ITT things in cartoons based supposedly based on reality that

>they're actual paper booties

Huh.
Always figured they were stylized bone, like manga meat

>>90869390
they havent been fashionable in years but they did exist. i think you can see em in that famous norman rockwell painting
>>90869481
you do notice in cartoons the bones are always sunbleached white instead of cooked-brown

i love threads about this kind of thing but I can't think of examples when pressed

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>>90869390
Whataburger actually exists in Texas

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>>90869390
Money bags with giant dollar signs on them.

>though this could be because I'm poor

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>>90869390
Police eating donuts

Anvils

>>90869983
eh that's a pretty true one. if youre on a long stakeout you need something with a lot of energy that's good at any temperature and doesnt go bad.
of course if you ever see cops eating yeast donuts, that's nonsense. they eat cake donuts.

>>90869879
>based on reality
Wait. Were those real? I thought it was a cartoon invention. Did early 20th century banks put dollar signs on their money bags? Anyone have a source one way or the other?

>>90870153
i can almost guarantee dollar-sign-bags are a political cartoon convention. they're visual shorthand.

>>90870185
Either that or people were just too stupid to realize "hey whats in those bags they're running out of the bank with"

>>90869983
I've seen with my own two eyes police turning on their lights and sirens to cut in line for a doughnut drive-through.

>>90869390
Somebody wearing a monocle.

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Popular kids being assholes.

>>90870185
Okay. I figured that was the case, but that anon made me second guess it.

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>>90870295
Forgot pic.

anything related to baseball or american football

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Always see these kinda bombs in cartoons heh heh.

>>90869983
I see cop cars parked outside Dunkin Donuts all the time

>>90869390
They're called 'chop frills' or 'turkey frills'. They serve both an aesthetic and practical purpose by covering up the exposed bone and keeping your fingers clean. Now that food presentation has generally gotten a lot more minimalist, you're not going to see them much outside of swanky dinner parties.

>>90869983
Depends on where you live.

City cops are useless everywhere.

I live in a large, wealthy, mostly white and really conservative town, so they pump tons of money into the police force to take care of those scary blacks, and there's a lot of honor involved, so most of the cops are physically fit, well-educated and experienced. You'd never catch them eating shitty junk food like donuts.

>>90870355
Bombs like these were the norm throughout ancient history because they were a really effective design that could be thrown by hand or launched by artillery. However, the shells were often made with ceramic, since it's a LOT lighter and shatters readily to form shrapnel.

>>90870293
you did report them to the station, right? it's our responsibility to restore their reputation by improving the reality of their performance

>>90870582
also a lot easier to cast hollow

>>90869564
And it's the best goddamn burger in the burger-nation

>>90870304
Nah they're real. At least in private schools.

>>90870629
Cops cutting in line is the least of their problems right now and they're not particularly interested in improving.
The chief of police's response to their entire collection of confiscated drugs and drug money going missing was 'hey calm down, we've just been neglecting our paperwork for the past several years. Shit goes missing all the time, I'm sure we'll find it eventually."

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>>90871223
>tfw your city's police departments evidence room had shit stolen from it by cops for years and the response from the department was 'oops we shoulda kept better paperwork'

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SLIPPING ON BANANA PEELS

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>>90872189

>>90872189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZRq3XxCZXo

>>90872511
>We bully machines this much
We deserve to be wiped out by them when they go rogue

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Hatboxes. I kinda wish I had a hat fancy enough to keep in one.

>>90869879

Physical money isnt even stored in bags but racks, casettes and blocks wrapped in paper for easier stacking. Some central banks in yurop have open days when you can just go in and play with literally millions of dollars and bars of gold.

>>90872808
Generally speaking they come with the fancy hat.

I'm convinced anvils don't even exist

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>>90869390
Never seen a dinosaur before.

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Cute waitress, nurse, or maid uniforms.

>>90869879
Back when money was mostly gold and silver coins they were a thing.

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>>90872931

>>90869983
police work crazy hours (it's a 24hr service obviously). they tend to eat a lot of fast food and doughnuts because that is what is open early and late.

>>90873057
That's some shitty CGI

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>>90872864
Well then what does a fancy hat come wrapped in?

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Horse drawn sleigh. Or any kind of animal drawn sleigh, really.

>>90872511
top kek
stupid machine i bet it doesn't even have a soul

>>90873003
Go to a retro themed diner/restaurant.

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>>90872790
It's already begun.

>>90873358
If you're willing to go out to the country you can usually find someone who still has a sleigh going.

