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>We've never killed a human before Hold up, does that

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>We've never killed a human before
Hold up, does that mean The Princess and The Bounty Hunters has been retconned?
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>>91069843
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>>91069843
Jack didn't kill any of them.
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>>91069843
That one wasn't his fault.
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>>91069942
Genddy confirmed hack
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>>91069843
>HERE'S JACKIE!
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>>91069999
>quads of truth
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>>91069843
This bounty hunter nonsense is starting to feel like a forced meme. There's been like two daily threads for it ever since the genndy q&a weeks ago
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>>91070099
Aku does look like Pepe in this pic.
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>>91069843
Magic sword cant harm good people, so if he killed anyone with it, they were of ill heart.
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I kinda hope there's some brief shot of the Gentleman, Jujunga, and Boris as elderly but otherwise non-dead guys in this season just to get everybody to shut up about this
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What makes human lives worth more than the sentient robot lives?
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>>91070629
>robots
>sentient
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>>91070721
>sentient: able to perceive or feel things

X9, among others.
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>>91070721
Why are you s-so mean?! ;_;
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>>91069843
>you actually thought he killed them

lmao
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No, it simply confirms he didn't kill them. Their fate was never that clear to begin with.
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>>91070542
*Magic sword, when in the hands of evil, can never harm an innocent

Big distinction there.
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>>91070629
Humans are natural, robots are not.

Besides, Jack didn't know X9 was a victim of Aku's wickedness until he had slain him. He probably felt bad, but knew that it was just another burden to bear from Aku's bullshit.

With the daughters, he's been forced to kill normal flesh and blood humans. Not cyborgs or full on machines, or even strange monstrosities of unknown origins. Just people who could have lived ordinary lives (or as ordinary as can get in Aku's world).
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>>91069843
It means they were just knocked out.
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>>91069843
I like how Sudoku Jack switched from "you" to "we", he's kinda like Gollum now.
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>>91069843
To be fair, Jack probably thought he was killing a few people, but everyone and their goddamn uncle sprouted sparking wires post-kill.
The show is like that, even when it doesn't make a lick of sense.
I'm not sure incorporating that into the storyline is that great an idea, but they aren't making this to entertain children anymore, just the obsessives.
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>>91070629
Nothing, Jack is just some hick from ancient Japan who thinks robots aren't people. The setting has shown this isn't the case but Jack doesn't care.
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>>91069843
Bet you this is actually a part of Aku that managed to implant himself in Jack's mind to screw with him.
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>>91071349
Pretty much. It only made a silly premise downright retarded since it retcons so much of the original show's intents.
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>>91071349
Well it's not like they got super preachy about it, like other shows would.

Jack's other side prods him about it, saying that it's either "Kill or be killed", but that's it. If this were an anime, we'd probably have like two episodes with the MC recovering after their first kill and going through all the cliché bullshit about "Human lives, blah blah blah, they have feelings too!" and the like. Jack just remembers what his dad told him, that sometimes you have to take the lives of others to protect what is important to you, and there's nothing wrong with that unless you let the killing consume you. Jack didn't relish in slaying the daughters one bit, even looking glum after dropping the last one to her death because he knew nothing could be done to spare her.
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>>91071563
Not really. Nothing says he didn't kill monsters and mutants, just mostly machines, which a lot of his foes were revealed to be in some cases. It isn't like they're saying the bounty hunters were all robots, or that things like the magic worm twins were automatons.
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>>91071689
Nah, it completely destroys the original show retroactively. For instance, blind archers

>Jack finally outwits them at last
>slashes his sword ACROSS THEIR CHESTS
>"lol nah it's ok I knew my sword would turn them into fat diaper wearing manbabies it's all cool yo that wasn't an intent to kill another creature"
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>>91070629
Robots are programmed to act in a certain way, they are not technically alive. That's why X-9 was so tragic
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>>91071821
No it doesn't. He hit them and the sword's power expelled the evil possessing them. Nothing says the same couldn't have happened if the episode were to be done now. The entire point of that episode was that not all routes to the past were free. Jack could have been returned to the past, but either as a monster worse than Aku, or fated to became another blind Jackal guardian after fulfilling his intended task.
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>>91071831
>Someone out there programmed a robot to scat, call others 'babe' and kill people

His life is horrible
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>>91071940
>"lol nah it's ok I knew they were possessed by evil power"
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>>91071956
Could be worse, he could have been programmed to engage in scat.
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Maybe Jack just forgot. It's been 50 years and he's not exactly sound of mind.
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>>91070603
I bet they'll show up in the episode where Ashi sees the positive impact Jack's had on people. Maybe they all teamed up to rescue the Princess's kingdom from Aku and are now in a retirement home together.
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>>91071974
He didn't even hit them with the sword, retard. He dodged their arrows and they struck each other, dispelling the curse. Even then, that doesn't mean he thought it would kill them.
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>>91071647
He got over killing people surprisingly fast. I was honestly expecting the cliche anime scenario you described but he just got over it and got back into his groove within a day.
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>>91069843
The fight against the bounty hunters was so fast that he probably doesn't remember them. Also, there's a fair chance they survived. And he didn't have to deal with the aftermath. If Chuchunga's guts had spilled over Jack, he would probably have been more shocked by the experience.
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>>91070629
Jack's from feudal Japan. If you explained AI to him he'd probably have a mental breakdown.
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>>91072007
>50 years
>only NOW non-robots are fighting him

It only gets more retarded the more you think about it.
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>>91071049
>With the daughters, he's been forced to kill normal flesh and blood humans
I can't wait until it's revealed that the Daughters of Aku are actually the daughters of Jack
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>>91072007
Or he just didn't kill any humans. The bounty hunters were taken out in a highly stylized scene set to the split second for a drop of water to fall, then the Princess cuts in to face him down because she was the primary focus, not the other fuckwits. After that, the only other real human was the Viking trapped inside the lava body, but nothing indicated Jack directly cut him, just his crystal prison.
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>>91071821
Maybe he uh... hit them with the back of his sword? You know, the part that isn't sharp.

>>91071986
>programming a robot to smell and eat only for the purposes of feeding him shit
Truly the future that is Aku is of an unspeakable evil.
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>>91070629
it's obviously different to kill someone just like you
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>>91072022
He used his father's example to build the resolve to kill them.

Wait until it's revealed that they never really had a choice because they were brainwashed in a cave, raised only to kill Jack, like Jack was raised to kill Aku.
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>>91072042
>so its a suit of armor that doesnt need a person in it to move, kinda like a puppet

there, i explaned what a robot was and AI could be explained away as a puppet master talking though them.

just because jacks from feudel japan doesn't mean that hes retarded
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>>91072062
Not really, they never said he didn't fight aliens and monsters, just that no humans were ever slain by his hand.
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>>91072062
>it's been 50 years and he's forgotten how to knock people into unconsciousness.
Ftfy
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>>91069999
>QUADS

No, that's not true, that's impossible!
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>>91072126
>they never said
>"just nuts and bolts... nuts and bolts..."
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>>91072096
He didn't hit the archers at all. He blind dodged their arrows and they wound up hitting one another. And since the arrows were probably generated by the well itself, it was basically like undoing a curse with its own magic. Like that time Theodore cured the werewolf who bit him and himself by biting him back.
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>>91072042
>face Aku, literally a malignant shapeshifting entity that will dick with him for the sake of pissing him off
>has been exposed to some much futuristic tech it isn't funny
>uses guns and batcycle clone that can do even more shit
>been stuck in DAH FUTCHA for at least 30-50 years
>completely understands he's been dealing they are robots
>to the point where he know how exactly to rip one up
>has been calm until the moment he sliced open one of the girls
>even then it didn't effect him for too long

I think he'll be fine
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>>91072156
Yes, for MOST of his foes. It doesn't mean that even the slimy monsters, and occasional supernatural entities, were also robots.
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>>91072179
>Alvin and the chipmunks logic works for samurai jack
Oh shit nigga what are you doing?
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We had this discussion a hundred times already. They were just lying face down in the snow, it doesn't mean they're dead. Kill yourself, OP.
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>>91069843
And the Lava Viking episode.
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>>91072122
He could still think you're a sorcerer and from the spirit world trying to steal his soul through his ass.
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>>91072096
i don't think he actually hits them with his sword at all
he made them shoot each other by dodging at the last second while centered which is technically impossible
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>>91072066
That would be so fucked up.
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>>91069843
Anyone thinks that it's weird how old jack looks like the Jack from Akus' fairy tales?
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>>91072227
That's hardly the first time the logic of "dark magic defeating itself" has been used in fiction.
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>>91072260
Unless they're using magic arrows
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>>91072042
>>91072122
they're magic puppets jack, their master puts a spell insidde them that tells them what to do. there, completely in terms he understands
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>>91072256
He just pierced the magic crystal and released the Viking to be ravaged by time's restored effect.

