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[NEW RELEASES]
>New episodes at 7pm EDT
???: "Lion 4: Alternate Ending"
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>Room for Ruby
Mega: https://mega.nz/#!DpAUkaAb!s_v1KG4O29Phex4mrF1RiFuTk8c_YnybRTRyxj5lrRI
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x19.mp4
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>Issue 1 of new Steven Universe ongoing comic
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[NEWS]
>New game "Save the Light" coming soon to consoles
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https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1608869962/
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OP's pic is from that "This is my weapon!" artist right
peri a cute
>>90765961
that's based gnome-no
>>90765945
Mmmm you're tempting fate a little with that image anon.
>>90765974
gnome-no is a lapidirt right? Eh...
lapiven
>>90765997
Gnome-no likes a lot of things.
>>90765997
gnome-no is anything desu
I always finish on a gnome-no Lapis even when I'm watching regular porn
I'm back /sug/, my connection broke and two whole generals are born and die!?
Anyway, what did I miss?
>>90766087
Absolutely nothing, you're wasting your life here.
>No new episode this week
Why
>>90766174
5 episode steven bomb finale
watch it all be leaked tonight
>>90766284
If they leak the next bomb a month early again, I will laugh so fucking hard.
>>90766087
you missed a bona fide shipping war but sugs chill now
>>90765964
too bad they've made her into a midget gremlin
Not even a Lapidirt, but I had a rather arousing dream that involved a threesome with myself included.
>>90766384
Only when Raven's boarding her.
Peridot is fine nowadays, but giving her the Limb Enhancers back so she can make NEW stuff would be pretty great.
Maybe whittle them down into gloves, boots and armour and make them fly with metal powers.
>>90766384
yeah
I'm still a perifag at heart but I try to remember her as she was, not what she's become
Poil
At the risk of sounding like/being a Jaspercuck, I honestly enjoy Jasper as a villain. The desperate search for purpose, the deeply repressed loneliness, the anger she feels over the loss of her diamond. Cruel bitch though she might be, I don't even care if she gets redeemed, I just hope she finds peace within herself. I think that's all she wants, and that's all I want too.
tl;dr, Jasper = Best Gem
Which gem do you sympathise with?
>>90766535
None, I can't sympathize with resource parasites that want to exterminate our entire planet and all of it's glorious and unique flora and fauna.
>>90765945
Reminder that SU stole all the ideas from the manga Houseki No Kuni.
>>90766586
As if that exact description doesn't summarize exactly what humanity does.
Why does lapis' hair get bigger with each episode?
>>90766637
>Houseki No Kuni
Literally who?
>>90766637
Everything is stolen from everywhere. Get over yourself you fucking weab
>>90766660
Where is that pic of destroyed earth when I need it?
>>90766664
She stores all her pent-up rage in her pomp.
>>90766664
>>90766660
>>90766763
>>90766831
>Core is exposed to void of space
I'm sorry what?
>>90766845
Homeworld.
>>90766586
>>90766845
what about it anon?
>>90766664
She's secretlya greaser
>>90766812mas grande
>>90766917
>>90766637
Lmao back to /a/ with you weeb, enjoy your chinese cartoons.
>>90766986
Fucking hell, anon. Kek
>>90761497
Thanks anon
I'm one of the ones that asked you to upload it
>>90766435
She's still great, anon. Don't let the "meme barn" meme get to you.
>>90766986
If Pearl actually flipped and drew her Spear, ready to kill Steven for Rose, how would the other gems react? Would they save him or?
Why do the episodes keep getting worse and worse?
>>90767217
I think at this point in the series the gems would protect Steven over Rose. He planted the seeds of doubt in Pearl's mind. Amethyst has fought with him. Garnet knows he's destined for greatness.
Notice the gems don't really speak of rose anymore with the fervent reverence of the past
>>90767278
Room for Ruby was okay.
>Pearl smiled as Steven kicked wildly, the white rag kept over his mouth snd nose.
>She felt the cold air, brush against her hand as Steven breathed in through the rag.
>Her other hand, felt his heart begin to slow, as his chest contracted.
>"Shhh, shh thst it Steven, you've had a long day, just sleep now"
>Steven's kicking slowed down, to slight movements as Pearl saw his ryes close slowly
>She kept the rag over his mouth, as his heart slowed from its frantic pace to a crawl as well.
>>90767287
Hi
>>90767309
>it's an "enemy is pretending to be a friend and turns out to be an actual enemy and garnet lets it happen" episode
>>90767278
> le declining show meme
>>90767321
>>90767287
Canon
>Greg fucked and had a kid with and spent the best years of his life in love with an Ayylmao
>>90767287
Is this legit?
>>90767287
https://youtu.be/b_ILDFp5DGA
>>90767159
This.
I'm a Perifag because I have a soft spot in my heart for redeemed villains.
I understand how people misinterpret some of her antics as being "memes" but I find her cluelessness charming.
I find it fascinating to see how someone such as herself who comes from a very structured, planned, and organized background where she had one role to play with no expectation or urge to go against her predetermined role suddenly let loose upon the chaotic freedom of Earth and being a Crystal Gem.
It's easy to view her behavior as childish, but I find it rather genuine for her character. She's just so fascinated with new concepts, items, and ideas that she's in a constant state of discovery, like a child. Now, don't twist my words. I certainly don't view her as a child, it's only childlike wonder.
Anyway, sorry about the blog post. I'll make it up by drawing a picture, and pour me another rum buck.
Quick easy request?
Where have all the writefags gone...
>>90767416
A circle.
>>90767416
Amedot?
>>90767416
One of the CG's preferably Steven "Redeeming" Peridot over a ticket counter.
>>90767416
Pearl giving anons the finger
>>90767416
you're totally right. honestly I love Peri post-redemption, it's just the last 2 episodes she's been in (TNCG and RfR) that both her art and her personality has been really off, but 2 episodes of less-than-ideal doesn't mean she's gonna be stuck that way forever.
Bring back fucking Mayor Dewey
>>90767416
Peridoodly Booty.
So is there ANY chance of Peri getting her limb enhancers back? Or would her not being a fucking dwarf be somehow against the show's message or something.
>>90767508
That's not the only problem, I'd talk about them but /sug/ doesn't exactly debate.
>>90767524
What happened to his wife or GF?
>>90767416
Peridot discovering her gem weapon and being disappointed in it
If I want to fuck Smoky does this mean I'm a pedo now?
Because she's half Steven and he's 14.
But Amethyst is over 5000 years old. This balance Steven, right?!
>>90767578
Are you looking at Smoky mathematically or chronologically?
Or alternatively use the Harkness test.
>>90765945
Always right.
>>90767542
Her limb enhancers are probably beyond salvageable now.what if her gem weapon is a pair of gloves and boots akin to what a construction worker or an engineer would wear?
>>90767542
If they were going to give them back they would have done it by now. And yes it would go against the show's message that you're perfect the way you are and that there's no need to try and compensate for your disabilities because you are Magneto now.
