Seriously, guys, this Ping guy is suspicious as hell. >always

What is a "Black" man?

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>>90887930
reverse-traps thread then?

>>90887981
Go right ahead.

>>90887930

Or he could just be retarded. I'm worried how that mangy idiot gives me a mysterious boner, am I gay?

You don't think he might be a gay... do you?

>>90887971
I dont know. But it sounds disapointing.

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>>90887930
Looks okay to me.

>>90887930
Ping is clearly just a kid pretending to be older in order to join the army
Yeah, he's underaged, but he means well and tries hard

Soldier work will put hair on his chest before long. Just you wait.

>>90887930
Why are you paying so much attention to him? You some kinda queer? That's it, I'm not bathing with you around anymore and I'm gonna spread the word too. Maybe you can go bath with Ping, apparently he doesn't take baths at the same time as everyone else.

>>90887930
I dunno, he looks kind of cute to me.

>>90887930
At least he's not a giant chicken

>>90888353
Who are you calling chicken!?

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>>90887981
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I think he looks like a faggot.

>tfw mulan was how you do a woman protagonist right
>tfw we're moving away from good examples of female protagonists to retarded shit like IM A GIRL AND IM STRONG BTW ;)))))))))

>>90888965
Says the guy with yellow eyes.

>>90888998
The live action Mulan is going to have her be actually better and stronger than all the men

And there'll be a scene where the men talk about how much they like raping women and Mulan will shame them into being good allies instead

>>90888965
I hated how the movie protrayed the mongols as evil people

if anything the early chinese where the savage ones

>>90887930
I'm with this anon
>>90888160
Ping is a manly kid, with the captains training he'll grow up to be a badass.

>>90889050
Shut up you filthy Mongol.

>>90889038
are you implying that all men are rapist?

>>90889068
#notallmen right?

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>>90889038
how did we go from Mulan tier "woman can be equal to men"

to

"all men are incompetent bumbling retards and woman are the master race and stronk as hell"

mulan was literally the perfect female protagonist and they want to ruin that with their weird agendas

>>90888877
tomboy and reverse trap are NOT the same thing you fucking loser.

>>90887971
One of those dark skinned people who live all the way to the west across the ocean. You might have seen black slaves serving Arab merchants.

>>90889123
Large hand confirms it, Ping is a dude.

>>90889190
Yeesh, glad us Chinese will never get conquered and maltreated by a superior people in the future.

>>90889223
I got some bad news for you 家人 you might want to sit down....

>>90889143
There isn't enough of either here so calm your autism.

>>90887930
You're just being paranoid. Look at how little ping is. He's barely of age. That's why the armor doesn't really fit right on him. He'll grow into his body... eventually.

>>90888066
Just because a manly many wants a woman who's manly doesn't mean he's gay. It just means he likes really manly things.

>>90887971
They're from the other end of the silk road, where kirin come from.

>>90889223
Who is could be superior? We're the middle kingdom.

Something's wrong with him. He refused to suck my cock like a good soldier.

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>>90887930
Ping's a good guy. The Captain Shang seems to like him a lot and I trust his judgement.

>>90889741
>he doesn't know they're both faggots

>>90889741
The captain is a kiddy diddler and the faggot that follows him around always peeks into his tent while "inscribing" with his "quill"

>>90889063
>>90888160
>>90888124
>>90889581
>>90889741
OP here, I guess you guys are right. Just pre-fight jitters, you know?

>>90889825
>>90889813
Don't you dare talk about me....er...the captain that way!!

>>90889050
>>90888965
Stay on the other side of the wall, Mongol.

>>90888188
Hey, come on!! Don't say that!! Let's bathe together!!!

>>90888066
I-I'm not one, I promise.

>>90889741
Captain Shang is gay. I saw him get an erection while staring at Ping's nice firm soft ass.

>>90890696

Didn't... didn't you have one too?

N-not that I was looking...

>>90887930
I'd suck Ping's dick

>>90889050
Weren't they Huns?

>>90888877
>wearing a skirt
not really a reverse trap.

>>90887981
I want to lick Pidge's sweaty chest

>>90889038
There's not going to be any of the songs in LA Mulan, so there's no point anyways

>>90891125
>no live action Be A Man
Disney just lost my ticket

>>90891219
They probably couldn't get enough big name actors that can sing.
Seems like the only one who can sing in Beauty and the Beast is the guy playing Gaston

>>90891257
Even then he isn't remotely the size of a barge. So I don't care how attractive I find Emma Watson to be, that's another lost ticket.

>>90891378
I mean, finding an IRL Gaston has to be next to impossible. Gods don't just walk amongst us anymore.
But yeah, the guy they got feels a bit to suave and not hyper-masculine. They should've got Alex Jones

Ok guys I am just throwing this out there since everybody is already thinking it. Every single person in the army and beyond wants to fuck Ping.

Hell, the other night I saw his sister go into his tent and she didn't leave until the next morning, family or no, nobody can resist that guy.

>>90889050
>Nomadic Steppe Hordes
>Not the bane of civilization

They're worse than germans.
t. CK2 Player

>>90889038
movie hasnt even started filming yet and you're already bitching

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>>90888965
>calls himself a Hun
>when he is clearly a Mongol
What did Shan Yu mean by this?

>>90887930
Ping walks like a fucking try hard faggot and is constantly on the captain's fucking dick, no one likes a suckup and I wish he would fuck off

>>90889080
was Mulan the peak?

>>90895329
the theory is Xiongnu = Hunnu = Huns

But the Xiongnu might not have been Huns

>>90889080
how did you fall for that bait

why do you keep believing false flags

>>90890696
A guy could do a lot worse than Ping.

>>90887930
A black man? Men can be black?!

>>90890696
Sheesh, half the concubines at court are dudes!
It is a man's prerogative to pound whatever cute ass he so wishes if it does not interfere with his filial piety and duty to his house.
Remember, we are a civilised people here. Unlike those Western savages with their envious god!

Don't we have enough to worry about? I already feel like a fool for cutting gym in school

>>90889388
Make me, queer.

>>90889050
Gengis Khan is the worst thing that happened to humanity

>>90897910
>Best
Fixed that for ya buddy. He is a nice scapegoat for the failures of ME society though, despite the fact that China apparently recovered from it.