How come girls don't like Samurai Jack? It's fun,

Believe it or not, Tumblr users love it.

There were also like three female callers during Genndy's Q&A.

>>90765041
There are girls who like Samurai Jack. Who do you think draws all the Jack cheesecake or fics with Jack being paired up with some OC Who do you think is pairing Jack up with fucking Johnny Bravo?

>>90765041
because jack a shit
real girls dig a bad guy like aku
aku is so handsome and dreamy

>>90765041
Jack reminds me of DCAU Bruce Wayne. I think it's strong chin.

>>90765041
>How come girls don't like Samurai Jack?

I know a girl who likes samurai jack.

Because Jack's too perfect for them. So they go after low-tier husbandos.

>>90765041
>How come girls don't like Samurai Jack?
You're not looking in the right places.

>>90765250
Like this anon >>90765078

>>90765041
Except girls do. You must be looking in the wrong places.

Inferior Japanese cock size

cause you need multiple cute boys so you can gayship them together

>>90765041
girls love samurai Jack bit only autistic ones

>>90765078
>AkuTyping.jpg

>>90765416
Aku is cute, I don't see a problem.

What are you talking about?

Even in the beggining of the 2000's I remember seeing fan-sites with literally Shadow-Fangirl tier creepiness for Jack

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>finally start watching Samurai Jack because of the new season
>Jack and the Farting Dragon

Please tell me the episodes don't get any worse than this.

>>90765041
What rock are you living under?

>>90765549
Theres one where Jack meets a Totoro like monster that annoys the shit out of him and me

>>90765549
>filename

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>>90765588

>>90765041

It's not a traditional romantic drama, it's just about a man on his own journey with his own purpose, kicking ass and saving the day but struggling and failing too. Men relate to it more.

>>90765682
>It's not a traditional romantic drama
What does that have to do with husbando choices?

not to be mean but girls generally have shit taste in everything

like if you see a band and its audience is 90% women, it's likely a shitty band.

>>90765585
skipped the fuck out of that episode

>>90765729
Same can be applied with guys and their shit taste.

>it's Jack is rendered shirtless episode

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>>90765585
>>90765739

>>90765549
No it doesn't

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>>90765772
>It's Jack running naked episode.

>>90765585
Fuck you, I loved that episode.

The Prince and Princess one on the other hand is just awfully bland; I'd recommend just fast forwarding through that one.

>>90765772
>Its jack gets attacked by lolis episode
good to know the spirit of psa still lives on in samurai jack
the loli menace has got to be stoppped it has been ignored for far to long

>>90765041
some do, dumbass

>>90765671
the fuck.

did that really happen?

>>90765786
>The Prince and Princess one on the other hand is just awfully bland

Fuck you I liked that episode

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>>90765820
Shut up and get in the car Onii-chan

>>90765844
Probably. There was a wannabe shooter posting his process, and some guy who killed his girlfriend for his son to find posting about it. Also some guy stuffing rats up his ass.

If you think /co/ is bad just remember /b/ exists.

>>90765773
>Jack's about to get a mcguffin that could send him home
>suddenly the annoying bare-ass bear develops the ability to fly and uses it to eat the mcguffin because he got hungry

>>90765947
I legit got angery at this

>>90765921
I just go there for traps, I wouldn't know

>>90765041
Because its a kids cartoon you fucking manchildren

>>90765041
He's not gay or pretty enough, so girls have no reason to like him.

>>90766007
>pretty
Which translates from female as "faggy-looking".

Women do like it and several called into the Q&A.

>>90765959
Genndy explicitly said during the Q&A last week that it didn't have a target age group. He just wanted to make something him and the crew liked. It wasn't targeted at children. Or anyone.

Also if you have a problem with children's cartoons why are you on this board

>>90765041
Memes aside
Most girls probably don´t like it because it´s not a shipping clusterfuck, muh deepest lore, tryhard emotional show with cute bois + female supporting character.

>>90765844
10 people died anon.

