suck and deserve to die" thing is counterproductive as shit.

I mean sure they did some cool team moves now and then, but that's not really the same.
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>>91078884
>Past work experience
>I was a slave for the past decade
>We'll call you
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>>91080825
Just like how them not being trained for teamwork is a guess, my guess as an explanation to your question is that they didn't think all of them would be able to live against Jack, so they placed an emphasis on the idea of "walking over the corpses of your sisters" to beat Jack instead. Image training to beat Jack on your own, you know? So even if they don't exactly reach that level, they'll be able to wear him down until one of them manages to kill him.

As for why I say them not being trained for teamwork is a guess; it's because they did well enough as a team that they didn't ever get in each other's way. Plus, it wasn't really stated.
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>>91080538
Eugenics as a concept is totally a fact. Certain genetic traits do correlate with one another; Downs Syndrome has the same effect on the mental growth of most individuals who have it along with causing their physical traits to deform in the same way among a variety of people, because the same genes cause both issues. However, we currently don't know enough about human genetics to be able to determine where and what actually correlate between each other. Maybe the gene that causes larger noses without larger sinuses causes aggression or people with brown hair and long ear-lobes are more likely to be depressed.

At this point, outside of large mutations that differentiate from an average cell, there's really no way to even study it as whole. With animals, in one human's life time, we can breed generations of them and with selective breeding determine some of these traits with them through trial and error, which is why you can generally tell the base-temperament of a dog breed before it's training, because older humans bred them for those traits and temperaments for specific tasks. Then that brings up nature vs nurture in human development, which circles back to how certain stimuli effects specific psych traits in subjects; and that's completely ignoring the non-inclusive belief of breeding a perfect human race, because then you're mixing in philosophy on top of everything else.

So, at it's core, there is a slight backing in science through genetics, but until there is a way to mass study a large pool of human subjects' physical and psychological genetic traits, there's not much we can research on in this mind-set of the field, outside of large mass mutations usually corresponding in disabilities.

You can't even throw in non-physical stereotypes of race either, as that could just be a cultural upbringing as well, completely unrelated to their genetic traits, probably brought on by the environments of their ancestors.
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>>91074468
Never get tired of these
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>>91079545
The baby grownt up.
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>>91072293
>The deer
Did anyone else half expect those deers to start fucking? I mean, no dick visuals, but just buck positioning himself behind doe?
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>>91079407
Well, you know how it is, anon. What goes around comes around.

Sometimes, you get what's coming around. Sometimes, you ARE what's coming around.
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>>91080991
I did for a hot minute, but the voice in my brain said 'No way they'd actually show that on Samurai Jack, even with the new adult themes.'
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these chicks are so fucking retarded, someone covered in black pain and with horns can have them worship them. Probably make them worship THE RODE OF AKU!
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>>91080920
I'm leery of Eugenics as a concept because despite the potential wonders it may bring idiots will always want to use it as an excuse to oppress/genocide folks they don't like. They did it before in he past and they'll try to do it again.

I'll admit I do look forward to the day when genetic engineering has advanced to the point where we can increase general intelligence, physical strength and especially longevity.
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>>91073621
What's the next part of Jack's masterplan?
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>>91080920
30,000 years of domesticating the dog and a wolf is still a thousand times more robust. Changing temperament and limb proportions is within the realm of possibility of trying to manage genetics from a top-down perspective (i.e. animal husbandry), but in the end all that does is create obsessive-compulsive disorders and severe joint and heart problems.

Eugenics is not simply the screening of genetic diseases (something which happens quite openly today), but it is the archaic concept that we could actually improve the human species through selective breeding. And while you can hide in the cracks of it being technically possible (in the same way it's technically possible for a monkey on a typewriter to write Shakespeare), weaving the chaoticly well-ordered typhoon of protein folding that constitutes a being into a better-ordered storm is a feat beyond even our imagination.
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>>91077203
>So... Assuming each daughter is 20, He can produce at least 50 children with each surviving Daughter of Aku before average age of death at 70
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menopause
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>>91080511

Yes, the plots for episodes 4, 5, 6 have leaked via Zap2it.

