You are an adult with the ability to create imaginary friends.

Muh waifu.

Muh waifu.

Muh waifu.

Muh waifu.

You're waifu.

Other people's waifus.

Wuh maifu

muh waifu (male)

>>90900064
Muh waifu.

Muh husbando

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>>90900064
Muh waifu

Muh waifu.

A successful version of me that berates me constantly until I suck start a shotgun

Muh Waifu

https://youtu.be/djI6nc9EVMM

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Do you think that there's imaginary friends that only exist to have sex with their creator? The first episode said that teens are able to make the friends too

Muh waifu.

>>90900064
A gun so I can shoot myself.

>>90900064
OP if your answer isn't "muh waifu" you're a fucking retard.

Muh waifu

Muh waifu

You have the ability. You've just forgotten.

My animated crush.

Me waifu

>>90900311
Dude, do you think children are ever captured in that world to make friends like Eduardo, only not cowardly, as weapons?
People being able to create living creatures with abilities in that show comes with a host of moral and ethical questions.

good thread

>>90900311
I imagine a bunch of people going through puberty.

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>>90900064
Ok, faggot, check it:
So all these dumb ass kids creating dumb ass, single use imaginary friends. Wilt: beat this kid in basketball for me and then you're gone. Eduardo: Stop this bully for me and then you're gone. Mr. Herriman: run the home (ok that one takes awhile). Pizza thing that Terrence created: Be eaten. These selfish ass stupid niggers don't know the god damn first rule of creating an imaginary friend: THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR GODDAMN FRIEND

I'd create something, no someone, that would never leave even when I grow up. Since these friends become corporeal after they are created that means all people who see it CAN see it, which means this'll need to be pretty fucking convincing. What shape will it take? It will have to be something that I like, will not arouse suspicion of others to see it walking around with a teenager or older, and has the basic function of compassion.

A shape-shifter, of course! Imagine it, the greatest thing that a child could want, should it be a tall red basketball player, a purple beast, or a fucking blue amorphous blob. Not to mention it will always be there for you whenever you need a friend (because god knows no one on 4chan has friends). As one grows, their imagination and preferences change and now so can the imaginary friend! Once you're old enough they could change to look like a normal human and then they won't ever have to leave you.

Or, for those more... adventurous out there that just can't seem to get a girlfriend: well... you know what I mean. It's petty, it's immoral, it's terrible but the fact that their undying love for you can be used to lose your virginity is a fantasy in and of itself for some people.

I'm gonna use it to change into my waifu and then I'll fuck.

>>90900426
do you reckon there's some kind of underground imaginary friend fighting league where people think up the craziest murder machines they can with like 6 chainsaw arms and shit and then make them fight to the death

it'd be like robot wars only with more ethical concerns

>>90900311
I remember reading a post that said something along the lines of "imaginary friends intended as sexual partners don't exist because the whole point of an imaginary friend is to create a living, breathing friend to keep the creator company, so a friend made solely for the purpose of fucking fails to meet the criteria because it is by definition not a friend but a sex object".

>>90900519
There was one in the show

>>90900064
You mom so that I can fuck her everynight.

So yes. Muh waifu.

>>90900565
wait there was? what episode?

>>90900586
nigger it was like, the first or second episode

>>90900534
What about an imaginary friend with benefits?

>>90900586
Pilot episode.

>>90900534
Repostan
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Think about it like this: what are children making when they make imaginary friends?

Friends. They are making friends.

This is the part a lot of people seem to leave out when they talk about how the Foster's universe works (and indeed the mentality behind real life imaginary friends). A child who makes an imaginary friend is focused on making a FRIEND, not just an imaginary creature. They expect their imaginary friend to be their buddy through thick and thin, and are willing to treat them like they are real (which in the real world doesn't manifest as anything at all, but in the Foster's universe lets the friends become actual tangible creatures).

As we age, we stop being able to make imaginary friends because we focus more on the "what" instead of the "why". I mean christ, people in this thread wouldn't want to make an actual imaginary friend, they'd want to make a real-life version of a waifu so they can fuck it. That's not a friend, it's a sex object, and being an object it's counter to the point of having an imaginary friend.

That's why the friends have such bizarre and varied proportions, because it's tailored to what each child likes to do and wants out of their friend. Wilt is tall and likes playing basketball because that's what his kid liked to do and wanted someone to play with. The imaginary Frankie that Mike made was probably less because he wanted to fuck Frankie and more that he was lonely and latched on to Frankie being nice to him, even if it was just general courteousness as per the job (we've seen this manifest before with Goo: she was lonely, so she made lots of friends with the shared purpose of "being Goo's friend").