>>90766021
I was talking about bishonen which means very pretty boy. Girls love that shit.

>>90766025
because I'm trying to get (You)s :^)

>>90765437
I read it in his voice, too. Rip in pepperoni Mako.

>>90765947
You're a fool for thinking Jack ever had the chance of returning home in a Totoro episode of all things.

>>90766038
And that proves my point wrong how?

>>90765671
the Grinch holding a gun wearing a mask

>>90765041
But I do, anon.
And also all others who love drawing him
Jack is top tier husbando

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>>90765078
I want to protect this smile

Are you dumb OP? I'm pretty sure everyone of any group loves it

>>90766151
This

>>90765041
Thread is bait; Samurai Jack has been popular with girls since its inception.

Is Jack literally too good and pure for lewd husbandoing?

>>90765041
If you mean the show it's self I know lost of humanoid creatures known as females who love this show

Husbando wise I too wonder why he isn't appreciated more

>>90765875
fuck you
you promised beer and rock but all i got was forced headpats and tummy rubs

>>90766321
>Husbando wise I too wonder why he isn't appreciated more

Because the show is old, but now that it's finally being wrapped up via season 5; tumblr's all over him.
>lots of recent fan art
>3 callers during the premiere interview with Genndy were female
>Samurai Bravo fad

If Samurai Jack was released today instead of the early 2000's, then tumblr's younger users would be all over it.

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Jack was certainly husbando material when the show was in it's heydays. He's still got fans loving him, but now he has to share room with others.

My sister and a few women I know into that sort of thing all love Samurai Jack.

>>90766393
It surprises me too how even though Samurai Jack as a whole,was and still is a pretty popular show
There are still people who never watched it,just because they never realized how actually good it is
And now that they finally did there is allot of fanart from the original 4 seasons popping up recently too

>>90766424
He was a fun character don't get me wrong, but I don't get why so many people are into him.

If we want to talk husbando-tier episodic villains or antagonists, then X9, the Lupin III-tier secret agent and the Gentleman Bounty Hunter were all better husbando material.

>>90765729
>like if you see a band and its audience is 90% 12-14 year old girls
fix

>>90766613
>Lulu, sweet thing.

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>>90766613
Different tastes. Some like cool suave husbandos. Some like batshit insane and funny husbandos.

>>90766784
I'm watching this episode for the first time right now.

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>>90766613
>>90766713
>TFW Lulu's most likely dead from old age by now

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>>90766424
>>90766613
Why are robot guys always the best?

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>>90766869
>Hard on over Lulu's death

The fuck.

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>>90766869
Kek, wrong image.

>>90766869
>implying Aku didn't just kill lulu when he realized X9 failed

>>90765041
they like aku, they ship him with blossom from the powerpuff girl, aged 17 (i hope) because aku fucking a toddler is too creepy

>>90765078
Aku get out.

>>90766869
> implying Aku didn't murder her right after blackmailing X9 into going after Jack
Sweet thing...

>>90765064
I don give a shit also tumblr also might be in the nostalgia hype retard

>>90766913
Oh, good to know. I was just about to ask why on earth you would choose that as your reaction image in that particular context.

>>90766935
Honestly that's about the best we could hope for. Aku does also like turning people and things into horrible monsters that long for death's embrace.

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Girls like Aku instead. I should know. I am one

>>90766784
Damn that's hard to animate and they (almost) pull it off.

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>>90766879
They're different I guess.

>>90766966
Tits or gtfo

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>>90766998
>tits

>>90766966
Was it the voice, the fact that Aku had literally dominated the world or the shapshifting?

>>90766966
hey uh aisha or whatever don't you have a samurai to kill?

>>90765729
This applies to boys too. If an audience for anything is 90% boys, it's probably shit. It's just that you don't notice because it's indulging you. When something indulges someone other than you (for instance, girls) you see it for what it is. Likewise, girls see your entertainment for what is is; shit.

