Of all the crazy or unintentionally hilarious PSAs we've

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDRMeeuP3F0&list=PL3F7A7F51F9896196

>>90827125
I wonder what regular supervillains think of PSA villains. They gotta be lower than Stilt man on the villain scale.

>>90827125
And they said Superman doesn't kill.

>>90827062
Why does everyone in the town want to molest the cautious twins?

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Drugs? Stranger danger? Nah. I'd start my kid out on something easy, like "What to Do When Your Friend is a Lesbian Apex Predator":

https://youtu.be/8iTPPh1d2j8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUnZLoBuTDU

>>90827640
keeping your hands to yourself is a good lesson for kids but couldn't they pick some better examples?

Also, why needlessly jump between 2d and 3d?

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>>90827600
I think they're mutants with the power to unconsciously emit phermones that attract older gentlemen whenever the twins are touching or holding hands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQgAMkMmsfg
Might be a bit morbid but they should know that you definitely can die, incur lifelong retardation through brain damage, lose your legs, etc if you aren't being smart about street manners.

>>90827727
I miss Zellers

>>90827062
Just where do these kids live that it's just brimming with all these rich, handsome, sexually aggressive pedophiles.

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>>90827640
[THIRST INTENSIFIES]

>>90828183
It's just how these kind of people see the world. "everyone is a pedophile!" As an adult man it honestly makes me scared to even look at kids in public, I just know some mom is waiting to bitch me out.

>>90827600
It's a town of child molesters.

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>>90828294
yeah, not all adult men are pedos

>>90828501
Her bro ain't even angry, he smirking.

>>90828501
At this point, I'm not sure if that policeman really arrested that guy or said, "Hey fuck off, I saw them first."

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>>90827640
>Monkeys like to TICKLE each other!

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>>90827640
Sarah > Maria

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If my son were the world's sexiest black kid, I'd have to show him this one:

https://youtu.be/cgvv4wnVlFU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkY0xqtw6W8

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>>90828905
Maria wouldn't last a minute in Sarah's PSA world. Maria is the only one who wants to molest girls in her world. Sarah, meanwhile, has been fighting off older gentlemen since she was 6:

https://youtu.be/9cEGFo8AjLY

https://youtu.be/fn6AVSZk008
https://youtu.be/sch_WMjd6go

Y O U R W I L L I E IS R U B B I SH

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn6AVSZk008

What's in your pants belongs on to you, your pants cover up your private parts!

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>>90829016

These types of PSAs are fucking weird

>>90829374
What is /co/ general opinion on Alex willy?

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>>90829016

Fucking hell

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>>90829622

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These anti-molestation PSAs are giving me weird boners.

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Oh hey it's one of these

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEotHOoBAQw

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What if I LIKE it when young girls are made uncomfortable by a man's touch?

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>>90829775

you belong in prison

>>90829711

Hows that Brazilian prison treatin ya aussie man

>>90829530
they disabled the comments on youtube because everyone was pointing out that all the adults were completely nude.

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>>90829775
then have this

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>>90829687
I'm starting to suspect that those PSAs aren't just for teaching kids. Maybe they're also for pedophiles everywhere to fap to so they don't go out and fuck a kid.

It's the only way for me to explain that Komal one to myself, I mean jeez, that molesty scene looked like something out of a Skinemax movie...

>>90829775
I've dated a girl who was molested and it felt like basically every form of sexual interaction we had was her way of recreating it. She eventually asked me to rp as a pedo and herself as a little girl. Later she got pissed at me for it.

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>>90830356
They say that shit stick with you for life.

>>90827125
MAN OF MURDER

This is a 1977 British film for children about farm safety:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAQZaUixmpA

It features non-stop child death.

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>>90827640
We have become such a fucking weird culture. When I was a kid we wrestled and tickled each other and shit all the time. Are we really so deep into this MY BODY MY CHOICE thing that human beings cannot even touch each other anymore?

>>90827640
Why is Calvin hanging out with these people?

>>90827062
Remember when /co/ made all the /34/ of these two in that one thread years back?

>>90830613
I thought you were joking, this shit will keep me up tonight, time to keep watching

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>>90829711
I thought that guy looked familiar.

>>90827125
I like how he thrusts his hips out along with the cigarettes. Not even subtle.

>Hey kids, suck on theeeeeeeeeese!

>>90830692
Fucking ridiculous, isn't it?