>4. Ashi and Jack team up and escape a giant monster that has eaten them.
>5. Jack is (presumably) solo and fights a giant robot that is eating an alien race. [This one was apparently very controversial and Genndy had to change it.]
>6. Ashi is following after Jack and encounters a bunch of people who Jack has saved.
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>>91081121

No.

Just as we have been able to screen for the genetic markers that cause autism, down syndrome, alzheimers, and a host of other diseases we have been able to screen for the genetic markers that have at least some correlation with increased intelligence thanks to China's mass genetic sequencing program of individuals with genius level IQ's over there.

You combine this with good epigenetics, proper upbringing, and at least a nominal education and uber babies will start to be popped out of people with otherwise shitty genes.
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>>91081084
I'm not sure if we'll ever reach that point, but I do agree if we do that people will use it as an excuse as bigotry.

>>91081121
Oh, I agree that it is far more in-depth than my initial description, I was just stating that it is within possibility with science we've already discovered, but it's honestly doubtful that we'll ever reach a point where we understand it enough to start engineering the perfect DNA constructs from the ground up. As for the concept being archaic, again that's up for philosophical debate (specifically, whatever traits are the end goal) but it's obvious we shouldn't be telling people who to breed with or committing genocides for a specific genetic outcome. I'm doubtful we'll ever get anywhere substantial with the idea, I'd say we're far closer than Chimps are to finishing Hamlet. I guess we'll just have to take the time to breed some better apes for that.
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>>91080052
it dinndu nuffin
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So I'm not entire familiar with the Bushido code but I think exclusively slaughtering women isn't the most honorable thing to do.
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can someone edit the Weak shall fear the strong pic with Jack choking Steven so I can shitpost it in anti-samurai threads?
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So if Jack was black like them, would he have died there?
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>>91079339
>What if Jack's timeline is cylindrical?

wh- what did you say?
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>>91081120
did you not see? crushing that tree trunk, WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>>91080427
>>91080462
Why is there so much porn of those dogs?
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>>91080578
holy shit thats......
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>>91076162
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>>91074468
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>>91081591
saved from one of those gay ass threads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OJU63gviYx
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>>91081591
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>>91072383
>Two unspeakable evils weren't enough.
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>>91079636
>>91079673
>Your son (female)
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>>91077611
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>>91080612
It actually is pretty Lewd because the implication of the deer seen was that they were going to fuck. The buck doesn't approach the deer from the front, he approaches her from behind. So if Ashi starts nuzzling Jack's nose it means she's moist.
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>>91079673
>I just go with what Genndy tells us now.
But he never actually said that. Stop relying on TVTropes, they lie all the fucking time.
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I honestly want awkward Ashi to do silly stuff just to see Jack spilling all the spaghetti
I mean, they're both virgins, right?
Though Jack is like 70 mentally, I suppose.
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jack's dad and aku have the same voice? am I in the wrong here?
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>>91080462
how can he read what she says if he isnt looking at her?
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>>91079428
>>>/mlp/
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>Samurai Jack is going to become yet another post apocalyptic surrogate daughter simulator
pls no
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What do you think Aku will sing when the Samurai is finally dead?
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>>91074545
Honestly I don't get why he'd be so torn up about it. Samurai killed people, Jack would have been trained to not only take down Aku but anyone he would have working for him, the people that trained him would have had no idea about even the concept of robots.
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>>91075856
That's actually a really nice catch. It would neatly explain the appearance of the shooting star as foreshadowing of Ashi's eventual rejection of her mission, causing her to metaphorically 'fall' away from her sisters.
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>>91079786
Why would she even know how Jack was raised?
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>>91075130
Severely underrated post.
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>>91074935
Sued? For using a design he made for a TV show on the same network?

I guess it would depend on how exactly it was sold as a tax writeoff.
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>>91072193
They are gonna fuck
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>>91073786
Probably an alternative future after jack saved the past
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>>91079636
>everyone in the background is dismayed not because of their child's eys/condition/whatever, but because Jack cause their daughter their son
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>>91075913
SJ was always about spreading the word of Allah and destroying nonbeliever you can see it when Jack fought those cannibal robots which were obviously a metephor for godless heretics like Jews
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>>91080052
Someone should send this whole fight sequence to the guys that animated the new Berserk show.
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>>91080583
Not any of those anons and I myself really hope the whole Ashi saving thing never happens. But is there anything saying a time portal can only be used once?

