Animation Domination General #1: Show's Not About Bob Anymore

>it's a Meg episode

>it's a Tina and Linda episode

Hm. That'll be interesting.

>>90867003
nah that show is fucking terrible

>Bob's terrible kids and wife get the A plot
>Trophy shop is a terrible idea for a job
>Foodtruck plot was done by King of the Hill, roller derby plot was done by American Dad

CARTOONS ARE FUCKING DEAD

>>90867318
>>Plot isn't 100% original
>>Show is enjoyable regardless
Yep cartoons are obviously dead.
No they're not you're just a faggot.

>>90866606
I know they are going to have Bart do science. But didn't they already do that in >Bart the genius"?

Wow, if it's not handegg ruining our threads it's zoom zoom cars that BARELY, just BARELY (thanks to FOX monies) counts as a "sport"

Nascar guy didn't mention Making History when talking about the line-up.

>>90867530
t. seth

I dont think I've seen a channel with more inconsistent audio volume than FOX

>>90868047
NASCAR hasn't been relevant since they stopped allowing tobacco advertising. It's even more dead since they tried to ban the confederate flag at races.

>they go straight back into an episode already in progress
Thankfully it's a rerun, but still. What the fuck is wrong with murrican TV?

>>90868400
FOX is the only channel that employs this. It actually has cut into and preempted new episodes though. It's how KOTH fell from grace.

>Another Tina episode.

>Another Bart is a failure episode.

Well, at least we have Making History that seems decent.

>A plot-B Meg episode ripped straight from American Dad.

>Last Cuck is still around.

Should we even stay for tonight?

>>90868400
>>90868425
yeah they have been pretty inconsistent with it, but the current rule is pre-empt if it's old, postpone if it's new

the reason they let sports run long is the sports fellows put it in their contract after one time sports was cut off early for a pretty stupid reason

>>90868457
I always leave after The Simpsons anyway to get drunk and watch Walking Dead.

>>90868481
>>90868425
That's awful. Good to know it's not everywhere, though.

>>90868481
sports generates more money than cartoons that's the reason it's that simple

>>90868481
>>90868489
On the other hand, if it's inclement weather, like REALLY bad weather, your station has every right to cut off an episode (old or new) and spend the next hour "updating" you on the weather status.

It's how I missed nearly an entire line-up back in January. They just wouldn't stop talking about the weather.

>>90868425
It's also how Futurama suffered when it aired on Fox.

>>90868506
so why not kill the people who watch sports? or yknow, educate them better
>>90868524
yeah but that's "safety", something the nanny state is never going to get rid of

>>90868568
because they outnumber the people who watch cartoons 10-1 and they are also the people who own dozens of guns

Hi, everybody!

>>90868635
Boooooo!

>>90868635
HEY YOU SUCK!

DADchelor party

Blung's Buugooks

>>90868635
Hey boco been playing any games lately?

>>90868870

Zelda. Lots of Zelda.

>>90868896
When are you gonna play a good game?

I love that louise is one of the bros
>>90868896
ainnit grand? it's eating up my life. i'm going to bed like 3 hours late

>heroine convention

I hope that's not real but it seems like a different name for something that is real.

Tina is so awkward. i love her

I like where this episode is going

captioning says 'Dillon'
I'm not sure if that's more or less masculine than Dylan. if I had to come up with a feminine form of it I'd spell it dyllin or maybe dylline

>>90868905

I respect your opinion.

>>90868928

Its incredible how much crap there is to do.

>>90868964
You are the cancer killing Sam's Sandwiches.

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>you will never take Tina's virginity

>>90869010
so much fucking crap to do. it's almost merciful there's so little actual zelda-game in it because if they crammed that in too it'd be too much

>>90869029
I want to fuck Linda 2 b h

>>90869029
whyd you have to remind me of that?
>won't it be fun if we both snore?

jesus these moms are just like my mom. why do they like me? they spent my entire childhood trying to make me different, somehow now they're a fan?

>Please and Hank You.

Is that woman stalking her daughter?

Kids still play with tarot cards?