My hometown has horses with wagons going around during the heritage festival every summer.

>>90870442
Where is this New Jerusalem of a place?

>>90870295
Well, I suppose me and my monocle will just see ourselves out then. Good day to you sir.

>>90871211
You went to a shitty private school then. Mine were paradises.

>>90870304
Yeah, /r9k/ doesn't want to hear it. But the most popular kids usually are Smart, Handsome, Fit, and Talented. The Bullies are just above average on the totem pole for their skill alone and most end up in trade school, military, working minimum wage.

Probably the most annoying thing is animators' general vague understanding of how policemen catch criminals.
On tv of course, but also in cartoons you see shit like cops planting fake evidence so the guy confesses, or a cop going against orders to stalk someone, or a criminal who finds out that someone has evidence just confessing everything without contacting a laywer

Or a hero stopping a crime before it happens and tying up the criminals and calling the police to pick up the bodies, as if they even have a case against them when there are no witnesses.

Shit like that, that would in the real world constitute dismissal of evidence, unacceptable behavior, etc. and allow the defendant to get off scot-free

>>90874681

>and allow the defendant to get off scot-free

Actually, it would just be a mistrial or evidence getting dismissed.

>>90874769
mostly, yeah, but stuff like bringing someone in on some unfounded suspicion, you couldn't legally detain them for long.

Mostly it'd just make a slightly stronger case for the defense, but you know what i mean.

>>90874681
Except cops plant evidence all the time. If caught it can be dismissed but since they're never punished for it (or any other malfeasance) what do they have to lose?

>>90869564
I lived in Arizona and currently in California and there's still Whataburgers here and there.

>>90869390
Pretty much anything about old-timey cartoon hillbillies.

>Big beards
>Straw hats
>Overalls with one strap missing
>Barefoot
>Huge, but not quite jewey nose
>Banjo
>XXX moonshine jugs
>Log cabins
>Weird guns that get big at the end

Most hillbillies I've met either have a t-shirt and jeans or military camo, they live in mobile homes, drink light beer, and if they have a gun, it's usually a glock.

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>>90875458
>weird guns that get big at the end

I think it's called a blunderbuss

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>>90869983

Once in a while you see police officers getting donuts where i live. It's might be cliche as fuck in cartoons, but it's a reality

>>90873003
My sister had to get an outfit similar to that in black and some other color for the family restaurant she worked at. It's just not considered hip and it's too costly.

>>90876259
Your sister sounds cute, you should fuck her.

Interacial gangs

>>90869390
>Multiracial street gangs

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>>90870304

>>90869879
The bank I use gives out money bags if you withdraw massive amounts of case. But no Dollar sign, just the bank's logo.
Still its a big waving flag for you to get mugged.

>>90869983
I've seen plenty of police eating donuts.
I've also seen a lot of other people eating donuts too.
Donuts are delicious.

>>90872189
I remember reading how that started and it was pretty much a vaudeville guy made an act based off of him seeing a guy almost slip on one.

>>90870304
My high school didn't have enough students to form cliques so everyone kind of hung out together, Jocks with the JROTC kids and Cheerleaders were on the Mathletes etc, but I can honestly say that the more assholish kids at my school were the theater kids.

>>90873358
I haven't seen a sleigh because muh state doesn't do snow n' shiet, but we got horse drawn carriages still in the capital city along with trolleys n' shiet. (Southern US by the way)

>>90870304
My school had that. They obviously weren't assholes to each other (most of the time) but they treated the rest of us like shit and got away with it because most teachers don't give a fuck. Especially not the gym teachers since pretty much all of the popular guys were soccer guys.

Jocks being dumb

They were forced to be smart because they needed to study way harder than my "smart but lazy but actually just average and lazy" ass to stay on their teams and shit.

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>>90870062
I work at a hardware store, we literally sell a 60-pound looney tunes style anvil, pic related

>>90883111
Same applies to cheerleaders and other "popular girls" being dumb.
Really, it's all just the writers "getting back" at all the people they were jealous of in High School.

>>90872511
Ha!

I hope they programmed feelings in that thing so we can laugh at it

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>>90870442
>I live in a large, wealthy, mostly white and really conservative town, so they pump tons of money into the police force to take care of those scary blacks, and there's no honor involved, so most of the cops are out of shape, not well-educated and inexperienced.
fixed for every white and conservative town I've ever been to

>>90870442
>City cops are useless everywhere.
Fuck off. City cops do a lot of good work and are very busy.