>Ashi dies in fight
>Jack finds time portal
>uses it to save Ashi moments before she dies
>uses time portal again to send both Ashi and himself back to when Aku first flung him into the future or just bring her to the present and leaving here there before going back to fight Aku on his own
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>>91079545
I want to fuck that mom
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>>91083251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZBwjlnmI74
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>>91072265
I'm sure Genndy is canalizing one way or another Sym Bionic Titan into this new season, so Ashi and Jack's relationship will mimic Lance and Ilana's and it will be kept platonic.
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>>91083307
I stopped watching Titan in the middle, how far did that plot go?
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>>91083323
They all come closer as a family, the main villain is kind of forgotten in the middle of the season although aliens keep pouring in and most of the drama comes from Earth, both on an emotional level as well as a combative one. I recommend you keep watching; it's pretty good.
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>>91083365
Yea i know but i got too much on the plate.
Did you know Genddy made a Flintstones special?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOP76UyeDJM
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>>91073775

King of the Hill.
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>>91081163
>6. Ashi is following after Jack and encounters a bunch of people who Jack has saved.
This genuinely fucks up the Ashi
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>>91083531
Oh, she'll get fucked, all right!
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>>91083425
>punching her husband in the head
>throwing stone vases that crash on his head
wew lawd
>>
Anyone else think more than one Daughter may have survived?
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>>91083674
Sure, you can pit them against each other but 10 episodes is kinda tiny and only one was given any personality. Matron/mother would be a more logical recurring villain.
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>>91083674
Doesn't matter since Mulan is fucking dead. Fuck, why did she has to go first.
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>>91083582
Genndy is a commie jew, what did you expect?
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>>91083425
>WILMA I'M HOME! I'm just not fat enough! I can still fit through the front door!
Fucking lost
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>>91083582
Hey, we had worse. Canadians.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpK35bAsihE
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>>91083674
THEY'RE ALL DEAD
JACK COULD RAPE THEM ALL INTO SUBMISSION AND HAVE A HAREM OF CRAZY WOMEN
INSTEAD HER MURDERED THEM
HE FUCKING BLEW IT
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>>91075408

>Characters are stick thin waifs
>Let's make them chunky for no fucking reason

Shit art is shit.
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>>91083804
>>91083582
Its obscure but its good. CN never released it on any media so only bootlegs are around.

https://archive.org/details/TheFlintstonesOnTheRocks
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>>91083674
Certainly, they got dropped off the same cliff that Jack did
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>>91083824
To be fair that was supposed to be an internet-only cartoon that was never meant to be aired on television. The fact that Adult Swim aired it many years later on an adult timeslot also makes it different from a cartoon for kids where a woman assaults a man and punches him in the head because of a domestic dispute.
>>
I wonder what would be a better ending:
-Jack defeats aku but finds out he can't return to the past anymore, forcing him to face a bittersweet end in the present as he helps the world rebuild.

Or

-Goes back, defeats Aku, but undoes the existence of everything he has known for the majority of his life, living out the rest of his days in blissful isolation.
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>>91083825
I don't care if you got trained by every fucking master on earth, you don't put your dick in crazy, anon.
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>>91072193
>girls assumed the buck was aku because of the horns
Oh boy I can't wait for shad to create porn of it
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>>91083936
Well its a cartoon, you can get away with domestic violence.
Didnt you watch Rene & Stimpy- Mans best Friend episode? They put it off the air because well...you have to see it to believe it.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3ht1pu
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Reminder that both Jack and Ashi are virgins
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>>91082404
Yeah it'd be bs
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>>91084090
How do you know Jack is a virgin.
Also
>training assassins
>not training them for seducing targets
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>>91072193

She's tsundere as fuck for him
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>>91073775
Dexter's parents were equally clueless and the dad wasn't a fat slob, and Dee-Dee was way dumber than Dexter
>>
The show surprised me I really wasn't expecting him to slaughter all the assasins like that.
>>
>>91084145
They only have one single target, and they don't need to seduce him
>>
SUfags on suicidewatch.
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>>91084203
If i remember there is episode where Dexters parents meet at the shrink around college years.

