>In the club >Suddenly, pic related walks up to your girl

Whip it out, babe.

run

>>90772040
>spoiler
Well, nice knowing you, babe.

Rip off my tattered shirt

>>90772040
Getting carried out of the club on a stretcher to go to the ER.

Smile and know he'll be dead of robot laryngeal cancer in a few years

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>>90772180
Fpbp

Run away before I'm called out to mop.

>>90772040
Take her to hospital, obviously. Her ass exploded.

Curl up into fetal position and cry.

Tell her "Au revoir, that's french for "you're dead babe!""

>>90772040
Throw her ass at him before it 'splodes.

Run before I get covered in scat

Sorry

>>90772040
Wonder where I left my sword.

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>mfw if Jack did whip out his sword, scatman would have used the vibrating fork dagger to destroy it

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>>90773993
>mfw it doesn't break anyways

I'm glad the series started off with this guy for the first big fight, he's fucking great.

>>90773993
Jacks sword cant be destroyed just like the scotsmans sword

It was explained when he fought the scotsman on the bridge

>>90772040
Brace for impact.

>>90772040
Beep boop till the butt boom.

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>>90773654

Shake it
Bake it
Booty quake it

>>90772040
Leave her for him if the blast doesn't kill me

>>90772040
I remind him that he's just a machine, an imitation of life.

Rip my girl's pants/skirt off and throw it on his face before it explodes

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>>90774073
Same. We get a few pretty dark scenes including child abuse and that river of the dead bit

Then we get Sammy Davis Ian Anderson murderbot. Perfect.

>>90772040
Forget my purpose.

>>90772040
She's dead?

Attempt to become bro with robot

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>fug her one last time before she esplodes (got plenty of time for that)
>take credit from Scatbot and attempt to convince people muh dick is just that powerful