>>90872812
Physical money in the US isn't stored in bags mostly because it's just fake numbers and nearly all central bank branches have it printed just fit that purpose. Maybe 3% of cash has gold behind it.

Source? Read "Web of Debt". Thank me later.

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>>90870293
Magnificent

>>90870304
I saw a few at my highschool, mainly female desu though. Most jocks I either didn't interacts with or they thought I was "that funny little nerd guy". Also helped that my best friend was basically a dudebro who regularly interacted with those types.

>>90872808
I was in marching band back in the day and they had a room full of hatboxes expressly for the purpose of storing our fancy hats.

>>90881021
/thread

>>90883814
>fixed for every white and conservative town I've ever been to
Can confirm: grew up in a small southern town with a sheriff that looked more like Boss Hogg than Rosco P. Coltrane. The fat fuck spent a good part of most days camped out about a half mile outside town at a locale speed trap where the road wrapped around and the posted limit went from 55 to 25 ... meaning unless you were local and knew to take your foot off the gas as soon as you started the curve (or stomped the breaks the second you saw the sign) you'd more than likely be looking at a ticket for going 10+ miles over the posted limit.

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>>90869390

>>90873358
>Horse drawn sleigh
Doesn't snow down here more than once every 5 - 10 years; but there are multiple companies that do horse drawn carriage tours:
http://www.charlestoncvb.com/plan-your-trip/tours-attractions~204/carriage-tours~1151/

Enemy foreigners on their own soil speaking heavily-accented English for the benefit of any American spies who might be listening.

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>>90884784
It happes, it start with a crak in the wall and the rat munchs the sides to make it larger

>>90873009
Won't that weight 200 kilos?

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>>90870293

>>90877188
How the fuck do they attach the petals?

Aluminium Christmas Trees

Smart black people

>>90887762
But that's racist.

>>90869983
Cops generally tend to be parked outside of places that are open at unusual hours of the night because most low effort robbers aren't going to rob a business unless there's actually someone there to rob. Donut shops also sell coffee, so they tend to have extra late hours. It'd be kind of dickish for the cops not to get to eat on a long shift / for the cops to be looming in the parking lot without being customers. So, cops & donuts.

>>90887581
i have one from the 60s, used to be my great-grandmother's.

>>90869879
The real ones have smaller dollar signs on them.

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>>90870185
>>90870323
>>90870234
>>90889146

This is what the real ones look like. Either printed with the bank name or the US mint on them. Visually simplified, they're real enough.

>>90883111
A lot of places where the sports are really big the teachers just pass jocks with minimal effort.

>>90883574
>>90883111
>stop being mean to the cool people I admire, they are really emotionally intelligent on facebook your angry nerds.

>Using Earthworms as bait in Fishing
>Chicken eating Earthworms

>bump

>>90872511
I want that machine!

>>90890092
Have you never been fishing? Or to a bait shop?

>>90890793
Yes, but never saw people using Earthworms as bait, they use corn and hot dog as bait

>>90890953
I have. I've heard of people using Corn for some fishes and other weird ass stuff, but this is the first I've heard of anyone using hot dogs.

Like, what kind of fish do you catch with hotdogs?

>>90891060
When I was fishing, people would those Dollar Brand Hot Dog to catch Trout and Bass

>>90891060
>>90891205
The only things I've ever fished with are worms, crickets, and this terrible smelling stuff that looks like peanut butter. My uncle sometimes uses chicken (ihniw) and I've heard of people using shrimp, which just sounds like a fucking waste to me.

>>90890953
it depend of what you want to fish.

Being European, nearly everything kids do at school in cartoon is just weird cartoon stuff, like show and tell, or detention, or bringing your food for lunch. Lockers too.

>>90892034
Being American, I've always wondered about weird European boarding school tropes like having a tuckbox, or wearing uniforms, or sleeping in a dormitory, or delivering mail via owls. The concept of prefects too.

>>90873358

Canada is still full of them, some cities even have spots where you get to see horse drawn sleigh

>>90869390
There was a good chunk of time when I tought it was just another silly fictional species

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>>90893442
Shit, forgot the pic

>>90870304
My high school had cliques but I never saw Jocks bullying and frankly they were pretty nice to people.

Probably helped that we had a bunch of zero tolerance rules on bullying and fighting, jocks also had to maintain a B average to play sports.

>>90870355
SOME DAYS YOU JUST CAN'T GET RID OF A BOMB

>>90893155
You forgot rampant boarding school homosexuality among students.