So while it is POSSIBLE for an adult in a creative field to create imaginary friends, it's highly unlikely because adults know that the creatures they're making are fictional and that they'll never seriously treat their creations as living beings.

>>90900616
it's been like 10 years since I thought about this show gimme a break

>>90900586
>>90900620
Also "Eddie Monster." S03E01

>>90900647
it really has been that long hasn't it...? all is forgiven

>>90900064
Muh Stand.

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Muh giant robot (waifu)

>>90900426
>comes with a host of moral and ethical questions.
Also legal, children wanting to friends with Goku and Superman have to come with a lot of copyright lawsuits. Possibly resulting in a lot of bootleg imaginary friends

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>>90900064
muh muh muh muh, muh muh muh muh muh
muh muh muh muh, muh muh muh muh muh
muh muh muh muh, muh muh muh muh muh
muh muh muh muh, muh muh muh muh muh

>>90900064
Waifu Harem.

Do you think people in that world ever make imaginary friends of their lost parents?

>>90900064
Someone who gives a fuck.

>>90900144
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>>90901163
Why don't you guys try making tulpas of your waifu or lucid dreaming about them

>>90901466
go away /x/
how do i do either of those things?

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>>90901466
>tulpas
I still need to remain sane to keep my job.
>lucid dreaming
Fuck you and anyone who tries to tell me about it, that's a myth.

>>90901466
>tulpas
Doesn't that fuck your shit up

Muh waifu

>>90900534
Bullshit, Terrence literally imagined a sapient piece of pizza to eat because he was hungry.

>>90901515
Would you risk it for your waifu?

>>90901577
I'm a pretty big waifu fag and even I wouldn't risk it

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>>90901561
Nah, in that episode he tried messing with Mac only to be thwarted by a team effort of Bloo/Mac, he gets angry and sits outside Fosters to think up a plan at which point he claims he's hungry then an imaginary pizza friend appears and introduces himself. Terrance eats him before he could finish his intro frees his mind from hunger and allows him to focus on creating an imaginary friend which becomes Red the cube guy.

>>90901505
>lucid dreaming is a myth but tulpas aren't
Nigga this isn't opposite day.

>>90901826
>isn't opposite day.
Doesn't that mean that it is opposite day?

>>90901466
I've heard that tulpas create their own personality in the process, so what's the point? She just won't be the same.

>>90900064
Muh wife

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>>90901505
>Fuck you and anyone who tries to tell me about it, that's a myth.

What? There's scientific evidence that it actually exists and go on a few forums and you'll hundreds of stories about peoples' lucid dreams and how real it felt.

>>90900064
I would create a... muh waifu

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>>90900064
A real friend.
Actually no, fuck that, muh waifu

>>90902899
>peoples' lucid dreams and how real it felt.
lucid dreaming isn't any more or less real than any other dream, it's just being aware you are dreaming while you are dreaming.
Of course it appeals to vidya players, as in lucid dream states they can fly around fucking pornstars or whatever power fantasy amuses.
The next level is pellucid dreaming, where you allow dreams to arise and disolve according to their nature. In dreams we are usually passive, in lucid dreams we are controlling, in pellucid dreaming we are passive again.
The last level is staying aware between dream states. In that state we are not. There are no names and nothing to be aware of, just awareness.
Get good at that last level and health benefits arise as your attitude to everything in waking life gets less cancerous and egotistical.

>>90900064
Okay, fine, no imaginary waifus then. I'd go with a cool little robot buddy who comes with a motorcycle or car shell that they're the key component of in order to make a sweet-ass robo-vehicle like a minicon or something. So I don't have to leave the whole thing outside or in a garage.

No goofy dork robot like that twat from MASK, just a chill 'bot who can listen and occasionally gives good advice but is like, there for you when you're lonely. But isn't fuckable in the physical sense cause you'd hurt yourself or is even emotionally capable of that.

...Besides. I'm pretty sure owning a robot/robo-car would help me get a real girlfriend AND I still have a sweet-ass ride.

Checkmate.

>>90900064
The answer is simple: create other people's waifus. You'll have created a market which no one else can fulfill, thus obtaining a shitload of clammy neetbux which you can use to obtain a real woman with.