>>90828294

To be fair, spend enough time on /co/ and it sure feels like everyone is a pedophile.

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>>90827647
Hoo boy!

>>90830176
>that molesty scene looked like something out of a Skinemax movie
It didn't. You just interpreted it that way because you're a pedo

>>90830356

I was diddled by my (female) music teacher. I was old enough to get aroused and ejaculate but it still felt uncanny and off to me, even then. She didn't rape me although that's what courts would call it, just fondled my junk, gave me handies and let me look at and touch her tits.

I wasn't traumatized or anything, it just colored my sexuality since then. Like she defined for me what my body finds stimulating.

I often still imagine her during sex, and sometimes will want to lay down with my head in a girl's lap with my eyes closed like I used to with her, pretending it's still happening.

So yeah, weird territory. I'm not fucked up, I don't think it's really that bad for men, but I also wouldn't describe it as healthy sexual development either.

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>>90829775
>>90830064
Plenty more where that came from...

https://youtu.be/uAD17zMgjHc

>>90830692
>>90831220
>Kids these days...

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>>90827640
Seriously, /co/... would you?

>>90831742
Its not the kids. Its the messages the adults send to them.

>>90828501
>slides his hand under the girl's

>>90829333
>your chest is a private area

Dude...6 year olds don't have anything up there.

>>90830064
>>90827647
My search has yielded disappointing results.

>>90830692
When I was a kid, my parents would always tell me to keep my hands to my self, and not be a bothersome little shit. Of course, we still did it to tease other kids sometimes, but we knew we were being little shits. It's not a bad to teach kids to keep their grubby little hands off people

>>90827125
>With my cancer causing X-ray vision I can see the cancer caused by smoking cigarettes

>>90831906

She has to go back.

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>>90831906
I wish that Giraffe was a zipper

>>90827062
Wasn't there a Drawn Together spoof of this?

>>90830064
I want to touch her inappropriately.

>>90832114
>children roughhousing with each other is "being a bothersome little shit."
This is why our society produces weak, soft people.

>>90831464
no that's definitely a little fucked up man.

>>90832328
being a narcissistic hardass is antisocial. bad for everyone. chemically geld yourself since you have no self control.

>>90831636
>even if someone thinks you're flirting with them, it doesn't give then permission to touch you

Yeah you better believe it does, you filthy slut.

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>>90830692

>MY BODY MY CHOICE

Funny how they seem to insist on the exact opposite of having a choice.

>>90830692
I think the plan from our illuminati overlords or whatever is to make everybody distrust and fear everybody else, to prevent people from even forming healthy relationships (gender war shit) so ultimately there will be no sense of loyalty or caring for friends, lovers, family or community any more, only the self-interested individual who works and consumes.

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>>90831906
But I'm not a pretty little girl. What would she want to do with me?

>>90831464
>tfw you were never the victim of IRL /ss/ as a kid
Feels bad man.

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>>90832408
Yeah I'm the hardass, not the one who's so warped by his shrew parents' helicopter-parenting that he recoils at children playing.

>>90832461
I wouldn't be surprised. They've already stoked the fires of racism to the point we're worse off now than we were in the 80s.

>>90832406

I mean I don't cut myself or shit like that. It's definitely more traumatic for girls than for boys. I don't even feel negatively about it, it was just strange is all. I was breathing really fast, my heart was pounding and I felt confused and excited.

Actual rape victims have constant nightmares, attempt suicide, etc. I just get guilty boners fantasizing about stuff I only later learned was wrong.

>>90832711
>It's definitely more traumatic for girls than for boys.
Man I don't want to sound Tumblr, but you should kind of speak for yourself on this kind of thing. I got diddled and it fucked me up for years.

>>90828015
I like how with all the accidents and trauma, one of the monkey's was just "he got his bike stolen and couldn't catch up"

>>90832755

By a woman? If it was by a man then yeah of course, but that's not what I meant. Getting forcibly penetrated by grown up dick is a very different thing than soft woman hands on your little boy danglers.

>>90827640
>he boops her fucking nose
>she starts crying and delivers a monologue about some other kid who triggered her autism
Jesus, this kid is a weak piece of shit.

>>90832461
>>90832626
Shouldn't you guys be posting this in the infowars comment section?

>>90830356
>>90831464
this is why they call it an "impressionable" age

people wanna downplay it but most kinks really are just reactions to extreme shit we saw/experienced as kids

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>>90833020
I blame those goddamn video games.

