So, /co/, why don't you tell me what's been bothering

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THIS FUCKIN FAG WON'T KYS

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>>90854244

>>90854244
I zee. Und warum does his continued existence vex you zo?

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>>90854291
HE'S FORGOTTEN HIS PURPOSE

>>90854291
Because he wants to fuck his mutter and ermorden his vater

>>90854362
Fucking kek

>>90854385

Stole it from /v/, made me lol

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>>90854362
That'd show them.

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>>90854362
>WTF, Samurai?!

"him"?

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>>90854362
HA!

>>90854353
Take deine obsolete theories about ze Odepius Complex und >>90854260

>>90854341
Ah, now ve are making progress. Zis purpouse zat you mention, conzidering he's lost his zword, does that not mean zat his purpouse is fertig? Wizout ze proper tool, zere is no arbeit to do, zerefore, no purpouse to forget.

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>>90854362
KEK

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>>90854362
....

I'd still donate some nuts and bolts.

THE FOOOOLISH SAMURAI AND HIS ACCURSED IMMORTALITY!!!

>>90855559
hey hey we dont mention his name here this is a safe place

>>90854230
So...
Looks like Aku is going full Discord, I like it.

>>90854362
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh that's gold

>>90855903
He was Discord before Discord. Although the talking to yourself is probably new and very much like Discord

>>90854362
Dunno why he's freaked out, not the first time he's fucking murdered someone.

>>90856275
Proof? If you mean the alien like creatures, while they had sentience they weren't human.

/co/, my memory of Samurai Jack is a bit muddled, should I rewatch seasons 1-4 before watching 5?

>>90856345
If you didnt weeks before the premier, you are a autist and a pleb

>>90856366
That's the complete opposite of being an autist, though.

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>>90854230


>Laying down on the sofa

Well you see, Doc.It started with this girll, and at this point I am certain she is my waifu. All this time the writers had written her as an only Child. We have seen pictures of her as little girl as well as a family photo where it's just her, her mother, and her father.

Then, by some asshole's idea, they decided to give her a sister. Not an older sister or even a little sister, from what we can tell, they look to be the exact same age.

This sister's existence vexes me, Doc. I know my issue stems for the love for my possible love for my waifu, but I can't just accept her. Everything about "her" tells me she literally can't exist. Others have told me that I should get over it, but I just can't, You get what I'm talking about?

At this point, I play up my hatred for her as a "joke," a little "haha" for the "lolz," but really it kills me deep inside.

I mean, I'm happy. If that is the only reason that makes me mad, then I have a wonderlandiful life. But her existence. It vexes me.

You getting me, Doc?

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>>90856366
Not everyone has time to rewatch an entire show

>>90854362
I might be slow, but can someone explain why this is funny?

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>>90854230
Don't worry.
I don't even know "his" name.
But why is he stalking me?

>>90856486
The foolish samurai thought they were robots

>>90854260
Kek

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>>90856487
The answer is simple.

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>>90856619
Well, it's not going to be that, but I won't be upset if DA SAMOORAI turns up at some point

>>90856275
>>90856486

>Said earlier he was just killing robots
>Finally kill one of them
>Reveal to be a top tier waifu girl under the mask

Might not be the first time, but he forgot what it's felt like to kill someone, especially a grill

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I need more pics for my Aku folder

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>>90854362
10/10

>>90854362
is it normal that this gives mea boner?

>>90856275
It's more of the fact that he just killed a teenager, regardless of the fact that she was trying to gut him at the time.

>>90856650
Since jack doesn't have an army like we thought he would, DA SAMOORAI will probably be to old to fight, staying in theme. However, he will be the proprietor of a large network of McDojos that idolize Jack. The students from these dojos at one point save Jack from another bounty hunter.

>KEVIN! What did SEN-SUH-AY say about showing up to class without your wicked rad uniform!
>SORRY SENSEI!
>Naw, is cool, is cool. I guess you just nevah want to be a SAMOORAI, is dat it?

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>>90856619
I just want the SAM MOO RHAI to come back as a real samurai now for a real bro moment

>>90856619
I dont know this guy, in what ep does he show up?

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>>90854362
>Just nuts and bolts..

>>90857342
season 4 ep 3 I think

>Sooo, tell me what's been bothering you.
Well, you see, Doc, it's been over a year already.
>It's been that long?
Yes. You see, that's the actual problem. Once I
erá̛͟ḑ̸̀i͞c͞ate̴d̨̛͢ ̨̀ ̨̀all the stormfront posters, I thought I would just wait it out and then /pol/-
>We don't say its name here. It is a safe space.
Y-yes, sorry, doctor. Well, I just assumed that eventually over time, when Hillary won, the board would just
D̷Í͠E̢͟E̶Ȩ͘͞EE̡ ̡
>D̷Í͠E̢͟E̶Ȩ͘͞EE̡ ̡
But it hasn't even waned.. like at all. It just kept posting that stupid frog. It looks LIKE IT͡͝'ĹL ̡́B̴E͢͝ ̶̶̀H̀ER̀͝E͟ FǪ̸͝R̶͠E̡͡V̸̨ÈR!̛̀
I just don't know if I can handle that...

>>90854362
OOOOOOH, I JUST GOT THAT

>>90854230
Why doesn't Aku just fuck off and chill on another conquered planet?

>>90854362
Still warm.

>>90857917
That'd be great, Aku having a beach vacation episode and when he returns home he realizes that Jack has found his sword again and raised an army and they have been camping in his throne room for a week because they didn't listen to the front gate guard who was about to tell them that Aku isn't there.

>>90857929
Time to NUT AND BOLT.

>>90857347
>badly filtered modded Skyrim
What the fuck man?

Did Aku sound somewhat Italian or Greek or something like that to anyone else?

>>90858329
a bit of russian in there too
also they removed the echo of his voice

>>90858329
He sounded vaguely German or Russian to me.

At first I thought the doctor Aku was imitating Sigmund Freud, but they both seem to sound the same.

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>final episode is Jack going against Aku
>The SAM MOO RHAI, scottsman and the spartan king help

So question: If Aku has destroyed ALL the time portals, does that mean he fucked up the guardian too? The Guardian's a badass, but he doesn't have an anti-Aku sword, so it really wouldn't have been that much of a problem for him.

>>90858329

Mako is dead, so they had to replace him anon

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>>90854362
DELET THIS

>>90858448
I know that, and I knew that the voice will be different, but it just takes some getting used to. Mako's was perfect, after all.

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I thought the fight scene with Scaramouche was badass, this episode blew me away. Holy shit that death scene.