>>90900064
Something with an unbelievable power that can help me take over the w...

muh waifu

>>90901505
>Myth

Nigga, all my dreams are lucid since i was 11

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>>90900064
Muh waifu

>>90900641
To je fair, most people who latch to the concept of a waifu properly do so due to being extremely lonely with few real friends. Most don't think of a waifu as the thing they fap onto, but an idealized relationship they can't attain. Many consider it gross to fap or view porn of their waifus. I remember how common it was for people to come into waifu threads a few years ago bitching about hiw waifus were not for sexual.

>expecting any response other than muh waifu
I don't think you grasp the reality of this concept. If people could imagine up imaginary friends there wouldn't be anything other than "waifus".

It would be an epidemic. Fosters would be filled to the brim with anime girls. Poor abused anime girls who had unspeakable things done to them.

They'd probably litter the streets. The entire world would be how Japan is now. No one would be doing anything. People would just fuck cartoons all day and the human race would die

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My own personal army just in case anyone decides to violate the NAP.

私のワイフを作る

>>90901505
Lucid dreaming's real, but people who haven't done it think it's a lot cooler than it actually is.

When you realize you're in a dream, you start to realize how not-convincing the dream is, and it's really not that special. It's barely above just imagining whatever it is.

>>90909430
Sweet, sweet end of humanity. The final release from the endless suffering that is life. Followed by a quintillion imaginary friends not knowing what to do now that there are no people. Would they build a new society?

Money that would not be found to be counterfeit. I'm in so much debt from student loans and other things.

>House of imaginary friends
>not a single Jesus

What a disappointment

>>90909527
Fucking wrong. Lucid dreams can be vivid as fuck and touch every human senses.

>>90909565
foster was jesus

Muh harem

>>90900064
Muh waifu.

>>90900064
A super chad to help me with ladies and to get my life back on track.

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>>90909565
Imagine the show would get complaints if they did that

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>>90900064
Muh waifu

>>90900144
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>>90900415

All of these anons' waifus.

Then I start a firm with them. A waifu firm.

>>90900064

Get with talented anons to create our own Hostel style house where people can come and spend money to do whatever they want to custom imaginary friends.

We can provide the tools for them to live out their fetish and complimentary recording so they can watch it again later.

>>90914818
>complimentary recording
Feel like that can lead to you getting arrested

Would it be possible to create a symbiote that's close to what they're like in Marvel.

>>90914973
Crap, wrong punctuation. Supposed to be a question mark at the end.

>>90900064
Humans abilitiy to create imaginary friends deteriorates with age, which is why young kids have a wide variety of imaginary friends while teens tend to have rather simple or monstrous ones, with adults having none at all.

>>90914973
What do you want to use it for?

>>90914908

Imaginary friends have no rights.

A harem of shapeshifting (thanks to >>90900484 ) waifu who can help make me rich just by helping me do ten+ minimum wage jobs at once.

>>90914973
>>90915043
Feel like you can create an imaginary friend that can attach to you and has powers, but you'd have to coordinate with it since they're its powers, you're not using them

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>this thread

>>90901652
https://youtu.be/BhqtLuNL8bo
He clearly imagines the pizza, it pops out of thin air.
Proving that you can in fact imagine IFs for more than just platonic companionship.

>>90909490
Underrated post

>>90900064
Try and create a clone so I can see how I fuck up or if I have to make a decision I make one and the other copy does the opposite.
Whoever outlives the other is the winner

>>90900064
A female personal character foil, who becomes my rival and challenges me to improve as a person, and then becomes muh waifu

God so I can create an army of followers who are unaware of his imaginariness and rule the world with God as my puppet king

>>90916594
>an army of followers who are unaware of his imaginariness
Subtle

>>90900311
They go to a very different sort of institution.

>>90901416
>kid's dad dies
>kid can't handle it, makes imaginary dad
>kid and imaginary dad hide dead dad
>imaginary dad tries to fill dad's role but can only do shit as a child understands it
>nearly kills multiple people and runs several cars off of the road driving to work
>spends the entire day at work shuffling papers, filing things incorrectly, and picking up his phone and yelling "buy, sell, buy, sell!" into it

>>90917328
>real dad's body is discovered
>imaginary dad is taken away
>kid goes to mental hospital, traumatized beyond repair

finally, I can bring my neopets to life

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Probably somebody to kick my ass and make me better.

>>90917389
>not your pokemon

you better have a MegaZard X because greninja is gonna eat your pet

>>90917389
I would make real furbies and replace kids's toy ferbies to freak them the fuck out

>>90917486
please
neopet's combat system is more broken than pokemon
>full damage blockers
>attacking items that activate first, prevent your opponent from moving and deal enormous damage at the same time
>life drain weapons that make drain punch look like pre-gen 7 leech life

>>90917489
Kids still have furbies?
I remember throwing them violently at the wall.

