*Yawwwwnnnn* oh, hey there samurai wojack. just got done w

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>>90868401

There is no future for you, Aku! Only those who put in an honest day's work can truly enjoy life as a productive member of society! Your evil NEET tyranny cannot last forever!

>A cartoon so powerful it imports memes from /r9k/
I don't know if I should be disgusted or amused.

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>>90868472

DO NOT MEDDLE IN THINGS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND WAGE-SAMURAI

THE MORE AUTISMBUX I COLLECT THE MORE POWERFUL I BECOME

>>90868472
Ok, samurai Wojack got me good.

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>>90870122

WHY DONCHA GET A JOB ALREADY YA PAJAMA WEARIN PARENTS BASEMENT LIVIN SSI ABUSIN NO GF HAVIN NEET

i love you op

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>>90870376
hey babe thats a pretty big sword you got there, how long did you have to slave away at wooliesteins factory to pay for it?

I just woke up, think im gonna write a song or decimate another city today. whatever i feel like doing, baby.

good thread

>>90868401
>>90868472
>>90870122
>>90870376
>>90871481
kek

This is what /co/needs more of.

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>>90868472
get back to work goyim, my new temple isnt gonna pay for itself!

>>90872693
>This is what /co/needs more of.
Considering how reddit /co/ is these days, it wouldn't hurt to bring more of true 4chan culture here.

>>90874346
>Reddit

I thought /v/ was Reddit and /co/ was more Tumblr, but then again anons claims that /v/ is more Tumblr and Reddit

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Gimme gimme samurai,
Be he low or be he high.
I claim my hard-earned good-boy prize:
A throng of marching servant guys.
Minions lift me toward the sky,
To find the foolish samurai.
Enjoy my murderous minion fleets,
From comfy big boy booster seats.
Robots, aliens, all around,
But zero samurai are found.

They try to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Samurai are all that slakes,
The angry sound my screamer makes.
I'll yell and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
The samurai, my source of ire,
Fuels my raging, angry fire.
Minions sob and wail and cry,
But tears won't bring me samurai.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To find the samurai I've yearned.
But there's no samurai just yet!
Did they all think that I'd forget?
"FIND THE SAMURAI! HEED MY WORD,
YOU SORRY, STUPID, WORTHLESS HERD!"
I screech while cutting short their days
With my screamy beamy laser gaze.
For he who is unburned is he who will fly,
To find the foolish samurai.

>>90874492
10/10

>>90874412
Major 3 is completly a mix of tumblr and reddit.

>>90874492
I NEED this to be read by a Mako impersonator. Vocaroofags pls.

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>aku has gotten depressed after 50 years of neet life

>>90874346
literally no true scotsman

>>90874492
ten outta ten

Why didn't Aku just send Jack into the future again

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>>90874492

Saved for future generations.

>>90875625
That's why you buy dogs chew toys

>>90878834
Why didn't Aku open up a portal and send Jack into a different tv show

>>90874682
T H I S
H
I
S

Akuanon pls do it

>>90874682
This needs to happen

>>90878834
If sending him once through time made him immortal then sending him again would make him double immortal

>>90883506
Or would it cancel out?

>>90874492
Holy crap that was great. You made my day