Kind of makes ya wonder if time will catch up to Jack himself once all is said and done.
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RIP every girl but Ashi
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>>91072385
One would think so, but Jack dodged many of them which just landed where he had been. Of course, you could bullshit it by "they were drawn to each other" because "it's magic!"
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>>91072432
Maybe once he returns to his own time.
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>>91070721
>Year of our Nier Automata, Two thousand and seventeen
>Implying robots aren't sentient
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>>91072260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X52Kdc7TAQ&t=7s

I think you are making the wrong argument, if you jump to about 90 seconds into this video, you will see that all three arrows hit each other at the same time, then the screen is filled with light, and the archers are somehow struck by the arrows.
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>>91072464
Ok, maybe the well did it in order to tempt Jack? Maybe the well was only capable of handling and corrupting a single wish at a time.
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>>91072484
That's still some pretty crazy luck that they would collide and now have the trajectory to hit the archers. In real life, that shit would probably just collide and send the arrows spiraling to who knows where, or crashing to the ground if they had enough force to all break on impact.

Again, it's obviously magic.
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>>91072469
That, or he somehow remains unaging and is destined to track down Aku's evil across all of time and space for eternity. That'd be pretty damn rough.
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He only killed the alien bounty hunters duh
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>>91072287
>Aku's last kill Jack scheme was to create a cult in his name and use Jack's blood with some dark magic to impregnate the leader with his DNA to birth assassins who had the best chance of killing him
>he forgot about it tho

Seems like an Aku thing to do
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>>91072454
WHAT'S THE SOURCE

PAHEAL IS DOWN
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>>91072584
Im not arguing anything other than making sure what we remember is correct, only reason why I even remembered is because I watched the episode just a couple days ago.

If you want my opinion, it's pretty silly, but so is a lot of stuff in Samurai Jack, but we overlook it for other reasons, so I never let things like this get to me
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>>91072634
Not those predator lions, they fucked his shit up almost as bad as the daughters, if not worse given they weren't sheltered retards.

>Aku didn't just snatch more of them and brainwash away their code of honor
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Reminder that the other girls have names but it doesn't fucking matter
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>>91072477
When you think about humans are just chemically powered machines with a meat processor.

So this would mean a fully self aware A.I is no different from us.
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>>91070629
>>91072156
I think part of Jack's reasoning is that the robots are built rather than grown.

Like, if you destroy a computer, a new one can be built since it's just tech. The computer itself probably was also made fairly recently.
If you kill an adult human, you've just erased DECADES of experiences and relationships. They can't be quickly brought back in the same condition.
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>>91072662
>he saved the sperm from that one time he was Ikra
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>>91072746
If your brain was indestructable that would make it impossible to actually kill you.
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>>91072746
It's even more saddening because the girls didn't have lives, just a lengthy, dark experience in some mountain.

Christ, they were probably treated like shit the moment they could waddle without face planting every other step.
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>>91070721
Yes, Sentient and freedom is their right
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They could've been robots, or could've lived.

Jack isn't necessarily opposed to killing humans - It's just that he's never popped that cherry before and he doesn't know how to feel.
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>>91072700
>Ashi
>Ami
>Aki
>Avi

So it seems to be "A(syllable)i". Probably to play off of Aku.
3 more girls, what will they be?
>Abi
>Aci
>Achi
>Adi
>Afi
>Agi
>Ahi
>Aji
>Ali
>Ani
>Api
>Aqui
>Ari
>Asi
>Ati
>Athi
>Awi
>Axi
>Ayi
>Azi
I doubt Aai, Aei, Aii, Aoi, or Aui would really work.
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>>91072454
3 girls and Jack fall off the ledge
there is no proof currently that her other 2 sisters couldn't still be alive
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>>91072873
One got punched pretty fucking hard that she spun, with her head finishing most of the rotation before her body did.
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>>91069999
>>91070099
>>91072154
Quads of truth! Genddy is a hack! Now GeNNDy, the guy who made Samurai Jack, is a great writer. But that Genddy guy, whoever he is, fuck that hack.
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>>91072700
>phil voiced the pepe
here come the memes.
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>>91072700
>Sab Shimono played the voice of the emperor in the original first episodes
>Keone Young was the young emperor in Birth of Evil
>now both are back in the same episode
I love it when they do shit like this
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>>91072873
Other two didn't land on their feet
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>>91072930
He's the creator of Bullseye Yak, a cartoon about a cyborg Yak who hunts monsters in the future.

He's from the dimension where those troglodytes says Bearstein Bears.
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I hope they're all dead except for the last one and jack and jack has to break her neck because she isn't quite dead and he needs to make sure she won't come after him again.
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>>91072857
>Aki taunting the others because her name is closest to Aku's
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>>91073017
>jack and jack

How does a hallucination help snap a neck? Why would one even need a figment of their mind to assist in such a thing?
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>>91069843
Those guys were robots all along.
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>>91073107
Moral support?
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>>91072759
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They blew their chance the moment Jack had to catch his breath. You'd think all of that harsh training would have taught them to never give your opponent room to breath in both senses of the word.
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>>91073107
>He sees the daughter writhing in pain with all her bones broken and blood everywhere
>tears in her eyes as the samurai looks down at her
>Jack just stares for a while contemplating whether to just leave her or end her misery
>spook Jack appears behind him and says "do it"
>*SNAP*
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>>91071373
Honestly I feel like it would have taken him a bit to understand what a robot even is, never mind discount they frequently act as human as anyone else.
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>>91072454
At least one other sister still lives.
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I just realized Scaramouch wanted Jack to use his sword so he can use his dagger to break it
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Friendly reminder that with the exception of 2 of them

There's 5 girls who you won't know how they died, especially if you waifu'd them
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>>91073188
>Ghost Jack becomes Palpatine
I'm okay with these dubs.
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>>91072994
we didn't see any land on their feet or land at all
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>>91073276
Wonder if that would work. Jack's sword is magic. Is Scaramouch's magic or technology?
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>>91073188
palpatine.jpg
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>>91069843
Now that Jack's no longer suicidal, will Sad Jack finally leave him alone? Will the hallucinations stop?
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>>91070629
Jack actually cared about sentient robots, the city that he saved from Mondo-Bot was inhabited by sentient robots who had feelings and could feel pain.
Also the robot that he killed in a fit of rage in Aku's Infection seemed pretty sentient, that's why Jack ran to that lizard monastery in the first place
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>>91069843
>Hold up, does that mean The Princess and The Bounty Hunters has been retconned?
Yes. He just forgot that episode existed.
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>>91073356
he's going to become even scarier until he turns into something like pic related and Jack fights him and the black horseman
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>>91073319
God magic probably trumps all else.
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>>91073415
>it's mad jack all over again
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>>91073356
Sad Jack is now psychoJack and keep telling jack to fucking slaighter everything
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There were plenty of times Jack and other characters killed people. It was just rarely and artistically done so it wouldn't violate the rule of the TV-Y7 rating. Genndy said this himself in the middle of the series' run. The fact that he forgot this is dumb, but the fact that /co/ is trying to make up some convoluted excuses is even dumber.
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>>91073508
It's just Mad Jack.
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Anyone have that reaction of the episodes, did anyone do one for the new episode
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>>91069843
No. But it does mean Jack and the Lava Monster was retconned
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>>91073415

>nb4 Sudoko Jack becomes The Fucking Shadow Horseman
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>>91071373
>Jack is just some hick from ancient Japan who thinks robots aren't people. The setting has shown this isn't the case but Jack doesn't care.
The setting has shown this isn't the case but Jack doesn't care.

