Obscure waifu thread. >ywn be an alien prostitute in a dystopian

>>90758675
>Obscure waifu thread.
Give it a fucking rest, you're just as annoying as the fucking Raven Threads faggot.

You know, I'm more interested in the idea of being an alien prostitute.
As is, I'd be pretty fucking alien to them just being regular old me. I'm a fucking alien to them- for a fee of course.
That'd be kind of cool.
I'm imaging like some sort of box robot nervous about their first time with an organic and they're just a freaking fridge almost in their look and appearance.

>>90758786
Set up a filter and never deal with it again. I mean damn.

>>90758786
Pull the stick out your ass, you mong.

>>90758844
Imagine all the horrendous appendages you are in charge of satisfying. Imagine the exotic new diseases you personally had a hand in spawning.

Gagga blog blog?
https://youtu.be/MoAopVfgwZM

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>>90758675

>>90758675
>middle one needs more porn.

>>90763308
I agree. You know, some say her erogenious zones start some 4 miles from her actual body.

Masturbating to a character doesn't make her your waifu. Are these threads some kind of misguided otaku role-playing?

>>90761351
>Blarq! Blarq! Blarq!
What did he mean by this?

>>90758892
hands down favourite alien race.