plot twist: he was human, but jack's gone crazy and sees

Already shat on by people who saw the premiere of the three episodes in LA.

And by LaMarr hinting he'll be back.

Oh, wow, I haven't heard that one before, you might be onto something

>>90727437
>And by LaMarr hinting he'll be back.
You better not be yanking my chain man

>>90727473
https://www.reddit.com/r/samuraijack/comments/5ywv10/samurai_jack_season_5_episode_1_discussion_thread/deuyp6v/

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PLOT TWIST: JACK WENT TO THE PAST BUT IS IN A COMA, EVERYTHING IS JUST A DREAM

>>90727679
MORE LIKE JACK NEVER WENT TO THE FUTURE AND WAS IN THE PAST COMA THE WHOLE TIME SO NOW HE'S TECHNICALLY IN THE FUTURE BUT NOT REALLY THOUGH

>>90727350
but what if JACK WAS THE ROBOT ALL ALONG?

>>90727350
Every theory like that is made by GRIMDARKDEEPfags with no imagination.

A twist worthy of M. Night Shamalamalong.

>>90727718
MORE LIKE JACK GOT FOOD POISONING WHEN HE ATE SOME BAD SUSHI AND THEN PASSED OUT ON THE TOILET AND SHIT HIMSELF AND THIS IS ALL A DIARRHEA FEVER DREAM

>>90727679
>those tiny hands
Some people drew porn for too long and did life drawings NEVER.

>>90727718
JACK IS ACTUALLY IN AN ASYLUM, EVERYTHING IS JUST HIS IMAGINATION, AKU IS HIS RAPIST ALSO

>>90727350
The series is the fevered dream of Robin William's character in the movie Jack. That is why he is ageless.

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>>90727350
Op is dumb and has no music in his soul

>>90727832
IT WAS PURGATORY THE WHOLE TIME

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plot twist: the daughters of Aku are actually Jack's biological daughters, humans and loved ones/friends/family are his weakness so once he discovers that he's fighting off/killing off his own children, he'll lose his shit.

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WHAT IF THIS IS JUST ONE OF AKU'S STORIES

>>90728036
THE SEVEN DAUGHTERS REPRESENT THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS

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Why is it more okay to kill sentient robots anyway?

>>90728192
Which one will Ashi represent I wonder? My guesses are wrath, pride or envy.

>>90728216
their only programmed to act sentient

>>90727955
Then we sadly already know how this series ends.

With a belt.

>>90728232
SECOND PLOT TWIST
THEY ALL REPRESENT LUST

>>90728216
Because the censors are anti-robot bigots.

>>90728236
Why did he bother helping robots in several episodes then?

>>90727350
plot twist: hes a robot, but jack is double crazy and saw him as a human so he convinced himself he was a robot

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>>90727350
plot twist: Jack's a robot. The real Jack died 50 years ago. Aku was lonely and made a clone/robot to torture for fun.

>>90728525
plot twist: jack was the pizza

>>90728682
plot twist: Extra Thick is code for tugging

>>90728525
Hell Aku could have mass-produced Jacks and assasins of different types to fight for his amusement, with the real jack locked in a time dungeon somewhere.

Thats why he was out of contact with his waifus and didnt recognize his "favorite assasins" distinctive voice, because he has an entire sattilite tv's worth of channels of robo-jacks getting fucked up 24/7.

>>90728525
Robot|Jack was too powerful and defeated Aku. He had no way to get home and without an enemy he became depressed and made a robot Aku.

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>>90729122
I would pay real money for this Phantom Dust level bullshit ending.

>>90727437
the ONLY way this could possibly work if it goes a little something like this
>Jack is closing in on Aku's castle
>hears scatting
>"I told you babe, I'm the favorite and there ain't no way you're through, not with my new body"
>Jack slowly walks up to him
>"come on babe, let's dance"
>white flash
>Jack is walking away
>Scatman slowly falls splits down the middle and explodes