wikihow thread
>>90877372
>>90877731
>>90877756
>>90877791
>>90877814
>>90877845
>>90877899
>>90877923
>>90877756
[WHO LET THE DOGS OUT]
>>90878150
"DO NOT MATE WITH YOUR PUP"
>>90878194
>>90878229
"Reality isn't as how we view it.
>>90878320
I feel like this one is more aimed the mentally retarded children.
>>90878320
If that were drawn better I would say that looks like /ss/.
>>90878433
>>90877845
>ripping off Hitchhiker's guide
Kill yourself
>>90877845
this one is actualy preaty good
>>90878516
N-NANI?!
>>90878447
Actually, it's not that uncommon for younger kids to play with themselves in public without realizing what they are doing.
>>90878418
1. Multiply yourself
I don't know what's weirder. The fact that none of these are edited and are very close to the current sense of humor (absurdity in mediocrity), or the fact that people were serious when writing and illustrating these pages.
>>90878994
Wait, those are serious guides? I've never been to wikihow but from the threads I thought it was something like uncyclopedia.
>>90878433
>>90878516
When did the wikihow meme go big time and how many of these are ironically bad vs genuinely bad?
>>90879070
>When did the wikihow meme go big time
about a year ago
>>90878470
Where's a drawfag when you need them?
>>90879239
>Dempsey Roll.jpg
>>90877899
I don't even understand what this one means?
Rape?
>>90879239
You're not Alexander.
>>90878418
Step 1. Perform the Kage Bushin no Jutsu
>>90877791
Are you supposed to read this while currently falling from the sky?
>>90879212
>>90877845
wtf I love death now
>>90878488
>How to stop yourself thinking about the width of someone's shits when you're talking to them
>>90878418
>>90878433
I guess the best way to survive a shooting is by being Heckapoo
>>90878934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUkuxAfC328
>>90878418
He can't kill all of you
if there are all of you
>>90879656
I take it previous steps involved cloning?
>>90879656
>NOW NONE OF US WILL BE VIRGINS
Who even makes these?
Where does wikihow get all this awkward art?
I am tripping WAAAAY too hard for this thread
>>90880795
>You are my best friend, plant.
>>90880836
>on all planes but physical, I am a dog
Anyone have the one where the 3 girls are sitting on the couch while a cat dances?
>>90880871
>barks to the distance
>>90880836
Schizophrenics don't actually see hallucinations like that.
>>90881041
What does that mean? Does the guy have a fetish for rubber ducks? Also, I looked up the page, and that illustration is used for the advice titled as "Consider whether your fetish harms anyone". Is that image implying that rubber ducks are a harmful fetish?
Also, I'm disappointed that they've changed the illustrations on the page "How to handle a dog attack". The weird dog with the cloven hooves on its hind limbs doesn't appear on that page anymore.
>>90877372
Im not complaining in the slightest but
why does /co/ hold these threads?
>>90881041
>Wakfu threads.jpg
>>90880909
yes
>>90881438
>>90880836
>"I am you and you are me. Carry that with you wherever you go. Thank you, my friend. From here on out, you're Big Dog."
>>90881480
>>90881496
alright, you've got to explain this one to me.,
>>90881438
>the cat is loking at the forth wall
kek fucking perfect
>>90881496
Text is probably an edit
>>90881495
fucking gold
>>90881532
have you not seen Man of Steel?
>>90881512
>Maybe I could just pee myself a little bit
Who thinks like that?
>>90881536
>>90881510
superior version
Someone let me in on this. I heard these drawings aren't made by humans, but bots. Is this true?
>>90881625
I dunno, why don't you look it up.
>>90881599
That is beautiful.
>>90878934
Holy fuck that got me good.
>>90881677
you've done it now
>>90881677
You broke the fucking snake.
>>90877845
That's from HHGttG, though
>>90879333
Kek watch out for the hook
>>90881821
>finding out you're waifu is unpure
>>90877964
>>90881615
>>90881911
but which one is autistic?
>>90882027
clearly the memer
>>90878433
>This actually happened in France
Well not exactly like that but something similar
>>90882122
whats this the how to?
>>90881821
honoka.jpg
>>90881289
I guess these illustrations count as comics
>>90882177
How to identify a criminal who's pretending to be a cop
>>90882177
How to find Jesus, obviously.