But that's bullshit. Jack was risking to save life innocent robot villages and got sad when innocent robots were killed.

Human, alien, or robot: if they were innocent, Jack was willing to protect and save them.
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>>91072078
>i may remember the episode wrong but didnt the viking thanked jack? i don't think he would feel guilty or anything considering he explained his story so he knows he helped him break the curse, so i don't think it counts as "jack killed people before" because its a different situation than the daughters or the bounty hunters
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>>91069843
Mad Jack was a representation of all of Jack's dark emotions.
And I was really hoping they would play that easter-egg.
>So will the epic fight with Aku happen in the future or will they save it for when he gets back to the past?
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>>91073634
>Human, alien, or robot: if they were innocent, Jack was willing to protect and save them.
this.
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>You can't be me if I'm me

>Then stop being you

We need an argument like this between Jack and Sudoko jack
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>>91073537
What's really stupid is that 7 teenage girls chasing him would be the first thing to force him to kill a human the 50+ years he's been in the future. He's the most wanted guy on the planet and human bounty hunters have never cornered him before? Gendy should leave the fact that Jack was never shown directly killing humans as a concession to the Y7 rating, instead he's trying to make said censhorship canon.
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It just sucks having to look back at seasons 1-4 and knowing now that Jack has the mentality of fucking Batman.
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>>91072732
Mmmmm, 2B.
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>>91072930
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>>91073698
Jack isn't going back.
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>>91069843
How many times does this need to be explained. No it wasn't a retcon. Gennedy explained this.
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>>91069843
He literally never looked back. It was the first time he KNEW he killed a human. I think their fate was just ambiguous.
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>>91073777
What sucks is that Gendy is making the Y7 censorship canon, instead of retconning it.
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>>91072078
Jack literally fought to kill him. That was the end goal. Him dying of blood loss or rapid aging doesnt matter. It was caused by Jack.

They didnt say he never cut a human before. They didnt say he never killed while ignoring mercy kills. They said he never killed a human before straight up. Yet Norse guy died by Jack's hand.

Episode retconned. It joins the comic canon.
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>>91073242
Her and the second one after on the branch were unconscious when they fell, ashi will most likely live since she has the same chance as Jack
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>>91073790
That chin could kill a person
or six
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>>91073790
NANI
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>>91072930
https://twitter.com/genddy
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Fuck Genndy for a second. Blue Jack is not an honest guy. The guy called the DoA his most powerful opponents and yet they got wrecked.
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>>91073905
>unconscious
No, Jack just tossed one off the cliff. Didn't knock her out first or anything.

The other sister had her neck snapped like a twig. She was dead before she even started to fall.
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>>91072477
Robots are fucking shit, they eat people
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>>91073893
he wasnt human anymore
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>three were the gods that vanquished the evil Aku spawned from
>three will be the warriors who will vanquish Aku

POTTERY
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>>91069843
Does anyone have a download link to the second episode?
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>>91069843
He probably didn't know
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>>91069999
N-N-NANI???!?!?!?
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>>91074059
#notallrobots
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>>91073893
No? It just means that his subconscious doesn't think that that kill "counts."
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>>91073790
*tock*
*tock*
*tock*
*tock tock tocktocktocktock*
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>91073853
>Halfassed shrug shoecasing he doesnt even remember the episode.

You expect people to be satisfied? He shouldnt have said anything.
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>>91074039
My guess is the one who got chucked will have been impaled on a tree, and snap-neck obviously didn't survive.
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>>91069843
>Hold up, does that mean The Princess and The Bounty Hunters has been retconned?
No, it means the hacks making nuJack don't actually care about continuity or the quality of the content their writing.
All they care is that you dumb faggots watch the show and buy the merchandise based purely on your fucking nostalgia.
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>>91074109
He died as a human.
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>>91074257
i still think they did a good job :^)
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>>91071956
He is a parody of a famous person kids on /co/ don't know about.
This always made me lol a little bit
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>>91074117
>three
What? only 2.
>Jack
>Ashi

Scotsman is going to die and give Jack his sword.
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>>91074257
SJ was never literal with the visuals, sperglord.
They just deconstructed the blatant way of getting shit past the censorship radar (oil=blood) in the old seasons.
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>>91074240
>impaled on a tree
Thats too silly to even imagine.
Spearsister will return a few episodes later, after Ashi has befriended Jack.
Then Ashi will be forced to choose between Jack and her own sister.
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It is 100% possible everyone in that episode lived though.

(also, technically 2 of them weren't human)
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>>91070629
Jack's hallucination mocks him about the mountains of dead 'robots' at his feet in that very scene.
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>>91074335
>Spoiler
I thought the exact same thing since this morning
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>>91074335
That's actually a pretty solid prediction.

I'm picturing Jack and the Scotsman fighting side by side. Scotsman tosses Jack his sword and Rambos in, killing the threat but dying in the process.
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>>91070629
There isn't. The idea that Jack is killing robots doesn't make him a murderer is just a justification for mass murder.

It's supposed to be ironic. Like how Jack uses his father's words about choices, how the bandits choices lead them to where they were, when the Daughters of Aku never had a choice to begin with.

Jack doesn't want to see himself as evil or impure, but understands that over all these years he's made moral compromises, and struggles with his honor. imo it's not just that he physically lost the sword, he believes he's unworthy to wield it.
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>Jack is training her
>she fails at something
>Jack stops and comes closer to tell her something she missed or whatever
>She shrinks back in fear, expecting to be beaten, or at the very least flinches

I bet something like this will happen
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>>91074335

How do you guys know that though
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>>91074458
Pure speculation. Scotsman is confirmed to be in the show, and in combat, but it's pretty safe to say that he'll die since he's like 80.
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Essential original Samurai Jack episodes. Watch all of these before starting season 5.

The Premiere Movie (I - III)
Jack and the Three Blind Archers (VII)
Jack versus Mad Jack (VIII)
Jack and the Scotsman (XI)
Jack Learns to Jump Good (XIV)
Jack and the Scotsman 2 (XVII)
Jack Remembers His Past (XIX)
Jack and the Travelling Creatures (XXXII)
Jack and the Spartans (XXV)
The Birth of Evil (XXXVII - XXXVIII)
Samurai vs. Ninja (XL)
The Scotsman Saves Jack (XLV - XLVI)
Jack vs. Aku (XLVIII)
The Story of X-9 (L)

agree / disagree?
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>Next episode is going to have weird graphic design shit creatures

Good, 3 episodes in we are due for this
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>>91069843
Unless they were cut in half or vaporized, they're probably fine. Besides, weren't most of them from off-planet anyway?
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>>91074446
That's gonna be a really feely moment
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>>91074428
I could see that, especially if he goes out screaming a full three minute long insult with swears from 14 different languages.
>>91074446
EXTRA THICC is bad for children if introduced too early.
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>>91069843
Genndy said at one point that all of the bounty hunters except the princess and the cat creatures (aliens) were robots who just happened to look human.
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>>91074458

Trust me, I work for Genndy
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>>91074505
they are just autistic humans.
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>>91069843
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>>91074128
>>91074476

Season 5, Episode 1 -
https://mega.co.nz/#!XRYyWK7R!QMv5fx5pFD1xLnZIrGcyDt00YGj6h2d_fsz-IuHWOt8

Season 5, Episode 2 -
https://mega.nz/#F!AYY2zK4K!_vc-U6_8eivbYbLbtFSfXg

Season 5, Episode 3 -
https://mega.co.nz/#!L91AybwD!dpN0n-R7-ldTByyCliCbID9WzBzXuCp0NklBIlm2oF0

Original seasons 1-4

Season 1 - https://mega.nz/#F!zoRxiZSK!prCZ-Wm4xc4lN5R9rL7HGQ

Season 2 - https://mega.nz/#F!Dk5R0T6Q!ps-SMfXt-Lq-Ct_2yf8GqA

Season 3 - https://mega.nz/#F!z8pxmIZL!uv1hY-wQm0pFVey2VHvzTw

Season 4 - https://mega.nz/#F!WhRFiaqB!kkKl1jPwKcXo8pcjaRgbKA
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>>91069999
Is that a clone of Gendy?
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>>91074615
You're doing God's work, anon!
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>>91074615
Good man.
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which episode has the big blue dude who kicks jacks ass?
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>>91073412
He only kind of forgot. And nothing ever confirmed that the hunters died. Not like we need to hear them wheezing comically to know they're alright.
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>>91074655
jack vs the guardian
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>>91074533
>id rather believe they were just knocked out since that explanation doesn't sit well with me because this >>91070629

namely: if we spend an entire episode thinking they were humans, they wanted the money for themselves, had their own goals, etc, and then we are supposed to believe its okay he killed them because they weren't humans instead of doing it in self-defense, i don't know, it just leaves a very weird implication
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So how long are we gonna do this forced meme for, lads? Til the end of the show? Until everyone's forgotten?
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>>91074655
Episode XXXII: Jack and the Travelling Creatures

(Season 3)
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>>91074625
YEp, and there's another clone called Gennndy
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>>91073688
He did. But again, we never saw anything like a wound on the man himself, the lava body exploded and the man is lying there, all Zordan like as age finally catches up to him. What Jack did was just free someone, not unlike the numerous souls he freed from Demongo's control.