Is Bob's actually a good show or do we just pretend it is in comparison to The Thompsons and Fummary Gump?

did tina confuse her life with bobby hill's life or is she just trying to sound cool

Always like how everyone else is weirder than the family.

Linda's being so cringeworthy and yet that other mom even made her cringe.

>>90869134
I only tune in for Harry's heros on sundays.

>Teddy, you just said gulp
>No I didn't, Bob, I gulped it.

>>90869134
it's literally made by the co-creator of king of the hill and the creator of home movies/o'grady/sciencecourt/wordgirl, and they're including everything that made all of those shows great

I love Teddy

So has Mort basically been ejected from the show?

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>you'll give me $200 if I take off my clothes? uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Bob's burger phone always makes me smile

>>90869229
Which Mort there's like two Morts on this block

>>90869248
Burger mort

>>90869229
He still shows up. His mother and her birthday party were part of the B-plot a few weeks ago.

I imagine they just can't bring him up that often like they do with Teddy to be a foil to Bob. It might also be a case of Andy Kindler not being available always.

Oh look, more Archer!

>Linda is cringe

Literally doesnt make sense

>Boy Toy

>>90869243
as long as it's tasteful

>>90869134
I can't speak for everyone, but I unironically enjoy it.

Is it perfect, fuck no, but Bouchard really does know what he's doing. I gave up watching the others long ago, so I'm not even really comparing any more and it still holds up.

>>90869229
He's faded into the background a lot. Seems like they couldn't do as much with his character compared to Teddy.

>>90869324
another crummy tone-shift though
i'll still awtch and enjoy it

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Reminder that Jocelyn is best girl.

>>90869415
It's suppose to be an alternate universe or whatever.

In any case I haven't enjoyed Archer much since Vice.

So it's a Bart discovers a new hidden talent episode? K.

>>90869493
>It's suppose to be an alternate universe or whatever.
fuck. that.
among other things they have a cliffhanger to resolve and isn't this the last season?

>>90869593
Season 10 is the last.

This season is more than likely a coma dream while Archer is recovering.

>>90869625
what number is this? is it 9? tell me it's 8. I want three more.

>>90869673
8

There was so much spaghetti in that room that it was beginning to look like an Olive Garden.

>that chalkboard gag
... huh. i laughed, despite hating each individual part. i guess two wrongs DO make a right

Wow, for once a simple, classic couch gag

Oh wow, look at all those animal callbacks.

>>90869686
my happiness has increased on the order of 200 milligasms

That was pretty great

technically that was an instance of gratuitous gore, being that preserved corpses like that don't have blood pouring out

wait, has bart only READ the word society?

>pressuring academic success by threatening a "bad job" thus ruining society
nice job marge
>coal taster
.... hehehehehe

>>90869593
next season is Archer's coma-induced dream world

>I love it when you don't tell me things

>>90867381
>:(

>getting a trophy for LITERALLY nothing

Murrica

DENTAL PLAN!

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Delicious Lisa

>helicopter moms pushing self-esteem
oh twice.
hahahaha that mouse inexplicably has a simpson-lip on one side of its muzzle. those are some laaaazy artists.

>best idea

>>90869943
at least they seem to be lampooning it. bit late, but it's right-hearted... unlike that terrible anti-vaping episode
why is homer singing this way, and for this long?
the fuck, he just ended mid-sentence

>In universe Bart is an accomplished award winning artist/cartoonist
>Bart is based off Matt Groening an accomplished award winning artist/cartoonist

this is about 20 years too late to do anyone any good

Hey, the rarely seen rumpus room.

what a contrived open window sitdown
also this fully shaded background looks... eeerie. this isnt the 742 evergreen terrace we grew up in.

>the rumpus room in an HD season

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>it's another shitting on Bart episode

>>90870038
oh my god that WAS the rumpus room wasn't it
isnt that like its second appearance ever?

Pretty good first act by Zombie Simpson standards despite the tired premise.

Let's hope it keeps up.

There's a subtle Bart/Grampa camaraderie in these newer seasons.

>>90870068
It appeared in a Christmas episode a few years ago. They even made a comment about how "sometimes it's there, sometimes it's not."

