>"The next part of my spell requires the seed of a human

>>90567974
I'm not a virgin though.

>>90567974
Let her but make it take a while, so she doesn't figure out that it doesn't work until the 30 minutes are up

She's fives years too late

>>90567974
Does it need to be fresh? Because I just creamed my shorts. I guess you could scrape it off the inside my pants, but I'm rocking a pretty massive boner right now and I think it's kind of ground in there.

Don't worry, though, I'll be good to go in another half hour, tops.

>>90567974

I pretend to be a virgin for half an hour until Goliath and crew save me. Oh no

>>90567974
>imlying I never prepared for this
Haha! Jokes on you I've been training to last through pain for the last several years! I welcome the challenge.

>>90567974
Lean back and let her go. I lost my V card in high school.

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>>90567998
>/co/ - No Virgins Allowed

>>90567974
I'll be so used to the touch of my own hand I probably won't be able to cum no matter what she does because it'll feel too weird.

>>90568113

I'm sorry you're a virgin OP

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>who said she was talking about your frontal virginity

>>90568204
Because she specifically says she needs the seed of a virgin.

>>90567974
I'm not a virgin so I let her take it all.

>>90567974
Jokes on her, I'm not a virgin and I can last for way longer than 30 min.

sucks that I'm a sperg

>>90568221
Maybe she wants to shove a pinecone up your ass. You think about that?

>>90568389
If that's the case, she's still too late. College was a weird time for me.

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>>90568221
aw, geez