>>91073769
It's hardly stupid. If anything, it's maintaining that things before were canon instead of retconning it that Jack had been slicing up countless lives (alien or mutant). As for rarely encountering humans, it's not like they're that plentiful in the future. Most humanoids were either alien, or deceptively humanlike robots.


>>91073878
Why should he retcon it? That would be dumb to just change it.
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>>91073893
>Him dying of blood loss or rapid aging doesnt matter
Except it fucking does. The man was trapped and couldn't die so long as he was trapped in the crystal. Jack freed him and time did the rest. That's not the same thing as murdering someone like cutting their fucking throat open.
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>>91074665
Here's a shot from the ending scene, and there's no blood, no sliced in half characters, nothing, except that they're face down.
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>>91074227
He only partially forgot, not completely.
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>>91074812
Yea, unconscious.
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>>91074476

Would it be okay to continue with season 5 after watching only these eps?
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>>91074458

We saw the Scottsman and he's going to fight

It's not farfetch to assume he MIGHT die
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It's not because he's killing sentient beings he's disturbed by, but he's never killed any of his own species. It's harder to emotionally detach yourself when it is someone so similar to you than some funky colored green blooded hundred eye four armed monstrosity shouting at you in another language.
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>>91074793
Dying of old age means you go to hell if you are a viking. That dude actively wanted to be murdered.
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>>91074886
>best bounty hunters in the world
>absorbs explosive blasts and magic sword cuts without any visible damage
>dies because snow on face

Technically Jack didn't murder them at all, the cold did.
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>>91073893
Maybe he doesn't remember or care about these minor fights 50 years ago. Like, if the entire first four seasons was about an episode a day, he'd have been fighting minions for about two months. That's nothing compared to 50 years of more intense, stress inducing fights with greater risks, more dangerous enemies, and frustration as Aku destroys time portals and evades justice.
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>>91075019
Jack bested him though, he got the honorable defeat he wanted.
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>>91074665
He literally said they were mostly aliens/robots with only a couple of humans
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>>91075019
Come to think of it, did his family go to Valhalla?
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>>91075195
Yes, which doesn't mean he completely forgot the episode which a lot of people seem to say he did.
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>>91075210
Looked like it. Given the show's wacky portrayal of most religious figures, nothing says all the strict rules about Vikings and the like had to apply. Jack defeated the imprisoned man and granted him the death he sought. That's still a whole lot different than slashing somebody that you figured would spurt sparks and wires.
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>>91074793
Jack freed him through a fight to the death. The rules of Valhalla are literally you must die in glorious combat. Meaning you need to get killed by a superior warrior.

If he just wanted death, he'd just jump on Jack's sword. He wanted to be killed. Thanks Jack. And thanks Genndy for the retcon.
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>>91074821
He forgot enough to give an unsatisfying answer
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>>91075019
No they didn't, they went to Hell their own word which is pretty much the Greek elysium, not too many descriptions remain. Some people were also taken to the gods various halls. Valhalla isn't such a great thing unless you're someone like Otto skorzeny, you train and fight everyday to serve as Odin's war host. You're destined to die during ragnarok as well (assuming our understand of it is correct and not a Christian take on it)
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>>91070629
>>91070763
None of the bots jack killed the previous seasons, except for maybe 2, were sentient, and in at least one of those cases he wasn't even aware. By this season he's probably evolved such a disdain for robots that I doubt he'd even consider X9 sentient if he actually met him.
And besides, he's born from an era were all this was beyond the imagination of the greatest creative minds, it's clear that he would have a hard time considering anything non-human as a person, in fact, I'm pretty sure any other person would've attacked out of fear the three teenagers Jack found on the first episode simply because of how they looked.

Another option is that his mind has probably deteriorated as is natural with age, even if his body hasn't.
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>>91075395

> it's clear that he would have a hard time considering anything non-human as a person

He teams up with talking dogs in literally the second episode.
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>>91070629
'Merrikan tv rating system.
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>>91073356
yfw Sad Jack becomes crazier and crazier until until it splits off fully from Jack and revealed to be Mad Jack.
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>>91070629

reminder that no matter what happens. You can create a sentient robot, but they'll never really have true sentience like we do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVlhMGQgDkY
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>>91075428
Doesn't mean he considers them people, and dogs are something he must be pretty familiar. I'd say it would be harder not impossible, and we are still talking about organic beings.
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>>91070721
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>>91072066
Maybe Jack will have to choose between destroying Aku in the past, or revivifying his daughters.
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>>91075685
Why would he choose his daughters? Is he retarded? Are you retarded?
>>91075509
Wrong.
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>>91073188
I want Ghost Jack to be another one of Aku's minions, planted in the mind of Jack. Killing his spirit from the inside.
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>>91075734
What if it's an intentional version of the Aku infection, but Jack's negative emotions are getting funneled into Aku, making him a depressed lazy sack of shit?
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>>91072857
I think someone from the sticky thread was able to figure out a relation between their names and 7 Japanese syllables with A put in the front so we have a pretty good approximation of the rest of their names.
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>>91075729
If they turned out to secretly be Jack's daughters, he (Jack) might want to resurrect them...assuming that knowledge didn't cause Jack to totally lose his mind and commit seppuku and it was only a fucking hypothetical, you goddamn mong.
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>>91075794
that'd be cool too.
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>>91072857
>I doubt Aai, Aei, Aii, Aoi, or Aui would really work.
It's funny you say that because they're the singular vowels of Hiragana and are perfectly workable in Japanese.
ああい (Ah-Ah-eeh)
あえい (Ah-Eh-eeh)
あいい (Ah-eeh-eeh)
あおい (Ah-Oh-eeh)
あうい (Ah-ooh-eeh)
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>>91075302
It wasn't fucking retconned.
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>>91075302
Are you actually autistic
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>>91070629
Cartoon ratings board.
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>>91073830
Source?
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>>91076023
>asking this on /co/
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>>91075509
>true sentience like we do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFR3lOm_xhE
Only a matter of time, my dud.
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>>91075849
>tfw I saw >>91072857 and came to exactly the same conclusion
The three unnamed are likely to be Ari (あり), Achi (あち), and Ani (あに). If we're sticking to the two-symbol rule then the only other options are Ahi, which sounds kind of silly, and Awi, which is kind of already covered because Avi is it's modified form.
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>>91074446
FUCK, anon stop toying with my emotions

>>91073412
>>91074665
>>91074812
A katana has a blunt back-edge, maybe he just used it to knock them out?
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>>91073790
>heard you were talking shit
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>>91076126
That's just a glorified logic simulator. Impressive, but a far, far step to an actually intelligent AI.
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>>91072062
non-robot humans
you think he really gives a shit if he kills some animal monster?
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>>91076205
Oh excuse me, I didn't know you were an expert computer scientist well active and informed on the field of computational learning capabilities.
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>>91069999
Gennedy's response at a panel was 'Oh, I forgot'. So yes, the bounty hunters were killed. But... 'We were always at war with Eurasia'! That's pretty much it.

He based this entire 'Jack is Batman' thing off of his not giving a shit about continuity (Or SJ) anymore.