>>90881625
It's farmed out to Indian art students, dude.
God, I have too many of them.
>>90882559
Well this kinda does work at least
>>90882548
Is there Mrs. Queequeg?
>>90882734
You will never become famous if you wear a mask.
>>90881455
>N-NANI?!
>>90882758
But nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.
>>90882758
What about Luchadores? They're not famous without their masks.
>>90882779
classic
>>90880366
>>90881625
>>90882806
>animu face
>more realistic face in her fantasy
>>90882871
Every year dozens of cute anime women turn into 3DPD by being sassy. Don't let it happen to you. Don't be sassy.
>>90882559
>how to become a speedrunner
>>90882861
>paid team makes these
>paid
>paid for this garbage
holy shit! have i been wasting my time! guess im gonna apply for a job to them now!
>>90881438
Hello my baby hello my honey etc.
>>90878516
His eyes are so far up his face.
>>90882122
>N-no... that's my job!
>>90877845
2deep
>>90878532
Bs. Which part? I've read Hitchhiker's complete series five times and I don't remember that.
>>90881580
People who are scared of their bladder rupturing/ in a large amount of pain.
>>90883101
What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue
>>90879344
He put a mask and now people care about who he is.
>>90882841
>how to identify a cock camouflaged as a tie
>>90881455
I ate those food
>>90882779
>breath of the wind.png
>>90882518
I wonder if this is a Conservapedia situation where the genuine morons are outnumbered by the trolls.
>>90882943
Brown haired Polnareff.
>>90882871
Man, Sasuke was legitimately autistic.
Those quotes sound like they're from a Facebook RP.
>>90881902
>>90878934
DARK METAMORPHOSIS
>>90878418
>how to create afterimages with mass
>>90877372
FINDS A WAY
>>90882122
Jesus says "Fuck the Police."
>>90882636
>time to rub that coot
>>90883681
Already a thing.http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLUjMWRCzichttp://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90
>>90883681
>>90883681
INTO THE TRASH IT GOES
>>90882666
Underrated
>>90883744
thatsthejoke.gif
>>90883681
>>90883744
Is there anything that isn't Keit-ai?
>>90883757
>how to use modern technology if you were teleported from the 50's
>>90882758
You dense motherfucker
>>90882098
who the fuck are you quoting?
>>90878488
>how to stop thinking about your waifu
>>90880946
>Prequel update
>>90883681
>>90882539
>How to stay just friends
>>90881480
no way fag
>this is a real website
Why, how.
>>90878433
Tragically they redrew the images for this one.
Its not nearly as good now
>>90878934
Holy shit
>>90882806
>Step 1: Become that australian lesbian from FF13
>>90881265
Why does that dog have hooves?
>>90883744
Joke
Your head
>>90882677
Not gonna lie. Both ladies in this picture are real cute.
>>90882559
Otacon?
>>90882570
>I checked
>>90886415
No, wikihow
>>90882602
Hold up! I recognize that monkey!
You mean to tell me they are just tracing images?
>>90887155
That's exactly what they do
>>90882910
They are probably chinese workers paid in rice bowl
>>90881902
No but this is
>>90877372
I could have fucking sworn that this image was of a lady yelling at a dog. Did they recycle the woman for a series about a dog?
I had it saved as 'fuck off dog.jpg' and everything but my computer exploded.
>>90882910
In their defense they shit out tens of these a day and get paid in food coupons
>>90882943
"He does not know that he is already dead."
>>90881305
rofl
>>90887507
That's fucking funny
>>90881455
Looks familiar
>>90882669
How to get accepted into Luna Nova
>>90883101
At 10:28 here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvjNwlThVmE&t=10m28s
Or, if they aren't listening to old radio plays, the line was repurposed for the 2005 movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkpT4IZ2_no
>>90878470
That is the filename.
>>90887155
No, how could you think that! It just so happened that the photo was taken at the same time when that monkey was posing for the artist.
>>90887533
It's possible. They do recycle art, like with
>>90877372
>>90881455
>>90882636
>>90883681
Loss-Ai is still best Ai.
>>90887155
You didn't know this already?
>>90881049
True, the hallucinations are more of bad train of thoughts that simply make you think something is there, when it really isn't.