Because most critics and cultural commentators are male, guys are also prone to rolling around in their own shit without being challenged. James Bond and Batman are both on the same level as Twilight but you wouldn't guess that based on how guys discuss them.

Back on topic, I don't know what OP's talking about. Samurai Jack has multiple demographic appeal, which is a sign that it's actually good.

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>>90766784
>>90766969
Shirtless Jack wasn't enough. Gotta get all those angles.

>>90767017
You can stay

....For now

>>90767095
>James Bond and Batman are both on the same level as Twilight
No. Absolutely no and I don't even like those things. Twilight is an actual crime against literature. James Bond and Batman are just pulpy schlock with occasional good shit here and there.

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>>90766974
Probably, and they usually have cooler designs

>>90767219
This may be hard to hear, but trust me, you are wrong.

Not only are you wrong but you've got the blinders down real hard. I mean, crime against literature? Fucking really? They're tween books mate. And to think girls are the ones stereotyped as overdramatic.

>>90765041
Girls do like Jack, dude.

Specifically, they like Jack himself, because he's perfect.

>>90766784
Got any webm's of Samurai VS Ninja? That's probably the single best fight sequence in the show. It's the one that makes me say outloud "holy shit" because of how fucking cool it is

>>90767276
>you are wrong because I said so
Nice arguments.
And yes, it is a crime against literature.
>it's for teenagers, it's okay for it to be complete trash
What a shit excuse.

>>90766998
anon means that he's aku, why would you want to see aku's tatas

>>90767347
Kind of have to agree with that anon, most popular capeshit is trash for young men but you don't see it getting that much flack.

>>90767350
> implying you wouldn't

>>90767432
Or because it's nowhere near as terrible as Twilight.
I already explained the difference between pulpy shit and actual garbage, you moron.

>>90767347
No single book is a crime against literature you drama king. This is such classic fragility on this issue right here. Girls would never call Bond a crime against literature and film because they aren't hyperbolic little drama kings and they respect the existence of other demographics. Unfortunately the same can't often be said for boys because they're so used to rolling around in their own shit unchallenged.

They're both shit mate.

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>>90765729
There's a reason for that.

>>90767562
I don't know, most capeshit is pretty fucking bad, regurgitated and recycled trash imo.

>>90765041

>implying they could steal him from Scaramouch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXrm0dq_a7E

>>90767589
oh hi ,r9k !!

>>90765041
Are you kidding? A lot of girls like Samurai Jack, for the very reasons you stated

>>90767692
It's clearly a bait thread for shit like this

>>90767589
>>90765729
>>90767095
>>90767219
>>90767276

Just sage and move on.

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>>90767677
R.I.P you beautiful beepbopbot.

>>90767586
>No single book is a crime against literature
You are a complete idiot. There's plenty of books that can be considered a crime against literature.
>it's for other demographics
Here's this excuse again. Guess what. Jane Ayre is aimed at women and teenagers and it's not objectively terrible piece of shit, so fuck off with that.

For the last fucking time. James Bond and Batman are just simple stories that are made to entertain and if done right can be actually good for its genres. Whether you like it or not is irrelevant and simplicity doesn't make it bad.
Twilight is putrid garbage in every single aspect especially by its genre's standards and you actually have no taste if you believe things you're comparing are in any way equal.

>drama king
>classic fragility
>used to rolling around in their own shit unchallenged.
Can't tell if you're a white knight or a dumbass bitch.

>>90767800
*Jane Eyre
fug

my girlfriend likes Jack

>>90767912
>my girlfriend
sure buddy

>>90767800
Oh my god lol what is this? Are you comparing Batman and Bond to Jane Eyre? Jane Eyre's one of the best English language books ever written. It was read and beloved by everyone because it was considered a bloody good book on its own merits. Or at least it was until the guys all found out that this Currer Bell was not 'his' real name. Then like clockwork suddenly it was considered womens' genre lit. Funny how that works.

Bronte wrote another even better book by the way, called Villette. You don't see it mentioned a lot because it's less romantic and therefore less useful as a stick to beat female writers with (like you're doing now).