>>90828015
>Slim knew that his big sack would be hard to handle
Phew

>>90832461
its just about propagating as much infighting amongst the lower class communities as possible to prevent from from combining what little democratic power they each hold to make life difficult for the tax evading, government bailout demanding, corporate mosquitoes

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>>90831464
>it just colored my sexuality
>still imagine her during sex
>pretending it's still happening.
>I'm not fucked up
The way one described it makes it sound pretty fucked up from an outside perspective.

>>90833488

>>90832711

>>90832443
the fuck did I just read?

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>>90832053
A gentleman always lets girls be on top.

>>90832626
Was the US not well off in the 80s? Reagan got a pretty good share of the black vote.

>>90829016
>>90829711
why

>>90829756
Fuck, man.
That's brutal.

>>90829622
I liked it, would you like to see mine?

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The one with the international league of pedophiles

>>90834068
oh god please link this looks too funny

>>90833796
According to Gallup polls, over 80% of nonwhites voted for the Democrat candidate in both of Reagan's elections.

>>90834068
>the international league of pedophiles
This has supervillain potential.
>Jap, Italian, French, Aussie, Brit
What are all their special pedo-powers?

>>90834238
>Rape wave
>Access to the strongest pogs slammers in existence
Is there a more powerful villain alive?
>>90834104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4Qoj823Csg

>>90831464
You experienced it from a female who was probably attractive imagine an ugly old guy.

>>90834238
They combine their powers to summon Pedobear, who has the power to seduce even the most guarded, most powerful and most unseduceable loli.

The Japanese would be based on that Final Half Year H doujin, and the French would be a pedo Pepe le Pew. Dunno about the rest.

>>90834238
Japedo can magically undress kids through an anime transformation sequence

>>90833796
>>90834208
I think Anon meant race relations are the worst they've been since the '80s, not "well off" in the financial sense.

>>90829016
Holy shit that face at 2:40

>>90834348

i god i remember that thing just for the "ocean of rape" scene.

>>90829374
Why are all the adults naked, though?

>>90832071
Yea but plenty of 11-13 year olds hit puberty and start to physically mature and be treated as adults even though they're still mentally kids, so might as well teach them early.

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>>90834068
>>90834348
Oh dear, this PSA. I swear it teaches pedos tips on how to fuck boys more than how to avoid pedos.

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>>90827062
https://www.nfb.ca/film/karate_kids/

When they're older, anyway.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLhld_PI2zg

Actually seems pretty decent

>>90834348
>his mom just taking the fucking money
That cunt knew exactly what was happening.

>>90836261
things are rough in that 3rd world shit hole. if that nigga wants to eat, he's got to work

>>90832071
The people making the video probably didn't have the guts to say what body parts a pedo is really interested in.

>>90828015
6:53

"He never made it down to register his bike and get a license for it"

Bike registry/licensing was a thing? Since fucking when?

>>90833779
Unteralterbauch. God bless that game.

>>90832071
yet
a lot of grooming is about getting the kids used to you doing things that won't advance to sexual until later

>>90834348
>licks his hand
>rubs his face
>face gets dirtier

>>90837767

...Isn't that basically what dating is?

>>90837767
Sounds tedious and apparently screws the kid up. Not worth the trouble. Much easier to get your cute+lewd fix from cartoons. Way less set up and no emotional fallout after. No drama, no bullshit, no muss no fuss. Simply put: 3D a shit.

Sadly, with the way things are now, I feel like we're getting less cute content than we were years ago because artists are becoming more scared to produce it.

>>90838874
So long as you know how to get rid of the body you could always murder the kid afterwards.

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>>90831906
Has a drawfag drawn Maria trying all kinds of tricks to get her little girlfriend into a groping or kissing session yet?

>>90838860

There is no toddler who legit wants your penis, Herbert. But I do think 18 is a little high. Nature seems to think puberty is the right age. Can two billion years of trial and error be wrong?

>>90839254
desu it takes too long to properly groom anyone, by the time they're good and ready you won't even be fucking a toddler anymore, so I don't really see the problem here.

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>>90837706
>sequel never

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>>90839417

Okay now this convo has gotten weird and uncomfy. I feel like you and this guy >>90838874 are just legit sex perverts.

I've dated someone about half my age three times: 22, 24 and 31. I could probably still do it but even I feel weird about it now, I generally don't want to get some sweet girl tangled up in my life and make her best years all about some old guy she didn't know any better than to date.