>>90893597
No, we have that too whenever the cable is out.

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>>90893597
This is exactly the reason why there have been multiple times I've seen males with british accents and couldn't help wondering if they're at least a little gay.

The French Macaroons are the "Pretty Patties" in real life.

If you don't believe, go to Google

>>90893874
they aren't burgers, they're like weird cream puffs or something

>>90887566
Saliva. it will work as a weak glue

That whole "rape" thing. Who came up with that shit.

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>>90893874
>>90894904
Macarons are sandwich cookies made from almond flour and meringue. The filling is usually flavored buttercream but it can be anything.

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>>90869564
Wait what? People thought Whataburger wasn't real?

I'd be way more legit shocked if the same thing didn't happen to me. I didn't think White Castle was real even after I saw this movie.

>>90895076
aw man those taste good

but only if you know where to get the good ones

otherwise they don't taste all that good

>>90895124
Has far as I know it's really only found in texas

>>90884262
>Gold scaremongering shill caveman can't understand how people live in a world of fiat currency

USFG is going insolvent anyyyyyyyyy day now right? Especially when it's bonds have the 4th best credit rating in the world right?

>>90895186
Louisiana has some.

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>>90873120
I'd like to put my head in dat.

>>90883111
"needed to study way harder"=Apply what little brainlet power they have to maintaining a C average.

>>90883111
what a waste of trips. My uni gives free rides, test exemptions, and free As to varsity meatheads, and our sports teams suck ass.
In high school I did running sports, and every stereotypical jock I've met has been dumb as fuck and terrible at their event (except throwers in this latter regard).

>>90884262

I guess you dont know what "physical" means.

Paper money is always fiat by default, paper has no inherent worth, its just the issuing nations backing lends it value.

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>>90869390
A competent woman worthy of respect. Do they exist? I'm being serious, I've had very shitty female figures in my life that hamper my ability to see women as capable human beings.

>>90896759
You just need to get out more.

>>90869390
I didn't realize roadrunners were real for a while.

>>90897445
fun fact, coyotes are faster than roadrunners

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>>90895076
Is that one green?!

>>90872189
I've seen it happen before. They skidded half a metre before regaining their balance.

>>90895076
PURPLE IS MY FAVORITE COLOR

>>90874681
Are cops allowed to pretend they have evidence that they don't? Like telling a suspect, "We just found your fingerprints on the gun" when they didn't? Or is that illegal because it heavily encourages the suspect to confess for a lighter sentence whether or not they actually did it?

>>90898771
They can, but if they do it to a certain extent the evidence could be thrown out of court. Its most extreme form is entrapment, where police officers induce a suspect into committing a crime for the sake of arrest them for said crime.
It is not unheard of for them to make shit up in an interrogation in order to make it look like they have a better case than they already have. For example, with two suspects they could tell one that the other already confessed and implicated them in order to get them to crack. It is underhanded yes, but legal.
Real scummy cops hold people in interrogation and verbally abuse the suspect until they confess. With impressionable and frightened people they end up confessing for something they had zero involvement in and the real criminal is never caught.

>>90872808
It's incredibly common with expensive/over the top women's hats.

Source: Every woman in my family is a fancy hat church lady. Lots of hat boxes.

>>90870304
I was beaten regularly by these people

>>90897503
But can they operate machinery?

Apparently people actually use pocket protectors.

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>>90898573
Sorry about your face.

>>90872931
I own 2

>>90883814

The sign of a good town, Cop doesn't need to be fit

>>90869983
All the time in Chicago

>>90870304

Never encountered this, In my experience the outcast kids that think they are smarter than everyone else are in reality really dumb or extremely judgemental in their own cliques

>>90900821
LOOK WHAT I'VE GOT UNDER ME KILT!

>>90872973
Go to a museum or a funeral home. They have plenty of them there.

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>>90900821

>>90898771
I'm not sure about that but I would assume that if you confess then the confession would still be admissible. There actually IS legal precedent for accepting a confession compelled by inadmissible evidence. The confession itself is viewed as something separate so it's admissible regardless of what motivates it.

>>90872189
I saw a guy legitimately slip on a banana peel and fall flat on his ass before. It was beautiful

>>90873120
I still remember that song it's been at least 20 years how is it playing in my head what the fuck

I have never seen an American, I saw a canadian once but he has french canadian so I don't know if that counts

>>90898771
depend of the country.
around there that would be illegal and punished. It's a form of authority abuse.
One other thing you do all the time that is illegal without any gray area is honey pots.