How good does something for/about girls have to be for you to approve of its existence? Apparently world changing. Meanwhile boys can print any old schlock about fucking hot women and killing Soviets and that's considered harmless pulp with its own value.

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>>90765078
Look at this shy bishounen. So kawaii.

drove my sisters crazy because there was no speaking most of the time and they hated that. Everything's gotta be spoonfed to you

>>90765041
I like Samurai Jack. It's fun, the score is great, and I appreciate the somewhat experimental emphasis on atmosphere, action, and cinematography. I love the premise, too, even though it's nearly a carbon copy of Ronin. Not that I knew that as a kid, though.

I gotta second the Akuposting. Jack's a god-tier husbando, however, he's just not my husbando. Aku's not my husbando, either, but I do care about him more than I do Jack. Shit taste, I know.

But i do

>>90768358
I like your grammar.

>>90768312
I know you're an absolute braindead idiot with zero reading comprehension and few brain functioning cells but never did I compare those things.

>a stick to beat female writers with (like you're doing now

That's what you're getting from my posts? Jesus, you're even a bigger idiot than I thought and that's not something I thought I'd say today. Get the fuck out with that persecution complex.

>Then like clockwork suddenly it was considered womens' genre lit. Funny how that works.
And also completely irrelevant, boohoo.
You complete retard. You could've used Lady Chatterley's Lover as an example of the other kind of schlock, god knows it has a huge female fanbase but is actually serviceable. But no. You had to go and compare things you don't like to some of the worst-written things in existence that would be Sonichu-tier had the quality of it been any worse.

>How good does something for/about girls have to be for you to approve of its existence? Apparently world changing. Meanwhile boys can print any old schlock about fucking hot women and killing Soviets and that's considered harmless pulp with its own value.
Jesus Christ, you're even more butthurt than I am reading your idiocy. Do something about that persecution complex.

>>90765071
This. There used to be TONS of Jack threads on /co/ that were just queer and femanons sharing pics of him shirtless.

>>90768467
Buddy, I KNOW I use commas too much. You don't need to tease me about it.

>>90766225
I think so. Not only that, it seems out of character. He's too focused, too reclusive, and so immune to temptation to visualize him lewdly. If he could settle down in one place and find someone he loves, maybe, but Jack never stays in one place for more than an episode. Season 5 Jack is too sad for porn. He needs a hug.

But he looks way hotter.

>>90765064
If Tumblr likes it, then it has to suck

>>90767677
So how hard was Scatbot flirting with Jack?

>thread about Jack's husbando level
>two girls get in a catfight over literature
This is hot

Would Jack be more popular if he was less squat and had a larger forehead, smaller jaw/chin, and a less squished face?

>>90765041
>How come girls don't like Samurai Jack?

said nobody

>>90768567
>>90768312
>>90767800
>>90767586
>>90767347
>>90767276
>>90767219
>>90767095
Wow.

Both of these fucks have some points, but they're way too salty about this argument.

Dude #1, saying "Batman and James Bond are on the same level as Twilight" you had to know would fan the flames. As a fan of both, I can admit that Bond and Batman can be as bad as Twilight at their worst, but I'd argue that, objectively, purely by deign of being around for waaay longer and constantly having stories made, that at least some of those stories are better. Now, you could counter with "Well of course critics would prefer TDKR to Breaking Dawn, that's the male bias I was talking about". I can't speak about that, I'm too biased myself; I'm pretty sure a thousand monkeys could outwrite Stephanie Myers at least once if you gave them typewriters, 70+ years and an unlimited supply of bananas.

Dude #2, Dude #1 only brought up Jane Eyre's history because you said it was >aimed at women and teenagers, their counterargument was that, unlike Twilight, Jane Eyre WASN'T aimed those demos, that it was a book that anyone could read but became pigeonholed as that by society and the American public school system. It's still a hugely significant addition to the western canon, and arguing that "chick lit", for lack of a better term, needs to be AS good as that is equivalent to saying, "Batman is such fucking garbage, HUCK FINN was made for adolescent boys too but it's objectively great, so there's no excuse."