>>90766307
That would basically confirm they want to kill the show.
>>90767658
Ah. I see. So if you have a physical disability just wait to manifest mutant powers.
>>90767416
I've been saying that too before but than you'll be very often called autistic. Apparantly it's not allowed too enjoy a character like that. I did prefer her S2/early S3 self the most, missing a bit of her serious side. However I still think she's lovable and once HW returns she should come around again.
Anyway for a request: We've seen Peridot try different glasses before which looks silly because she always wears visors anyway. So how about Peri with a monocle?
>>90767637s-sauce?
>>90767508
I think the lack of a powerful knowing government is an interesting subversion in the Steven Universe.
>>90767526
ITT we write an episode of steven universe
>>90767814
You want peace? Spend 10 minutes on 4chumblr, that's what peace gets us.
greg x pearl
is best ship
>>90766637
No, Steven Universe is far more gay.
>>90767757
SU also has a different earth that has no effect on history.
Nothing evident to prove religion's existence.
And they do nothing with these, NOTHING AT ALL.
>>90767806
>Opening. Poppy music plays as we start with an establishing shot of Beach City hospital
>Dr. Priyanka Maheswaran: "Well Steven, we got your biopsy results back from the lab. It really doesn't look good..."
>>90767376
>>90767382
That was clearly drawn by Socks.
Just blatantly, stupidly, clear.
>>90767806
Where do we begin?
>>90767338
Ruby wasb rooting for Navy, Sapphire saw through her facade.
>>90767768
Now draw her sitting on someone's face, please.
>>90767870
Because that's not the focus of the show.
>>90767814
fuck me
>>90767922
And homeworld gets away with scarring earth?
And subjecting humanity to enslavement and domestication?
All because of the point of view of a child?
>>90767879
No she doesn't
>>90767974
STEVEN IS NOT FOR POILHe's for Amethyst.
>>90767814
Okay this made me laugh.
>>90767971
I'm talking about the theme of the show not the perspective.
>>90767971
they destroyed russia and florida, they did earth a favor
>>90768003
>SOL x Comedy.
>Action x Drama.
Slight loophole there.
>>90768006
Realistically even though Russia was a piece of shit in nearly every time period without them Germany probably would have captured Britain quite quickly
>>90767806
Peridot goes to a convention
>>90767814
fuck off leddit
>>90767989
I wonder if Pearl and Garnet would be weirded out by Steven and Amethyst having a romantic relationship together.
I think it would make missions awkward when they keep holding hands, giggling at each others jokes, and kissing when they think Garnet and Pearl aren't looking.
>>90767806
Lapis can't stop eating.
>>90768051
world war 2 also never happened so we're good there
i'm waiting for the mods to force us to /trash/
>>90768091
Probably as soon as Lion 4 airs.
>>90768091
tomorrow
>>90768104
If it airs anytime soon.
have a doodle
no context I don't know what she's doing or why I just drew it
>>90768104
Lion 4 is delayed (as expected)
>tfw we'll never see adult connie in the show
>>90766535
As a Jasperfag, Jasper, and her ending up happy is what I want much more than actual redemption as well.
>>90766586
Aren't humans pretty parasitic? Gems don't even need any resources to live after they've popped out of the ground.
>>90768126
>>90768118
It's just next week right?
RIGHT?
>>90768087
But then Israel and the ties between America and Europe would be nigh non-existent and uncomfortable.
Not to mention ANZACS, Winston Churchill, and most shows would be non-existent as well.
WW2 is a global event that changed the world.
>>90768152
>>90766986
Cough.
>>90768168
https://news.sug.rocks/lion-4-schedule-update/
delayed
>>90768122
I appreciate your doodle!
>>90768197
Mother.
Fucker.
Is a regular fucking release schedule TOO MUCH TO ASK
>>90768197
We better get a fucking bomb to end this season.
>>90768233
it seems we could get a bomb eventuallyi hope
>>90767714
Sorry. I draw slow.
>>90765945
WHEN DOES THE NEXT EPISODE AIR?
>>90768193
I think that should be blamed on the diamonds making selfish decisions by wanting to fully colonize planets rather than gems natural wants and needs. It's the same as humans killing each other over land and wiping out forests in order to build cities.
do gems get tan lines?
>>90768315
sug.rocks
>>90768285
Holy fuck I love it. Would even make a good reaction image. Thanks!
>Slow
You weren't slow at all
>>90768319
but gems need planets like earth in order to make new gems, and the process of making new gems apparently sucks the life out of planets somehow
>>90768197
Welp, see you all in May... or June... or whenever CN decides to acknowledge SU's existence again.
>Navy fell from space and immediately got up with little to no affects
Holy shit no wonder they're homeworld's infantry. Fighting five fused together must be a nightmare.
>>90768368
>You weren't slow at all
It feels like it.
>Lion 4: internal schedule says "not yet"
PANIC
>>90768319
If we had colonization allowing us to populate other worlds such events would not happen.
Homeworld has terraforming civilians for hells sake!
And soldiers capable of regenerating life!
If we humans had such capabilities beforehand all destruction we have wreaked upon our planet would never occur!
We would probably abandon it and have all of mars to ourselves!
>>90768396
i love waiting
>>90768285
That's a cute and smug Peri, love it.
>>90768285
>>90768422
*planetary colonization capabilities
>>90766006
canon
I'm actually really excited to go to /trash/. if you can ignore all the lapiven rape greentext, the quality of conversations there is generally a lot better.
>PPG is actually getting new episodes
Okay I know contracts are a thing but what the fuck who is allowing this
>>90768233
Yes
What the fuck was up with Steven's faggot walk in the beginning of Rocknoaldo?
>Steven is braced against bathroom door.
>He tried desperately to keep the door shut pressing his body mass to the door.
>Sweat ran down his face and his heart pumped fast, he was so scared.
>His cloths were torn up and he had scratch marks and love bits all over his face, neck and chest.
>Steven suddenly heard on the other side of the door.
>"Steevvvvvveeeeeen! I know your in there, you cant hide from me and you know it, just come out, I swear I'll be more gentle this time."
>It was Lapis right outside the door.
>She had puffed and bubbled all the other gems and now she was trying to do perverted things to him.
>Steven was scared he was all alone in his big house with no one to help him and Lapis wanted to have more "fun" with him.
>It was then that Steven heard banging at the door.
>"Let me in Steven... I just want to play with you."
>Steven said in a scared voice "Please stop this Lapis just unbubble my friends and let me go I don't want to do this."
>Lapis giggled "Your so cute when your scared Steven don't worry ill protect you."
>Lapis then managed to get her arm through the door and put her arm around Steven.
>Lapis gently stroked Steven cheek as the boy whimpered in fear.
>Lapis then burst through the wooden door and the force pushed Steven to the tiled floor.
>Lapis pinned Steven to the ground, keeping hold of his arms.