>>90872511
I can't stop laughing. 10/10 comedy

>>90893155

>or wearing uniforms

Any private school does that though

>>90884784
The shape is never that neat and big but mouse holes are definitely a thing

t. Summer home is infested with them

>>90893470
Roadrunners are rad though

>>90875458
Old-Timey Cartoon Hillbillies are basically the north's blackface for poor whites/people living in the south in the early 20th century.

They essentially looked like that because:

Men don't do any sissy shaving
What else are you going to wear when tilling your crop
Sewing is women's work, but its still functional enough for me to wear
Shoes are for church or working in mud
They were Scots-Irish mutts
It's distinct and made of metal
Moonshine did come in those during Prohibition (NASCAR was actually started because they made a bunch of supercars to outrun the law during Prohibition and didn't know what to do with them afterwards)
Ain't enough stone to make brick houses in the Smokeys
That's a blunderbuss

>>90893597
Hey, don't knock it.
If you manage to be bi by the time you get out, you can powerfuck for days while ALSO knowing how to be a tender lover and cuddler.

Women love it and you still have some old mates to jerk off on weekends, too.

>>90895076
>Macarons
>Not Macaroons

OH.
I've been making a terrible mistake for years.

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>>90875458

>>90909103
>Any private school does that though
Not there (France).
Even though the idea of bringing the uniform back is growing since it forces the immigrants to mix and submit.

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>>90900933
Ah, it's nice to see a fellow anvil breeder.

>>90870304
Theater are usually the arseholes

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>>90869390
Goth girls
I'm not denying their existence, but these days they are so difficult to find that they have almost transcended into being a myth.

and I am not even referring to those hot topic posers, oh no, I'm talking about the real deal here

>>90910328
They're just out of fashion man. Goth girls are a thing of the late 90s-mid 2000s.

>>90872511
just nuts and bolts

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Last night I saw the Loud House episode about Lana (pic related) and Lincoln trying to save frogs that were going to be dissected in class.
I never dissected a frog in school, but apparently it's still a very common thing in the US.
http://www.npr.org/sections/ed/2015/02/25/384348150/dissecting-a-frog-a-middle-school-rite-of-passage

>>90910388
Our school never did frogs. It was those large white rats

>>90910388
>Frog
I dissected a cat. Removing the skin from a cat is harder than you would imagine, especially with shitty, dull instruments.

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>>90910333
the start of the movement actually dates way before that, back when it comprised a set of ideals and wasn't just a fashion style
trust me I did my homework

but even then you are correct, it just isn't cool anymore

>>90872511
stupid robo puppers

SOMEBODY KICK IT

>>90910333
>They're just out of fashion man
are girls this shallow that they depend their clothes to fashion but claim it represent their soul?

>>90910395
>I dissected a cat.
not in class tho
You are just a weird redneck kid

>>90910441
Why do we have to turn this into a gender thing man. There were plenty of goth guys too, you just didn't lust after them.

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>>90910451
but i do

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>>90910423

>>90910333
>of the late 90s-mid 2000

This is so wrong it gave me cancer.

>>90910328
Depending on where you live, you could try hitting up some goth spots like clubs and concerts. Maybe even ask some of the more social goth icons like Voltaire for recommendations about the scene.

Trad goth has been phased out in favor of tumblr fashion among the preteen/teen crowd, though.

>>90882969
yeup, agree with you all the way, never had a problem with rich and popular kids, but the theater fags were fucking snobs and thrived on talking shit.

>>90872973
Go to a grocery store. Every single chicken, turkey, or duck you see there is a dinosaur.

>>90869879
As a kid growing up, I always remembered the dollar sign having 2 lines through it. Does anybody else think about this, or is it just me?

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Who the fuck peels a banana like this?

>>90910621
T-that's the wrong way to peel it?

>>90910388
I did, but they were already dead and not hopping around like in cartoons.

>>90872116
Don't worry, the good cops will certainly do something about this.

>>90910580
It properly has two, but because it's quicker and simpler to do one so most of the time things go with that.

>>90910580
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dollar_sign

Both are accepted.

>>90870304
Oh they're real alright. They're assholes to each other, too.

But I guess everyone has different experiences.

>>90898771
In the US, cops are allowed to lie about pretty much anything. They can tell you you're not in trouble to get you to talk more, they can make up laws to convince you to do what they want, they can lie about evidence, etc. That's why it's so important to only talk to them with a lawyer present, so you have some trained to know what is true or not.