Each time it wasn't because I was sex crazed for young girls. It was because of emotional immaturity. I never really grew out of being 17. Smoking weed, playing Playstation, skateboarding. My brain just remained frozen at that level of development I guess.

I couldn't relate to girls older than like 20, even by the age of 30 myself. They wanted this sophisticated social dance of guile and hidden meanings I couldn't keep up with. They wanted drama, to be chased, all this grown up shit I didn't know how to do.

With girls around the age of like 15-17 I could just hang out with them by the lake. We could smoke, we could skate, play videogames and listen to music. Life could be simple with them.

They liked me because I was mentally and emotionally on their level, but I had a bigger, manlier body than boys their age. I had a car and a license. I had experience that could help them figure out their lives and often I was the only constructive male influence, as two of them had abusive alcholic pricks for dads and another's dad was in prison.

But one by one they grew out of me. The fear is always that the young girl's heart will be broken by a grown man. But it was my heart that got broken.

They knew what was happening too and felt sorry for me. I hated knowing they felt sorry for me the most. I'm still friends with all of them though, sometimes we email and talk about the direction our lives have gone.

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>>90840250
I'm a degenerate and I'm proud of it.

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>>90839022
Oh hey Champ! Didn't expect to find you on /co/.

But seeing where things are headed, this thread may not have much longer. It's already got eyes on it.

>>90840672
When I was 5 a strange man made me touch him in the shower at our local YMCA.

>>90841071

Oh, him? No he's legit. He's undercover Santa didn't he tell you? Every good girl and boy has to touch his yule log (aka Saint Dickolas) or else no gifts that year.

>>90841245
I'm jewish

>>90841270

You have to touch an uncut dick to regrow your own foreskin, it's simple wienerology

>>90841330
But how will I ever get into heaven and rub dicks with god if my peter heater grows back?

>>90840250
Nice blog. But yeah, I like lewd pictures of young characters among other types. I won't deny it. But I don't get all weepy when someone disapproves. It ain't that serious.

>>90841071
Young man, there's no need to feel down.

>>90841423

You'll receive a little yarmulka on the way to Heaven that covers the tip of your dick so God can't see it. The circle of life is so beautiful and mysterious

>>90841602
Beautiful and mysterious like that old man dick?

>>90841727

Yes. Also Heaven is just one huge shower room filled with old man angels who touch your penis for eternity

>>90841845
>old men

What kind of heaven doesn't let you be the old man?

>>90831464
That's a little fucked up

>>90839254
18 isn't the age of consent anywhere except third world hellholes and missouri.

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>>90831636
After the accusations came out, do you think Jess took the side of her brother, or the side of her friend?

>>90843146
In any place the age of consent is lower than 18 or 16 it's so teenagers and children don't get treated like sex offenders just because they wanted to know what it felt like to have sex. It's not for 30 year old pedophiles to get a free pass to fuck toddlers.

>>90843216
>>90843146
Oh shit, do we gotta do this? Every time. I thought we got this out of our systems in that BoJack thread a few days ago.

>>90843184
Depends on whether she's experienced her brother's wandering digits firsthand.

>>90843184
She probably got jealous of her friend for hogging her brother and stealing her job.

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>>90843439
>firsthand

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>>90840250
Holy shit, I hope this isn't my future in a decade.

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I like this thread.

>>90833863
British PSAs pull absolutely no fucking punches. Especially if they have something to do with kids.

>>90843184
it stands to reason her brother already does stuff with her, take that for what it is

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVh75ylAUXY

All these Pedo PSAs, and not one about the true danger.
COMMUNISM!

>>90843943
Lady Liberty's looking pretty peeved there.

>>90843943
>Where's your warrant flatfoot?

>>90827640
It went from lighthearted to overly dramatic in only 40 seconds. Is that a record, or something?

>>90843985
You'd be peeved too if you had to deal with all those dirty commies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pay_BLPpJ4

An interesting old timey cartoon about not being an asshole because it ruins the fun for other airmen.

>>90844143
You might not know that the title is a play on the "Killroy was here" ancient meme.

