Happy International Women's Day /co/! Which wife most deserves

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They chose to marry their husbands.

So none of them.

>>90534638
>thinking it's the husband who causes all the chaos in the household

>>90534638
Fuck her shityy hair.

>>90534638
No lie, I was jealous of Pete. His wife is a Top Class bitch. When I was young, watching this show religiously, she was one of my various waifus.

>>90535590
More of this plz

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>>90534638
the average sitcom/cartoon wife spends all day being useless anyways.

>>90535762
Like modern women? Rekt.

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Remember to support womens' day and buy a hooker

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>>90535645
That's because Peg is top tier waifu bait, good taste anon.

>>90535818
Grabembaizepoosee

>>90535590
>marry someone
>they eventually turn into a git
>yourownfault.gif

not exactly how it works but sure?

>>90538724
>marrying someone who you don't know the personality of

t. girl who married a black guy to piss off daddy but then got beaten to death when she told her husband she was pregnant

>>90538820
>expecting no development of yourself or your partner in decades of marriage

I know someone people pretty much stop developing after highschool anon, but believe it or not some people don't.

Also, are you implying I'm posting from beyond the grave? How dumb are you?

>>90538878
>Also, are you implying I'm posting from beyond the grave?
obviously.

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>>90534638
Show me a better cartoon example. I dare you.

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>>90536735
>top tier waifu bait, good taste anon.
Ditto.

>>90539180
I know a less flanderized version of this couple, but I seriously do wonder how the hell Nicole even gave Richard a chance. Is there a relationship origin story for those two?

Nicole's personality doesn't play off Richard so much as his leeches off her own. I could see her being with an absent-minded professor type. Similar to Richard, but with more ambition to counterplay his total goofiness.

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>>90539622
>>90539706
There's a relationship origin story for them meeting a few episodes back. I think she knew he was a piece of shit, but they eloped and have somehow made it. He needs to go out and get a fucking job tho. Like holy shit.

Here's my vote for worse husband.

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>>90539706
>Is there a relationship origin story for those two?
There are two. The first one works because the characters and the show were different in the first season. The second one has a lot of forced elements. There is an episode that show us that Nicole is with Richard because "The world" (the show) forced her. Without the control of "The world" pic related happened

>>90539841
There is nothing wrong with Jerry. Fuck you

>>90539622
>Nicole ALWAYS knew Retard was a good for nothing piece of obese shit since they were like 4 years old. The fucker was always trash and shit tier. Yet she chose him through the power of BAD WRITING. She ruined her own life and whatever misfortunes she endures? She deserves because even in the episode explaining her past with Retard she said she would never give it up.
How is falling for Richard "bad writing", even if you think it's a shitty life decision? People do that kinda shit all the time, and by your own admission, it was internally consistent; she ALWAYS loved Richard, in spite of or because of his stupidity.

>>90539974
He doesn't have a job and when he did he was worthless at doing it. He legit ruined his wife's life and he only functions well when society collapses.

>>90539841
The fabric of reality falls apart if he gets employed, based on one of the few episodes I did manage to catch.

>>90539839
Wow, that's pretty disappointing.

Come to think of it, I have a couple similar to how I'd imagine a better dynamic of theirs to work. Or a more normal one, I suppose. Overly ambitious career-mother and somewhat ditzy but loving stay-at-home dad who is amazing with children because he's essentially an enormous, friendly kid with just a little bit of adult wisdom.

they have over a dozen children together because the mother can't just have some normal family, she needs the BIGGEST, BEST FAMILY OUT OF ALL THE FAMILIES SHE KNOWS. That, and her career is one she can manage without taking maternity leave. Ditzy dad is just along for the ride.

>>90538820
>t. girl who married a black guy to piss off daddy but then got beaten to death when she told her husband she was pregnant

what?

>>90539841

theres worse animated husbands out there. clay puppington for example

and shes a terrible wife herself.

>>90534638
>>90536735
Well shit, I have nothing to post in this thread anymore

Carry on

>>90540088
>The fabric of reality falls apart if he gets employed

W-What? Which episode?

>>90540143
I believe he got hired as a pizza delivery man and reality started failing at an increasing rate the closer he got to completing his first delivery.

He eats half of the pizza, which was being delivered to a family of pizzas expecting their baby I guess, and gets fired, restoring the natural order and saving the universe.

>>90540143
The Job, obviously

>>90540188
You're a bit mixed up on the details - Gumball and Darwin followed him and made sure he didn't screw up by delivering the pizzas for him, including one baby to the pizza-people which they accidentally drop, he delivered lots of pizzas so they had to get Larry to catch him eating pizza.

>>90540127
Clay works all day and puts food on the table. He also raised the best son. He gets a pass.

>>90534638
Sue

>>90540283
Ah, gotcha. It's been quite a while since I saw that episode.

>>90540387

none of that makes him a good father/husband, which he isnt. and orel turned out good in spite of him, not because of him.

>>90538820
that's a pretty big projection there Douglas, very expensive.

>>90534638
I ain't a furry but I'd fug that furry poosi ifyouknowwhatimean

>>90541965
that's not how it works, it's the other way around. Clue is in the filename.

women are cunts and their mistreatment is always deserved