>Everybody's a winner

mel has a point about acronyms

>>90870175

"Our house is funny that way".

What the fuck wiggum

>that empty case

That's where I'd put my dad's pocketwatch

IF I HAD ONE

>>90870049
>It's another "happiness and fulfillment can only come from academic success" episode

I'm behind, but homer singing you're the best around was fucking hilarious

>you're the worst
>around

Well who didn't see that coming?

THERE ARE NO STRINGS ON ME

You realize you're proud of being a complete millennial tool, right? The stuff you take pride in enjoying is the stuff my generation made fun of for how mindless and stupid it was. We're the original OGs. We were born when beepers were still a thing and Nirvana was alive and touring and Youtube was a slang term for masturbation. Now get off my lawn.

The back and forth about Homer's book was gold.

Ah, seeing Milhouse suffer makes me happy.

lol lisa btfo

LISA BTFO

>drop another thing where you dropped the first
this works, in my experience.

good god that milhouse thing was a terrible gag though

dammit marge werent you listening? he said IDIOTIC trophies. not all trophies. it's not GRAT.

>>90870341
in what way? he's not even singing it right
>>90870368
pinocchio was such a kickass movie for the 40s. that scene when he bungles up his show and everyone laughs at him, when it's like... he's still a fucking living puppet. that's not good enough for you?

bart's actually right, helmets have made neck injuries worse

Why is Lisa so fake?

>>90870460
it was okay

holy shit brian posehn!

WTF Milhouse? Dick.

This episode is definitely more "animated" than most.

When did they bring back musical cues? Show used to be silent as fuck.

D'awwww, that was sweet.

wait, wasnt that kid young grandpa? why would his ghost be there?
wow that 'baby' line was a tiny bit of early 90s homer back from the dead.

>>90870559
>in what way? he's not even singing it right
thats part of what made it funny

Calling it. Guest-written episode.

>Matt Selman
No wonder it was good.

>>90870593
Bart deserved it.

>>90870701
isnt that one of the old writers?

Pretty good by modern Simpson standards.

ALEC BALDWIN IS......

THE BOSS BABY

As Abe strangled his grandson, their shadow moved upon a wheel of violence that spun from father and sons and their sons once more.

>>90870593
>>90870710
nonetheless, the time to do something was BEFORE it got to that point. you cant punish someone for "going too far" when you made no complaints at any stage up to that point.
>>90870737
i actually feel like this was one of the weaker ones of the season

>>90870745
RATED PG-13

oh i see the problem, castellaneta's singing range has diminished

>>90870768

It had heart, at least. Seems they still have trouble making a modern episode with heart AND humor instead of just one.

>Bart actually getting some praise
>Lisa getting BTFO

Probably the best Simpsons episode in years.

That's not saying much, though.

modern Simpsons would probably be decent if they stuck to a single plot instead of adding B plots and sometimes C plots
I mean these ideas aren't even bad, they just don't care enough to dedicate them

i love that his car is dirty. when's the last time you ever saw that?

holy shit ist hat ben vereen?

>>90870806
Ironically, the episode went a mile high over your head

>>90870801
oh yeah definitely. i just don't care about heart.

time for Birdman and Sealab

>>90870822
eh, the best years of simpsons had b-plots. the thing is, they were good.

hey how the fuck do you select the year on that duffel bag?

These fucking Robot Chicken insurance commercials

Wow, Robot Chicken will make stuff for anyone now, huh?

whenever I see a commercial made using a method like stopmotion that costs a lot of time and money to make, I just think.... what exactly did this add to the commercial? in what way was it worth it? is the company passing that cost on to me? because it sure as hell isn't affecting my choice of product/service,.

>>90866606
>Meg joins a roller derby team

Just stealing shit from American Dad now?

>>90870732
If you consider S9 old, then yes.

>>90871013
fuck even simpsons did that. but king of the hill did it first and best. they actually went into the background of that shit. they paid it respect and did research about how shitty it is

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So did this ever show up in the Simpsons Movie?

>>90871013
i cant believe american dad invented roller derby plots

why are the ceilings so high in this classroom?

also have i heard this actor's voice before?