>Lapis then forced her tongue down Steven throat giving him a rough sloppy kiss.
>Lapis giggled "Theirs no one to protect you from me now Steven, your mine and you and I are going to have so much fun together...."
>Steven was then stripped of his cloths as Lapis went primal wanting only to fuck like a wild bunny with the gem she loves.
>CN pulled Lion 4 at the last minute due to poor ratings
This is all your guys' faults.
>>90768381
>Not Lapis(s)
You tried.
>>90768521
(Insert Kratos wearing Stevens shirt)
ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!
>>90768521
E;R spotted
>>90768489
>>90768537
god see this is what I mean
>Steven felt sleepy, as Lapis arms enveloped him in a gentle hug.
>She smirked, seeing sleeping pill laced food work, Steven lost to his body and fell asleep.
>Soon he would be hers, forever.
>>90768553
>>90768575
>if you can ignore the lapiven rape greentext
>>90768489
>>90768537
Speak of the devil.
I wouldn't even mind it so much, it's easy enough to ignore, but it's always so out of character.
>>90768420
>>90768547
>Last minute
Why are you acting like this is news? Last week we already knew they delayed the episode
>>90768547
it was never on the official schedule. zap2it has been consistently correct on episodes but not the dates
>>90768571
Emergency room?
WHERE ARE THE LEAKS I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL FUCKING WEEK
What if Blue and Yellow Peael came to earth and formed a tight social clique with Steven, but forbid our Pearl to join? What if they laughed at her outfit?
>PD creates medics in case gems get cracked or shattered
>No other diamond thought of that
>In the thousands or millions of years of their existence did they think of making medics
>Then they bubble them all after one medic rebelled
>Which was 5000 years ago
>And they probably still don't have a replacement for Rose Quartzes
>>90768651A /pol/fag youtuber who really hates SU
>>90768485
canon
I will not take my debateable questions to /trash/.I'm the main guy who attempts to start debates on /co/ /sug/ but nothing happens.
Why would I go there?
i just want to play StL
>"Mc BearBear! You have a Tear Tear!"
>This is a 13 year old saying this
Is Steven developmentally challenged?
>>90768651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlqEvkhl0So
Thou are /sug/, so /trash/ befits thee of course.
>>90768683
There's still plenty of discussions on /trash/, it's just mixed in with loads of porn. I find /trash/ a little bit more conducive to in-depth discussion, actually. It's more chill, less shitposters are around.
>>90768697
you are a bitter cunt
>>90768697
He is aSKAVEN!
>>90768605
Is this an old thing?
I'm not sure.
>>90768697
Probably? Doesn't really matter overall.
>>90768616
>Lapis being a rapist.
>Out of character.
Do we even watch the same show anon?
>>90768729
>It's looking like the show is now in hiatus, once again
>show returns in x month(s) with a nice Stevenbomb
>tfw the whole fucking bomb leaks super early again
>>90768720
I doubt /trash/ /sug/ would debate SU's technical history and modified earth.
>>90765945
Where is the sauce on ops pic
None of my image searches worked.
>>90768773
She loves Steven above all else, she wouldn't rape him.
>>90768773
>raping her bestie
>>90768723
Not them, but don't project, people are allowed to be critical of things you depend on to escape the horrors of reality.
>>90768808
gnome-no.soup.io
>>90768807
You'd be surprised. You ever spend a hiatus in /trash/?
Garnet
>>90768668
I love Steven Universe. I just hate blatantly shoehorned faggoty overtones.
>>90768666
The healing power hasn't been used on shattered gems, besides that, how do we know they haven't made Rose Quartzes obsolete?
An interesting point Satan, overall.
>>90768883
That porl is like 40lbs too thicc.
>>90768851
I'm too new for that.
>>90767870
canon
>>90768842
who's the one projecting?
>>90768883
>limb enhancers
gross
>>90768907
Gross
What will Greg think about Steven's sexual relationship with the Gems?
>>90768817
>>90768826
Its true that Lapis loves Steven but she is still a rapist at heart.
Steven is the only gem she truly cares about and tries hard not to hurt him.
But her inner desires are stronger then her will.
She may not want to but the desire to rape Steven will overwhelm her to the point that she wont even care if she hurts Steven.
Even if both Lapis and Steven don't want it Lapis wont be able to help herself from ravaging Steven
have another doodle
goodnight
>>90768961
just stop
>>90768935
8/10
would allow to rape me
>>90768859
Is hot and will refuse every single advance from anyone else, forever.
>>90768957
Says the anon who goes to that hellhole.
>>90768848
Oh shit thanks anon
>>90768952
Ooh, you got me.
>>90768961
>But her inner desires are stronger then her will.
This is the same gem who kept an unwilling partner trapped in a fusion for almost a year, and made it out of millennia of solitary confinement with her mind mostly intact. Lapis probably has the strongest willpower out of any character on the show.
>>90768959
He'd be upset at first but he knows the irresistible allure of rock pussy so he'll let it be for Stevens sake
>>90768988
You fucking coward, LIVE!
>>90768907
Well, maybe give it a shot, it's really not as bad as other anons sometimes make it out to be.
>>90769026
that's inspiring, you should work for one of those suicide hotlines
>>90769019
>>90769036
It's hell, with porn.
I've been there, not during hiatus, but I've been there.
Good thing in-dicks-er is kill.
>>90769068
It's not normal to have to sift through horrible porn for 5 minutes in order to have a conversation with people, red board "discussion" is usually just circlejerking nonsense.
>>90769089
>Amethyst in general + Pearls lust = Opal's forgetfulness.
I'm feeling sad and tired, please post comfy Stevens.
>>90769068
>I've been there, not during hiatus,
Oh, it's shit when it's not during hiatus, then it's just endless shitty porn.
>>90769089
holy shit, it's real..
>>90769089
Greg you fuckin MADMAN
This Gnome no posting needs to stop. STEVEN IS NOT FOR SEXUAL DAMN IT
>>90769123
You can't think straight when lust takes over, wait.... why do gems feel love in the first place?
Or any emotion for that matter....
>>90769157
>>90769154
go back leddit
Can't wait for OK KO
>>90769215
Steven is Asian?
>>90768773
We all know she's a rapist, we just don't think she'd rape Steven.
>>90769233
i can't wait to die
>>90765945
When does it get 'good' because I'm on episode 13 and I'm seriously bored as fuck with this show.
>>90769249
Steven will cleanse Lapis of her rapist thoughts.
>>90769260
I can't wait to give birth
>>90768988
>Not Yellow Pearl Smug face.
You wil not be missed.
>>90769265
when you succ
>>90766399
sadly are not soft, is like touching a statue
>>90769157
I don't give a flying shit about your shitty headcanon, you can fantasize about whatever retarded shit you want, but no one else here cares, do you not get that? there's no point to your endless shitposting but to be wasting your own goddamn time
>haven't enjoyed the show in a long time
>don't care about the characters anymore
>still come here because I have nothing better to do
>>90769249
>We just don't think she'd rape Steven
>>90769312
it's just you who thinks otherwise
>>90769333
Is this a cum sandwich
>>90768237
Rose and Pearl look really gross in this comic.
