Why did the witch cast the spell on her in the first place that

why not

When you're a magical entity of some kind, at a certain point what else is there to do but fuck with people. I'm convinced that's why so many powerful magical beings are dicks/tricksters

>>90832650
It was not a witch! Remenber? The King let the Fairy curse her so she would need to marry her son, so the king would pay his part of the deal

>>90832650
I can't be the only one who'd still fuck Ogre Fiona?

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>>90834948
Would you fuck this?

>>90834948
>he says on /co/
People here probably prefer the ogre. Or dragon.

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>>90832650
The same reason a wizard would summon 5000 shotguns and just leave them lying around.

>>90832829

Mxy is the key example of this. He said he's been around so long and is so powerful he's dabbled in all sorts of magical fuckery to pass the time.

>>90834948
I always thought she was hotter as an orge.

>>90832650
Why lock her up with a dragon?
How'd they do that?

>>90832650
man, cg graphics have come a loooong way

>>90834948
Dude I'd fuck the dragon. Donkey is a lucky SOB.

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>>90834948
Looked hottest in alternate timeline.

>>90832650

>ITT: We pretend Shrek 4 doesn't exist

I like this thread

>>90834750
That would have made more sense

>>90841123
Why did Shrek 4 drop the pop culture stuff?