>>90871040
When did the simpsons have a roller derby episode?

i don't remember what that instrument is called, but it has a name.

>>90871102
i don't remember. maybe i'm wrong.

>>90871004
Makes the commercial stand out more, it's probably worth it.

>tfw no qt oblivious gf from the past

>>90870768
>i actually feel like this was one of the weaker ones of the season
Really? First episode in a while that actually made me laugh. Maybe I'm just in a good mood.

>>90871102
ugh he's painting her up like a fucking male. she looked great before
this is a pretty contrived way to expose him but I can't believe he didn't see it coming

>>90871004
>>90871134
i bet you would barely have registered that you had seen the commercial if it was live-action.

>>90871134
is it even possible to raise awareness of progressive insurance though? it's at the maximum level. the oversaturation is ridiculous... though that's equally true of all the insurance companies. it's almost as if insurance is terrible and shouldn't exist because it's just a few companies bullying people into funneling all their money into them in exchange for half-protecting the unluckiest few

>>90871213
I'm not saying I didn't notice it
I'm just saying I didn't 20 million dollars notice it, y'know? Like that money could have been put into just having-lower-prices.
i say that every time a fast food restaurant i enjoy puts out a new product that exists purely to try to spitefully steal business from another restaurant that does that item better, instead of just focusing on what THEY do well and lowering the price

did sealab always look like shit in HD or is this episode just particularly bad

>>90871334
its a low budget 60s cartoon cheaply reanimated on a budget

it always looked like shit but the 16:9 stretching makes it worse

>>90870806
The non-THOH Halloween episode from last season was the best episode since season 9...and this episode wasn't nearly as good.

Not bad but "best episode in years" is a big jump

This show is not winning me over like, at all.

well now we know why he owned all that makeup

>>90871462
Get with the program BOCO, we're watching Sealab 2021

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>That razor

Goddamn, Leighton Meester is so hot

>>90871508
damn straight

VIDEO GAMES ARE FORBIDDEN

is this also a real song?

WE NOW RETURN TO

yeehaw, time for fumbly goy!

will it be better than tonight's simpsons? probably not.

WE NOW RETURN TO...

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THEY DIDN'T SAY THE LINE

Does anyone have the Family Guy bingo card?

oh shit anti netflix shilling

>>90871576
why do celebrities have such terrible names? i dont even know if that's a man or a woman you're talking about

also is that really what netflix is like

>The golden year of movies: 2003!

Is this true?

Netflix BTFO

Too specific a jab to be BTFO Netflix

>ohnoes, muh natural foods!

>Netflix Bashing

Bitch your just jealous their shows are far better than anything you can make

BIRDMAN DID IT!

>droopy facelift joke

didnt they already do one of those

RIPPING OFF HARVEY BIRDMAN BUT WITH GORE

FAMILY GORE

GORE

HARVEY BIRDMAN DID IT

>>90866606
>Peter decides to open a fast food truck that serves all the fattening foods that Lois won't let him eat while on his diet
American Dad and King of the Hill did this same plot

>Showing the shot

There's the gore

wow, they just straight up ripped that off from harvey birdman. did they think we wouldnt remember?

who the fuck says perineum instead of taint?

Meg's friends are even more Meg than Meg

Holy shit, Meg's friends make an appearance?

>>90871846
and King of Queens

didn't Meg's friend get sold into slavery and killed?

>>90871837
>>90871833
What was the joke?

>>90871775
The "pixels" mean that if your connection dips, your video doesn't completely stop. The resolution just dips a bit. As for the selection, it's not perfect but there's plenty of good stuff. Just watch it while you can, since things disappear regularly.

>extremely thin man with a giant adam's apple
hahahahahahahah yes

M NIGHT BTFO

OH MY GOD GUYS WHOLE FOODS! AND QUINOA

NEXT THEYLL GO TO TRADER JOES FOR KEFIR

why does tv continue to act like anyone cares about roller derby

>None of the cereals are advertised on TV

Same here Stewie

>>90871881
it tied in extensively to the plot, it's hard to explain the way one would a cutaway gag

>>90871877
At most they said she lost her tongue but made it back okay at the end of that episode.