And this all started just cuz Dude #1 said "Yeah, if something panders to females it usually sucks, but that's true of pandering to males too." I don't wanna get into the argument of whether or not a fandom HAS to have a certain male/female ratio for a work to be any good, but I think we can all agree that pandering does suck.

>>90765078
T. Shapeshifting Master of Darkness

>>90765041
He's asian

>>90770053
I think there is misunderstanding.
I never said it has to be as good as that.

All I said is that "chick lit" you're talking about is not inherently bad so excusing Twilight being terrible because "it's not for your demographic" is insulting to the demographics you're trying to defend.

I would have zero issues if that other anon said "Hunger Games" or some shit like that. I don't like HG and think it can get pretty stupid at times, but unlike Twilight some effort was at least made (not so much in the shitty movies, though)

>>90765498
>Even in the beggining of the 2000's I remember seeing fan-sites with literally Shadow-Fangirl tier creepiness for Jack
Actually, I remember this. Lots of fangirls thought he was hot and loved how he always went shirtless by the end of the episode.

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>>90765078
YAMEROO

>>90765078
T. "Ikra"

>>90768290
It's really not hard anon, if you're not a creep, a lardass, or a sperg. Be friendly and sociable and go to enough cons and eventually you'll meet someone.

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Of course girls like Jack.
There is an entire thread on /y/ dedicated to it atm with 200+ replies.

>>90770480
>/y/
>girls
Jej

>>90770512
Several of the drawfags in that thread are female and have tumblr porn blogs.

I bet you think all porn homo fanfic is written by men as well.

>>90770512
>/y/
>Not the most female populated board next to /cgl/ and /co/
>He legit thinks there are no women on this site

What.

>>90769616
More like fucking lame, I wanna talk about which guys I wanna fuck in SJ

>>90770581
>>90770630
>they said they're women on the internet, must be true

>>90770744
>Women don't exist on the internet

Are we back in 2003?

>>90770795
I wish.

>>90770819
Actually, fuck that. 2003 was shit. 2004 or 2005 are real good years I'd love to bring back.

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>>90765041
he should have kept the heels

>>90770744
Do they have to call you a shitlord and spew SJW bullshit before you see them as women?

Who's the better husbando: X9 or Scaramouche?

X9:
>former hardass, left the profession to lead an honest life
>has a dog, who he loves... sweet thing
>enjoys listening to music
>dresses tastefully
>serious
>might be the only robot with genuine emotion

Scaramouche:
>current hardass
>is evil and loves it
>no dog
>enjoys playing music/is the god of jazzy flute solos
>flamboyant
>goofy
>kicks ass in high heels
>has Aku's phone number

Discuss, or vote here:

http://www.strawpoll.me/12543895
http://www.strawpoll.me/12543895
http://www.strawpoll.me/12543895

You may also submit another SJ antagonist for consideration.

>>90765078
Aku I know this is you posting, you cheeky shit.

>>90770111
>trips of truth

Why has kek forsaken me

>>90770914
No, just as delusional trannies. :^)

>>90770926
Why not both of them together

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>>90770665
If we're gonna talk about cute guys, then I'm going have to go with the Thief.

Would've really loved him to become a recurring character like the Scotsman, maybe acting as Jack's rival in certain situations, but nope. He was one-offed. Same with Da Sa-Moo-Rhai and Joesephine - all of them had a tone of potential and it's sad to know that they've been wasted.

>>90765786
Don't listen to this man. The Prince and Princess are adorable.

>>90765078
jack is cute af
t. girl

samurai husbando in general seems high maintenence, it's not bad, just intimidating

like you forget to fold the socks like swans, and he freaks out

>>90771492
I don't think he'd freak out, I think he'd just be really meticulous and take time out of his day to correct things, instead of getting on with his life like a normal person.

