Batman suddenly shows up behind you and says I saw that,

>>90873995
Grab my clothes and sprint out of the kindergarten.

>>90873995

Grab my katana and flee from the kitchen.

I know how he feels about criminals and I know how much he likes chocolate milk, my only hope is to hold out long enough to leave a message to the ones I love.

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>>90873995
He just saw me masturbate. My childhood hero just saw me masturbate. I'd kill myself in shame.

>"Look man i have pretty bad insurance, you agree not to break anything or me then I'll tell you what i know. Deal?"

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>He saw me continue my winning steak in Duel Links.
They're all second rate duelists with a third rate deck!

"Do you want me to go back to it?"

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>"I only read it for the Story, I swear I'm not a furry!"

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>>90873995
he then leans in real close and says

do it again

NOW what?

>>90873995
Ask if he wants to taste test my booger.

>>90873995
You saw me taking a shit?

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>>90874312
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Yeah, I agree that Rogue One wasn't that good either, Bats.

Don't worry I only pirated a movie. The money that I would had spend on the pirated movie would had been spent else where anyway. Don't you have murders to stop? Why are you acting like a corporate asshole like that Bruce Wayne?

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>>90873995
And thank god you did. I am tired of pretending that you are my favorite when Superman is in fact the favorite in my heart.

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I would scream "HELP I DON'T KNOW THIS MAN AND HE'S GRABBING MY PENIS! RAAAAAAPE! HEELLLLPPPP! SAVE ME DEADPOOL!"

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>>90874214
How can you be second-rate with a third-rate deck

What the fuck kaiba your ego is out of control

>>90874312
Ok, but first I need to eat chinese food again. My shit comes out almost liquid with that stuff.

>>90873995
>>90874312
https://youtu.be/ZisK-W08tSo

>>90873995
That's just ironic shitposting, you fucking newfag

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>>90874312
You asked for it

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>he just saw me use sandpaper to scrape off some dead skin
Well excuuuuse me for not wanting to have crusty feet.

>>90873995
>work at night
>find a wallet on the ground with 2k in it.
>spend the next 10 mins doing a google search on the ID in the wallet
>find his house and leave wallet in mailbox

feel like the biggest tool in the world for not keeping that money

Oh it's you, Space Ghost. Why are you now a Bat?

>>90873995
I'd tell him to go do something about the scumbags he clearly just saw and stop being a useless piece of shit.

>>90873995
I continue to dutch-oven my wife and turn and smile mischeiviously at Batman

>>90875268
get some Jergens lotion

>>90873995
i'm drawfagging, so fucking what

dont you have a clown to catch, dude

Someone thought I was attractive enough to watch me shower?

I'd tell him I was honored.

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>>90873995

>shitposting on /co/
>masturbating

Nothing here to see, bats

>>90875449
I'm proud of you Anon

>>90873995
Quickly grab a red wig and pretend to be Barbara.

>>90875449
You're good, anon. You should feel proud

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>>90873995
Um...What did you think?