Imagine saying "There's a purple elephant in the room" and you keep thinking it. You'll soon start believing it, internally reacting to it, talking to it, visualizing it and so forth. The purple elephant isn't ever there, but you've believed it so much that your rational mind simply does not care.
For schizophrenics, just get rid of the "Force your rationality" part out, and there you have schizophrenia.
However, there are many forms of schizophrenia (Which is essentially Thinking Seperately from Reality and Logic)
There is Paranoid Schizophrenia, where the delusions come from Paranoia and lead to paranoid tendencies. This is different than a Paranoia Personality Disorder, because there is a sincere belief of paranoia, and active steps are taken to prevent such things. The Steps/Beliefs are often Irrational/Delusional whereas someone with PPD may have legitimate reasons, or its not that much of an impact on their lives.
There is also Catatonic, and Disorganized, with two additionals called Uncategorized and Residual.
Essentially, Schizophrenia is a curious thing; to those who sincerely have the problem, it is a terrible thing. However, legitimate cases of schizophrenia are few and far between due to the "Quick to diagnose/perscribe" nature of modern psychology. There are many examples of "Over active imaginations, Overburdened Personality Facets, and even Active Neglect of Parents/Doctors (parents/doctors who just want their kids/paitents to shut up)"
Schizophrenia, while not everything what people imagine it to be, is still a psychosis of The Mind; and is essentially living life without Logic. It is the End of the Sidewalk, where the Void of Eternal Creativity lay. It is a land where Bohemians live in anchored tents artists parachute, eccentrics bungee jump, and where those without Logic are swallowed whole.
>>90881599
Moot was right, Aussies need to be gassed.
>>90877833
Your pretty fucked at that point
>>90882518
Nigga when your 5'9" your options are fat girls and....fat girls.
My left hand doesn't demand money and works on my time.
>>90881265
That particular rubber duck is a popular sex toy.
>>90888486
>Not liking big girls
>>90883559
Well, before Kishimoto pulled a redemption for Sasuke out of his ass, he was acting like an actual crazy person.
>>90883866
>>90886627I see you kids aren't in on the meme
>>90881305
hon hon hon hon
>>90881625
the possibility of a neural network being trained for the sole purpose of creating such pictures is actually more horrifying than the thought of some particularly disturbed human drawing them
>>90888486
Wait what the fuck? I'm 5'8" and do fine. You got no excuse unless you're a shitty person to be around.
>>90888129
>Moot
Who?
>>90889710
he's the founder of facebook you dip
>>90887941
what is this
>>90890035
An unsuspecting table getting raped by worst girl
>>90886145
underrated
>>90886182
I did this naked when I had vertigo
>>90888486
Kek, what a pathetic loser. I'm 172 cm (translate yourself) and that has never been a problem.
>>90887941
Poor Table-kun...
>>90878488
Could someone redraw.. the potato(?) to look like a penis?
>MineThisBig.jpg
>>90886522
>Become Kesha
>>90882806
>>90887593
No anon, this is fucking Funnyand DIO
can someone post the one where the person is spraying the dog, and it says YAMERO
>>90886094
Greentext is used for more than just quoting these days senpai
>>90891732
>>90883569
>stand name not [Mr. Fahrenheit]
>>90879049
>Scissor sisters
lmao
>>90878433
>>90881580
Diarrhea is more sinister. You think you might be able to vent a little gas to buy some time, but loosen those cheeks just a little and chocolate geyser.
>>90879239
>how to blow a bubble
Take it arouuuuund towwwn
>>90893533
I stopped farting before I shit for this reason, this way I can make sure that I won't accidently JUST myself
>>90878516
>king_crimson.jpg
>>90879551
>guns don't work on Heckapoo
>neither do flamethrowers
whoa
>>90881041
>>90881305
20minutesin Paint.net
>>90882490
/mlp/
>>90881580
Hey, man, desperate times.
>>90883559
I never watched Naruto, but wasn't he like fourteen?
>>90877923
But will this work on an emu?
>>90886145
Chuckled heartily
>>90888097
That's a nice writeup. Funny how much I learn about scizophrenia from random posts on the internet.
>>90892283
I'd love a Midday Lycanroc edit of this if there isnt one already
>>90878418
"D4C!"