Not a dealbreaker, though. Everyone has their little flaws.

>>90765041
Nice bait, actually worked

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>>90767017
You cheeky bastard

>>90771557
Jack himself is awesome, i'm just saying samurai aren't in the same league as say, vampires or pirates or other professions girls typically lust over

Anything works if it works though

Is this bait to see how many women there are on /co/?

>>90765041
But I abso-fucking-lutely love Samurai Jack. It's one of the few things I rewatched at all. Some episodes are just so good and bring back so many fond memories of childhood, fuck you OP.

girl experts: the thread

>>90771689
I was hoping it was a homolust thread, those are fun

>>90770926
Both are great, but X9's motive with Lulu, sweet thing made him the better of the two.

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>>90771689
Whatever it is, people are taking it

So who's the guy on the horse?

>>90771763
The next big husbando of /co/

>>90767219
>Twilight is an actual crime against literature
No, that's Fifty Shades, the fucking twilight fanfiction but with added complete misrepresentation of a fetish community.

>>90771753
Well, Scaramouche killed an entire village and chilled there with the corpses and destruction for a few days waiting for Jack to arrive. Let that sink in for a bit.

>>90771752
Yeah, waifu/husbando and fetish threads seem to be the only fun threads left on /co/. At least people generally don't argue as much in those.

>>90771844
fifty shades only came to exist because of twilight though

Jack is best husbando and I love(d)watching the show, op

>>90765078
Aku pls go.

>>90771844
Is it true that people got themselves hurt because they tried to do the shit from those books?
Because that'd be both funny and sad at the same time although, judging by the writer's looks, completely expected since you can't expect someone like that to know much about sex let alone BDSM.

Yeah, I just went there.

>>90771982
>insulting 50SoG/its author in 2017 for being sexually uninformed
Cutting.

Anyway, yes, I think they did.

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>>90771702
fujoshi are a very small, very loud minority that no one likes

>>90765875
I-is that Dark Side of the Moon? I love that album.
I guess one beer couldn't hurt.

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>you will never be his shieldmaiden
Life is cruel

>>90771871
So Fifty Shades of Grey is AIDS and Twilight is monkeys, right?

>>90772219
Did Samurais have squires? As far as I know, they worked alone, right?

>>90765041
Women are literally the worst, that's why.

>>90765078
read it in Aku's voice

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>>90772466
nice b8

>>90772468
We need that vocaroo Aku to do a voice-over of this.
It'll be glorious.

>>90767690
feels bad to be a stupid woman

>>90772560
>implying

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>>90770926
X9 because of the whole noir robot theme.
Scaramouch because he's funny.

Both plays music. Both are equally worthy of being husbandos.

>>90772680
>Scaramouche is funny
I'm kicking myself over forgetting to put that in the greentext. He gets big points for that.

>>90772583
You would know, huh ;^)

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>>90765041
Are you fucking kidding? My girl was fucking hyped when the first episode came out.

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>>90765078
Don't think we don't know it's you, Aku. Get out.

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Can't we all agree both genders can be stupid on many levels? Lets just go on our business and fap to whatever.

>>90772787
Dogs are so useless and stupid.
I wish I could kick one right now.

>>90765041
I can't go lewd on Jack
Ever come across a character and genuinely think that they are special? I had that with him

What the fuck are you talking about?

I know so many female fans of SJ they almost out number male fans

>>90772927
Yes. Jack is pure and not for sexual.

>>90772927
same.

>>90772808
is this a jojo reference?

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>>90770512
>>90770630
>>90770744
>>90770914

I don't want to post nasty SJW bullshit. This whole thread is bait anyway, as soon as the question of what girls like or don't like comes up it's an automatic train wreck, where the cootie talk has more conversational merits.

>>90772400
Samurais had young boys as apprentices, who they taught and also fucked on the side.

>>90765078

I can see you aku

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>>90765041
Girls love him though.

>>90773043
We can always try turning it around
Which dude in SJ would you rape

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>>90773282
>My maaaster!