>>90909527
No way, I'm always surprised by how lifelike everything is

>>90917559
but i have the power of plot on my side.
watch me BURRASTO BAAAN your ass

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I would conjure him and let him loose. The world needs someone like this. Plus, he's imaginary so he'll never age or die and can't be killed.

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>>90917637
I'm glad they rebooted the anime. Alola season is way better than anything else the series has been for a long time, especially that edgelord you're referring to.

>>90917647
Couldn't somebody just kill you?

>>90917730
Yes, but sadly it hasn't happened yet.

>>90917749
d'oh ho ho, I meant to eliminate your Imaginary friend.
Doesn't the friend cease to be when the imagination that created it is destroyed?

>>90901466
I do lucid dream on rare occasions, but I've never tried to do anything to improve my chances. Maybe I will.

After everything I've read about Tulpas however, that actually sounds like purposefully trying to induce schizophrenia. No thanks.

>>90917771
I'm honestly not sure. Was that never tackled in Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends? I thought there was at least one case in which the imaginary friend was in the home because his or her creator had died.

But for the sake of argument, let's say that yes, if I'm killed, my creation ceases to exist. In which case, create the imaginary friend in private, tell NO ONE, and explain to the friend that should someone kill me, they will die too. This will discourage them from telling anyone who their creator is.

>>90917730
>>90917749
>>90917771
>>90917900
Feel like with the whole concept of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, it kinda messes with the adoption process if one day an imaginary friend can just disappear on their foster kid. So it's likely if the creator dies, the friend lives
Though it seems like friends can be killed themselves due to some friends being eaten

>>90901505
I used a green lantern ring in a lucid dream once. It was cool.

>>90900064
Superman and then my waifu.

>>90900484
Do you really not have any friends? That's so sad.

>>90919180
?

>>90919285
I was dreaming then I realized it was a dream so I conjured up a green lantern ring and flew around making constructs. It was fun.

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>>90914701
>>90900064
>not filming yourself fucking other peoples' waifus and becoming rich off it

>>90919321
Okay, so I'm a complete idiot. I somehow read that as you used the Green Lantern ring for the lucid dream. Like used it to induce the dream.

>>90909543
>implying our ancestors weren't imaginary at some point

IT ALREADY HAPPENED

>>90919500
Why would people want to watch other people fucking their waifus? If anything that would make them feel like cucks

>>90909565
Why would you need an imaginary version of Jesus when you could spend time with the real one whenever you want?

Some kind of dragon I can ride around on. Also an edgy alternate universe version of myself that says everything in a dramatic way. Also martian manhunter.

>>90919505
Where would I get the Green Lantern ring? I mean I guess it could work if you had one.

>>90917647
>Plus, he's imaginary so he'll never age or die and can't be killed.
Imaginary Friends can die actually

>>90900064
I'd create a friend that would fuck me in the ass, and it wouldn't be gay because we're best friends.

>>90919621
A toy/cosplay Green Lantern ring

A barista that will follow me around and make me coffee or any other beverage for me.

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>>90901466
I've tried it when I was a shut-in. I wasted 6 years on it when I could have done anything else other than talking to invisible fuckwads and dreaming of the children we had together.
That stuff fucking fried my brain even more than if I left myself alone and I can't function socially because of it. Just get a therapist, you'll thank me later.

>>90915536
rekt

Probably muh waifu.

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>>90900641
adults imaginary friends would probably be like pic related

>>90919728
I will never get the appeal of coffee

>>90920311
It's a meme. Placebo of "dude extra energy!" It tastes horrible.

>>90919605
>Also an edgy alternate universe version of myself that says everything in a dramatic way.
Why? It'd just become obnoxious

>>90921763
>edge lord copy posts on 4chan and says edgy things unironically
>gets more replies than the original

>>90900226
That's a husbando

>>90901466
>lucid dreaming
how do you do that again?

>>90900064
Za Warudo

>>90900064
Fosters Home continuation with edgy bearded Mac trying to rescue imaginary anime girls that are neckbeards' sex slaves when

>>90915273
>rule 15

>>90923270
That'd be a wild departure from the original concept

>>90900064
i start testing to see if the limits of this shit.
>if i make an imaginary friend who uses mind control does it work? permanently?
>if i create a doppelganger of a girl i like and it's sole purpose is to possess her and take over her body and slut it up for me does this actually work forever? at all?
>can i create a imaginary friend who can make womans tits permanently bigger?
>can imaginary friends violate the laws of conservation of energy. if so can i kill the imaginary friend and use it's corpse to create super batteries which store 100 percent of a sunbeams potential energy and revolutionize the solar industry at the cost of an imaginary friend Holocaust.
>do imaginary friends have to follow the rules of copyrights?