Dexters mom is germophobic and his dad is brought in because he is the nastiest hippie they could find. Later he gifts her gloves so she can actually hold his hands.
>and then he bangs her with no condom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y1XRulEYts
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>>91083871
>not waifer thin
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>>91084145
They weren't trained to be subtle, they were trained to kill one person only
Jack really had the chance to fuck around with their innocent minds by asking for example what would they do if they killed him
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>>91084243
>implying ashi didn't survived the fall and gotten a bad case of amnesia
>implying jack isn't going to try to redeem her
>>
See anons this is why you genetically engineer and create your human murder machines rather than waste time on all of this training and shit.

Test them out by having them kill off 50 cities then unleash them on Jack.
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>>91084353
Isn't that already an episode?
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>>91084353
>make a giant robot
>put a nuke or a massive bomb in him
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>>91080450
The silence was so much better. It was pure lack of caring.
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>>91082519
It's one thing to be trained to kill people, another to have your first kill be a surprise, a pretty young woman, and to come at a moment when you're so psychologically unhealthy that you're hallucinating out of guilt and self loathing.
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>>91083963
This is what you're going to get.

>Aku learns Jack does not have the sword
>takes a beat to process the information
>once he realizes what he just heard Aku turns into his fastest form and blasts off to find Jack
>finds him and they fight but with no sword Jack can't do shit to Aku
>Aku takes his time to play with Jack and draw out his sorrow
>fight ends up leading into a cave
>surprise surprise it's the cave Jack lost his sword in
>part way through the fight Jack finds his sword again and the fight is now flipped
>Jack doing serious damage and Aku getting more desperate and frantic without any of it doing any good
>Aku then transforms into a little animal and scurries off over the horizon
>"I'LL BE BACK SAMURAI!"
>Jack sheaths his sword and silently walks away
>_________________________WACHA_________________________
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>>91073101
>EXTRA THICC

she's literally skeletar mode, what the fuck are you on?
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>>91084540
I bet she has a puffy vagina.
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>>91084521
>not actually concluding the series
It's like he wants to have shit mailed to him every day for the rest of his life.
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>>91084389
My god, Season 4 was the best one yet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH1PiuccbcA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D4oTwlB_5o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpZGa0t9YhI
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>>91082519
Unless you have a taste for killing constant warfare slowly erodes your mind, thats what PTSD is all about.
In ww1 after couple months of no breaks around 85% of soldiers end up shellshocked and last 15 truly find themselves in carnage.

And Jack has been struggling with no success for 50 years.
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>>91083425
wew laud
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>>91084752
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>>91076399
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>>91072193
Jack should punish her
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>>91084775
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>>91083425
>Wilma Flintstone? A natural redhead?

OVER THE LINE!

Also, it was weird how tender Mark Russell made Fred and Wilma's relationship in his comic when everything else was much, much darker.
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OH YEAH

PORRIDGE
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>>91080991
>Look! The champion of Aku is spearing the smaller one!
>See how it moans in pain!
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>>91084840
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>>91084840
>bunch of bloodthirsty autist cheering on deers fucking
Too /k/.
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>>91084835
Please tell me theres one with his face stuffed with porridge and bowl
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>>91084828
In the end Betsy calls Barney for not being a natural blonde too
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>>91084574
Yeah like a fertilizer bomb
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>>91078133
she's literally been in more episodes than any other female character. PROVE ME WRONG
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>>91084968
I think there's one decent sketch of her on 34.
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>>91073375
>why don't you choke on your sword oh wait
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>>91079673
You're full of shit, the baby grew up into a man in the official comic
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>>91083674
Three were still alive by the cliff scene.

Jack knocked out sword girl before she plummeted to her doom, so she's most likely dead. Spear girl simply got thrown off, so It's possible she caught onto a cliche cliff branch or something. Ashi is has a name and is therefor still alive.

My prediction is that Jack redpills Ashi, teams up and she is later confronted by the last sister. Ashi can't reason with spear girl because she's still brainwashed, they duke it out, and Ashi kills her last sister.
>>
oh
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>>91083674
Probably.
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