Like they're both suffering from fatal illnesses.
>>90769333
i bet it tastes great
>>90769008
What if Peridot inherits rapist-like traits and desires from Lapis after living with her for so long? What if SHE is the gem who will rape Steven out of love because her willpower is not as strong as Lapis'?
>>90768091
You could always go to /po instead.
>>90769339
I really want to see more Peridot's
>>90769265
around episode 52. I'm only half joking. Unfortunately the good episodes are interspersed with a lot of crap episodes early on, but the ratio does slowly improve. and even the crap episodes are worth watching as a decent amount of them set up important plot/character points that get brought up later down the line.
here's a handy chart of the season 1 IMDB ratings
i wish all of these redditors would go away
>>90769431
Why don't they have limb enhancers?
>>90768485
>not referencing the classic square steam icon
>>90769359
No, it's a sandwich withdemayoin it.
>>90769371
Ask Amethyst.
>>90769456
Does Steven really need to use his Gem powers to have sex?
>>90769068
>I've been there, not during hiatus, but I've been there.
/trash/sug/ is actually pretty good during hiatus.
It strikes that perfect balance between /co/sug/ and /trash/sug/ when we're not on hiatus.
>>90768697
>you never talk like a retard to pets/childhood toys in private
>>90769434
Season 1 is easily the best season. Season 2 is pretty good, and season 3/4 have a lot of shit episodes. If that anon doesn't like the show by episode 13 he probably just doesn't care for the show.
>>90769476
How else would he pop a mystical growing boner that can extend and expand at will?
>>90769476
How else will you have tiny finger sized cats lick your butt hole while you get sucked off?
>>90769453
Maybe they're era 1.
>>90769516
Then they should be taller.
>>90769476
Why wouldn't he, I bet the gems would like to taste his tentadick.
>>90769308
I'm sorry anon. I hope the show wins you back again eventually.
>>90769516
>Era 1 Peridots
>Just as small as the Era 2 Peridot that we know.
That wouldn't make sense.
>>90769456
What is the source of the mayo sandwich?
>>90767379
>>90767376
post more Greg.
>>90769453
They only wear them when out in the field, otherwise they're running around like rats.
>>90769496
Fair enough- honestly I didn't like Season 1 all that much at least until half way through. I honestly nearly gave up on SU when I first binged it until I got to eps like Ocean/Mirror Gem and Roses Scabbard
>>90769586
>>90769544
>>90769576
Why wouldn't they be? They don't really need to be tall.
>>90769496
To put it another way, 3 and 4 have some of the BEST episodes. It's just that S4 has a lot of chaff to sift through.
Will any episode ever top Onion Gang?
>>90769586
>>90769607
>>90769621
>3 and 4 have some of the BEST episodes
lel
How about instead of lapiven rape greentexts we make gem torture greentexts?
Or least Lapis raping someone that isn't Steven, Christ.
it's ok guys, they're delaying lion 4 so they can push Lapis Lays An Egg up
>>90769666
Like Steven filling Lapis with his gem eggs.
>>90769607
>>90769637
>Purico is not drawing Steven Universe hunks 24/7
What's his problem?
>>90769666
How about something else entirely Satan?
Smut.
Anyone, just smutty.
>>90769544
>>90769576
There's no indication of that, actually.
We know that Era 1 Peridots have powers and can shapeshift, but Peridot never said anything about them being taller.
>>90769705
You're not requesting him to draw Steven Universe hunks. Go to his tumblr blog and ask for it, I've had the Smoky and Pearl and this piece requested and he did both.
>>90769701
Okay this might actually be funny.
But Steven lays his eggs in every female.
Not at the same time, preferably.
>>90769716
Well we'd need to go to /trash/ for that. And hey as long as there's some pain in there I'd go for it.
>>90769701
>>90769754
What the hell happened to the THICC Lapis idea?
>>90769586
>>90769586
>>90769769
Steven Anakin when?
>>90768237
Aaaaaw
>>90765945
>>90765979
Can I get the sauce on that image?
>>90769126
>>90767278
Artist?
>>90769948
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=16398681
>>90769931
Lapidirts get out.
>>90768726
>Bismuth and Jasper present
I accept this
>>90768805
At this point I'm just enjoying this shitfest of a ride
>>90769931
lapidirtfags should kill themselves
I request me a lewd lappy wappy~
So what are we going to talk about?
>>90769924
>>90768848
pay attention anon
>>90766535
The salt, the thirst, the cuckening. It's like looking in a mirrorexcept Pearl is going to get a gf at the end of this five year run
>>90769931
gems in fall and winter is super comfy.
I need more
>>90767870
Fucking hell, what happened to the Russkies?
>>90770233
Siberia sank.
Biggest gem dick?
>>90770233
No one knows because the crewniverse just won't worldbuild.
how many thicc, pink-haired humans do you think Pearl is going to "socialize" with?
>>90770117
>It's like the sequel no one asked for
How ironic they would say that in such an episode.
Honestly, what the hell happened to the show? It used to make me so happy. Now I feel more like I'm watching it because I'm obliged to, rather than because I enjoy it.
>>90770086
>lapidirt
You have to be 18 to post on 4chan, friend.
>>90770289
None, they're all blank.
Except Steven.
>>90769728
I think it's implied since the meme Doritos has limb ENHANCERS
>>90770296
I don't know, How many more times is 50 cent gonna get shot and survive
>>90770197
Smoky isn't a girl, anon
>>90770224
Its not much..but hope this helps
>>90770289
Garnet
>>90770289
Malachite's stalactite
>>90770289
Steven and Smoky are the only Gems with dicks, so Smoky.
>>90770289
The biggest gem would have the biggest dick. A gem can't shapeshift something that's much bigger than herself, so it'd have to be a fusion or one of the diamonds. I think it'd be the temple fusion or a fusion of the diamonds.
>>90769614
>>90769728
Them being not short seems to be implied with Peridot's enhancers making her taller. If it was just about the powers, why bother having limb enhancers that make her bigger?
>>90770385
>A Gem can't shapeshift something that's much bigger than herself
>>90770373
This.
>>90770340
For jasper lovers out there
>>90770336
>my gemryan waifu getting SMOKED by her wife's son
Are you seriously going to stand there and deny, deny in the face of the Smoking (as it were) Gun that there is no Jewish agenda to degrade Western culture?
>>90766637
Anon, I like HnK too, but can we not associate the two series together, ever?Those moon people turned out to be cuter than I expected though
>>90770311
It's just a downer season anon. Things can still turn around.
>>90770340
Sweet Jesus, that's adorable
>>90770233
This happened before Russia existed as a country, so they probably don't exist in the state we know, if at all.
>>90770392
Because they needed them to be bigger to fit all of the technology? Those things probably had batteries powering them, little hard drives for her logs, whatever the fuck she used to walk on the walls, and who knows what else?