SCCIENNCE THIS SHIT UP BBIIITTCHES!

>>90923270

dude you missed the pilot for the reboot sucks for you! try to find it though it was awesome.

preferred the ending movie where it's revealed that the entire series was mac's way of dealing with the death of his baby sitter Frankie who he had a crush on and that all the "imaginary friends" were residents of and people who came into the great big boarding house his mom ran outta that mansion. and miss foster and mr harriman were secretly a married couple of elderly bank robbers who got away with robbing banks and lived out their old age in the boarding house

>>90924404
>do imaginary friends have to follow the rules of copyrights?
That's probably up to the law more than your imagination

>>90901505
>believes in the meme tulpas
>Thinks lucid dream is full of shit even though there is some science that it does happen
wew

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This chick gets it, I'd do ecstasy with cute pink monster things until it literally wore my body out and killed me

>>90925284
Well that's morbid

>>90900064
Muh harem of waifus

Anyone that genuinely means muh waifu should know it'll only be a cheap imitation.

>>90927937
I didn't ask for feels

>>90919661
Was that ever explored in Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends?

>>90900064
You have to believe that if macs brother can imagine a friend that a bunch of boys his age have made lewd imaginary friends.
I bet there's a whole locked off section of fosters for them, much like the scribbles.
any man dumb enough to enter would be pounced and trapped/torn apart by an orgy tornado.

>>90900534
I doubt this because as we've seen creatures are made for the sole purpose of fighting to the death.
remember that electric tentacle friend locked in a cage? remember that weird pacman thing that tried to eat them?

How would copyright laws function? If you imagine a fictional character's likeness into the real world could you get sued?

>>90930676
I need to find that fucking room

>>90930778
Probably, and/or the imaginary friend gets taken away and repurposed as an advertisement or something.

>>90931215
>fucking room
Could be used to describe the room itself

>>90925284
I'd make that clown girl

She's muh waifu

>>90909527
Maybe you just have a shit imagination, ever thought about that

>>90900064
I'd just make a friend with the ability to give me omnipotence. Then just do what I want, like everything said in this thread

>>90931805
>friend with the ability to give me omnipotence
Feel like that couldn't happen. I mean, a lot of them have fantastical powers, but omnipotence granting seems a bit far.

>>90926634
remember this fucking shit?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/happyman

>>90901505
>lucid dreaming
Manage to destroy multiple people using wicked weaves from bayonetta

hell yeah

>>90930676
Imagine Frankie having to tend to that room

>>90936002
I imagine they are their own company, fucking each other forever.
begs to question if they need food, or any of them really need food.
that room must sound haunting from outside if you didn't know what was on the other side.
>you are now imagining that scene where the scribbles pour out but much more disgusting

>>90936143
>begs to question if they need food, or any of them really need food.
Which is why Frankie might need to tend to them

>>90936513
that's what I was hinting at
*cough*any writefags ITTcough*

>>90936798
>any writefags ITT
It'd read it

>>90938242
left is /co/ right is /d/

Muh waifu.
But THEN, someone to help me be a superhero. They'd be kinda like a combination of Jarvis and the symbiote.

>>90923000
willpower. just need to remember you just went to sleep and that if you are anywhere besides in your bed you are dreaming. or is that just me?

>>90938727
I'd actually be interested in having a lucid dream, especially the control aspect, that's gotta be fun

>>90938242
What is this, what are we looking for?
Oh
OH!

>>90927937

So the same as any normal human interaction then.

>>90938727
I've only done it a couple times but when I lucid dream its because some element of the dream broke my suspension of disbelief. the problem is a find it really hard not to wake up when that happens because its so jolting

>>90909565
I rather imagine up Jesus' mom and the woman he was fucking on the side. Both coincidentally named Mary.

>>90938727
How do we control it? I imagine you'd be able to freely walk around it, but influence it I mean. And with the whole lucid dreams with waifu thing, how do you get them in it?

>>90909565
Because he's already imaginary
buh dum tish

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>>90938727
I tried WILD method, but I always get to the point where I feel that my body is numb but my heart starts beating fast as fuck and I can barely breathe. All of it last few seconds and that's it. It annoys me as fuck.