>>90895491
I thought the population of muslims in Australia was really low, since it's, you know, a shithole desert. So moving there would be like going from desert to new desert with more poisonous animals and a different language
>>90891423
Wow. I forgot Ke$ha was a thing.
>>90878516
ZA WAAARUUUUDOOOOOOOO!!!
>>90877791
Just read the real article. They tell you to stay calm and aim for soft land, you'll be fine. It's pretty obvious that they're just trying to give you some hope so your last moments aren't "OOOHHHHMYFUCKINGGODDIMGOINGTODIETHEGROUNDISRAPIDLYAPPROACHINGHOLYF-"
>>90877845
even without recalling exactly where I heard it I knew this was something Douglas Adams would have wrote
>>90888097
Oh then I am possessed by powerful Sumerian demons because I actually have hallucinations all the time.
>>90895941
>How to act like Antimony Carver
>>90881510
>>90881480
>>90882094
>loss
>>90882539
>star vs.jpg
>>90877372
DONT TOUCH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW
>>90882806
Fucking Furries!
>>90879239
OXYGEN IN YOUR MUSCLES, KID!
>>90896056
I don't think she's done much since the whole rape thing
>>90898815
SAMURAI BLOOD!
>>90877845
gotta love fucking hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
>>90898629
Liam?
>>90883496
hahaha
>>90881615
>ROBBIE ROTTEN!??
>>90890593
>accommodating for eurofags
no thanks
>>90891896
Who are you quoting is a meme
>>90878320
hue
>>90881455
NOW WHERE COULD MY PIPE BE
>>90882806
>how to become Caesar Zeppelli
How lewd
>>90883559
You do realize he's where most of these edgelord kiddies get their inspiration from?
>>90888164
Dump salt in your eye! It's the one way, the only way!
>>90896358
Scooby Doo, where are you?
>>90898045
>How to henshin
>>90883633
>>90883496
My man.
>>90887756
>>90896233
The human body can withstand some shit, anon. It depends on how high you're jumping from, the ground itself, and how much those parachutes affected your velocity before malfunctioning, if at all.You're like 70% likely to die even in a good scenario, but people have survived being whipped around by tornadoes, so...
>>90902760
How to Die for Darkseid
>>90879655
its not every day you see an F91 reference, thanks anon
>>90901752
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>90881664
bullshit.
>>90896233
>>90903535
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/skydiver-survives-14000-foot-fall-3699030
>A thrillseeker survived a 14,000 foot fall when both his parachute and the emergency backup failed to deploy during a skydive in Melbourne, Australia.
>>90896233
Does this article even still exist? I can't seem to find the source for the life of me lol
>>90881615
This doesn't take being a stubborn, argumentative douchebag into consideration.
>>90882677
>>90904635
>THAT'S MAH PURSE
>>90879239
Your already on the ground though
>>90881041
>Telling people how to enjoy their fetishes
You can't tell /d/ to not like something a certain way
>>90881580
Have you ever been in a situation where you wake up and really have to Fucking pee but your dad and your grandad are already in both bathrooms?
>>90882871
I always give the naruto fans shit for over exaggerating and pushing Sasuke cosplays and impressions
It's hard to accept that Sasuke actually is a piece of shit
>>90887941
>using the corner of desk like that
Any female anons know if this actually works
>>90904732
Excellent.
>>90905326
I doubt it. Although I've never tried. Looks fucking painful though
>>90882871
I love how the first few parts of this was "bathe, groom yourself, study, and work out daily". Because this would be foreign ideas to any weeb who saw Sasuke as someone to idolize.
>>90901669
GARFIELD! You're orange cat has your pipe wrench!
>>90895059
RKO outta nowhere!
>>90883681
>>90887948
>>90883681
Threadly reminder that it has been made into a wiki, a fanfic, a fictionpress story, a manga, a meme, a TV tropes entry, an anime preview, an anime episode, an honest-to-goodness anime movie that's Oscar considered, and a critically acclaimed box office success that's the highest grossing anime film of all time and approved by Shinzo Abe and Cool Japan, so stop talking about it.