>>90770340
Picture like this make me feel melancholy
>>90770429
>nurturing stone
>>90770429
Not pictured is Jasper shaking the baby faster than humanly possible for four and a half minutes straight.
>>90770455
Get ready for another 'hnnnnngggggg'
yellow pearl likes to boogey-woogey
>>90770340
>Greg is still alone after all that time.
That's worse.
>>90770429
>Pink Diamond implanted a hidden subroutine in all her quartz gems to protect and nourish organic life on top of their primary purpose as ground soldiers
Jasperdemption arc soon my /freaks/. Stay strong. Stay strong for mother.
>>90770340
>no jasper
seems pretty accurate to me
>>90768285amaet?
>>90770476
>Crystal Gem Star on her chest
>nobody blinks an eye
Explain this shit.
>>90770504
I'd bang centipede
>>90770504
I didn't hnnnng. I was more disgusted by her design and the fact that her gem isn't on her face
>>90770526
Jasper is taking the picture, obviously.
>>90770504
Byootiful
>>90770373
>Rainbow Quartz Jr. is revealed
>Pearl's first line after unfusing is "Steven's penis" in the same tone you would use if you got someone else's poop on your clothes
>>90770529
No idea what you're talking about, sorry.
>>90770432
The show was created by a Jewish woman, of course there's interracial propaganda.
>>90770504
Doesn't she already know how to express herself. It's not like she forgot how to talk or anything, her beak just can't facilitate the motions necessary for speech. Hell, she still writes in perfect gemish.
>>90770540
The star wasn't the CGs symbol until they met Greg.
Though bloople, BD, and the famethyst still should have been able to recognize them regardless.
>>90770518
The picture contains plenty of possible variants for Greg.
>>90770405
It's stated in Steven's Birthday that a gem can't hold a shapeshifted form for very long. I imagine that's even harder when a gem shapeshifts something gigantic.
>>90770540
>Amethyst cracks when she falls off a cliff.
>Navy survives re-entry from outer space.'
And most of the shit at the beginning of the thread.
>>90770578
Rainbow's dick is longer, but Smoky's dick is girthier.
>>90767989
Steven is forharem end.
>>90770605
Centipeetle is just playing along with Steven.
>>90770540
Holly Blue is too much of a caste-blind snob to pay attention to a lowly Pearl when her WONDROUSLUMINOUSLUSTROUSDIAMONDS and HER CLARITY are touring her station
The famethysts are following stormtrooper protocol: if command doesn't give the order don't bother or you risk getting Force-choked/shattered
YD and BD were in the middle of their own drama and like all aristocracy the help is largely invisible. It's not the plot hole you think it is anon.
>>90770429
>>90770429
I think this is the cutest redeemed Jasper comic
>>90770659
>>90770633
>Amedot.
>Pearlnet.
He still looks alone to me.
Wait where's Lapis?
this show is for weenies
>>90770657
What about the Garnet/Steven fusion?
>>90770340
>>90770684
>>90770668
Yep. Most of SU's plot criticisms in a nutshell. People overthink shit.
>>90770688
That hurt my feelings
>>90770688
Dependent upon the person.
>>90770709
Butthurt
>>90770466
Or maybe era 1 Peridots are tall, and they wanted to mimic that. Gem tech probably doesn't need big clunky batteries.
>>90770693
Out of each Steven fusion with a single person, Garnet/Steven has the biggest dick.
The ranking for length goes like this:
Garnet/Steven > Rainbow 2.0 > Smoky > Steven = Stevonnie
Girth-wise:
Garnet/Steven > Smoky > Rainbow > Steven = Stevonnie
Stevonnie's dick is the same as Steven's as Connie contributes nothing to it.
>>90770746
>ifunny
Great punchline
>>90770702
>>90770688
If every pork chop were perfect
>>90770767
Okay, now where do Peridot/Steven, Lapis/Steven, and Milky Quartz rank?
>>90770781
There would still be nazis
HEEEY kids come to my stream, i'll be doing some requests.
https://picarto . tv/DeadCarl
>>90770749
Yeah
>>90770767
But none of them contribute to it.
Only a GregSteven fusion would have the true murdercock.
>>90770688
Okay.
>>90770289
Pearl's
>>90770792
Milky Quartz doesn't have a penis, just a second pair of breasts where their penis should be
>>90770781
What is a perfect pork chop? It's a pork chop. Low tier food.
>>90770825
As long as you do more of this BD, is all good.
Maybe bending over?
>>90766845
Anon, gems don't need to breathe and IT'S A FUCKING PLANET WHICH HAS ITS OWN GRAVITY AND THUS WOULD RETAIN ATMOSPHERE YOU FUCKING NIMROD STOP TRYING TO BE CLEVER ON THE INTERNET
>>90770792
Peridot/Steven's is smaller than Smoky's but girthier than Rainbow's
Lapis/Steven's is longer but less girthier than Rainbow's.
Jasper/Steven's dick is longer and girthier than Garnet/Steven's, but at the cost of being harder to erect and with reduced cum output. More complications might arise.
>>90770832
Greg/Steven's is a wild card, it can override a Gem's form so that they are able to get pregnant at the sheer look of it, but it is incredibly fertile.
>>90770554
>>90770825
Taking request?Because I stole this one.
Requesting the refs on the far left, but with Blue Diamond. And instead of cash, it's Pink Diamond's bubbled gems.
>>90770792
Who's Milky Quartz?
LEAK THE BOMB ALREADY
>>90770962
A bomb is made out of solid matter, therefore it cannot leak.
>>90770825
Do some butt-stuff/thighs-stuff with Sugilite.
>>90770687
>Pearlnet
Garnet is self-sufficient. Pearl and Greg stand by Steven's sides, though.
Lapis is on the far right, cucking Priyanka.
>>90770825
More of this please
>>90771004
Oh, over there.
Greg still looks alone though.
>>90766637
I went ahead to binge read the manga because this post got me intrigued on what the fuck Houseki No Cummies was.
Educational posts
What would visiting a gem world be like?
>>90770950
the milkiest fusion
>>90767336
shitty generic face and generic anime hair with overemphasized bangs. if you took off the star and (wrong-shaped) gem it wouldn't be identifiable.
>>90770950
Some faggot's retarded oc
ZACHARY IS NOT FOR SEX!
>>90770906
>BD will never sit on your face
Just shatter me f.am radio I don't even care anymore
>>90770825
Lapis doing the Marylin Monroe skirt thing.
>>90771054
https://youtu.be/izcEbiK8B5o?t=1m29s
>>90769126
>>90771094
SORRY thought we were on /trash/ still
>>90767508
there's a lot of weird little things that suggest an extreme lack of government. eg. people rioting and burning down a nearby town mentioned off-handedly.
>>90770935
OH SHIT.
