>AND EVERY LAST INCH OF ME'S COVERED IN HAIR >only

hyperbole

>>90750118
No one lies like Gaston.

>>90750150
low test detected

>>90750118
Gaston is such a stupid character oh my god.

>>90750118
I thought every last inch of him is covered in BEER?

>>90750118
it was metaphorical hair

>>90750150
>>90750176
Nevermind, misread is as "No one likes Gaston"

>>90750367
Humans are naturally hairy, so that makes sense.

>>90750118

It's a silly fucking song

Well technically speaking he's is covered in hair, not all of it visible to the naked eye though.

>>90750548

> No one fucks like Gaston
> No one cucks like Gaston
> No one cradles the balls and then sucks like Gaston.

>I'm especially good at e-JAC-u-LAT-ing

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>>90752531
NO~

ONE~

Me meant on his dick
all 14 inches were covered in hair.

>>90753384
I'd imagine he uses it while hunting. He goes out in the forest, takes off his pants, lies down, and covers himself with leaves. Only his large hairy penis pokes out through the forest floor. Carnivorous animals are attracted to it, thinking that it's a large ferret, but Gaston always moves quicker than them.

>>90750150
No one cries like Gaston
No one mag-ni-fi-cent-ly dies like Gaston!

>>90750140
fpbp

>>90750118
>not "covered in BICEPS TO SPARE"
you fucked up

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>>90753384
PUBES

ALL THE WAY TO THE TIP

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>>90753987
I laughed way harder at that then I should have.