If he would have explained that the hunters had survived it would have been better than pretty much calling people autists for caring.
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>>91076294
And I didn't know you were the holder of the secrets about sentience that science is still trying to explain.
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>>91076294
And you are?
The best AIs out there are at max toddler level intelligence at the specific areas they are built to excel at. None are even close to simulating the general intelligence of toddler.
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>>91076227
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>>91076338
Him forgetting doesn't necessarily mean the hunters were killed.

And he did not call people autistic for bringing up that episode.
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>>91075509
What is "true sentience"? How is it distinct from the sentience that a sufficiently advanced system can attain?
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>>91076351
I didn't know you were the kind of person who'd move the goalposts so quickly.

>>91076396
Never said they were. Try to read more carefully, you two.
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>>91072746
He killed aliens too in the show. He's just avoided killing people.
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>>91076432
What was there to read but a dumb "hurr u no nothin man" to the statement "That's just a glorified logic simulator. Impressive, but a far, far step to an actually intelligent AI.".
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Reminder that this is the only logical conclusion to the series now that we know Ashi is the only daughter alive.


This ending is gonna fucking blow.
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>>91074533
He said he didn't remember what they settled on.
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>>91070629
>be robot
>get killed by samurai
>wake up in one of my many wireless automatic backup drives
>access amazon and order a shiny new chassis
>transfer
>reboot
>go about my merry way

or

>be human
>get killed by samurai
>the end
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>>91076432
Nobody moved anything. But please, keep being a smartass, dumbass.
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>>91075509
>You can create a sentient robot, but they'll never really have true sentience like we do

Why not?

If we have it why can't it be replicated?
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>>91075302
That guy was cursed. Jack just freed him from his curse, and old age did the rest.
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>>91069843
word of god confirmed he didn't kill them.

i wonder what's genndy's statement on the other non-robots jack fought (the cyborg bar patrion in the 2nd or 3rd episode,the bounty hunters in the mad jack episode & the gladiators in the second half of the dome of doom) did he kill them?
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>>91076468
>>91076577
>name calling
>hurr durr
Oh sure, you sure showed me.
When do the smug anime girls arrive?
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>>91076625
When you post something with content in it, subhuman.
Go jerk off to your XJ9 waifu and cry that AI won't be invented in your lifetime.
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>>91076577
>smartass, dumbass

fucking got that faggot
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>>91076674
>posting shit frog

And..... opinion discarded.
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>>91076550
My preferred ending is one where he DOESN'T go back to the past. So I wouldn't even really mind.
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>>91076665
>baseless assumptions
>name calling
Are you done? That's the best you can do? Can you even read?
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>>91076723
>He thinks he's arguing with one person
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>>91076772
For whatever reason, my brain likes to process this image in that the hand is too big to be the kids, so someone is pocking their fingers up his nose. Had nothing to contribute, but thought I might as well say it.
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>>91076772
This isn't even remotely ad hominem. But thanks for playing, stupid.
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>>91076808
And the metaphor is complete.
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>>91076849
>Dismisses the entire argument based on a picture
This is an association fallacy, a type of ad hominem retort. get educated first.
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>>91076550
>>91076739

technically he can do both since jack 1 can go back to save ashi while jack 2 can go back to the past with ashi & stop aku in the past

it's not like the guardian said there were any rules to it
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>>91076891
No, it isn't. Funny how you keep fixating on the most stupid shit instead of just admitting you were wrong.
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>>91076980
>No, it isn't
10/10, master debator 2020.
>Funny how you keep fixating on the most stupid shit instead of just admitting you were wrong.
Didn't think I'd use this pic ever again.
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>>91076739
my ideal ending was one where jack learns to live in the future with help of all the people he met (like the ending of the comics) but i think the whole "not aging" kind of ruins that
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>>91077045
Take a look in the mirror before you go posting "no u" shit, bub.
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>>91077167
That's exactly what I've been trying to tell you for the last hour, my little god of pointland.
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>>91077214
It hasn't been an hour yet at all, retard. Excellent grasp you have on time there, Rip Van Winkle.
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>>91077245
Oh another derail! What most creative, unexpected turn of events!
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>>91077282
You brought up the time, you derailed it.
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>>91069999
NO
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>>91077311
I mentioned time, I didn't bring it up, time was never the point of my post. Even if it were, you are the one completely ignoring the rest of the post just to focus on this little detail.
Dear god I though this kind of stupidity was only found on /mlp/, /pol/ and /v/, but it seems the /co/mblr is real after all.
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>>91077410
>stupidity
Oh boy, and you complained about people hurling insults and whatnot? Tsk tsk.
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>>91074476
good list, these are more or less the essential ones

l'd add "Jack and the haunted house" as well as and "Jack and the zombies" because they're also great episodes. lts tricky with this series because there aren't really any bad episodes

>>91074964
Yeah more or less, though you can always go watch the older episodes while waiting for the new ones to come out
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>>91077546
+1 for Jack and the Zombies, just for that battle with Aku; one of the few times they had a serious throwdown and Aku very nearly won.
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>>91072683
>brainwash away their code of honor
They'd prolly die first.
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>>91071821
He didn't even hit the archers. They all shot each other.
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>>91077953
From what? The magic brainwashing? Doubt Aku wouldn't know how to restrain himself so he could manipulate them.
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>>91069843
Even if you don't buy that Jack never killed a human before, why would you let that ruin the season for you? Just accept it for the narrative and move on.
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>>91069843
We saw in Mad Jack that he knows how to beat the fuck out of people without killing them. I see no reason why to presume that wasn't the case with the bounty hunters as well.
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>>91078006
>"lol nah it's ok I knew them killing each other wouldn't be fatal"
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>>91078093
>Aku
>restrain himself

Really? If he could do that, he would have won a long time ago. He literally can't help but betray anyone who makes a deal with him.
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>>91069843
Real talk, killing the daughters was probably super therapeutic for Jack considering the fact that they were both female and Aku-shaped.
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>>91078267
Accidentally killing someone isn't the same thing as betrayal. Point is, he could probably have just brainwashed some of those lion-predators and be done with Jack given they're some of the few opponents who outright bested him and had him at their mercy.
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>>91078136
someone once told me to just relax and enjoy the black eyed peas
i take pride in holding my ground on always hating them
any time something is liked simply because it's popular to like it is doomed/

jack has value above this but that wont change the fact that i cant let people enjoy eating shit
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>>91078445
>scat meme

Phew boy.
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>>91078445
>any time something is liked simply because it's popular to like it is doomed/

Except Samurai Jack is objectively good and this is a small detail in the grand scheme of things.
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>>91078577
consider reading the second paragraph
>jack has value above this

make no mistake, i believe this is going to be a high art series of masterful production
but it wont be perfect
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>>91078577
>Except Samurai Jack is objectively good
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>>91078516
>it's not new
>it's just coming back
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>>91078516
>What the skeep did you just zoppin say about me, you little babe? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class of A-ku's Assassins, babe, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on villages, and I have over 300 confirmed kills, you groove with me? I am trained in musical warfare and I’m the top singer in the entire evil that is Aku, dig it, babe. You babe are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the skadooby bop out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my skiddly doobie wah words, babe. You think you can get away with saying that badoobopadayo to me over the Internet? Think again, babe. As we speak I am contacting my scattin network of groove men across the world and your style is being judged right now so you better prepare for the show, babe. The show that wipes out the funky little thing you call your beat. You’re bopping dead, babe! I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my magic flute, dig. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of A-ku's big bands and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable style off the face of the continent, you little babe. If only you could have known what funky retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your beboopin tongue. But you couldn’t, babe, you didn’t, babe, and now you’re paying the price, babe. I will scat fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re boppin dead, babe.
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>>91078632
Consider reading the rest of the sentence.

