Why didn't the X-men just find a magnet of the same pole

>>90750408
because he is master of magnet

>>90750408
Why didn't the X-men just call Magneto "Mutant Hitler" all the time and make fun of him with finger moustaches?

>>90750408
Because he might steal it and then he'll have two poles and what are you gonna do then?

>>90750408
Things Magneto forgets he can do with his powers:
>Affect electricity
>Make things other than himself levitate
>Affect atomic bonds and electrochemical brain signals
>Generate heat, radio signals
>Turn himself invisible
Things Magneto does with his powers:
>Stop bullets
>Fly
>??
>Profit

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>>90751225
According to Mattpat he shouldn't even be able to stop bullets.

He's the master of magnetism. He doesn't just emit a magnetic field, he can manipulated existing ones and create new ones, among other magnet related abilities.

>>90751265
I'm going to guess it's because they aren't made of iron. Is that why?

>>90751225

Why doesn't Magneto use his magnetism to confuse all the pidgeons and redirect them them all over the Xavier mansion so they then poop everywhere?

>>90751225
>>Have dream I have Magneto's powers
>stop bullets of guards chasing me
>levitate

Shit was pretty great.

>>90751732
I forget the details but basically they're the wrong kind of metal. So probably.

>>90751797

It's what I'd do

>>90751798
Whenever I have a dream where I can fly it's almost always Magneto-style. If I try to do a DBZ-style blastoff I hit a "ceiling" and stop flying.

Also my least favorite dreams are the ones where I'm certain I have super powers and try to release them but nothing comes out, snapping me out of the dream. I've had nightmares less frightening than that.

>>90751797
>X-men about to go on a mission
>the X-jet is covered in birdshit
>MAGNETOOOOOOOOOOO

>>90751732
Or Nickel or Cobalt.

Lead is not Magnetic. Then again, neither is a dozen of the other stuff Mags moves around. I think one theory is he can give objects a magnetic field.

I prefer my own headcanon that he's a telekinetic with a very poor understanding of how magnetism works.

>>90752056
Cool blog.

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>>90752285
You can induce magnetism in non-magnetic things, even living things

>>90751265

If his magnetic field can block Adolf Cyclop's optic blast, why couldn't it stop bullets?

>>90752346
Usually when I post something like that I get a response along the lines of "oh my god I'm not alone".

Thanks for the (You) anyway, prick.

>>90753144
Well, to be fair reddit does have that stupid hugebox mentality.

>>90752199
>he eventually starts fucking with the Avengers after the X-Men install screen doors
>they all assume Sam Wilson is pranking them

>>90754141
>Doom recruits him to shit on the Fantasti-car
>Doom sits on his throne stroking himself as he watches Reed wash off all the pigeon shit
>"Good. Good."

>>90750862
>Gee Magneto, how come your mom lets you have two poles?

>>90750862
smoke a pole

>>90751225
>create wormholes in time and space to cross interstellar distances

>>90751732
>>90752285
He's the master of magnetism, not just ferromagnetism. You can magnetize gold with a sufficiently powerful field.

It's true lead isn't magnetic, but it is conductive - anything which is electrically conductive can be affected by magnetism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEIYXomRdLY

>>90752412
You can! But that's probably to do with the iron in their blood. You can also temporarily magnetize the iron in lung and heart tissue to produce a weak but coherent detectable field.

>>90754504
>But that's probably to do with the iron in their blood.
Actually not
It has to do with water

>>90754567
Fucking magnets!

How do they work?

>>90750408
cause

>>90750408
This has to be a troll. Are you in 5th grade?

>>90756957
It's called a shitpost. You might wanna learn to live with it.

>>90750492
That could earn him the U.S. Presidency. Too dangerous a tactic. Better demonize him as a mutie instead.

>>90751225
He can do the Magnetic Tempest, Magnetic Shockwave, remember that magnets can't affect plastics, and sick combos in EVO.

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>>90753144
Stfu homo

>>90750408
A simple magnet of the same pole wouldn't do the trick. You need a Magneto of the same pole, and there is enough problems with having just one.

>>90750492
You generally lose public support when you call a jew that survived concentration camps a ____ hitler.

>>90762520
>just one.
Joseph says hello

>>90759385
[spoilers]YO, FUCK THE KNICKS![/spoiler]

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>>90752346
>>90753551
>>90753144
>Cool blog.
>reddit

Boy it sure is /tv/ in here

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>>90750408
why don't the X-men just use their telekinetic mutants to make the hulk levitate, while creating a vacuum around him? Without anything to connect to/no friction he's literally powerless

>>90750408
Magenta's powers are fucking inconsistent as fuck. He doesn't have the power of magnetism, since he can manipulate non-magnetic metals. But he can't manipulate the calcium in peoples bodies, even if it's a metal. So it's not metal manipulation either.