>>90871774
>>90871795
>>90871821

>PLEASE KEEP BUYING CABLE WE'RE A DYING INDUSTRY PLEASE

>>90871914
this ep is already full of 3 year old references

What does quinoa actually taste like?

>Memory card full

Fuck

>I'ma stop handing you stuff

FAMILY GORE FUNNY MOMENTS 420

>>90871911
and pronounce it keefer for some reason
>>90871917
i thought the point was that people dont know about it

hahahahahahah yes, transvaginal mesh lawsuit commercials are on all fucking night. also reading glasses ads

>>90871963

I kek'd

>Trans vaginal mesh

>>90871911
>>90871946
South Park Did It Already...

>>90871936
family guy is on broadcast television tho, no subscription needed

>>90871946
isnt it just a different breed of wheat
either way if it contains starch it'll "make you fat" and if it contains fiber it'll give you diarrhea

Ha, no one cares about Cleveland's family anymore.

>Is Donna the wife or is Roberta the wife

>FAMILY GAY

>>90872001
>if it contains fiber it'll give you diarrhea
I thought fiber stopped diarrhea

is that... a recurring character? he looks familiar

also that donna/roberta joke.
how did peter make those so quickly? also how is his battery not dead yet

wow that is the first peter-laugh in a long time

BIG BUCKS BILLY BTFO

>>90872007
I actually had the same problem multiple times.

Where did he got those 2 extra sandwiches?

Billy Courgan still alive?

EAT MY JUNK LMAO

>Peter's food truck's horn sound

lol

That's probably the first time Peter did his laugh in ages

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>>90871914

why ARE ventriloquist dummies always so creepy?

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>yfw you search "Family Guy Roberta" and nothing but R34 shows up

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>billy corgan wasted about 3 million dollars on fucking tna wrestling

hey food truck aficionados, help me out

i just moved from nyc (lots of food trucks and street carts) to chicago (almost none)

what gives? are they illegal here? huge tax or fee?

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Why did he have to miss his flight, /co/?

>>90872018
nope, causes it. however, there are two kinds, it's important to make the distinction. INsoluble fiber (the shit we have been spending centuries removing from plants but some hippies want to put back in) gives you just the horrible gas and diarrhea right away. soluble fiber (oats, etc) is better and has some use, but it's still gonna make your stool a lot more moist.. though it'll slow digestion down, so it'll be a while.

>>90872083
its not called the second city for nothing, cm cuck

>>90872069
i like to think it's ugly women journalists trying to prop up other ugly women

Is anyone actually enjoying the Peter (The Family Guy) centric episodes more?

>>90872091
We live in the worst timeline.

Why are white female comedians so unfunny?

>>90872091
why do you think Seth MacFarlane has written any Family Guy episodes in a decade?

>>90872121

My favorite episodes desu

wow lois's lines are fucking terrible lately
>>90872083
in my experience, food trucks in big cities are STUPIDLY expensive.

>>90872128

Women aren't funny.

Get a clooooo mama

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>this episode

>explaining the joke before doing the joke

>>90872115
chicago's standup, jazz bar, and street music scenes are superior tho

and on the negatives way more angry homeless people, shittier subway system, and the bronx is heaven compared to chi's south side

>>90872128
society has basically been raising women to be the shittiest possible people, but THINK they're the absolute hot shit sandwich with a bag of fly, for decades. they call it 'women's lib'

MORE gore?

I love the fact they are keeping Chris and Neil friends.

>>90872203
Realistic gore. It's roller derby.

Okay I have to be honest, that scene made me laugh.

>>90872173
ugh that shit is just sensationalism..

hahahaha, napkins blown by the wind. that made up for that terrible series of observational comedy

Sometimes, FG...sometimes you're funny because you're so damn accurate.

who here beats it to Meg?

>Meg a better player than Hayley

Food trucks BTFO

No seriously, when Family Guy isn't trying to be gross and offensive and retarded on purpose, it usually shoots pretty straight and accurate.