http://keitai-project.wikia.com/wiki/Keit-Ai_Project_Wiki
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7950479/1/Cellphones
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4xGqY5IDBE
https://myanimelist.net/anime/32281/Kimi_no_Na_wa
http://www.forbes.com/sites/olliebarder/2016/11/08/kimi-no-na-wa-makes-oscar-consideration-list-for-best-animated-feature/
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-11-28/your-name-anime-film-earns-19.4-billion-yen-to-surpass-princess-mononoke/.109255
https://www.madman.com.au/news/your-name-wins-best-animated-film-at-the-los-angeles-critics-awards/
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-12-17/shinkai-your-name-becomes-no.1-japanese-film-in-china-of-all-time/.110044
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-12-19/shinkai-your-name-becomes-no.1-japanese-film-in-thailand-of-all-time/.110097
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2017-01-06/shinkai-your-name-film-opens-at-no.1-in-s-korea/.110606
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2017-01-05/shinkai-your-name-jumps-41-percent-in-box-office-from-last-weekend/.110671
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_anime_films
http://comicbook.com/anime/2017/01/16/kimi-no-na-wa-becomes-highest-grossing-anime-film-ever/
http://animetourism.lab-kadokawa.com/
>>90879212
I fucking LOVE this one, the suddenly smug tone is fucking amazing
>>90877372
Just playing the Seinfeld theme on 10 hour loop while looking at these and rolling my ass off.
>>90904635
This looked like Meet the Robinsons for a second.
>>90878433
DOOR STUCK
>>90887155
>I recognize that monkey
Why can't I stop laughing?
>>90878418
Hey, is that you, Madrox?
>>90895300
There is one already.
>>90897815
>"Enemy spotted! Requesting backup!"
>>90898839
>read that shit up
>allegedly raped as "18 year old virgin"
Yeah, very likely.
>>90895196
I've learned more here than I did in a good portion of my high school classes.
>>90901752
>that logo in the back
>>90909258
Well shit.
Time to get a tattoo removed.
>>90905326Yes. Some girls first start masturbating against hard surfaces, like a toilet seat, a bathtub edge, a very hard chair, or yes, the edge of a table or desk. It hurts and it sucks but when you're young and stupid it works a wonder.
>>90905326
Old, bumpy washing machines are better.
>>90897815
SNAKE!
>>90878488
That guy reminds me of the douche from Least I could Do.
>>90886145
my sides
>>90882122
>HE! WILL NOT! DIVIDE! US!
>>90905326
You think teenage guys are the only ones that try stupid shit to get off?
>>90896885
>>90878150
is that Pablo Escobar?
>>90910634
savage
>>90910634
(YOU)
>>90877845
JUST
>>90882894
underrated post.
>>90878934
Since wolves are diehard fans of Michael Jackson performing a moonwalk will grant you their respect and they will not attack you.
>>90879656
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
>>90881715
Subtle jojo reference
>>90881821
How to know if your waifu is a true Targaryen
>>90882890
I never asked for this.
>>90906992
Is this Loss?
>>90882894
Good one.
>>90878000
top kek
>>90905326im a guy and i first found masturbation by sliding down the monkey bars pole once too caressinglymy dick still has a slight curve
>>90882894
>>90904635
This was also my go-to-method whenever someone tried to half-heartedly bully me
>>90906513
But where am I gonna find a chimp to lick on a Saturday?
>>90915258
too easy
>>90879655
>Gundam
>F91
Haha oh wow.
>>90905981
whar
>>90883681
Man, D4C got nerfed hard in the later parts
>>90918842
>ever since I was a young boy
>>90878488
EXTRA THICK!
>>90882548
Far Cry 3 reference?
>>90877372
What one is this from?
>>90920494
>I played the silver balls
>>90907326
underrated
>>90905981
>>90919141
What?
>>90907024
>>90878433
>>90893396
Has anyone ever made an MGS3 edit of this?
>>90925055
>Like A's
>Don't like buildings
>Gun!
Looks about right.
>>90905981
Is he eating a microphone?
>>90882871
Kakashi should have beat some fucking sense into Sasuke
>>90909258
>Walls Ice Cream is Ice Cream for Pedophiles
>>90877731
Why doesn't God just rape the sinners?
>>90882806
Okay that is actually a motherfucking Jojo reference.
Also, qt
>>90918842
>Inital D with pinball.jpg
>>90880836
>Scientology got tom cruise.png
>>90887155
Wait a second, I recognize that dick!
>>90918842
>>90909258YA THINK YA HAWT SHIT DONTCHA