Would you date and or marry her, given the chance? She would,

I'm down to suckle the banana breasts

>>90582508
No way.

She may have a good bode, but she's extremely emotionally dependent, so I have no idea if that's a good thing or a bad thing when it comes to starting a family with her.

>>90582530
Why would strong emotional dependence EVER be a bad thing?

Yeah. I would tell her to use my face as a chair a lot.

Speaking of her, last night I had a dream about her....she lived in some really small house next to a bigger house behind a fence, she was my neighbor, she came out and was really affectionate to me and we made out and I sniffed her asshole, later the Joker showed up and was none the wiser but it was clear she liked me better, we both helped the Joker with some plan but she liked me and it was clear I was going to steal her away from him had the dream gone on longer

It's funny how you can tell that the creator of a thread is autistic just by the subject matter and they way they word it.

>>90582586
It wouldn't matter in terms of a qt fictional character who's practically designed to be cute and charming, but if you've ever dated someone whos you know, a real person with many layers to their personality, who's that way IRL realistically it's pretty much guaranteed to be drama city and misery

9 times out of 10 if someone (real) is over dependent solely on you being their source of emotional happiness it's going to lead to issues and fighting the moment you do anything the least bit wrong

>>90582508
Would you date a child murderer?

>>90582508
>She would, of course be as devoted and affectionate to you as she would be towards the Joker.

Then yes.

>>90582721
Yeah

>>90582508
no, she's a crazy, psychotic twat.

>>90582508
I'm already dating a girl that devoted, submissive and ditzy.
It gets old real quick

>>90582972
Jesus. Why are you doing this to yourself and when are you breaking up with her?

Tell us some stories of your everyday life.

>>90582508
>date someone that will do anything you tell them to
I don't see how this can go wrong in any way.

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>>90583040
Think of a yappy chihuahua spliced in with a really needy cat, and now make it a five feet tall redhead with brand new tit implants.

High pitch voice, constant whining, your mom's best friend, pathologically jealous, clingy, constantly horny, mood swings from utterly depressed to sunshine happy in the blink of an eye, brings you bizarre gifts to prove you her love, always trying to impress you and outdo herself, needs to be petted at all times, unironically thinks Joker&Harley are a good couple, occupies every space of your house at the same time, a tone of voice from you can ruin the rest of her day while a stray compliment can make the rest of her week, has a 50s housewife fetish.

You get the picture.

>>90584301
That sounds way too much like my girlfriend. She never brings me any gifts though.

>>90582508
Nah. I'm attracted to aggressive women that are challenging.

I really liked her issue of Convergence.
Where she had spent the year in a relationship with a cop she had almost killed
And while he was afraid of her Harley Quinn persona he fell in love with the real her when she was normal and visiting him in hospital.
And as they lived together he helped her through her crazy episodes and.kept her sane and Harley had close to a happy ending.


And then a voice in the sky said she had to go battle Capt. Carrot of the zoo crew and she has to go he crazy again to fight.

>>90584666
Which issue is that?

>>90582508

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwKgTMkL2SQ

>>90584666
But what's the point if she isn't crazy? She's boring if she's normal.

>>90584977
Ah yes who would want to be in a relationship with a smoking hot blonde former gold medal gymnast with a doctorate in psychology.

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>>90584918
Convergence: Harley Quinn

Only two-three issues long

>>90585018
Exactly. In the way you described her just now, all she'd be good for is sex, apparently.

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>>90582508
Hell yeah I would.

>>90582586
This. Hyperactive, overly needy, possibly psychologically problematic qts are my fetish. I like being needed and overly important to somebody, who doesn't?
Back when I was 14 and watched 12 Monkeys for the first time all I could think about for a week straight was Brad Pitt's character from the movie bunny hopping on my dick like a piston to make me happy. You just know that getting to stick your dick in crazy makes it all worthwhile.

Question for all of you guys;

If he wasn't deformed and had stayed qt, would you a Deadpool?

>>90585341
>all I could think about for a week straight was Brad Pitt's character from the movie bunny hopping on my dick like a piston to make me happy
what the fuck

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>>90585402
That's correct.

>>90582524

Dude, *thumbs up*

>>90582508
This is the most autistic OP I've seen all day, and that's saying something considering the usually posting standards of the board.

