How does Wolverine get away with banging half his students? Kitty Pryde, Jubilee, Rogue.
They're like 150 years younger than him, and he's an authority figure.
If he wasn't an X-man, he'd be in jail. Why isn't Xavier bothered by this?
>>90618887
He's fucking Wolverine. That's it.
X lets it slide as long as Logan doesn't try and stop him reading his mind and reliving the sex memories to help him get off
>>90618887
Because Daddy gets what Daddy wants, OP.
He never had a romantic or sexual relationship with kitty or jubilee. And rogue was an adult woman when she joined the x-men, she was never a student
>>90619000
She was like 17
"Age of consent only applies to humans, mutants ain't human" - Wolverine on his disgusting habits
>>90618887
he didn't bang those characters.
>>90619151
How naive are you?
>>90619000
This
He's actively grossed out by Ogun-possessed Kitty kissing him on Death of Wolverine
And who didn't bang Rogue, honestly?
>>90618986
>Pixie
NO
PIXIE IS PURE STFU
He never had a sexual relationship in 616 with nobody in that picture except storm.But he has walked naked in front of Kitty and jubilee .
>>90619426
>>90619454
>oyyyyyy
What did she mean by this?
>>90618887
manlet fantasy
>>90619543
he has a nice cock
>>90619373
>Pure
>ever makes this face
>>90619321
>And who didn't bang Rogue, honestly?
No one until Sentry
>>90619724
>Makes that face more than once, even
ur waifu a slut
>>90619593
>All that yellow fever in Wolverine's
>>90618887
I think he has only banged Storm and got blue balled a lot by Jean.
>>90619373
this never gets old
>>90619751
>No mutie dry humping
Anon...
>>90619724
hmm, where have I seen this before?
>>90619821
kek
>>90618887
>How does Wolverine get away with banging half his students? Kitty Pryde, Jubilee, Rogue.
>They're like 150 years younger than him, and he's an authority figure.
Elektra complex. Plus writers having the opposite of that and self-inserting.
>>90619724
>>90619753
>>90619821
Land is cheating and you know it.
He's too hung up on Jean and his Japanese waifus to bang any of them though.
>>90619543
Wolverine is canon hung like a horse.
>>90618887
Kitty had daddy issues
>>90620043
>opposite
inverse
>>90620133
Whoa, when did Shulk sleep with juggernaut?
>>90620157
Most whores do.
>>90620350
She Didn't
At least not "THAT" Shehulk.
>>90620157
Which comic is this from?
>>90620447
Wolverine vol4 016 in Aaron run.
>>90620133
>ageless travel-size manslut dissing anyone else as "sloppy seconds"
>>90619821
>>90619915
I like Land as in "paints a surreal landscape of porn faces"
Wait when did he sleep with Rogue???
>>90621172
Never , OP is a faggot. They only had a kiss under effects of mind control in X-men legacy .
>>90618887
>Rogue
>>90620438
>retconning sleeping with juggernaut
>retconning losing her power
It was a pretty complicated but fairly well done retcon by Slott but not one he could pull off these days with how bad he's gotten.
>>90619209
>durrr he banged on my fanfiction so that totally counts!!
>>90620438
Juggernaut confirmed for bi
>>90620157
The red head is Jean??? BTW he has banged MJ???
He fucked Rogue? How? Was she powerless?
>>90619454
She really shouldn't be all that impressed, he's a midget his junk will always look bigger in relation to his tiny frame.
>>90622815
Didn't Pete throw him out of a skyscraper window for flirting with MJ back before OMD?
>>90623652
So this is a no? Because he could still have banged her after that when she was depressed and vulnerable Peter was dead on "The Other", or even after that post OMD.
>>90618887
big Canadian cock
>>90618887
because manlet cock has intoxicating pheromones
He should be behind bars anyway, filthy muty.
>>90619593
Why are Marvel women such whores?
>>90623652
Yes, he reveals later that he pissed him off a little so he could get a little steam off.
>>90618960
Can X even feel anything down there?
>>90620157
>A killer
You're one to talk, Clint.
>>90618887
Because actual society has retarded 'standards' that make a 17yo jailbait and a 19yo totally fine to fuck.
>>90622606
Right?
Read comics more, people.
The only one in that image that he's fucked is Storm and I wish that hadn't happened since her and Jean are best friends.
>>90618887
Why is Lockheed there?
>>90622815
It's Hope Summers.
>>90618887
He treats them like his daughters, he didn't fuck them, and they see him as a father figure too ,so no sexual.
>>90620438
Was this during the Claremont run? The one where Juggs was losing/lost his powers and was hanging out with the X-Men?
I'm not ashamed to admit that I loved that fucking run, even the dumb shit with the nurse and Beak.
>>90619724
That was the best sex of her life
>>90618887
Because if he doesnt the xmen franchise would look and feel so gay and effeminate
>>90619724
I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG
>>90618887
>Rogue
Moviefags pls
>Kitty and Jubilee
Jubilee had a crush on him that she outgrew, I don't think Kitty ever did. It's always been a fatherly relationship with them, Jubilee especially.
Does the "he's Canadian" excuse still work or did laws change up there?
>>90618946
Himself too?
>>90619724
I'll have what she's having
>>90622339
>It was a pretty complicated but fairly well done retcon by Slott but not one he could pull off these days with how bad he's gotten.
There was nothing at all well done about it. Just another example of him doing shit because it pissed him off personally: he flipped out and threw a tantrum and tried to originally claim it was an LMD when it first happened.
>>90627906
>Was this during the Claremont run
Austen, not Claremont.
>>90619593
When did Hawkguy bang Black Canary??
Or Maria Hill?
>>90620157
Emma is literally best girl
>>90620157
How does Emma know what a warthog smells like?
>>90619751
Mags gave her his magnetic peen after AoX.