>>90830356
Kevin if that Is you is wear to god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56b09ZyLaWk&list=LLsbdVHxrDxzRF5xb92415qg&index=1

think of the doggos

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>tfw I never got molested
is it bad to feel jealous? fir years I always felt guilty that I lived such a happy normal privileged life. everyone else acted like I had no right to complain about life.
only thing that happened to me, I was 17 posting on /b/ a few years back. I posted my face (I think to ask if I was fat) someone Said to post my
"hershey nips". I felt really weird, but who cares it's just a /b/ post.
I'm just jealous. even my dad got fucked and succed by an older chick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcrtkiLEGbE

/CO/ YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN YOUR ANCESTORS

>>90844596
You're a sick fuck

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>>90843985
>My arm is tired
>My feet hurt
>I wish I was still young in France
>Who's even the president right now
>Fucking Commies

>>90844699
how. we have people on this board who actually want to fuck children. how am I on the same level as them.

>>90844647
I never understood telling an officer

Unless it was the Schools SRO what were they supposed to do? Track the fucker down Liam Neeson style?

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>>90844596
You should see a Shrink.

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>>90827125
What...uh...what exactly are you trying to light there, nicky?

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>>90843985
I wonder why.

>>90844699
He's just a guy with an /ss/ fetish

Pretty tame compared to what most people on this site like

>>90845142
He might be a she who secretly wanted to be fucked by an older man when she was still a loli.

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>>90845206
>Women on the internet

>>90845088
.......why. it's not something I think about every day. am I supposed to feel sorry for my dad??? I just wanted what he had: a perfect life. he was fat and short but had swarms of females after that "incident". I has less.
>>90845142
this. you have people here who actually want to harm present day children. they should be shamed.
>>90845206
nah I'm male

>>90844080
Watch some Canadian PSAs.
That shit will give you whiplash.

>>90845412
Is it harm to follow the burning desire in your heart upon seeing a defenseless and supple body standing in front of you begging to be taken advantage of?

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>>90844647
>we've built a system that sends more young people to high school and college than all the rest of the world combined

Remember when we were proud of this?

>>90845518
wtf. meant for >>90843943

>>90845489
I'm not referring to lolis, I mean real kids. as long as you stick to loli, I won't care, unless it's based on a real person
>I'm looking at you shadman

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>>90845412
To be frank you just sound like a fucking idiot who thinks breaking his arm in high school will get him all the bitches

Drink bleach and then develop some social skills so you can get laid rather than wishing life was just like your Japanese cartoons

>>90834348
>tfw you will never be coerced into pleasuring a handsome predatory Aussie

;_;

>>90845702
granted im in a comited relationship now, but I was jealous of him and other people for a lot of things besides that. I dated girls before, but my dad had sex 1500 times. when he turned 19 he already had me. I'm about to be 19, I feel weird about it

>>90845962
Don't, have a normal life, unlike your trash father who got fucked by any desperate cougar.

>>90846140
There is literally nothing wrong with being a nationalist.

>>90846214
It's like you forgot that education has been shit for years, long before Trump decided he wanted to become President.

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>>90844143
That was actually really pleasant. Thanks for sharing.

>>90846196
hmm you have an interesting perspective anon. thanks. I'll try to stop comparing myself to him and others

>>90846318
Yeah but defunding EVERY GODDAMN THING and pouring the money into charter schools doesn't help.

>>90846559
Get fucking fucked, if you don't like it you can go to Canada.

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>>90845805
>Savior of Western Civilization
>Implying America isn't on track to be the Kansas of the West

>>90846608
No i can't. Canada tightened their immigration policy in response to Trump's election.

>>90838769
no, dating is having lots of sex for three weeks then trying to figure out if you actually like each other as people beneath all the hormones or you just wanted anyone in you pants and have been rationalizing away all their shitty personality flaws because they gave you dick

>>90834348
I was just reading a fellow Filipino commenting he don't see Filipino representation in another thread. Now I'm sad to see this

>>90848353
Did that thread get nuked? I don't see it anymore.

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>>90827125

>>90845805
>Savior
Please, if anything that faggot is going to make things worse for 4 years and then be America's most well-remembered mistake.

>>90845731
The real Aussie loli rapist/murderer in the Philippines is old as fuck

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>>90834348
>did a bunch of searching to see if the same people who made this made any more
And holy fucking shit, look what I found.

https://youtu.be/wQMYn2uDlTc

>>90827125

Wait isn't this animation a lot fucking smoother/better than what we get today? Or is it just me?

>>90848934

Jesus that's dark

>>90848934
Can someone please tell me neither of these happen in real life?