>but that wont change the fact that i cant let people enjoy eating shit
>eating shit

If you don't think it's shit why even bother to make the comparison?
>>
post ghost jack webm.
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>>91078700
the shit isnt the show it's the mistakes in the show
it's not a turd that can't be polished
it's a giant golden statue with a little pigeon shit on it
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>>91078701
Do you mean this?
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>>91070721
off yourself
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>>91079047
He said sentient, not fuckable, anon.
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>>91079081
>implying they aren't the same thing
just ask pic related
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>>91078689
I admire you and all you stand for.
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>that scene with the Daughters and the deer

That was both cute and sad.
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>>91078689
I think you should split.
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>>91069843
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>>91078689
I read it in his fucking voice. Man, it's perfect.
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>>91071049
>Humans are natural
"Natural" typically means "not made or caused by humans". Since humans are made by other humans, this is something of semantic snag. But in any case, why would the worth of a life depend on its origins rather than anything to do with the state of the life at the time its worth is being evaluated?
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>>91070721
Humans are bio-electric robots. Our brains can be altered, wiped and reprogrammed, like a computer. Chances are you yourself are only behaving in a way someone else, somewhere, has made you behave. For example, you've been programmed to believe machines can't be sentient but you can't explain why, because you're programmed to automatically jump to a response.
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Dont give a shit about your daughteru crap co, they better fug by the end of the series.
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>>91079918
Thank god. Better than another SU thread.
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>>91074261
But Jack didn't KILL him as a human. And at any rate, giving an Aku-cursed dude a ticket to Valhalla isn't exactly something to lose sleep over. It's not like the Daughters wanted Jack to kill them.
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>>91080135
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>>91080171
Same shit, different letter.
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>>91080135
>>91080210
>over 50 years of potent samurai cum
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>>91072857
Except that Aoi is actually a name.
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>>91080246
Pregnant Ashi being the last image we see of samurai jack will make /co/ meltdown.
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>>91076396
>The best AIs out there are at max toddler level intelligence at the specific areas they are built to excel at.
>9 posts below a video with a computer beating adults at Jeopardy, which is not the specific area it was built to excel at.
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>>91080303
Not at all impressive, it's just googling answers to trivia.
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>>91080278
It'll make my dick melt down.

I have a tremendous preggo fetish
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>>91080278
with 7?
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>>91077546
>lts tricky with this series because there aren't really any bad episodes
i'd argue "jack is naked" is bad, but only because it doesn't match the overall tone of the show at all and i didn't think it was funny, which is what it tried to be.

but that's about it.
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>>91080352
Who doesn't?
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>>91080326
Can a toddler do that?

Also, Watson was disconnected from the Internet for the show, and used only its internal database.
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>>91080398
Fetching answers to simple questions from a database is not indicative of any sort of heuristic thought.
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>>91080352
Calm down, casa annonsus, I don't want to know about your fetish, I just want Jack to have a family.

>>91080358
Now you are just asking too much, mate. But yeah, why not.

>>91080398
>>91080303
Wait, wut? How exactly is an answer generator not a robot specifically designed for jeopardy?

And Watson came into being because technology had advance to the point you could have a single computer house what took hundreds before. Hell, all of wikipedia is only 51 gbs once you remove pictures, and supplemental information from it is equally trivial.
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>>91080391
fags
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>>91080383
what about that whole episode where the plot was jack being naked
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>>91070629
Moralfaggotry.
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>>91069999
they're the same unconscious archetype read jung's archetypes of the collective unconscious you a-literate faggot
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>>91074335
I'm pretty sure that sword is bigger than jack. It would look awkward af.
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>>91080579
Eh, people used to use Zweihänder, and that was before people even got to be bigger than 1.6 metesrs tall, I'm sure he won't look THAT silly.
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>>91069843
It means he hadn't killed anyone. But you could try to bend it in a way that reinforces your wrong theory, I guess. Cocksucker.
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>>91069843
It was never stated or shown that any of them actually died. It's less a ret con and more just confirming what happened in an old episode.

Either they were knocked out or non fatally injured.
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>>91073798
That's not how you pronounce TOOEE
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>>91080599
Jack would probably have some familiarity with a Zanbatō so maybe?
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>>91073188
>WATCHA
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>>91073415
>eventually Sudoku Jack becomes Aku
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It means your impression that he killed someone were incorrect, or that he was not aware that they died.
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>>91073537
>There were plenty of times Jack and other characters killed people
Except this episode just proved you wrong.
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>>91080599
>Eh, people used to use Zweihänder
Yeah, to fight people on HORSES.
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>>91074335
>spoiler
>AKUUUUUUU
>I SAID MY SWORD WAS A TOOL OF JUSTICE
>NOT USED IN ANGER
>NOT USED IN HATE
>BUT THIS
>THIS
>ISN'T
>MY
>SWORD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAPgPH9hsI
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>>91074518
>especially if he goes out screaming a full three minute long insult with swears from 14 different languages
>the Scotsman will actually get to swear like a Scotsman
I can't wait
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>>91075035
Hypothermia is a bitch my man
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>>91076550
>Samurai Spaghetti ever getting laid
Yeah, that's fake as shit.

Also objectively wrong since Tara voiced two daughters.
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So is Sudoku-Jack his mind going off the deep end or did Mad Jack just respawn?
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>>91081225
He's just bitter because he's the only fucking thing on the show with any shading and shows that if there was even one iota more effort put into this shit show it could actually look good.
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>>91080506

TO BE FAIR
Goku has a history of fighting people and befriending them.
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>>91070629
those robots were specifically built to hurt and oppress people by aku.
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>>91076550
>>91076739
Implying it doesn't end like
>Aku gains control of Ashi and forces her to fight Jack.
>Jack, having established with her the first friendship in years is hesitant.
>Ashi manages to gain control of herself and commits seppuku.
>Tells Jack to go back to the past and live the life she never had from the begin.
>Jack goes back to the past and kills Aku once and for all.
>Everything is fixed.
>Back home, during one of his meditation under a cherry-tree, he sees a familiar figure in the distance and smiles.
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>>91080506
You know he just wanted Freeza to get stronger so he could fight him again.
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>>91078288
>Jack kills a bunch of teenage girls
>realizes he has a boner afterwards
>I'm_so_fucked_up.jpg
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The reason Jack was able to kill them so easily is because they have absolutely no self-preservation. While Jack was resting, eating and healing, they fought, ran, swam, all in tight outfits and carrying extremely heavy weapons.

Also their fighting style is completely tailored around offense. All Jack did was block, evade and exploit their openings. This is why psychotic bitches aren't good warriors.
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>>91080135
They probably did a bunch of lesbian shit when they were growing up. You know, to build "team work" skills in preparation to kill the samurai.
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>>91080352
Genndy is that you?
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>>91081348

>Confused by deer nuzzling

Yeah, no.
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>>91081298
bonus if this happens
>jack goes back to the Past
>Future Aku follows him
>Jack now finds himself fighting past Aku and future Aku, that merged together become something similar to his eldritch form
>the gods show up
>shit follows.
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>>91078288
BALLS
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>>91081225
If Mad Jack came back he'd probably win.
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>>91081368
>Aku goes full cosmic horror and swallows Jack who has to fight to his heart and have a fist fight with Aku inside of Aku in the world of Aku
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None of my pirate bay proxies are working, where do I go for torrenting this kind of stuff now?
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>>91074615
Opened the thread for this. Much appreciated.
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>>91072454
>>91073242
>>91074039
>>91074240
>>91074346
I'll just take a moment to say that I happily eat my words, and that Jack actually straight-up went 47 on their sorry asses.
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>>91081407
>Now the phrase "The future that is Aku" has an entire new meaning.
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>>91081469
>the two Akus fusing creates enough black matter to revert Aku back to his formless cosmic monstrosity status and he tries to devour the world
The possibilities are nearly limitless.
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>>91074335
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>>91070629
>vacuum cleaners
>toasters
>sentient
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>>91081623
HOW
DARE
YOU
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>>91069843
What about the mad scientist in the four seasons of death? Or does he not count because he was blue?
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>>91080413
Who said anything about heuristics? I seem to recall replying to >>91076396
>The best AIs out there are at max toddler level intelligence at the specific areas they are built to excel at.
This is known as moving the goalposts, where meeting the initial criterion is deemed insufficient for some new reason. Note that you seem to be espousing an "intelligence of the gaps" notion, where "real" intelligence is restricted to things that don't have effective machine implementations yet, and the category shrinks as technology advances. Watson's cognitive task in Jeopardy was the same as the human contestants', and it beat them at it.

>>91080421
>Wait, wut? How exactly is an answer generator not a robot specifically designed for jeopardy?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watson_(computer)#Current_and_future_applications
Watson's business model is to sell it as a general-purpose consultant. Jeopardy was a publicity stunt to put it in the public's awareness.