Traditinally, Harley's psychosis was formed almost entirely around her relationship with the Joker. Everything she does is done with the Joker in mind to the point where her entire identity is essentially modelled after his own. If she were to somehow completely dissociate herself from the Joker and genuinely fall for someone else, her personality would cease to exist as it does. She would instead become an entirely different person suited to being her new partner's perfect woman, whether that's a doting housewife, a rebellious bad girl or an intelligent and career-motivated woman.

TL;DR - Harley's unique psychosis essentially makes her a blank slate upon which any personality type could be impressed. As such, she can pretty much be anyone you want her to be.

>>90582508
I'd hook up with her, yes, but not date and marry. I like my girlfriend/wife to wear the pants in the relationship, and to at least be on equal footing intellectually.

So yes I'm single.

>>90583609
There's a difference between what you tell her to do and how she interprets what you tell her to do, there lie the problems

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>>90582508
Well, considering how desperate and dependent I would be also...

Fuck it. Marry, treat with equal affection, maybe even hold hands.

>>90582508
Yes

How often do you thing batman's rogues date civilians?

I would fuck her and then illegally jump the border to other dimension.

Any other answer is completely wrong.

>>90585402
>>all I could think about for a week straight was Brad Pitt's character from the movie bunny hopping on my dick like a piston to make me happy
>what the fuck

It's just the gay version of being molested by Harley. Each sounds worse than the other.

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I'd go for it just for the easy, (probably) kinky clown sex, but I don't know I could handle her personality in a relationship more serious than simply "friends with benefits".

If she's only just pretending to be retarded for fun and is at least a marginally competent human being, then sure, fine. But if she's just some vapid, screw-up slut with crippling dependency issues? ..still might, but she would only be for bully, and I would cuckquean her nightly by exploiting her connections with other slutty villainesses.

Serious question. What is the appeal of Harley Quinn?

>>90593111
yandere

>>90593111
Harlequin
bad girl
jersey accent
clingy

>>90585664
Unless she stopped existing when you dumped her, that does not sound like it would go well.

>>90593504
Unless Ivy's is a factor here, which by OP premises doesn't look like it, since Ivy exist only because Harley is in an abusive relantionship, take out the abusive part and Ivy wouldn't exist in Harley's life... So yeah, anon's is fucked

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>>90593111
Once upon a time, Harley Quinn was a serviceably entertaining original character for B:TAS, who initially could tastefully pander to more than a few vanilla preferences all at once ("clown girls", "bad girls", "corrupted innocence", etc.). She was never forced (at least noticeably) hard into the center of the show's spotlight- and while she did get a few episodes of her own, she was always set up squarely as a humble side character who existed amidst the larger, already established and respected Batman lore... It's worth mentioning, too, that Bruce Timm's "Playboy cartoonist" pin-up style could visually carry her otherwise weak personality, which was never really even that offensively bad to begin with. And for many, she was considered a "fan favorite" in the DCAU, since given her status quo of being the supporting cast for The Joker (or Poison Oaky), individual fans began to collectively assume her to be "underrated" compared to solo villainesses, and thus deserving of a swift push into the mainstream comics.

And then all of the successful elements to her character were incrementally removed throughout other cross-medium Batman adaptations (comics, vidyas, even movies now), and to save face; fans had to pretend they liked her all for 'more' than only the sum of her most surface characteristics all along, which subsequently led to her getting retooled into a """feminist""" chaotic neutral flagship character (because DC needed a Deadpool, and none of their other potential comedic placebos had the "fan favorite" status which Harley did)

If you were given the chance, would you want to be Harley Quinn?

No because shes a fucking evil murderous bitch who would probably end up killing me in my sleep.

>>90584301
>tit implants.
Disgusting.
Everything else sounds great though

>>90594339
yes
dump joker and summarily fuck everyone in arkham worth their mask

>>90582586
If you consider it from a normal guy's perspective, it means that he could never go out with his friends without constantly getting calls from Harley. It means not being able to do anything alone or on his own. She would always be there. It means having her slowly change him into a bitter person, slowly suffocating and not even being able to cheat without getting caught and having his balls sliced off while he's sleeping.

>>90594732
>not even being able to cheat
Ebin

>>90594732
>not even being able to cheat
>as if cheating is normal

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>>90594732
>cheating on Harley out of all people
>wanting to die

>>90594773
>>90594784
Cheating is pretty common among dysfunctional couples.

>>90584301
She sounds great actually

>>90582508
Yeah sure.

