>>Uncle Ben gets shot >>Crying his eyes out. >>Hears

>>90615185
It was a different time.

You would understand the pleasure web swinging gives you

That... didn't happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouG3PqGxTmM

>>90615185
Who cares. That wasn't even his uncle's actual killer.
His uncle's actual killer was a guy with a sick daughter who only stole the money so he could save his sick daughter. He had a sick daughter.

>>90615185
I'm fairly certain you're not remembering this right

>>90616683
Dat elfman tho

>>90615185
Ladies and weirdos, OP is being a faggot again

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>>90615185
That's not what happened at all. He was pretty serious through that whole exchange. And the whole Trilogy, for that matter.

Really, the main issue with Spider-Man is that he doesn't really wisecrack in this series.

And that the script forgets he has Spider Sense all the time.

And that Peter is a bullied loser all the time, even in fucking college.

Come to think of it, there was a lot that I disliked about these movies, even if they were mostly good.

Reminder that Uncle Ben died over chocolate milk

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>>90617412
>And that the script forgets he has Spider Sense all the time.

Just like a lot of Spider-man writers do all the time

>>90616683
It happens at 1:28

>>90615185
When was the last time you saw SM1?

>>90615185
>>get bitten by a spider
>>Crying his eyes out
>>Hears report of the spider making an escape
>>Starts swinging towards the spider's net
>>"WOOOOO HOOOOO!!!"
>>EIGHT LEGS MEANS SEVEN VAGINAS

>>90617547
That was terror

>>90617547
he's making all sorts of noises. he feels like a god.

>>90617547
that was not woohoo

>>90617412
He does, though not as much
>Here's your change (hits ock with a bag of money)
>I have a knack for that
>Little goblin jr, wanna cry?

I mean is not really comedy material but sure beats
>I'm swinging in here!

Or the whole "Tony sempai, I ship us both in tumblr" thing he has going in Civil War

>>90617320
I still forget that he's credited for making both the 1989 Batman theme and the 2001 Spider man theme. And I don't think we ever had a superhero movie that could ever top those two themes (excluding the Superman theme).

>>90617547
That was more of a scream of terror than excitement

>>90619746
I liked the dark knight theme

>>90615185

>>90619205
>Tony sempai, I ship us both in tumblr
When in the fuck did something like this happen. He fanboy'ed out for a bit, sure, but jesus christ you make it sound like he was drooling over Stark.