Who's a /co/ character who deserves jail time/capital punishment,

>>90904366
Ozymandias

>Assault and battery
>Theft
>Destruction of property
>Kidnapping
>Brainwashing a minor
>Depraved Indifference

The Crystal Gems should rot in jail, Pearl especially.

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this bitch right here.

joker levels of plot armor that she's not sitting in guantanamo after dozens of double & triple-crosses

Batman

>>90904567
They aren't humans, much less American citizens. Most of their victims aren't alive (or human) to press charges. "Brainwashing a minor" is a difficult thing to take to court, given that they simply raised a kid in a way you don't like.

And "Depraved Indifference" isn't a crime.

>>90904567
Also

>attempted infantcide

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>>90904366

>>90904366
Boco.

>>90904366
Benny

>>90904790
>"I fought the law and the law won."

Mabel

Do I even need to say why?

>>90905149
Yes, actually. What did she do that was explicitly illegal?

>>90905161
Causing the apocalypse

>>90905278
...and how is that illegal?

All the Batman villains.

>>90904623
>Amanda Waller
>Never served time

She did it in the middle of Ostrander's run.

>>90905292
How is almost destroying the world not illegal?

>>90905356
Which actual laws did she break, though? You can't sentence someone if you can't even accuse them of an actual, on-the-books crime. She was duped by Bill and made some godawful, selfish choices... but never once broke the law.

Peggy and Hank Hill.

>>90905482
Criminal negligence, perhaps?

>>90905350
she got out

should be in for life

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>>90904366
Obligatory

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Bendy did nuffin wrong.

>>90905482
Conspiracy, beheading, homocide, slavery, fucking Casaca, genocide, broke the UN thing on cloning in her dream realm.

In all seriousness kidnapping and unfair trial.

>>90907048
Who the f&($ is that?

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>>90905149
>>90905161
The whole family committed fraud, theft, assault, burglary and a myriad of other crimes countless times.

>>90909708
New horror game. I forget what it's called.

>>90904366
Jean Grey

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>>90904366
Lin was right, also she tried to assassinate Kuvira and was played as the victim for being BTFO.

>>90904790
To be fair, one or more of his personas DID spend time in prison. Max Jets, right?

>>90910093
Oh wait, that was just a pile of pillows under a blanket.

>>90909791
burglebezzlement

The superior iron man, because you know damn good and well why

>>90904366
Tony Stark

Every jew.

>>90905509
pretty much the entire cast of that show

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>>90904366

>>90904744
The Dad consented to it

>>90909791
Dipper being the worst for fooling around with all those girls at once

>>90904366
Batman for all that vigilante murder

>>90910651
Parents consent to cults all the time, doesn't make it okay.

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>>90904366
Joker, kind of. Before Denny O'Neil created Arkham Asylum in '74, Joker would frequently go to a real jail for his crimes. Granted, he always escaped just as easily from there as he later would from Arkham, but he did at least get incarcerated.

He actually was executed in a story from 1942 ("The Joker Walks the Last Mile"). He turned himself in and confessed to his crimes, and was sentenced to death (by the electric chair, no less), but was quickly revived by his goons so that he could go free (never mind that this is clearly not how the electric chair, the human body, or the law works), but he committed more crimes afterward and was predictably exposed by Batman.

There was another incident in 1996 ("The Joker: Devil's Advocate"), where Joker (in a rare moment of competence for Gotham's legal system) actually managed to receive the death sentence (again, by electric chair). He would have been executed for poisoning postage stamps with his trademark Joker Venom, but the execution was stopped in the nick of time by Batman, who found the real culprit (that's right, the Joker really was innocent of this one; it was actually orchestrated by the husband of one of the Joker's victims, who wanted to get him executed).

In any event, Joker definitely doesn't fall under the legal definition of "insanity" (he clearly knows exactly what he's doing, and that it's both morally wrong and against the law), and so shouldn't be going to Arkham. Joker deserves nothing less than death.

>>90910844
does make it legal though.

>>90905149
Point and laugh at the salty retard who posts this in every single thread about who /co/ hates just because they think they'll get the most (You)s.