>>90584301
You don't deserve her. Let me have her instead.

>>90585341
You're essentially asking me if I'd fuck a guy who looks like Ryan Reynolds except he's a high speed operator who'll fuck off out of my life when he gets a gig somewhere else? Talks a lot but that's what my dick is for isn't it?
Of course I would, I'm not a faggot.

>>90594339
Depends on version but probably yes. Kill Joker, fuck Nightwing, marry Ivy.

>>90594732
>implying she wouldn't let me shag Midnighter if she could watch

>>90590043
>Scarecrow
probably never
>Mad Hatter
unless you count the comics where he's a pedophile, never
>Bane
possibly, when he's not roided out he seems like he could be a nice guy
>Mr.Freeze
too hung up on his dead wife
>Riddler
probably says he want a woman who can match his intellect but if he ever met one would sperg out trying to prove he's smarter

>>90593504
>>90593819
I didn't factor that into my considerations...fuck.

>>90596301
>Penguin
Probably has women he fucks on the reg, but they're really just escorts and high-class hookers.
>Two-Face
Post-Harvey, probably never.

>>90585341
Deadpool emotionally involved with me who I can use for my own selfish goals? Are you retarded? I'd take him with deformities and all - and you know what they say about third degree burns on a regenerating victim.

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>>90590043
>>90596301
>Riddler
the last time he tried it didn't exactly go well

>>90582508
I feel like I would be paranoid about her leaving me. you know they say those who cheated with you will cheat on you, if something turned her from the joker who is to say I won't make the same mistake?

>>90596512
Considering OP never said she cheated on Joker, just that she'd love you just as much and be devoted to you, you could make the argument that she just fell in love with you instead. If Joker ever came for her, especially if he found out she was dating someone new, you'd be in trouble.

>>90596512
has any man ever spilled this much spaghetti?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3CEzbMhCrw

>>90596591
meant for
>>90596518
i guess

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>>90584479
It's less gifts and more like weird uncalled for gestures
>I learned how to make creme brulee, so we're having nothing but creme brulee for dinner tonight
>I ordered this frilly lingerie and 10 inch heels online, they're uncomfortable but I thought you'd like them
>I washed your car while you were sleeping
Things like that.

>>90594555
Her idea, she's naturally flat and it used to bother her a ton so when I proposed paying for a boobjob for christmas she immediately jumped on the idea. She's happy as can be and I'm reaping the benefits.

>>90594732
This guy hit the nail right on the head.

>>90595595
You're right, the pros outweight the cons but it can still be suffocating.

>>90595931
You're not the first guy to say that and you'll not be the last, she'll never let go of me.

>>90596591
what if you just shoot the joker

>>90582508
yeh

>>90598153
Have you thought of cheating on her? How do you go out with your friends without her freaking out?

This reminds me of when i fucked a Harley Quinn cosplayer at a con 7 years ago and she stayed in character the whole time. Damn i miss going to conventions

>>90600511
Greentext please

>>90598153
>trading flat justice for artificial tittymonster

>>90600511
>>90600696
seconding.

>>90594189
She went from a depressed nurse lured into an abusive relationship by Joker into a completely bat-shit insane tipsy bimbo whore.

>>90600068
More than think about it I've cheated on her a few times before, we've been going on-off for years. But I got tired of being a shit and for two years we've been going steady with me on my best behaviour.

When I leave the house for too long she freaks out anyway so I just go out with them, over the years I've learned to tune out her bullshit like white noise. She'll pout and throw a tantrum via texts, realize I'm not playing her game and get over it. By the time I get home she'll probably be waiting for me in a nightgown or something.

>>90600871
Big boobs are always better, even the fake ones.

>>90600511
>>90600696
>>90601227
Thirding

>>90582508

Absolutely. She is pure of heart and deep down a good person.

>>90596832
jesus christ this is embarrassing to watch

>>90584301
Why are crazy girls always horny
The "girls arent horny like guys xdd" thing is a meme but man I messed around with a pretty fucked in the head girl once and it never stopped, what makes those two things mutually exclusive
I was tapped dry like an oil well

>>90600511
Woah woah woah, hol' the fuck up, dubs. You can't just drop shit like that, and not tell a story.
Fourthing.

>>90606077
kek wills it.

>>90584301
So the perfect girl

Hell no, I don't want to die because she thought it would be funny to give me a cake with a spring-loaded boxing glove filled with horseshoes.