I'm gonna go back to watching the pussy crying about her nose being poked>>90848934

>>90849984

Neither of these happen in real life.
that's a lie of course. It absolutely happens in real life, anon. Child sex trafficking is very real.

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>>90849984
Good idea, we need something a little more lighthearted. Here's that lesbian loli learning how to dress.

https://youtu.be/iugZbbUvAmI

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>>90849984
The flow of content on the dark net has gotta come from somewhere. That montage of countless people looking through the pics is probably the most realistic part of that video.

>>90849984
Look up pizzagate.

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>>90848934
Man I ain't got time for this spanish shit

>>90836060
Realized Disney does chibi

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>>90851102
Oh, please. Why not tell him to look up the Satanic Panic while you're at it. There are more substantial things to look up than your retarded /pol/ urban legend. If you ever want something real to fuss about, rather than some drummed up tabloid fuckery, go peel the onion. See if you can find any of your secret cheese pizza cult parties down there in the real shit.

Not /co/ related but the dumbest PSA I've ever seen was that Australian one where these teenagers skip school and go to a beach only to find out It was riddled with landmines. The lesson? Don't skip school.

>>90845206
My first fantasy was soliciting older men for sex on the internet when my parents were away.
To catch a predator made it seem so easy.
I kinda assumed I'd be a pedophile when I grew up, because the fantasy would remain but the roles would switch.

>>90829665
T. Nicholas II of Russia

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>>90851554
>To catch a predator encourages horny tweens to go prowling for desperate old men with low impulse control.
>The hunter becomes the hunted as Chris Hansen goes undercover to try and stop 10~12 year old sex maniacs from luring sad sweaty NEETs into a life of crime.
I'd watch the shit out of that episode.

>>90828501
Not all Muslims are terrorists.

>>90832443
>Hillary Clinton and Shadgirl

>>90851330
Maybe the people ordered to make it were taking the piss. That's happened plenty of times before.

Man, I remembered playing butt tag with girls back then. I guess that's a no-no

>>90851574
Nicky did 6/28

>>90827206
I think it's probably like that one 2000 AD comic Chris Weston did with the Green Pedestrian Palm.

>>90849058
It's smoother because Richard Williams (who worked on Roger Rabbit and other stuff, and wrote The Animator's Survival Kit) worked on it.

>>90827640

>Dee grows up old with her cats because she didnt realize human contact is a huge part of socializing

>>90849058
that's Richard Williams for ya.

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>>90828183

LA duh!

>>90846746
How many acid attacks has Kansas had this year?

>>90831464

>tfw no women will talk about having positive sexual experience from an adult when they were a inor

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>>90852284
>that sounds like a job for captain condom

>>90830613
This one was pretty good. Sharon's death was the worst one and the final scene with the names of the kids that died that year got me.

>>90834348

@1:29 I thought the truck offed him

>>90838874
>Sounds tedious and apparently screws the kid up. Not worth the trouble

Good things come to those who wait.

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>>90830613
Each time a kid died, no one even so much as thought to look after the kids a bit closer?

Sure, one kid could die in a freak accident, but after fucking 2, 3, 4 deaths? These kids are god damned Darwinian. The parents have to want these kids to die

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2d will always be superior

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>>90852783
That's a thing of beauty right there.

>>90827125
> those rotations
> that "3D" effect
> modern animators are literally unable to reproduce this

>>90827600
The ultimate challenge.

>>90843930

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>>90852783
>Read it all in Carl's voice

>>90827966

so basically succubi from Interviews With Monster Girls

those private SNAFU shorts

Remember seeing a few when I was a kid on like, boomerang or something and found them interesting because I learned shit about the military I wouldn't know for years otherwise and also because they were pretty funny

>>90852676
It's kinda of surreal. You could say it's necessary for the bare narrative to keep going and continue to show children the possible dangers on a farm, but it's also almost like deliberate horror; "if you die you just disappear and it's like you never existed". It's not until the end we see a funeral and anyone, even the dead children's' parents, is seen to be upset by any of this.

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>>90827125
>mfw i realized this animation looks better compared to everything on tv at the time and surpasses a lot of modern animation

>>90844143
>the Navy made PSAs teaching servicement how to seduce girls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAuwpUfObcI

God Bless America ;_;7

>>90846296
Honestly I think nationalism is the biggest problem the West has faced in the past 3 centuries. The world would be a more peaceful and bountiful place without it.