>>90771094
>>90771129
/trash/ still has a steven universe general running
then again, I'd rather people not shitpost in it
>>90771054
No ozone layer to shield you from cosmic rays, no atmosphere thick enough to breathe, and too little gravity to keep your bones and muscles from atrophying. So all in all 4/10 mite b cool
>>90771094
>>90770935
i'm sleepy
ZACHARY IS NOT FOR SEX!
>>90771206
hi sleepy
I'm sad
>>90771208
Agreed.
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
>>90770935
I can't believe this type of stuff is intentional anymore, given the quality of recent episodes
>>90770935
So?
>>90766664
>>90766812
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY HAIR!?
>>90770668
Plus, even if the diamonds did look at Pearl's chest, they likely wouldn't notice.
Yellow Pearl was about as tall as YD's hand, iirc? Imagine a 5/6 inch person standing a few feet away from you. Even if you squinted and saw the tiny speck of yellow on their top, chances are you wouldn't be able to distinguish that it was a star.
>>90771244
nice to meet you sad
>>90771176
> No ozone layer to shield you from cosmic rays
Planetary magnetic field stops cosmic rays and star wind, ozone layer merely blocks UV.
Yesterday on Omegle I played Lapis and had the hottest cybersex in my entire life. The guy was so dominant it felt like he's a legit rapist.
>>90771342
Thanks for sharing.
>>90771342
>>90771342
That was me. We should do it again sometime
>>90771342
Kill yourself
>>90770307
Excellent!
now I wanna snuggle it~
>>90771320
Informative! Would hollowing out a planet to such an extreme degree affect the magic bubble what protects us from big words and coastal liberal elitists that our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ enveloped the Earth in 6000 years ago at the dawn of all creation?
>>90771043
Im glad. I actually just posted that to fuck around, but i think Houseki did the agendered gem humans in the future thing first. I know nothing about SU.
Lapis a cute in both series though.
What do mods have against dog fucking?
>>90771403
>t. underage
>>90771342
>Yesterday on Omegle I played Lapis
>The guy was so dominant
Answers....now
>>90771422
You got caught in a thread-wide purge
about 1/5 of the thread got a 24 hours to 3 day ban yesterday
The lesson is don't shitpost
>>90771428
>t. adult male who roleplays on omegle
>>90771405
>>90771475
Now you got me.
>>90771463
He would die.
Although Matt said that.
>>90771342
t-thanks f-for sharing aa..-anon
>>90771463
Easy
>>90771463
he'd poof and reform, duh
>>90771342
Alright, let's see the chat logs.
>>90771498
and now it's giving me hickies
oh no~
(You're enjoying this aren't you?)
>>90769214
This is disturbing
>>90771543
>Hi I'm lapis
>>stfu bitch *puts peepee in u*
>omg i luv being dominated hee hee this is so hot
>>90771525
Oh fugg DDDD-:
>>90771583
Thanks, that was about as hot as I was expecting.
>>90768151
It hurts, but you know they would never draw her as well as Scribble draws a single image.
>>90771575
Webms won't work for me, could you tell me what it is?
>>90771583
m o r e
>>90771525
>tfw they realize rose is gone for good,
>>90771595
why is leddit still here
>>90771583
r00d
He needs to lead manners
>>90771498
From the look of that anon, it seems like two pair of tatas are snuggling.More femanon/gems, please.
>>90771612
They could if they'd hire the cheeki breeki instead of some No-Talent SJW With A Trigger To Grind
MAYA IS SUCHA TEASE
>she could be revising boards for JASPERDEMPTION SEASON right NOW
>>90771583
keep going
>>90769266
Heaven beetle: Send nudes
>>90771655
*season 6
>>90771640
because we haven't been banned to /trash/ yet
>>90771655
*jasper death
>>90771655
star hair?
>>90771655
I'm jealous of that bitch
>>90771701
>Star hair
>Diamond on chest and knees
Stop
>>90771342
is shamchat still a thing
>>90771655
>Jasperdemption
>Neo limb enhancer peridot
>new fusion
The possibilities are endless.
If Smoky Quartz's floating powers are advanced enough to allow them to walk on water
Does that make themSmoky on the Water?
>>90771720
Star hair is endgame.
>>90771655
>she think we don't already know about Milky Quartz
>>90771583
>>*grabs ur boobees and rapes u for 2 hours*
>can i call u Jasper
>>Fuk u fagit *touches ur butt*
>>Shit my moms coming g2g
>>90771751
M O R E
>>90771701
Not enough star.
I love Lapis Lazuli.
>>90771739
kys
>>90771772
I like her as a friend
>>90771751
keep going
>>90771739
Which rouge crew member leaked this design??
>>90771701
>>90770233
Tunguska event 2.0 electric boogaloo
>>90771701
why sucrose
>>90771787
>visor isn't a star
>>90771779
When I read "kys" I hear it as a little hiss, it's adorable
>>90771808
garnet star hair when
>>90771785
It's a shame your mom leaked you into the world. Fix her mistake.
This is now a fat thread.
>>90771839
EPIC POST
>>90771829
So feisty
>>90771839
i remember this one
>>90771829
What do you have against breastmilk?
>>90771839
The ifunny watermark really seals the legitimacy.
>>90771525
>Be in gem for more than a decade
>reform with your sons corpse in your hands
Gems should slurp it all down
>>90771839
>Mayor Peridot
H Y P E
>>90771894
THIS IS MY FETISH
>>90771894
Gems should deliver milk
>>90771894
Lapidirts should slurp it all down.
>>90771901
B R E A S T M I L K
R
E
A
S
T
M
I
L
K
>>90771894
Lapidirts should kill themsAAAAH WHAT THE FUCK
>>90771913
Is that a JoJo reference?
>>90771655
We know she loves Amedot and loves drawing fanart. I think she likes Peridot the most in general...
Either:
>Amedot fusion
>Regenerated CG Peridot
>Limb-enhancer Peridotor non of that but something exciting in SU
>>90771868
I wish I had the Garnet one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkNKHId2UdY
>>90771930
your mom is a jojo reference
>>90771839
N#1 Vacation with Uncle Andy.
N#2 A different Rose Quartz.
N#3 You see where this is going.
N#4 I've got nothing for his one.
>>90771878
And this.
BTFO
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/steven-universe-creator-comes-out-of-closet-admits-the-show-is-propaganda.22773/
>>90771950
>>90771653
Wat?
>>90771956
kys
>>90771913
>>90771930
>>90771957
That actually is a JoJo reference.
>>90771958
>N#4 I've got nothing for his one.
It would probably be something stupid like the watermelon Stevens coming to the barn and setting up a little town around it, with Peridot trying to act like their leader.
>>90771894
If you got more pictures of Lapis nursing that would be real neat haha
>>90771956
kill yourself faggottable
>>90771975
DELET
E
L
E
T
>>90771672
Jasper becomes a minotaur?
>>90771958
it's an old ass fake list
>>90771948
Peridot will never get the enhancer back. The most we'll get is another enhanced Peridot.