>>90600511
fifthing

Hell yes.

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Never Stick your dick in crazy.

But yeah I would.

>>90582508

Hell no.
I only go gay for sad yet funny cuties.

Wait a minute...

Okay well either way, she's too violent and I'm already insane. We'd probably bring out the worse in each other. This wouldn't end well.

>>90609282

I so want to shove my face in her ass.

>>90605448
it's the riddler, were you expecting him to be a casanova?

>>90610132
i expected him not to have all the dignity of a permavirgin

>>90610317
but he is a pemavirgin

>>90603195
post pics now

>>90596301
>>Bane
>possibly, when he's not roided out he seems like he could be a nice guy

Bane's smart and interesting as fuck, he'd be a great bf but he doesn't seem like the dating type... too caught up with and devoted to his cause like Bruce. Also, possible prison rape scenarios aside, wouldn't Bane probably be a virgin?

>>90596492
>you know what they say about third degree burns on a regenerating victim.

W-what do they say, anon?

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>>90610718
nobody cared who he was until he put on the mask, after all
A lot of people refused his offer in favor of CIA's, so he probably had a tough time.

He wasn't alone, that's for sure, but when it comes to a life of crime, in and out of Arkham, you don't get to bring friends.

You know, his former lovers say he had a lot of loyalty for a hired gun, which was probably why he was so devastated when she cheated on him. he never expected to find someone with the wreckage brother. He didn't talk to his brother or anyone after that, after all he was trying to grab his prize. "they're not my friends" but in his heart he knew that he had let himself get caught.

>>90610855
>he had let himself get caught
But was it a part of his plan?

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Nah. If I had to pick a fun, spunky, cute, villainess to gf, I'd go with pick related.

>>90610718
>Wouldn't Bane probably be a virgin?

I distinctly remember him cuddling with a woman post-coitus in Secret Six. And he didn't seem happy

>>90611067
enjoy your electrical burns

>>90611069
>Secret Six

He's extremely out of character in Secret Six and might you be talking about the time he cuddled with Scandal Savage? Because that was some weird hamfisted father/daughter thing they had going. They were just buddies and she was a dyke anyways. I don't know, I don't remember the series all too well.

On that note, I'm also surprised that he isn't either completely asexual or gay since he probably hadn't seen a single woman after his mother had died until he escaped from jail. That's from ages 5 or 6 to presumably 20/30-something only seeing other dudes. I know sexuality isn't a choice but could someone really be straight if they'd only seen one girl before in their life and that was their mom?

>>90608568
Where's that one from?

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>>90596144
>>90596492

All characters with healing factors would have tight asses as well. Anything you do to it, no matter how big your schlong is, and it'll tighten right back up like a virgin every time. It's never been stated but why the fuck would it not be that way? It's... basic science or whatever.

qt Wade truly is the best husbando

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I would let her scratch me where I can't reach, if you know what I mean.

>>90584301
>tfw have one of those but she can't please me whatsoever

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>>90609282

>>90600511
6thing

>>90584301
How do I find a girl like that?

>>90600511
I fucked a Harley Quinn cosplayer this year.
Granted, she was a SS version one, but the Leto 'do gets you laid.

>>90605576
Did she drink your milkshake?
I don't know man, the thing in their brains that makes them crazy probably makes them thirsty.

>>90607294
Far from it, but the fact that you think that says a lot about you.

>>90613089
You mean sexually or in general?

>>90613905
Met mine at a party in college, chance encounter. Don't know what to tell you.

>>90615729
>You mean sexually or in general?
Sexually

>>90582508
Do I get to kill the Joker too?

>>90582508
>She would, of course be as devoted and affectionate to you as she would be towards the Joker. She'd do ANYTHING you tell her to do.

And we're making porn. She'll do anything for me, so I'll use her body for porn, with myself and women, and erotic art photos. It would be fun.

>>90615793
>implying

Many anons in this thread are getting a paddling from a certain plant goddess

>>90616227
She gets cucked on a daily basis, she doesn't care any more.

>>90616310
Sadly true

>>90616343
>sadly

>>90616444
Yeah sadly, got any problems with that?

>>90616460
Yes I do, ma'am.

>>90616490
Good

>>90615793
Why not just rape him?

>>90616532
God damn it Gordon. Go fuck yourself with a rake.

>>90616567
I'll go rape myself with a rake.