>>90846296
patriotism is loving your country
nationalism is hating the rest of the world

>>90827125
The animation is so good
I want to see a legit Superman cartoon animated like this

>>90827062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qksgDvOSyRk

>expect a funny psa thread
>turns out to be bunch of weirdos talking about their fantasies
Why don't you creeps go back to your own containment board?

>>90827062
this is heavily exaggerated yet would make kids respect nature https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htj-Od-8dgg

>>90852783
>welcome to the nhk wa the worst piece of crap that I've ever seen
not only this man is a pedo, he also has pure shit taste

>>90850332
It reminds me a lot of a doujinshi I once read... I don't really mind the "my brother diddled me" ones, but it really bothers me that someone was trying to make sex trafficking erotic. I'm going to watch tiny toons, this has made me depressed.

>>90858701
>Watch a bunch of training films about Major Fuckup, operating aircraft and how battleship turrets work
>This comes up
I love however is responsible for these training movies. There has to be one for everything at this point.

>>90857438
>>90859348
>patriotism is loving your country
>nationalism is hating the rest of the World

Self criticism instead of blaming a boogeyman is sadly a long lost trait

>>90859348
STUPID murican... sometimes to love your country you have to hate the rest...

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>>90852049
No. It was Gavrilo Princip.

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>>90830613
>final destination

>>90830613
Where's the one about not playing on train tracks? I recall that had a stupidly high death count too, including a ton of kids getting run over in a tunnel or something.

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>>90827125
LITERALLY ME

>this man approaches you
>offers you some substance
>decide to try it out
that kid deserved death desu

>>90827640
>let me tell you this overly complicated story to tell you about me telling a friend what I want to tell to you

>>90860289
'ere you go m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slJyhOEo-SY

There's one more in what seems to be a series:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WicqUUOTQec&list=PLA526E1DAC155D2A8

They get progressively less horrific; the rail safety one is technically a child's daydream which causes him to wisely decide not to mess about and the building site one is full of outright fantasy as a single child dies again and again but is magically resurrected to be chided about his foolishness.

>>90860083
I'm not american. And you have a poor country if its virtues aren't sufficient to make it stand and you need to belittle others in order to be proud of it.

This is just about the scariest PSA ever made.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ2ur-taTas

>>90860554
>belittle others
>talking truthfully about other countries' huge fuckups instead of keeping silent about it
>belittle others
kek

>>90860540
>the kid is wearing tweed
I don't know what I expected.

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>>90831464
Mandatory NICEEEEEE

>>90860636
>1978

>>90860562
Grotesque imagery can only be effective if you accept the underlying principle; but why should I give a shit about the fur trade?

>>90845731
Feelsbadman that little slut got a free trip and cloths and a buff aussie. Is this what it feels like to be a women.

>>90860756
it's not the grotesque imagery, it's the mood

Litteral boobytraps:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPvn9rGYx6g

>>90860590
Way to miss the point.
Reread the two posts above yours; you can be proud of your country regardless of the state of the rest of the world. If you need to be surrounded by fuckups to see something positive about yourself, I pity you.

And since belittling and criticizing are two different things, no problem here!

>>90859477
Why are the kid pandas singing?

>>90829374
Oh, man, fucking DESTROYED. Even his grandmother is horrified at his rubbish willy. Was Alex the bad guy after all?

>>90861131
No, his willy was just rubbish.

>>90829016
I have a hard time understanding this accent.

t. non-anglo

>>90834068
You know, I wonder why each of these pedos would be so patriotic for their countries, considering pedophilia isn't legal in pretty much any of them.

You'd also think guys from America and similar nations would be really jealous of guys from countries where age of consent is like 12-14.

>>90831464
neighbor boy did stuff to me when I was 5 or less and he was 14. now I get gay streaks but I guess that is not a pc thing to say (his sister did stuff to me as well. I think it was because he did stuff to her too so my feelings on the subject are all kinds of fucked)

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>>90854806
underrated post

>>90852232
>>90852296
Why do I feel so bad for him?

>>90840672
is this Psychic Detective Yakumo or the other one with a trap boy

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>>90834866

>>90832149
>and can turn into a car...

>>90828951
>kid says "Sohrry"
Is this Canadian?
>Movie theater literally has French versions of the same movies
Okay this is Canadian.

https://vimeo.com/14493645

https://vimeo.com/14774569

>>90861794
He just wanted people to be safe.