>technology had advance to the point
Which is the entire point. Computing technology advances exponentially with a rather short doubling time. Publicly-listed supercomputers exist with more raw processing power than most estimates of the human brain, and guess which way power and cost trends are going. Computers have long exceed human intelligence in specific areas by orders of magnitude. Now programmers are working on learning and more general intelligence. When computers catch up to humans, they won't stop there. What do think the world will look like when a thousand dollars could get you a computer that can compose music or literature better than human creative professionals in a millionth the time?
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Could the Daughters of Aku possibly stand up to Our Boy?
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>>91081690
Racist Stereotype Man!
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>>91081642
He presumably wasn't human.
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>>91070629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P_lzinzq4g
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>>91080135
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>>91081337
THIS. They get ganked as soon as they lose the element of surprise because they've been trained to throw their lives away in banzai attacks, not safeguard them by careful planning and a strong defence. It also doesn't help that they brought jack shit to help them survive in the wild; you can't hunt/forage effectively with clubs, fighting-knives and sickles, which bring us to the issue of why Jack didn't try waiting them out until they were crippled by malnutrition and exposure.

It's the same exact reason why X-9 outlived the rest of his brothers. He was the only one of them to realise the value of his life and find something to fight for (Lulu), so he fought like Hell to protect these. The rest simply marched obediently into the scrap yard.
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>>91081152
Pike formations, actually.

>>91081664
I hate ignorant buffons who understand nothing of the mechanisms or technologies that go into what tech they speak off. This is stem cell research, CRISPR, and cloud computing all over again, except now because people understand even less of what is involve in AI they say even more retarded shit.
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>>91081337
Classic attrition tactics. They were probably half dead when they found Jack.
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>>91082553
>I hate ignorant buffons who understand nothing of the mechanisms or technologies that go into what tech they speak off.
Oh, sure. Now wouldn't it be convenient if you could articulate something that's incorrect? It would certainly lead to a more productive discussion than "NUH UH," wouldn't you say?
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>>91075930
Jack never killed a human before so yes it was retconned
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>>91076195
Jack is clearly shown using the sharp end in all fights
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>>91076618
If all he wanted was to die, he wouldnt set it up as a fight to the death. Be wanted to be killed in combat.
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>>91082702
Productive to whom? If I were to point out that the "just needs mo powah!" is widely considered in the industry to be what kept actual intelligence behind for decades, you wouldn't even know why..
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>>91082706
Why yes, everyone knows Jacku's blade cannot be unsheated without them taking blood!

Like, he has never fought living beings and not killed them, no siree. Mad Jack? Pass.
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>>91081460

People were so fucking mad at that trailer, good times.
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>>91082892
My point wasn't "just needs mo powah!". The point of mentioning that is that the necessary power is probably here already, and it's a programming issue at this point. Which is... what I clearly said in the post >>91081664 you replied to dismissively. Now, do you think Watson has better reading comprehension than you did there?
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>>91074328

>Scabadobadibadobida(????????????)dobidibidoba.....
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>>91081165
I'd cum myself if that happens
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>>91082963
That's the fucking point, because you are wrong in both accounts. We are barely out of the expert systems paradigm because we are literally unable to program anything else, even if neural networks have made it so that we do not need to make the grunt work in order to make them so. Even if we presume continued development of the neural networks (and there's plenty of space for it), no amount of programming will yield a strong AI through it because that's not what neural networks are capable of doing. Everything else, which could yield a strong AI by allowing to expand beyond its rulesets? Requires two to three orders of magnitude greater that a building size super computers, and even graphite is at its transistor edge when you get at that point.

Which is the second front: we have no known method of general AI which can actually work within current infrastructure, and we know all current and upcoming materials aren't up to the task of significantly reducing the number of processing units into the real of the practical or even the useful.

You completely misunderstand the issue at hand and believe that my criticism of the power argument is just that we haven't used the resources well enough. That's false. The argument is that by any known methods, we don't have the power to do it, but also we don't have the tools to do it. Watson is a perfect example of all of this, because Watson's programming tries to circumvent the limitations of neural networks by being, at its core, a parsing engine which then vomits it's database on you. If you ask Watson what's every country with less than ten rivers, Watson can parse that easily just like Siri and the rest can and provide a limited sample of what it's database provides, but no inferences from it. That's the current state of AI, and for the foreseeable future, that's likely as far as it will go, because of the limitations of the very models we can implement without constructing whole towers to process it.
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>>91081365
I'd nuzzle their deers if you know what I mean
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>>91083583
/k/ pls go
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>>91069843
I can't believe you've been baiting with the exact same bait since the start of s5 and still getting a ton of replies.
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>>91083386
What do you define by "strong AI"?
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>>91069843
forget princess and the bounty hunters. You could say he didn't kill them or they were actually robots or whatever.

But he straight up killed this dude, and he wasn't a robot.
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>>91069843
>does that mean The Princess and The Bounty Hunters has been retconned?
No.
They just weren't human.
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>>91069942
Not a weeb tho, but JUST...
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>>91084688
He isn't human though
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>>91069843

I like Mad Jack, he also doesn't know what to do.
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>>91072022

He's had a decent few days, at minimum, to get over it... even if those thoughts were distracted by recovering from his injury.
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>>91069843
It means he injured them and knocked them unconscious, but didn't kill them.

Boris got hit with a cartoon explosion, not a lethal one.
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>>91072700
So which one is which?
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>>91085016
I don't think the sword can harm the good in people. Like that one time when Aku tried to stab Jack with his own sword.
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Oh my god, why is this show so great ?
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>>91071956
Don't forget he was also programmed to believe in and use magic

robots programmed to use magic

LET THAT SINK IN
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>>91072930
The name is Gennady, so two n's make more sense, desu.
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>>91085377
>magic
His instrument is just a device who controls microbuilders nanites allowing him to build animated earth golems.
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>>91069843
>>We've never killed a human before
We've never killed a CUTE WAIFU before
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>>91070629
>Implying machines deserve to live
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>>91085263
It's really not. But the hype's been building up for nearly two decades, so everyone's excited to see a franchise wrap out in a way that isn't terrible.

Better hold your thumbs, they have 7 more eps to fuck it all up.
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>>91072066
Spoiler-anon mentioned an Ashii romance iirc

We Oldboy now
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>>91076338
>quoting the part where he said he forgot
>conveniently leaving out the bit where he said that they survived
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>>91069999
FUCKING QUADS
>>
Could Jack take him?
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>>91072122
>being in the future for 50 years
>fighting robots for 50 years
>picking up and understanding how guns work
>not knowing what robots are
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>>91085751
Pre-TS yes, easily.

Post-TS no, not a chance.
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>>91069843
I liked the part where he just grabbed one of them and threw her off the log.
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>>91085755
checked

also, not the point the argument was that explaining to jack what an AI was would be impossible/ freak him out.
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>>91069843
>>91069942
>>91084720
Huh
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>>91072674
Sauce is an artist named VSdrawfag
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>"In the hand of evil it can never harm an innocent"
>Jack kills the daughters of Aku
>Aku will learn that Jack is no longer innocent
>The hunt for the sword is on
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>Self defense is bad guys!
Let's play "spot the european"
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>>91086500
>That Justin Trudeau quote here
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>>91071234
>...I like how Sudoku Jack...
>Sudoku Jack
>Sudoku
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>>91069843
No retcon. IT was never confirmed they were dead and they looked knocked out anyway.
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>>91086666
Fucking this, thank you, Satan. I don't get why it's so hard for anons to understand this.
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>>91086666
Can they Jump Good enough to change their trajectory in mid-air though? Otherwise i don't see them surviving.
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>>91074328
Sammy Davis Jr?
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>>91085105
In the hands of evil it cant harm the innocent.