>>90613089
>>90584301
I don't understand you two, you're here complaining about your girlfriends that sound pretty good to us all but they're not up to snuff according to you guys.

What's the deal? Are you Chads?

>>90617381
Familiarity breeds contempt.

>>90617381
>What's the deal?
Just because you love someone doesn't mean you're forbidden from complaining about them.

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>>90584301
>unironically thinks Joker&Harley are a good couple
Leave her.

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>>90619146
Harley/Joker is patrician-tier.

>>90619465
True

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>>90611261
Harley Quinn Valentine day issue.

>>90619146
>How to know your GF/BF is trash in one simple step!

>>90620434
>thinking there's only two genders

>>90582508
i don't stick my dick in crazy

>>90617381
>chad
That is a very offensive word, bro

>>90621446
>How to know your GF/BF/TGF/TBF/Otherkin GF/Otherkin BF is trash in one simple step!

Happy now?

>>90584301

>Redhead

Of course, why are red headed women always fucking insane?

>>90582508
Why wouldn't I, sure

>>90611401
You can't reach your dick? Stop the burgers fatso!

>>90600696
>>90601227
>>90603214
>>90606077
>>90613169
>Anyway i had gone to a party with a friend earlier and left sometime after midnight. Subway wad closed ( i was in Toronto at the time btw) so I started waking around town. Stopped to have a smoke and a minute later this girl walks up to me, wearing a Harley Quinn outfit and asks for a cigarette. We started talking and to cut it short we ended up in a cab to her place.

>At first i didn't realize there was a fan expo going on so you could imagine that i was a bit weirded out at first to see Harley cosplayer out of fucking nowhere asking me for a smoke. (If you've been to a con before you know that most of the cosplayers stay in costume even when they leave to go to their hotels or whatever)

>But she was cute and dressed as Harley and my cock ultimately vetoed any form of common sense. Not to mention i was a bit tipsy. Plus i've never fucked a girl who was wearing a costume at the time so...yeah.

>Also she did the accent the whole time( i shit you not the whole fucking time), so i guess that counted as role play sex. She was short and had decent tits, her ass was like a fucking peach though, not flat at all but not big either just like a cute little bubble butt.


>we went to her apartment and we drank some Jager while listening to music. She had a shitload of comic books too.

>Rest is just sex , not used to rough sex . It wasn't that rough, but some of things she said and the slaps would knock me out of my comfort zone. Took a few minutes to get used to.

>And yes, she did keep doing cheesy comic book lines. When we were about to begin she said something about how she isn't a fan of flash, so I better not disappoint her.

>>90622449
What'd you do after the sex?

>>90622449
I find this really funny for some reason. Reminds me of an image Can't post it on blue boards since it's NSFW, that's how the rules work, right? where it's talking about prostitutes and their clients. One of the clients was a baneposter and would tell her to say you're a big guy and then scream FOR YOU in typical /tv/ fashion.

>>90611340
Maybe, maybe not... but at least any injury wouldn't stick so that's good.
Only problem with fucking Deadpool in the ass is he'll be talking.

>>90622792
we exchanged numbers but nothing ever came of it, we stopped talking like a few weeks later

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When I was a child, I waifued Harley.

Then I grew up and realized Catwoman made more sense.

>>90622939
>tfw Claremont hired a Storm dominatrix
/our.guy/

>>90614742
My girlfriend dressed as SS Harley Quinn for halloween, she was really butthurt over it

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>>90623080
>Harley
Devoted insane Waifu that will do whatever you wished for and is up for threesomes with Ivy.
>Catwoman
A slut that fucks you over constantly for her own selfishness, and sucks major cocks behind your back.

I mean there's reason why Bruce treat her like shit.

>>90623260
Oh yeah, I remember you. Your girlfriend was butthurt because the other girls at the party were also dressed as SS Harley and seh wanted to be the only one, right?. You told this in last year Halloween thread

>>90620359
Why was she on a date with Bruce? I'm legitimately curious.

>>90624045
Because she paid to have a date with Bruce. It was one of those "who gives more money to win a date with Billionare Bruce Wayne" kind of things

>>90624397
Why would she want to go on a date with Bruce?