>>90832711
It's all about context.

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>>90831636
Guffaw.

>>90844596
Watch house, 13 had the same proble(or maybe it was the blond one)

>>90862410
u mean Loud House or wut?

>>90843184
she stuck with her brother
>>90831636
things would go differently in Hawaii

>>90862466
House M.D. (TV Series 2004–2012)
www.imdb.com/title/tt0412142/

>>90832188
Maybe it is. Unzipping trying to entice her friend.

>>90827640
Where do you find this awesome stuff?

>>90829530
The song isn't even half bad.The message is a bit forced.

>>90860048
obama took option number 3, obscure the problem and deflect attention from it. no need to reflect or hate anyone if no one is noticing anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdTUnCShXPc

>>90863298
Also blame whitey.

>>90828951
>Never let the caller know you are alone.

Ok that's paranoia.

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>>90843146
kill yourself

>>90834068
So you mean normal /int/?

someone post the birds and the bees party ones

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>>90827727
That's some incredible animation for a commercial.

>>90839254
>Can two billion years of trial and error be wrong?
Dunno. Ever got allergies?

>>90834238
Frogpedo benefits from diplomatic immunity.

>>90862526
Yeah, there wasn't much there. I was hoping for at least a few more lewds and that pedobear one ended way too soon. It's sad.

Also wasn't there a Drawn Together gif I saw posted once of these two (or something similar) making out? I remember the boy tugged on her pony tail.

>>90863586
Confirmed for true bro.

>>90861854
That is Champ the serial killer pedophile clown with super powers from Akame ga Kill. It's not porn, but it does have some cute scenes. Meet dog, for example.

Champ was best boy, Run a shit, and he was taken from us far too soon much like JUSTICE. That comic went to total shit when the author pussied out on killing Mine so I can't recommend reading it.

>>90859531
This entire site is a containment board for "creeps," newfag.

I need some help to find a video.

There was a life action tv movie with a stupid mascot. There was a pedo photographer who took picture of girls and black mailed them.
This video was posted in a previous PSA thread.

>>90827647
/co/nrad is NOT into little girls, is he? Thicc, and furs maybe, but pedo?

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>>90829016

>>90864506
He is fetish flexible.

>>90832053
that beta shit pissed her off

>>90840250

Your story sound sad but relatable.


I would trade with you. -no gf wizard

>>90864155
> I'm SO telling mom.

Yeah there is

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Here is a little something from that cringy birds and bees psa

>>90865114
>>90863718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87lUoaGhUbU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilglSpeqpx8

>>90865183
>bird shitfaced
>bird bath suit
Top tier writing.

>>90865183
this seems extra weird when you remember that in the birds and bees metaphor birds are girls, and bees are guys.

>>90865183
>>90865416
All those lame bird/bee-related puns seem like they would be harsh racial insults in a society like that.

>>90864506
He is /co/ personified. So I guess with the conflict of opinion here he would be a self-hating pedo.

>>90865690
True.
>Bee brain

>>90865656
I think it's a pc thing because if they did it right then it could imply stuff and they try to be "neutral".

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>>90829016
bruh

>>90829756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnJdoNVYp58

This gives sumire 16 a dark turn.

>>90859897
You don't think sex trafficking can be erotic?

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>>90865114
>cringy birds and bees psa
They make it really hard to like the "reasonable" chacters.

>Fucking a drunk bee is rape, mkay?
>you changed my mind bro.

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>>90848934

7 8 23

>>90844143
Lawd... dem boobs...

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>>90848934
>It's a Barack Obama gets fat and moves to South America to molest children episode

>>90844143
Airman SECOND and he's already PCSing? Fucking hell I joined the wrong branch.

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>>90867704
Thanks Obama.

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>>90867489
Move the doll dammit I can't see what number you are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8M8I2SYEiA

>>90867489
The proportions are really fucked up on some of the background characters. 32 has a tiny fucking head and 63 looks more like a dwarf than a child.

23, 41, 7

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>>90848934
lol

>>90865656
How rude, our penises don't pop off when we're done.

>>90865183
Males don't have stingers.

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>>90830692
I fucking hate it when people I'm not familiar with touch me, even if it's just a pat on the back or something. I don't know where your hands have been, you barbarian.

>>90868861
>Thomas the tank engine
>Doesn't like to be touched

Double Autism

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https://youtu.be/VkY0xqtw6W8