>>90910328
>>90910333
Even in the late 90s and mid 2000s I never saw a goth girl in real life.

>>90910145
Is that what anvil dimorphism looks like? That big anvil's going to fucking destroy the little one.

>>90910328
I see some legit ones at my work. Except they're elderly, it really confuses me. Like one guy in their group has a bunch of facial piercings still, I don't get it.

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>>90877188
>Tfw you realize this was kind of you back in grade school

>>90910621
?

Do people really get picked up at home by those yellow school buses in America?

>>90916912
no, they get picked up at bus stops and they're not always yellow

>>90916912
Yes. Some years, I remember having to walk down to the end of my street and gathering with the other kids on the street at the "bus stop." Other years, the bus conveniently drove right up in front of my house. It was a big source of anxiety for me a lot of mornings to make sure I was out in time not to miss it.

I think when my sister and I were kids, this transport was free, but to my understanding, now kids' parents need to pay some kind of fee for this service? At least in our region. What's the deal with that? I don't get how government funding works. I thought the appeal of public school was that it was funded through your taxes.

>>90870304
Kids this rich going to public schools. At best you have kids with parents that give them everything despite being in the same income bracket as your own.

>>90911226
>>90916877
literally dumber than a monkey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBJV56WUDng

>>90917032
Property taxes mostly fund education services like that.

>>90917161
Isn't that what's in the image >>90910621
?

>>90917284
Anon was talking about people who open it from the bottom, when true intellectuals break the stem and peel it open from the top.

>>90917807
>true intellectuals break the stem and peel it open from the top.
>true intellectuals do it wrong on purpose
fucking hipsters

Why are street gangs in comics and cartoons so diverse when in real life they're not? Sometimes I'm half expecting a guy in a wheelchair to roll up in a leather jacket.

>>90910395
>>90910444
No, that's totally a thing. High school advanced honors course, though, not middle school.

Strangely, I dissected a squid in fourth grade and never again did something come up. Not sure what eight year olds were supposed to take away from that.

>>90917032
You must not have been paying attention to how much funding has been cut from education in the last two decades.

>>90910388
around there we dissect edible animal parts, like chicken heads, fishes or beef hearts, and sometime big cockroaches. frogs would cost too much, who would raise/harvest them just for 2 hours of school time?

>>90918664

My high school got pig fetuses to disect

>>90917161

>He breaks off the whole stem when he separates one bana from the rest

The stem breaks by itself right at the banana though, leaving a neat open hole you can peel from

If you want how monkeys do it, I think they just pull down one side of the peel then squeeze the rest of the banana out, it slides easily

>>90918509
I haven't. Not a surprise, considering I'm not in school and don't know anybody with kids.

>>90910395
This. My class never really got past just peeling back skin and didn't really get into the organs or anything. Didn't help that nearly all of them were strays that had been euthanized by animal control when they were right on the point of starvation and really didn't have much more than mangy skin and bones. Supposedly a healthier animal is easier to take apart, our teacher told us. She may have been trying to make an excuse for the poor quality instruments. One kid ended up with an overweight housecat that had been put to sleep for whatever reason, though, and that presented it's own problem, with all the fat that needed to be dug through. The teacher let us all examine that one for comparison to our own. My main takeaway from that class was the difference between the insides of a starved creature and an overstuffed one. Neither is pretty.

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>>90918664
>who would raise/harvest them just for 2 hours of school time?

It's a pretty neat class project to raise frogs from tadpoles themselves if the resources are available. Though, it'd be pretty difficult to get the kids to dissect them when in that situation they'd probably grow to be considered class pets.

>>90870304
Does "popular" not mean "generally liked"? How is it even possible for an asshole to be considered popular?

>>90869983
Motherfucker, come to Boston sometime. Or don't, it's really shitty here.

>>90910388
I was that kid that didn't do any of my school dissections.
I stand by my decision

>>90921729
By having lots and lots of lackeys and sub-lackeys hoping to become lackeys that kiss up to them. It seems to be present in less highschools than cartoons would lead you to believe, but you can see it much better in politics. That's basically a glorified popularity contest where often the biggest douchebags rise to the top.

>>90921754
It's not like the cops or anybody else have much variety to choose from in The Land of Dunkin Donuts Every Two Feet.

>>90917161
this dude is just as embarassing to watch as the women with the coconut.

>>90920021
apes just eat it whole.

>>90909229
Radrunners