>>90625673
Dunno, it's Harley's book nothing there makes sense

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>>90623285
Sorry dude, I just realized the more and more IRL Joker fangirls sprang up, that the kind of personality that is not just attracted to, but actively romanticizes the Joker, is fucking gross and obnoxious and waaay too middle-school for me. Sure Harley may seem funny or amusing through the lens of media, but pretty much everyone who's ever been around her in-universe confirms that she's annoying as hell over prolonged periods of time.

Selina Kyle, on the other hand, seems pretty chill and worldly af, she'd be happy as long as you didn't judge her for her kleptomania and you get to actually go out in publics, to art galleries and museums and shit, and she actually seems like she'd be more interesting conversation than Ms. "HOLY FRIJOLES I'M SPILLIN' MUH RAVIOLIS, LOLSORANDUM XD"

I don't know why you brought up the "LOL THIS ONE WILL CHEAT ON YOU" angle, Harley sluts it up with beefcake in her own book CONSTANTLY. Need I remind you of the time she was gangbanged by a roomful of Joker cosplayers at SDCC?

>>90626059
Not that guy but arguing female character slutiness is a moot point, I mean for one Harley have never had a kid that wasn't Joker's while Selina had Slam Brandley's son's kid, BUT Selina was never gangbanged by men dressed as Bats while Harley was gangbanged by men dressed as Joker. So as you can see arguing who's more slut is really a moot point

>>90610317
>>90610388
S2 Riddler is GOAT, he goes partly-crazy in a way that makes him charming and irresistible, dates this chick, then she finds out he murdered her ex and tries to leave, he kills her, has a nervous breakdown, realizes he enjoyed killing, takes in Penguin (on the run after a convoluted scheme went awry) and they become best buds, do piano duets and shit, it's adorable, while Penguin teaches him how to become a better criminal, he frames Jim Gordon for a bunch of shit, has his own convoluted riddle-themed schemes that almost work, gets sent to Arkham, becomes top dog because he's the only functioning inmate (everyone else has been tortured to hell by Professor Strange), helps Strange torture Lucius Fox and Bruce Wayne, then gets dumped as expedient.

This is one season, mind you, and he's a supporting character. Gotham is off the rails crazy.

>>90596434
Penguin probably gets all the tail he wants because he's legitimately terrifying if you upset him in the slightest.

There was a thread recently on /co/, he has the family of a man murdered because he chewed gum next to his mother's corpse. He's petty and vindictive to the extreme, and he has the money and influence to ruin your life in spectacular ways. How do you feel a girl turning him down would fare?

How soon before word got out that Penguin gets his or everyone you love dies?

>>90626961
>How do you feel a girl turning him down would fare?

How about using him to get popular because he wanted to reform?

Go watch that BTAS episode, seriously.

>>90626961
Wasn't there a comic showing Penguin ruining a chef's life for making a crack at him or something similar.

>>90593429
I met this girl once, she was just slightly above average - not someone you'd turn down but not a head-turner either.

Then she opened her mouth and holy shit that accent was such a turn-on. I don't know why, maybe I just associated it with Harley, but I'm normally not a Harleyfag.

>>90627019
No, my friend, he ruined this chef's life, along with several other people associated with him, because he LAUGHED in his general vicinity.

The comic explicitly states Penguin had no idea if the chef was even laughing at him, but got mad anyway.

He made his life so miserable the chef killed himself two months later.

Comic Penguin don't play.

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>>90622449
>When we were about to begin she said something about how she isn't a fan of flash, so I better not disappoint her.

IT WAS ME BARRY! I MADE YOU PREMATURELY EJACULATE!

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>>90623285
>>90626627
If Selina is a slut for having Helena, does that mean Bruce is a slut for having Damian with Talia?

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I'd rather stick my dick in other crazy. But yeah i'd stick it in crazy

>>90627293
I don't know, what I was trying to say was that arguing which female character is more of a slut is dumb since writers are going to make them have sex with characters outside their love interest circle

>>90625673

>Why would a woman want to go out with a 6'2 super jacked billionaire.

>>90626059
Harley wouldn't cheat on you if she's treated you like Joker, like what OP said. Catwoman on the other hand is always casual when it comes to her relationships.

>>90627767
>Harley not cheating on the Joker

Come on, anon. She totally cheated J with Ivy lotsa times. I mean, she IS loyal, but a woman has her needs and something those needs are satisfied by another woman (or person)

>>90582508
I hate both Joker and Harley fans a whole lot, but I honestly would go out with Harley because I'm seriously emotionally needy and pathetic too and it'd be nice to date someone who doesn't think I'm clingy and dependent and obsessive. Sad part is she'd probably dump me for those very reasons like every other girl.