>It's the second episode in a row where Chris is a buzzkill regarding sports

>>90872261

No good R34

>>90872194
just remember, its cool when women act like obnoxious frat guy douchebros, but not cool when men do it. except it is, because women dont want betas. theyll still complain though

>>90872247
they need to be more sparing with the 'haha right?' jokes

>>90872261
It's a guilty pleasure. I'm not proud of it.

Have you eaten food truck food before?

>>90872247
Shut up Boco. Don't feed into their shit.

>>90872266
>Liberal hippies being good at any physical activities beyond degenerate sex.

>>90872302
yeah. it can be real hit or miss, but its always guaranteed to be overpriced. the ipad and gratuity bit was spot on

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Family Guy used "putting a hat on a hat" correctly, impressive work McFarlane

>Chris is worried that Meg will get hurt
>has no problems with eating Peter's food

Am I the only one who's starting to hate Chris?

>explaining the joke again

>>90872302

Yes, which is why that was so spot on.

>>90872336
the ones I have been to were pretty fair, 6 to 8 bucks, but I also live in the South

>>90872361
Chris is slowly turning into the Lisa. Brian was, at some point until they started to turn him into the punching bag.

oh god elbownavels are disturbing

GORE
O
R
E

DOUBLE DOSE OF GORE

>run like a man you get a suit

>dude you thought they were gonna do the gore but they didn't but then they did lmao

>>90872272
most food trucks are good quality food roughly equivalent to a diner or drive-thru, or at worst a food stand
>>90872279
we need to get that guy that made fuckin linda belcher hot

A little more gore just in case.

DUDE MORBID OBESITY LMAO

>Bing maps car

is bing seriously redundantly making streetview or is this just a joke

Is Dr. Hartman the only salvageable FG character?

>>90872577
Carter and Adam West

>>90872356
hey what game is that for? toriyama's good but he usually draws better hips than that
wait.. i think. i'm having trouble thinking of any examples

whats the objective in roller derby? how do you win?

>>90872584
Carter is pretty much old people jokes.

Is DDR still a thing?

that extinct thing was so stupid i laughed anyway

Was that originally intended to be Cleveland, Jr. and they just decided to make it a random kid for some reason?

>>90872615
Dr. Hartman is doctor jokes

>>90872603
Dragon Quest III.

Also, why did he got emasculated from his sister being good at Rollerblade?

Anyone else expected Peter's gut to just burst open and spill out gore and organs?

Condoms in porn is a pretty hot issue

not only did simpsons do that, family guy already did it. remember the forklift?

You fat bitch.

>>90872584
Is Adam West still alive?

LOL Bing.

Hey, that was kind of fun. I'm pleasantly surprised.

I will never not get tired of Morgan Freeman impersonations

>>90872611
i believe it's similar to a race. i remember a phineas and ferb episode where someone won by being slingshotted by two others, so it must be about crossing a finish line

>>90872661
Won´t happen to main characters on canon scenes, only side scenes like Chris.

>>90872650
honestly i didnt notice any of chris's motivations in this one aside from meg's safety? and photographing her friends
god dammit where were dorky girls when i was in school? i can remember TWO in my entire school career. that six-foot second grader who played ninja turtles with us, and that semigoth in 11th grade who tolerated me eating lunch at her table and had kinda hairy arms. that's cool with me, girl. maybe dating me will even out your hormones or something I dunno

This is the first I've heard of Bing maps. Free advertisement.

>two Morgan Freeman impressions

"We don't know how to end an episode!"

>>90872611
King of the Hill made fun of this one. the answer is "no one knows"

>>90872663
it is kinda ridiculous. one assumes the women are all on the pill.
but then if i ran things only married couples would do actual penetration shots and those closeups would be spliced in with simulateds

>>90872697
me neither. sgood stuff

oh hey are those steenbergen's feet? god damn she is a gmilf

>>90872805
Back to /tv/

>you smell like the inside of an unwashed sock puppet
my siiiiiiiiiides

>>90872826
you gon' tell me you dont love me a steenbergen?
also what happened to her accent

It's almost disturbing how utterly dysfunctional the group is becoming.

