>How long have you been sittin' there?
>Thirty-five years.
Best King of the Hill quotes/episodes thread?
>>90723404
>"Dale, we're gonna steal a news van."
>"It's the perfect crime! How will they ever report it?"
>Firm, but with little give. Yep, these are medium rare.
>What if somebody wants theirs well-done?
>We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave.
>>90723465
It's funny because it points out the advantage of what they're stealing
>>90723680
It's funny because well-done meat is a waste of good meat
>>90723404
I don't get it.
>That's right Bobby. As you can see, I do not have testicles. Where's your secret weapon now?
SHE BLUFFING! FINISH HER!
>>90723911
You don't get that his wealth and status means he's been sitting on his ass at home for 35 years and he laments it?
>>90724430
i thought hank surgically removed her testicles before the fight
>>90724594
What?
>I'm not sure if there's a God, or a heaven, but one thing I can tell you, your daddy's going to Hell.
>>90724843
This has always stuck with me.
>>90723680
and yet in another episode they grill stuff well done with no problem
>>90723911
>I don't get it.
He's been stagnating for his whole life and realizes it was a waste.
>Was about to make a thread on this
Gilbert is amazing in both his voiced appearances. Bill finally getting some was great too. Especially since Peggy was against it. Sucks the family dies with Bill.
>"So... Gilbert, how do the Saints look this year?"
>"Uh huh huh. I'm more familiar with sinners than saints, Mr. Hill. And sinners ALWAYS look good."
Genius
Pocket sand!
>both of em!
Loser! You're a loser! Are you feelin' sorry for yourself? Well you should be 'cause you are DIRT!
Right in Peggy's face.
>An F in English? Bobby you speak English.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Za1nmyXE0
>>90729542
That was a fucking treasure, thanks for bringing that to my attention anon
>>90729010
>>90729063
Yeah, you can tell the writers had either a lot of fun or frustration thinking of his dialogue.
>>90729542
Now I've seen it all.