Also the issue of being a wanted criminal makes me reconsider the choice too. I'd only marry her if she could get her entire criminal record erased and reestablish her reputation as a credible psychologist. I don't think I'm hard enough to go out wit ha girl who hangs out with drug dealers, rapists, human traffickers, murderers, gangsters, thieves, robbers and etc. I wouldn't trust any of her friends or want them to know where we live or come in the house. A relationship where you hate your girlfriend's friends is destined to fail pretty quickly.

only if she dominates and humiliates me in bed

>>90628246
>worrying about drug dealers and shit when Harley's obsessed with you
Relax, she'd murder an orphanage before she let anyone hurt you.

Plus she has protagonist plot armor, and her book's pretty light hearted, so you won't get fridged.

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>>90626835
>liking Gotham

>>90582721
Not canon.

>>90627988
Yuri fag pls.

>>90593429
Brooklyn, not Jersey you fuck.

>>90629260
Not even Yurifag but it's obvious, don't tell me they slept in one bed just for giggles, and when they both were in underwear during the Harley & Ivy episode

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>>90619465
Only if its an alternate universe Joker that's functionally insane rather than one with a three digit body count that tries to an hero via Batman every encounter.

>>90628923
I mean, it's not an amazing show, it has a lot of flaws, but I love the Burton-esque atmosphere and how madcap it gets.

It captures the off-beat spirit of the comics more than any other TV adaptation.

And also, read my post, there's always crazy shit happening, it's like if Flash met Crank.

I don't get the hate it gets, at its worst its mediocre. It's better than most other DC shows.

>>90625673
Because in her solo she has meta awareness, and knows her comic runs on a zany adventure every issue.

She also found out he's Batman by the end of it.

>>90629476
Didn't the page posted above show the end?

She kisses Batman, and then says how Bruce is a much better kisser, and he should take notes.

Unless she's being really sly, I think it was a "status quo is god" type of thing. Especially since I doubt a throwaway Valentines special is the right venue for DC to unmask Batman in front of one of his enemies.

>>90629622
He's referring to the nightmare sequence of Bruce where he marries Harley and she's end up being Robin

>>90582508
I would genuinely like to see her reform.

>Harley falls in love with Bats, who turns her down because she's a criminal
>she decides to go legit for him
>saves the day a few times
>she shows up every now and then in his comic, Batman treats her mostly as a nuisance at first
>she saves his life at one point, and they have a moment where he realizes she has changed
>they get together, partly because Bruce realizes he's a stabilizing influence on her (she's actually becoming more sane) and partly because he genuinely grew to like Harleen the person

It doesn't work out, because Batman can't have a permanent love interest, but the whole experience changes her, showing her following her own code is better than relying on the guy she's into for affection, and that it feels good to be on the side of angels, and so she remains heroic-ish

/co/ loved Deadpool's heel-face turn, this could be a really good story if done well.

>>90629982
>/co/ loved Deadpool's heel-face turn, this could be a really good story if done well.
Deadpool's turn was done over the course of years, with bumps and setbacks, while Harley's shift into a good guy was done overnight in the New 52.

>>90627164
>REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU WET THE BED AT SUMMER CAMP?
>IT WAS ME, BARRY! I PUT YOUR HAND IN WARM WATER!

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>>90635853
REMEMBER THE TIME YOU GOT AN AWKWARD BONER IN 10TH GRADE MATH CLASS WHILE WEARING THOSE REALLY TIGHT PANTS. THAN YOU HAD TO GET UP IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASSROOM AND SOLVE A PROBLEM BUT EVERYONE SAW YOUR BONER AND LAUGH'ED AT YOU.

IT WAS ME, BARRY! I GAVE YOU THAT BONER

>>90582508
I'd date anyone.

>>90636792
REMEMBER THAT TIME YOUR PUPPY GOT RUN OVER BY THAT CAR?

IT WAS ME, BARRY! I WAS DRIVING THAT CAR!

>>90610782
that they're always hot.

>>90598153
what other gestures has she made?

>>90629415
wants-batman-to-fucking-murder-him joker is best joker

>>90622982
>Only problem with fucking Deadpool in the ass is he'll be talking.

Only if you're doing it wrong, anon.

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>>90638091
>Killing someone's dog
nice knowing you