Are they fucking serious. Marvel decided Thor was unworthy because

>>90945789
Thor checked his privilege and you'd do well to do the same dear anon

>>90945789
delicious

Stick to the storytime thread. Don't spam the board.

>>90945789
There's nothing he could have said that would have been entirely satisfying to the reader. Corrupting doubt is the only thing that I think really makes sense.

>>90945789
Thor decided he was unworthy and the hammer, which is magic, didn't want to be friends any more.

Wielding the powers of a god responsibly is the whole deal with that hammer. If you don't believe there should be gods, you can't be a responsible god.

>>90946486
Yep. Fury doesn't even have to be right, just an authority figure whom Thor respects telling him something which causes him to doubt himself.

It's a fine anti-authoritarian sentiment.

>>90945789
Good, now read the real Thor (Jane) book people

>>90945789
I remember an anon predicted this back in 2014.

>>90945789
Wait. So you think it would make more sense if Thor was mindwiped and the hammer itself didn't care until Thor remembered something he had already done?

>>90945789
Gorr?
Gorr the butcher?
Gorr the god butcher?
Gorr was right?
Gorr the God butcher was right?

>>90948334
>Gorr? The God Butcher?
>Who's Gor--
>Gorr is--
>The God Butcher.
>The God Butcher.
>Yes.
>So he--
>He butchers gods.
>That's a messed up thing to do.
>He- he has his reasons-
>Like Satan had his reasons to nail Jesus to the cross?
>Don't make it all religious now--
>He butchers gods. He's the one who made it religious.
>But there's a line--
>A line.
>Yes.
>And what was the totally not blasphemous Gorr right about?
>He said gods-- gods aren't worthy of mortals.
>That's some heavy--
>Heavy talk there.
>But if you can't lift your hammer--
>Exactly.
>--he can talk the talk.
>And he can walk the walk.
>I'd say he can talk the talk while walking the walk.
>But now you can't lift your hammer because a guy with butcher in his name was right.
>Aye.
>You must have been the wrongest someone has ever been in the history of history.
>Aye.

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>>90948449
>Like Satan had his reasons to nail Jesus to the cross?

>>90945789
This is retarded even for Jason Aaron.

>>90945789
Marvel what are you even doing anymore

>Marvel wants a girl thor.
>Marvel decides Thor Odinson has to become unworthy, so Jane can pick up the hammer.
>They don't care how it happens, they just want it to happen right now.
>Writer has to put in some bullshit to explain away later, because he can't think of a reasonable way to easily have thor lose the hammer.
>Years later, there's still no good reason for him to have lost it.
>Fuck it, just make something up.

There was never going to be a satisfying conclusion. If they actually had something planned, we would've heard what Nick Fury said in the beginning.

>>90945789

Actually makes more sense than a lot of the alternatives people have thrown out there

>>90945789
I was hoping they would have made it so that Fury whispered "You are Ragnarok" and the real Thor was locked in Mjolnir after his death in "Fear Itself."

>>90948890
That had zero chance of ever happening. Aaron is very much a continuation of the Heroes Reborn Jurgens era Thor that both Oeming and JMS repudiated with their runs.