>>90771923
>left and right for a symetrical character
>not just having side view and front view
>>90771965
im in shock
>unironic ifunny posting
it's time to go back to crucifixion
>>90771975
>fusionmilk, fusionmilk, it's always FUSIONMILK!
>>90770916
yeah, I guess the only reason they have any air on there ships or bases is for communication.
If everything was in a vacuum talking wouldn't work.
Steven's lucky the use oxygen.
>>90771930
This is now a /JOJO/ thread.
>>90772012
What do you expect from stupid memers?
>>90772012
>symmetrical
>being blind
Mothra oh Mothra
If we were to call for help
Over time, over sea, like a wave
You'd come
Our guardian angel
Mothra oh Mothra
If we were to call for help
Over time, over sea, like a wave
You'd come
Our guardian angel
Mothra oh Mothra
If we were to call for help
Over time, over sea, like a wave
You'd come
Our guardian angel
Mothra oh Mothra
Of forgotten kindness and ruined spirits
We pray for the people's spirit as we sing
This song of love
Mothra oh Mothra
If we were to call for help
Over time, over sea, like a wave
You'd come
Our guardian angel
>>90772046
oh no
>>90772009
Yeah I don't find that likely either. I did say limb enhancer Peridot, so that didn't necessarily specify our Peridot.
Man I felt like we were really close to seeing another Peridot in Gem Heist. Those blue fingers forming a screen...so close.
/r/ing Lapis drinking breast milk pls.
>be in class
>teacher is talking to us about data, and because she's one of those wannabe "fun" teachers she asked us to fill a survey to use the results an example
>stuff such as what we like to do, what TV shows we like
>one person said Steven Universe (I didn't fill it in)
>when the name came up on the screen a good chunk of the class started giggling and mocking
I knew we were pathetic losers, but are we really this pathetic
>>90772088
/r/ing you killing yourself pls.
>>90772094
That's just how people react to cartoons in general.
>>90772012
but the milk markings are different for both sides
>>90772094
So did you find out who that was and if yes are you guys bffs now?
>>90772094
I assume you're in high school? When you grow up nobody gives a shit about stuff like that
>>90771974
>>90772017
Kiwi Farms just roasted you motherfuckers.
>>90772094
>LMAO DUDE YOU WATCH CARTOONS? ISN'T THAT LIKE, FOR KIDS? L O L. YOU SHOULD WATCH SOMETHING LIKE THE BIG BANG THEORY.
>>90770906
>>90770942
>>90772094
>liking Steven Universe
Imagine Lapis drinking warm milk and then falling asleep :3
>>90772159
He should have put Star Vs instead.
They would've been impressed.
Sugar has long stressed she believes in being "constructively subversive" or something like that.
>>90772094
>>90772117
pretty much this. most would be fine with the cartoon if they watched it, there are always those heavy hitters of course, Steven Universe is only really popular with people who are already into cartoons and the like, whereas Avatar was popular with everyone.
>>90772133
also this, as an adult its totally different.
>party last night
>pokemon go comes up
>i mention i find digimon far superior
>everyone starts debating about whats better
>even the chad chimes in with 'digimon really had better story telling'
>>90772170
>ITS PERIDOTS MILK
>>90770825Ruby beating up Navy after she taps Sapphire's ass
>>90772066
Don't you ruin cute family moments with your faggotry.
>>90772174
Translation: She believes Tumblr is a good style of writing.
>>90772170
Too bad Steven is the only gem who gets to drink Jasper's grade-a premium high quality protein enriched elixer of life milk.
>>90768485
good shit my friends
>>90770289
blue diamonds blue whale
>>90772211
>>90772232
Tiny.
>>90772172
if you like any current cartoon airing on CN/disney you deserve to get laughed at
>>90772198
Do you have to nonsensicaly reference Tumblr every post?
>>90772237
Like Ian's penis.
>>90772243
Why are you here then?
>>90772211
I hate Raven's style of "Peridot needs to be slightly taller than Steven, but instead of keeping her proportions that are normal I'm going to make her a gremlin and give her really tall hair to make up for that"
>>90772220
guuuuud stuff
>>90772243
If you care about cartoons at all, you deserve to get laughed at.
>>90772243
>b-but Nickelodeon is a network full of mature cartoons for mature adults such as myself
>smug anime girl.jpg
When is Pearl going toLovingly hug and cuddleSteven?
>>90772204
she only wants stevie's anyway
>>90772281
because I like shitposting
>>90772189
We came up with that one first Tumblr
>>90772297
Don't post it.
>>90772315
KYS
>>90772328
LAPIS IS A SLUT
>>90772313
Steven's suppressed breastmilk powers aren't unleashed unless he is fused with Jasper
>*hic*
>i think i drank too much...
>>90772245
Tumblr is the enemy.
I will fight the enemy to the end.
>>90772328
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD, ANON!
>>90772338
Lapis is pure!
hello
>>90772150
Big blue mountains.
>image limit
really guys?
>>90772338
*rapist
>>90772250
rude
>>90772378
Why do I remember Prince Of Persia every time I see this gif?
>>90772386
Go to /trash/ if you want infinite images, pussy
>>90772397
Maybe Ian's size was why they broke up.
>>90772378
Nice
>>90766535
I want all the gems to be happy..
Except for Peridot, I want her shattered.
what will lapis fell on top of you and accidentally farted in your face and she was very embarrassed about it
>>90772378
Nice.
>>90772421
Peridot needs to get raped.
>>90772421
Peridot deserves to be happy too.
>>90771965
Didn't they're Website get taken down?
>>90772441
I would feel very offended and ask for a hanky.
And ask where did she fall from.
>>90772441
why won't you kill yourself
>>90772452
No it didn't.
Rebecca Sugar's did though.
LISA/SU anon, are you here?
>>90772441
Learn to English
>>90772416
Who broke up?
>>90772467
LISA is basically UT or SU if it wasn't aimed at SJWs.
>>90772312
She had her chance at Steven Floats, but Garner just had to get in their way.
Canadian Here, I am watching the new episode of Steven Universe
>>90772344
As opposed to shitposting reddit tourists fabricating website wars in order to fool everyone into thinking they belong here?
>>90772483
Ignore shitposter kun
How would Steven react if Lapis savagely raped Greg?
>>90772483
Ian and Rebecca.
They broke up last year, which caused Ian to leave SU and make OK KO.>
>>90772491
You're pretty behind
>>90772444
Which gem should rape Peridot?
>>90772500
He'd say Greg was asking for it and Lapis didn't do anything wrong.
>>90772494
Except it isn't website wars.
/sug/ is the hamburger hill of the SU fandom.
>>90772500
>>90772516
We all know that Lapis won't be able to resist the Murdercock; it's like catnip for Gems.
>>90772378
Hey, this guy's back!
>>90772497
I'm gonna go snuggle my lappy wappy~~
>>90772515Ronaldo as Bloodstone
why can't you people just be fucking normal
>>90772553
Lapis would hate you.