>>90872874
that's the black chick

>no control over your pupils like a substitute teacher
>henry wadsworth longmellow
carol has always been the best character but they really arent just lazily riding that

>>90872956
she had a southern accent. while she was speaking quietly you couldnt really hear it

Is Tandy the Jared Leto of the show?

>>90871980
FOX has more than one premium cable channel you know. Dumbass.

>>90872746
What if one worries for the safety of a girlfriend who practices martial arts hardcore?

>>90873041
And Family Guy only airs on the broadcast channel

Dumbass

>carol is carrying mikes baby

he really is the last cuck

those two got minorly lezzy before, right?

oh god tandy.. your legs tired from jumping to conclusions like that?

>>90873049
i would just find it hot

How did Tandy not recognze Melissa from the billboard when he first met her?

>>90873215
Do you know how many billboards he painted?

>>90873100
>hurr it's not like FOX would shill against Netflix specifically on a channel that's accessible to non-cable subscribers, in order to get them subbed to their cable channels (FX and FXX for starters)
>hurr it's not like FOX has a huge stake in Netflix's competitor Hulu or its own streaming apps

Think before you speak.

>>90872611
One girl is a "jammer," the only one who can score, which they do by passing an enemy player. They can only score during 2 minute "jams" that occur when all players are in a set position. The rest of the girls are "blockers," who can shove enemy players using their hips, shoulders, etc. (penalties are given for illegal blocks.) There's also a "pivot" who goes ahead of the other blockers and controls the pace. Those are the basics.

>>90873260
hurr FOX doesn't insert jokes into Family Guy

Dumbass

>>90873310
so a valid strategy would be skating behind the jammer so they can't pass you, then right at the end scoring a ton on them?

>>90873367
>Family Guy writers having integrity
>this desperate to win the argument after getting BTFO

kek

>>90873381
Only the jammer can score and they have to lap an enemy player to do so. And the blockers have to be in a certain line formation before the referee signals a jam/scoring period.

There are more specific rules on who can be the jammer and when, the pivot can become one for example, but I won't get into it.

>local fox news commercial
"How soap could be killing your sex life"

i am so sick of seeing retarded people. can we just stop allowing them on camera? also can we fucking figure out how to prevent chromosomal nondisjunction?

>>90873468
>have to lap
ohhh okay that's what i thought at first, because otherwise you'd just be able to score multiple times by falling back and going forward again

also wow are they really gonna solve this with peels
also why did it take her this long to get fucked up

>>90873502
it is pretty awful. sodium lauryth sulfate is better but people still wash too much

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>REST IN PEACE CHUCK BERRY

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Was that fucking Yoda?

>>90873580
I was about to say, she's been off her meds for years at this point. Maybe it's a remission thing, I dunno.

Simpsons was good.
Making History is just boring.
FG was better than the current average.
Rick and Morty was great.

The news is about some guy that blew up a building.

>>90873634
Last Man on Earth, you are

>>90873619
bob's burgers remains one of my favorite shows of all time, right next to king of the hill
family guy let me down hard
simpsons a butt but only by 10s standards which is higher than 00s standards for sure.
i like time travel show but only because the people are so likeable. i wish they were in something else.
last man on earth is easily the dark horse. shit is so much better than anyone could have expectled.
this is when I turn to H&I and watch star trek

>>90873635
they'll probably explain that she's been taking them secretly having kept a supply, but didnt wanna tell anyone, and then she tried stretching the supply but that made her loopier
it shouldnt be TOO hard to find what she needs unless it's really rare. i don't know exactly how pharmacies work but i THINK they have just big pots of drugs and they measure out the amount you need and press it together with chalk dust to make the pills. i've seen a machine doing it.

Simpsons - 7/10
Faking History - Gay Tranny Shit/10
The Rest - Watched Walking Dead Instead/10

>>90872193
>Not the ChiNog's West Side
LMFAO

>>90874067
hey cher isnt a tranny.. she's just a whole lotta woman
her daughter on the other hand.. man.. what a disappoint she must be

>>90873525
Science may find a solution in about 12-20 years.

Peter gets fat episode. Not a Lois gets fat episode. 0/10

>>90868457
Tina episodes can be fun. I thoroughly enjoyed Ex MachTina.