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>>90904366
The fact that Wolverine has never faced any jail time baffles me.
We're contantly told that mutants are an oppressed minority. What happens to oppressed minorities in real life when they commit or are suspected of a crime? The cops and the courts railroad you and send you to prison for as long as possible. And we've seen that in the Marvel Universe, mutants are seemingly hated more than black people were in the south before the Civil Rights movement.
And yet, despite Wolverine murdering hundreds if not thousands of people (including very rich and powerful people), among many other lesser crimes, no government has ever actually put him on trial for his crimes and sentenced him to prison.
Oh sure, different governments and organizations have captured him and done experiments on him, but he's never had to face any LEGAL consequences for any of his actions. He does whatever he wants and no cops ever bother him. Really, this applies to mutants in general. Most of them never have to suffer through trials or jail time, it's like the law doesn't apply to them.

>>90911931
I think the problem is that they CAN'T arrest them. Most mutants could take on hundreds of police alone.

I mean, what do you expect the cops to do? Shoot him? Tazer him? That's going to do nothing. And even if they manage to catch him with some high tech gadget, then a bunch of other mutants that can throw mountains and shoot nuclear bombs out of their dick will just bust him out jail the next day

>>90911931
>Really, this applies to mutants in general. Most of them never have to suffer through trials or jail time, it's like the law doesn't apply to them.

Well, duh. Mutants don't get trials or prison. They get legal slavery, human experimentation, and death-by-Sentinel. All of this is also preemptive, retributive, and retroactive, covering any crimes that they may or may not commit (including existing).

>>90911777
Not if there's a danger to the child.

>>90904366
How about we just bomb the entire town? It's filled morons who don't know how to do the simplest things. Every time a human centered episode airs I am more and more convinced there is lead in their water supply

>>90911992
>They get legal slavery, human experimentation, and death-by-Sentinel.
Except that they don't actually do that to any real mutant criminals. Toad, Mystique, Sabretooth, Sebastian Shaw and others are free men that are very much alive.

>>90911988
That logic doesn't work when you consider that any time a non-mutant hero breaks or seems to break the law, the government goes all gung-ho in capturing them. Spider-Man, Daredevil, Iron Man, the entire Anti-SHRA side after Civil War...have all been fugitives at different points in time and the fact that they're hard to catch never stopped the cops or SHIELD from going after them.

>>90912024
Of course. The X-Men are way easier to bust for the heinous crime of "mutant existence" than evil mutants like Magneto's Brotherhood. It's easier to find and breach a mansion in the state of New York (even with several of the world's most powerful telepaths guarding it and rendering attackers amnesiac) than it is to find and breach Asteroid M or to capture a homicidal, regenerating lunatic who never stays in one place.

>>90912016
Shit meant to reply to>>90904567

>>90912110
What about Sebastian Shaw? He just chills out it in his mansion holding orgies.
Not to mention, countless X-Men villains have lived at the Xavier Mansion or Utopia over the years. The X-Men don't bother turning them in to the authorities for their crimes, and the authorities never care.

>>90912110
But they don't bust the X-Men for any of their crimes either. Except for Scott Summers of course, but only because he's the worst person that's ever lived.

>>90912061
The real problem is that in Marvel comics the X-Men stuff is treated like its own little self contained universe practically and isn't logically consistent with the rest of Marvel Comics

>>90911760
Didn't he, in the "Devil's Advocate", actually tell his lawyer that he fakes the insanity just to avoid the harsher sentences?

>>90904567
You forgot
>Attempted murder of a child
>Reckless endangerment of the child

>>90912001
who's gonna report it? the cult?

>>90905708
Yeah but her leaving was on the level, presidential pardon. And her serving time was because she shot a necromancer drug lord.

>>90909708
FNAF wannabe

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>>90912580
There are often defectors, usually when a child is in danger, so it's a possibility.

>>90911900
T. Hirsch

>>90909791
Truly, the Pines family deserves to die

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Asgardian justice is pretty loose but even Loki would be imprisoned or exiled once in a while.

Enchantress though never really seemed to get busted the times I read Thor, sure she got defeated but we never saw Odin laying some judgment on her.

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>>90904366
>liberates Satan
>tries to force people to become air nomads
>basically responsible for the whole problem with the airbenders
>"lol, portals open because spirits = good.. right?"

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>>90904366
ITT: characters who did not deserve their jail time/capital punishment

>>90914732
Fuck off, Scrapper.
You know Azula wants you to kill yourself, why don't you go ahead and make her happy?

>>90906247
Not a crime unless you live in some shitty country that actually arrests you for questioning the 6 gorillion.

>>90910064
"You're going to pay for everything you've done!"

>>90914191
Which is weird since her sister Lorelei did have to face Asgardian justice several times despite doing far less.

>>90904366
Green Arrow TV version

>>90911760
Under every letter of the law in the united states he would have been executed years ago.