>>90772573
Why can't you just go back?
>>90772515
Malachite's stalactite
>>90772573
I'm the one anon who want's to debate, but no one else does.
>>90772573
Why can't you just go back?
Would you play a SU MMORPG?
Kinda in the vein of Star Wars: Galaxies
>When you first create your account, get assigned a random gem which also determines where you will pop out eg. Quartzes from earth
>High chance to get any low-mid caste gem like rubies, peridots, pearls, quartzes
>On a rare chance can get Agate, Sapphire, Lapis Lazuli etc.
>Once you've been assigned a gem you get to create your light form in your "hatching state"
>Basically character creator
>After popping out you get to join your homeworld sisters or escape and join a rebel faction (Crystal Gems, maybe some others stationed on other planets)
>Multiple star system spanning overworld but with only a few planets you can actually go to for reasonabilitys sake
>Permadeath if you get shattered
>Reasonable powers, can't go toe to toe with a Diamond as a Ruby, no matter how much grinding you do
>Fusion works by combining two player characters, their traits and appearances with some light randomization thrown in.
>The player with the highest mental/charisma/whatever score gets to control the fusion
>Can hand the control over to the other player if you want to
>Over time the fusion gets levels in "stability" and becomes more effective and the form blends together better.
These are just some ideas I've been mulling over in my head.
Thoughts?
>>90772586
>>90772597
Gotta go back, back to the past
If the gems saved all the Rose Quartz at the zoo? How would they share Steven between them? There is only so much of Steven to mother for them
>>90772573
Why can't you just accept that quartzmilk is better than any milk produced by organic lifeforms?
>the are people in this very thread who think that Jaspis might happen
>>90772612
>Reddit: The Show
Figures
>>90772634
>this
>>90772607
>random chance to
no
this will lead to either people committing suicide because they spawned as rubis, or "pay $20 to ensure you spawn as a quartz"
>>90772612
Redditor Jack.
*Shitpost*
>>90772635
Rose Quartz' milk > Jasper's
>>90772607
>MMORPG
Fuck that noise.
>>90772644
>>90772652
>Samurai Jack is suddenly for Reddit
When did this happen?
>Image limit page 7.
>>90772607
>Randomized
I'm not okay with this.
Also
>PERMADEATH
>IN A MMORPG
>IN A FUCKING MMORPG
Get that fire emblem shit outta here.
>>90772484
Man, undertale isn't anywhere near LISA's level.
Game is way too overhyped
>>90772668
What about Steven'smilk?
>>90772673
>Anon can't read numbers
>>90772673
We're on page nine.
>>90772575
How do you know that?
>>90772635
Jaspis already happened dumby
>>90772672
I was just joking around.
>>90772668
>delusion
>>90772692
>probably actually believes this
>>90772691
You know it too, deep in your heart. Lapis would never love you.
Ship war?
>places bet on lapidot and converse
>>90772717
a metaphor for a romantic relationship that is a direct parallel of rupphire is farther than any relationship outside of shit like rupphire and gregrose are going to go
>>90772743
I'm not a gambling man.
>>90772573
I wish fatpis would burp in my mouth.
>>90772743
I also bet for Lapidot.
>>90772743
>lapidot
Oh no, it's retarded.
>>90772684
Everything is overhyped nowadays.
I miss when things used to be hyped moderately.
Do you think Steven is soft?
>>90772743
I bet on Laponniverse and Peridot dying.
>>90772789
His ass is probably soft.
>>90772789
He's pretty fat, so yeah.
>>90770702
So.
Does he get raped by Lion next?
>>90772789
I think he's fat.
>>90772743
lapidirtfags should kill themselves
>>90772684
Read that sentence again.
>>90772789
i doubt he even has a skeleton
>Kisses to you
>>90772743
>Pearlmethyst endgame
>>90772573
>talking about a children's cartoon on a Moldovan origami message board
>normal
>>90772868
>Headbutts you.
What a poof!
I want to cuddle Steven for a while.
>>90772908
I want to kiss his feet.
>>90772908
>>90772917
I want to strip him naked and send him downtown in his birthday suit.
>>90772945
I will find him. And I will fug him.
>>90772730
What about Peridot?
>>90772961
What if he charges you?
>>90772743
Garnet's existence and pearl's eternal thirst is the best this show will get to canon ships. Sugar knows the game, she'll want to leave things delibrately open to interpretarion.
>>90771881
>Implying that isn't Steven in Rose body
>Implying Steven isn't going to have to handle a shitload of adapting to thirsty Pearl grinding over the next few days
>>90772945
>>90772917
I want to watch him sleep sometimes.
>>90772998
>Lauren Zuke and the crewniverse want Lapidot canon.
>>90772650
>>90772679
Maybe the very first character you make is random but any new character you get to choose your gem.
Or just lock the higher caste gems behind play time requirements so that theres some incentive for people to play them.
>>90772679
Yes, permadeath, to make people actually contemplate their actions and not do banzai charges.
The idea was to have more of a low-fantasy kinda setting anyways. Chronologically taking place early into the earth civil war, you arent gonna be the "chosen one" from the very start, you gotta work for your status or stay as a cog in the gem machine.
>>90773013
You mean only Zuke who has already been fired.
>>90773013
Get uprooted, delusional cunt
>>90772717
But they were a permafusion and pining to get back together after they unfused. They had a canon relationship that was very intimate where they both felt like they needed and wanted each other, it was just very toxic and unhealthy and not based on love and trust, representing an abusive relationship in contrast to Garnet's perfect one. Why do you think so many crewniverse members have drawn it and Rebecca has talked about it in depth? Whether you see Jaspis as canon or not depends on what you think a canon ship entails.
>>90773003
While he sleeps naked?
>>90773016
Fuck you, I want a malachite to pull a LEEEEEEROY JEEEEEEENKINS! from time to time.
New thread?
>>90772962
She would hate you too.
>>90773013
>and the crewniverse
>>90773022
>>90773036
What if Zuke works on OK KO now?
>>90773013
Lapidot's gonna continue to be teased like crazy but they'll never make it canon.
>>90773016
Permadeath in a MMORPG is the stupidest shit i've ever heard.
Cooldown times sure, but permadeath is retarded unless you actually explain your version of permadeath.
>>90773052
http://boards.4chan.org/co/10
yeah
THIS THREAD IS GOING DOWN
NEW THREAD
>>90773073
>>90773073
>>90773073
>>90773042
I'll give him sweet dreams.
>Page nine.
>>90773013
>lapidirtfag conveniently forgets lauren zuke is fired and nobody else on the crewniverse ever gave a shit about her ship
>>90773070
>20:52:47
>>90773073
>20:52:53
hmm
>>90765945
This kind of thread should be on /tv/, not /co/... now I have to hide like 5 threads at same damn time, thank you /co/, thank you.
>>90770781
WE WOULDN'T HAVE HOTDOGS!