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>>90773199

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>>90773199
top right jack is fucking amazing

>>90773571
Is it me or does this guy barely have any passable porn? It's fucking criminal with a design like that.

>>90773199
who drew this

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I enjoyed watching it as a kid, I wasn't fixated or obsessed with it (that honor goes to A:TLA) but I thought it was fun.

Also for some reason the title card always made me think of those talking M&Ms in the ads

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>>90765041
Considering all the ‘Emoji doggos are for cute not lewd’ I get, I’m fairly certain there is a considerable female fan base.

>>90774116
Mama emoji is for lewd, dont lewd the kid

>>90774116
All dogs are for beating up.

>>90774194
where do you think you are?

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>>90774261

>>90765041
I know girls who watched it, but if I had to guess why it's less popular I'd say it's because of too much action, and not enough social interaction between the characters. Compare Jack to other action shows like teen titans or the last air-bender. A lot more stoic silence than those shows, and few long term relationships outside of aku-jack.

>>90765041
Who says they don't?

>lulu becomes aku's guard dog

>>90773862
What counts as passable porn with Demongo?

>>90765078
Don't you have a therapy session to get to?

It does have a large female fanbase for a normal cartoon though.

My sister thinks the show is trash. She likes Kung Pow though, so it's all good.

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>>90773199
I never knew I could feel this way for a man.

>>90774877
Fanservice. Same reason Sailor Moon has a large male fanbase.

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>>90774693
I wouldn't know since most of the ones on r34 are shit besides this one

>>90765064
>There were also like three female callers during Genndy's Q&A.
I know there's plenty of female fans but I'm pretty sure they screened out all the male callers until they were willing to risk it again on the last call because the first dude they got memed on them

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>>90775388
Well... I like Demongo and if there is still a demand for porn of him then I'll give a shot when I get home.

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>>90776144
Well shit son, I'll be waiting then

>>90765585
I kept waiting for not!Totoro to show up again and help Jack against Aku's army in his rage form.

>>90774360
just because you have shit standards doesnt mean I do too

>>90765041
They do. Most people who watched it, male and female, who were in the right age range when it originally played loved it and are nostalgic for it.

I'm not sure why you think girls didn't watch this. Because it was a "boy" thing? You can't tell me that the constant shirtlessness wasn't purposeful fanservice at some point, and it would be fanservice mostly for girls.

But as someone else said, it's easy to husbando Jack but he's not for lewd. I mostly just want to protect him.

M8 have you seen the waifufags that gender swap him?

>>90765549
Jack has alot of weird episodes, but Jack and the Farting Dragon is most likely the worst of them.

Jack is Naked and Chicken Jack are much better.

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>>90765041
Jack is fucking handsome.
Girls digs the samurai!

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>>90773199
He's attractive but at the same time he's just too pure and innocent to lewd.

I feel kinda guilty whenever I look up porn or fanservice art of him.

He looks pretty hot with the his new shaggy look, but did anyone else think he looked "off" in the flashback scene? Something isn't right with his jaw and facial shape.

>>90776080
They took the calls in order though. If they had the choice of screening them we wouldn't have had so many fucking obvious tard questions like WHY DOES JACK HAVE A BEARD and MUH BOUNTY HUNTER EPISODE

>>90779649
Where the fuck did you get this?

>>90765419
can confirm

>>90780353

>>90776133
SPOILERS FOR 2 EP

>>90768814
You know that isn't true.

Tumblr loves Undertale. It's not a bad game, but it's fanbase certainly is. Not saying it's good, just not bad.

Remember, Tumblr is bad.

>>90765041
Probably because there isn't much story to it beyond an overarching loose storyline. Much of the episodes are just 5 minutes of talking, 10 minutes of fighting, and 5 minutes of walking.

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>>90766225
It's only really feasible in a "good end" scenario where he gets to kill the shit out of Aku in the both the past and future, and finally gets to move on with his life.