>>90901466
nigga you do NOT fuck around with tulpas. you wanna end up in a sleep-paralysis-induced nightmare while attempting to lucid dream fine go ahead, but don't mess with tulpas or the least you end up with is a fucking split personality and mental disorders, and that's the light stuff.

>>90931805
you'd probably end up killing yourself and/or destroying the universe.

i mean, for the friend to be omnipotent and thus grant it to you, you'd have to imagine omnipotence itself and a figure capable of holding such power, and if you fuck up or let any subliminal/subconscious thoughts get involved you might just create an omnipotent monster or idiot that would accidentally the universe, that's if you didn't do that yourself once you got that much power at once while barely understanding how it works.

>>90942037
Real talk, do not make tulpas

>>90942196
>you might just create an omnipotent monster or idiot that would accidentally the universe
Depending on what they create, do you think the friend would survive? Such a friend must be incredibly powerful

Is it late to imagine muh waifu?

>>90944737
It's never too late

>>90938242
Me on the right

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>>90900534
>implying I don't want my waifu to love me and be my friend and have an actual relationship with me

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reminder of Coco's backstory.

>>90901466
Because willingly giving myself a severe mental illness that makes participating in society nigh-impossible and risks a total disconnect from reality is a REALLY DUMB IDEA YO

>>90945599
i'm sure you have a lovely personality

A friend that give all the answers to every question in the world

A chef that can bake Foster's cookies, so I can use them to bribe Frankie for...various activities.

>>90919524
Bingo.

>>90900064
>friend that can predict winning lotto numbers
>telepathic friend that can predict stock market
>friend that knows all
>super friends that will give me easy world domination
>friend that ends disease
>friend that ends famine
>friends that bring peace and prosperity under my humble iron fisted rule

>>90947425
Yeah, I know it's from a comic, but it's a good idea regardless.

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>>90900064
>he puts 'inb4' in his own thread

>>90947699
>+ be my waifu

>>90947923
Oh jeez

>>90947425
fuck that I'd just give her as many as she can eat and see what happens

I want to see what her limit would be on her favorite cookies.

>>90948065
Didn't know they made comics of this series

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>>90922961
it's hasubando you piece of shit smeared on a wall

>>90948008
Judging by the episode, it'll take you a while

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>>90948887
Someone's jerking off to this

>>90900519
That is literally an episode in the fucking show.

>>90949102
Bit late of a response

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>>90900064
Muh waifu.
Nui.

>>90949722
Yes, those are large imaginary friends

>>90949722
Is the one cut off at the right an imaginary friend? Looks like a monster truck, but with how it's sorta sticking out like appendeges it could be an imaginary friend

>>90947923
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>>90948065
This is creepy as fuck. Also, at the end the imaginary friend Frankie goes to a home with three boys. You would imagine the little girl's parents wouldn't like the idea of bringing this hot sex slave to the house, but well... Why would the writers even go there?

>>90949753
https://webmshare.com/play/KEN5M

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>>90950069
It probably is.

>>90950767
I saw that coming

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>>90950880

>>90949722
>>90950802
>>90950830
>>90950856
>>90950880
>>90950908
How is their military not funding imaginary friends being created to be weapons?

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>>90951033
Maybe it's too much trouble to try and get a kid that can make something useful.

>>90900064
>my waifu
nah fuck that. i create a succubus who is also my bodyguard

>>90942360
Dumb question, but everyone in here is talking about tulpas like you can just make one on a whim. Is it that easy, or does it actually take a ton of work (like consistently lucid dreaming)?

>>90900064
i have lways tought what bloo says in the episode when he and mac are lost in the house,the idea the wholehouse is an imginary friend is great, i could have a friend house a friend car,hell i would even wear friend cloth i don`t care,is free stuff

>>90900484
but Jordan Micheal didn't want to stop being friends with wilt, he just ran away is all.

I'm a stupid fangirl so I would probably imagine my husbando as someone who would be my friend and protect me. And we'd hang out and do cool things like play video games, take walks, watch movies, take bicycle rides, etc. And I would encourage him to get his own dreams and help each other achieve our own particular goals.

A friend who can help me become a qt trap and look young for and pretty for am exceptional length of time. Then I'll make bank of being a camwhore or find some sort of sugar daddy.

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>>90900064
a STAND!

Someone with a car who let's me drive it.

Also my waifu

heavy metal flying shark. I can imagine it. Can you?

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>>90900064
>inb4 "Muh waifu."
Nah, just muh snekfu.