Dont interpret that as being garbage against humans.
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>>91071956
>tfw John wasn't alive to play the Scatbot
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>>91085662
He said maybe. He also said at the beginning that maybe we are right. It wasnt a decisive statement beyond Genndy forgetting stufd.
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>>91069843
>implying communist scum are "people"
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>>91086891
>The future that literally IS Aku

It's more like modern day America. Communism means everyone listens to everyone, not that everyone follows just one guy
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>>91080049
>but u forgot about the chinese room
checkmate atheists

how the fuck are people so stupid that they dont get the chinese room doesnt disprove ai whatsoever? The fucking room literally needs an intelligence inside of it to work, and moreso its really about determinism not ai
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>>91071956
>>91074328
You are the first person I have seen recognize that he was Sammy Davis Jr


Everyone else thought he was just some weird gaybot.

disappointing...
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>>91072746
...how is that different from killing newborns
anon you're making this worse
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>>91086980

Tell that to Mao and Stalin.
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>>91074812
Did he kill Dave the Barbarian?

BuhJabbers!!!
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>>91072857
>I doubt Aai, Aei, Aii, Aoi, or Aui would really work.
john madden
john madden
here comes another chinese earthquake
ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
>>
Nothing of value was lost.
All he killed were women, human being or not, they are less than a man is, so his hands are clean.
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>>91083093
>>91081165

you disgust me
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>>91084688
He also killed the monster formed by the three sirens in that last Scotsman episode.

I dislike that Blue Jack simply said "Mountain of robot corpses", he could've added a line about monsters at least.
>>
Hey guys, I'm about halfway through the third episode, how the hell are we supposed to tell all the assassins apart?
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>>91087363
Their weapons.
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>>91081368
>deus ex machina
delet this
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>>91087227
Did I miss Jack killing a baby robot?

The point is even the sentient robots are made as adults with all their skills and shit programmed in. There's no actual effort put in to their formation as far as Jack is concerned and they can be instantly brought back no matter how many he destroys.

The same can not be said for human beings. Even a baby takes 9 months to make and they are born innocent and defenseless so there's no threat from them.
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>mfw Jack is gonna convert the Assassin with his dick

Is this allowed on Cartoon Network? Are SJWs about to kick my door in and publicly execute me for watching this show?
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>>91086461
>daughters of Aku
>implying that killing them was evil deed
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>>91074812
Jack just smacked all of their lips with his dick so they lost their battle spirit
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>>91087363
We aren't, they are plot devices, Ashi is the only one who we're supposed to care about
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>>91087270
Man, I haven't even thought about the episode he fought those robot space ticks in for a while.
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>>91080599
Most of the Zweihanders past that length were just decorative
But this is a cartoon so whatever
>>
Next on Samurai Jack.

FOOLISH SAMURAI
AKU! I FUCKED YOUR DAUGHTERU!!
FOLI...what?
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>>91087783
>I SAID I FUCKED YOUR DAUGHTERU!
>....I had a daughteru?
>Um...hi, Dad?
>Oh, so I do...WAIT A SECOND, I DO?! SAMURAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
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>>91087818
>>
>YFW Bluejack gets more and more distored and spooky every episode
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>>91087227
Given the choice to kill a baby or anyone at least a couple years from foreseeable death, I would 100% kill the baby every time.
>>
>Scottsman handles jack the sword and rushes in the enemy
>His last words are :
>Fuck you lucky charms
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>>91087708
Actually, the standard batte size for them was 1.8 meters, but yeah, you are right, only like ten people in recorded history wielded any bigger than that with enough proficiency to be noteworthy. I do believe the largest one was over two meters long, but I can't even imagine a 1.6 meter tall person pulling that off.
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>>91088035
>Ghostjack is actually Aku
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>>91088250
Then how the fuck he doesn't know about the sword?
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>>91072120
>>91072022
the wolf also hammered that point in for him, and probably helped a bit.
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>>91088284
he has multiple personality disorder
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Jack just needed to remember the most important thing.
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>>91071956
maybe it's like in star wars, where robots need to be reset every few years to prevent them from developing weird personalities.

Makes sense that one of the most successful bounty hunter robots would go on living for a long time and develop a bizarre personality.
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>>91087466
Preprogrammed skills or memories don't change the fact that they're a sentient being which had a whole life to grow and evolve as people, cut short long before it had even begun.

If you base the morals around the decades of experience someone's had, killing babies becomes about as good as not killing a 1000 year old evil AI.
Or, dunno, something even older, like Aku.
Wether the being is a robot or not shouldn't factor on this dilemma, which is a whole nother beast.

Speaking of which:
>>91088082
Eh, that's fine. To each their own moral values
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>>91069843
Just the non-humans are dead.
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are you people stupid?

the princess was clearly the most skilled in the group by FAR and Jack was able to stop her without effort and get her alive. the same is true for the rest, the princess was just strong enough not to get knocked out like the rest
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>>91080171
This!
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>>91087469
On CN, yes.
But we are on adult swim now!
LET THERE BE LEWD!
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>>91088387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2XGp5ix8HE
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>Uploading to mega when it has less than 1gb download limit

Where are the torrents? I've only found the 720ps
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>>91075877
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>>91074476
You missed a couple

Jack vs the lava monster
Jack an the aku infection
Jak and the graveyard

Can't remember the names for these ones but
Jack and the haunted house
Jack and the hermit
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>>91080506
Goku is mentally retarded, though. From falling on his head as a child. He just wants to fight strong people, has zero morals.
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>>91076415
why does he turn into mr poopybutthole in the second panel
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>>91076415
So does this imply robots can sexually reproduce in Samurai Jack?
I'd breed with 2B.
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>>91087469
>SJW about to kick myy door in

Oh gee, i sure hope you are SAMURAI JACK or you might need some kind of fruit fly to scare them off! Oh geez!
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Could Genndy pull off a John Wick cartoon
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>>91072022
Too be fair he is going to kill an entire timeline if he ever goes back to the past and defeats Aku.
If anything Jack will be indirectly responsible for every war after that
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>>91090278
Genndy only makes good cartoons once his hotwife has waxed his nose.

So in another other words another try again in another 20 years?????
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>>91089884
He had morals until super fucked his character
i mean one of the first things he does in the series is to go out of his way to help a turtle

and he's shown to care for earth through most of the series
he is stupid though
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>>91090278
I still don't get this John Wick love I keep seeing here.
I saw the second movie recently and it was pretty boring desu senpai
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>>91090399
fuck off they are the best movies to come out in recent years, pure revenge kino
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>>91090399
I agree, the first one was much better and took itself less seriously
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>>91086461
>Implying killing assassins is bad.

Libcuck get out.
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>>91090336
Im bringing all the wax, just make it happen
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>>91090424
Why tho?
I'll admit some scenes gave me some genuine chuckles, but that was about it.
And I'm still not quite sure if the movie is supposed to be wacky and stupid, or meant to be taken seriously.
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>>91085574
We can't like a show without a /co/ntrarian showing their ugly face.
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>>91090651
>the build up
>the ''that fucking nobody is john wick'' scene
>the prep scene
>entire club
>music syncs up to the fight/gunshots
>incredible visuals
>godtier acting
I'll give you that the ending fight of the first one was a bit shit though, but the ''run him over and shoot him trough the roof'' move was fucking nice
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>>91081690
>pointy elbows
2/10 would not bang
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>>91090739
forgot
>music choice
they somehow made manson sound good
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>>91090745
what's wrong with pointy elbows
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>>91070099
>dubs of confirmation
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>>91090833
>dubs of conformation conformation
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>>91090295
That doesn't even make sense. If I go back and stop you from being killed I am not suddenly responsible for your roommate eating your liver once you are back.
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>>91086985
Im not very knowledgeable about all this, but isn't about how complex your binary code and how complex the tech can get when we design a sentient AI in the future? just like humans with synapses and vortexes?

well if then, checkmate christians?
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>>91090853
Well, the spic is a hack.
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>>91074886
You do more than knock people unconscious with a katana.
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>>91090617
Don't make the sensetive kiddo wait, sugar. Post pics
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>>91080014
By your logic, all of nature isn't natural because trees and plants are produced by seeds/pollens from previous trees/plants.

Humans are natural.
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>>91070629
The ability to feel
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>>91090932
In cartoons, they can be used to cut things that would normally shattered the overhyped pieces of scrap, and knock people out. Fuckin' Kenshin was doing that shit roughly a decade before Jack came along (or less, if you count the super early pilot Genndy had made).
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>>91070629
someone's been playing Nier...
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>>91090730
OH YEAH
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>>91081314
>Episode 4 starts with Jack jerking off over Ashi's dead body
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>>91081615
aw shiet
we finna kill aku now or what
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