It's almost a canonical impossibility, but there's still some marginal "chance" it could happen.

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So, this has probably been answered already, but if I wanted to watch the knew season how much of the old series do I need to watch? I watched the show during it's original run, so I've seen a good chunk of and can recall the premise clear as well, but it's been a while. Is there anything I'll be clearly missing jumping back into it without re-watching it?

>>90780924
so is 4chan

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>all these r9k tier posts

for fucks sakes when will the "women don't like ________ because MUH BIOLOGIE" meme end

To answer OP's question, SJ's always had a fairly large pool of female viewers, but they're usually less vocal than your average fujoshi or shipfag, so you don't hear from them as much.

I've autistically followed this show since it was first released, and I got my brother and a few of my male friends into it for the revival. Feels good to be back.

>>90781048
You won't really be missing anything. It's a fantastic show to rewatch in full, but all you need is the premise.

In the opening theme, is it WATCH OUT or WACHA?

>>90781331
WATCHAAA

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>>90765078
Isn't it past your bedtime Blossom?

>>90781048
I recommend the following numbered episodes:

>3-episode premiere movie
>6
>7
>10
>11
>17
>18
>19
>20
>23
>25
>29
>30
>32
>35
>36
>37
>38
>40
>41
>42
>44
>45
>46
>49
>50
>52

Overall season 1 is mostly skippable, but it starts getting particularly good in seasons 3 and 4, which is why there's so many of them listed here.

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>>90781777
I like your lucky 7's anon

>>90779969
Child me
>Yeah man I love this show Jack is so cool!
Me now
>F-fuck Jack is pretty hot with his hair and his beard and I c-can't dear god fuck me

What are you talking about? I k ow at least 2 that do.

>>90765078
A-Aku spinoff when...

>>90773072
Hot.

Didn't Samurais prefer to have bros that would hang out with them instead of marrying some girl?

>>90767095
you have a good point. Every good female character gets called a mary sue, but batman is mary sue af

>>90781469
Why?

>>90765078
AKU!

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>>90782760
Yeah pretty much.Though I found him to be husbando material back then, but whatever

But after going back and rewatching some episodes from the first 4 seasons and its funny seeing just how truly clueless and innocent he is, especially around women. It's like he still has the naive mentality of a kid many ways, that's why it feels so weird for me to look up lewd shit on him.

>>90775388
Is it bad the first thing I thought was that its all wrong because Demongo is a bit shorter than Jack whose way shorter than Scaramouche?

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>>90783787
Not at all, don't think it matters as long as the pictures nice though.
But that would've been kinda hot

>>90783589
>You will never get the privilege of a blushing bumbling Jack above you unsure of how to pleasure you

>>90784243
Delete this.

>>90770744
There are no women on this site because everyone here is a little girl

>>90766784
I never realized how ridiculously thick his neck is. How heavy is that rice field straw hat he wears?

>>90784436
>You will never snuggle up against Jack's chest as you slowly fall asleep
Better?

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We all know Jack really belongs to

>>90784243
didn't know i needed this

>>90765041
He needs to be topless and running around in his undies 24/7.

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>>90784871
Hell no. Makin' me have feelings and shit. Fuck you.

>>90785383
With his hair down at all times.

>>90767350
I mean, we know Jack did...

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>Not wanting to fuck both Jack and Aku

Fucking casuals here.

>>90785619
Jack is too pure and Aku's status is too high.

Wanting to fuck either one feels wrong.

>>90785619
>not wanting them to fuck each other
Seriously?

>>90776184

>>>/y/2377479

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>>90785772
I fucking love you

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>>90785772
Holy shit

This show sucks.

>>90781154
yet you're here.

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Dumb small request but uhh...can someone rotate this to where they run straight

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>>90785772
You are great.
Also this looks like potential reaction image material.

>>90786857
Ahahahaha

>>90786636
It's possible, but it'll crop the hell out of it so you're looking to lose half the image, minimum

>>90786931
gimme what you got amigo, i'll take anyways