ITT things you hear casuals say
>Batman is the only interesting DC character
I have heard this both in real life and on /tv/ and /v/.
>I had sex
>Who?
"The people that interact with me like me."
>I to wash myself at least once a day.
>could you please stop, you're making me uncomfortable
>>90697311
>I like all the diversity in the new movies!
>>90697311
> Who's that blue guy, why is he betraying Hellboy?
> One thing I didn't get in Logan, is it happening after that movie with Apocalypse?
> Wait, there are other mythologies than the Greek one?
I wish I was joking.
>>90697311
>I hate Spider-Man and Superman because they're too perfect.
>It was just a question, calm down!
>Could you just leave? Nobody wants you here.
>EW! Get away from me, creep!
>>90697484
kek
>>90697311
"I can't leave this tank or I would die in minutes. Its the only thing keeping me alive anymore."
I hate casuals so damn much.
>be in local LCS shop
>simple conversation with shopkeep
>tell him to "keep on truckin', like Crumb said"
>he doesn't know what I'm talking about
>later on
>he's talking about some "weird battle bunny book" a customer bought
>he's always on the hunt for dirty, filthy furfags
>they're good fodder for him to laugh at
>I look over, it's an Usagi Yojimbo omnibus
>one time
>shop setting up for MtG tournament
>he's talking about his Cerebus the hound card
>I tell him he must have meant "Cerberus"
>I tell him that "Cerebus" is an aardvark
>he insists that I'm mistaken
>once
>a middle-aged couple is browsing and arguing with each other
>I call them a couple of love bunglers, ask shopkeep his opinion
>he just stares at me blankly
>one day
>customer tries to buy a comic, he stops them
>"Rob Liefeld is the worst cancer to ever hit the industry" he explains
>"for your own sanity, avoid him at all costs" he goes on
>customer returns the comic to the shelf
>it's the 2012 relaunch of Prophet
>another day
>stray cat enters the store
>starts rubbing herself against him (he smells like fish desu (to be honest))
>he tries to shoo her away but she won't go
>I remark "that's one crazy cat, amirite?"
>I'm not proud of that
>I wasn't funny, I wasn't clever, I wasn't original
>but damn, he didn't show even the slightest hint of recognition
>2015
>ask if he's going to push any Bechdel comics after their success at the Tony Awards
>he yells at me that comics can't win Tonies
>not worth my time, I just walk away
>the worst
>every time someone comes and asks for fantasy and scifi recs
>all he can recommend is Vertigo (like Sandman) and Cosmic Marvel (like Annihilation)
>I mean, those aren't bad comics
>I mean, the customer will enjoy reading them
>but really, is that ALL he knows?
>is that ALL he can recommend?
>smdhtbqhfam
All true. He considers himself "knowledgeable" about "comics", but all he really knows is two publishers and one genre. What a casual.
>Marvel triumphs in movies, DC in comics
>Continuity doesn't matter
>>90698556
Your pasta is stale from reheating.
>>90698739
Let me have sex with you. I'm so horny.
>>90697311
>visiting /tv/ and /v/
Why would you do that to yourself?
>>90698739
Thank you for defending this thread. Apart from that one post, this thread is fresh and hilarious and on-point. Good job.
>What does Action Comics have to do with Superman?
From a self proclaimed "huge fan" of Superman.
Why did they whitewash Green Lantern?
How is Aquaman useful?
Civil War is the greatest story in the Marvel Universe
>the whole point of street level heros is that they cant fly
>why else dont they try to help other cities besides their own?
<because they cant get there
>>90697311
>/tv/
you deserved it