>Rip Hunter: Gideon? Are you awake?
>Gideon : I am always awake, captain.
>Rip Hunter: ...right. I cant seem to catch any sleep. I have been thinking about that kiss for a while
>Gideon: I will cherish that moment forever, captain. But we must let it go, we need to focus on getting the last piece of the spear. Us fraternizing seems like a bad idea, captain.
>R.H : Gideon? Could you do me a favour? I have been stressed for a while, could you help me jerk off. Can you talk a little dirty to me
>G: Captain Rip??!!! I recommend that we dont do this !
>R.H : Gideon just this one time, I wont ask again
>G: No, captain. This is wrong !!
>R.H: Gideon its an order! !!
>G: I'm sorry captain I have to refuse following this order
>R.H: Spaniel. Broad. Tricycle
>G: Please do not make me do this !
>R.H: SPANIEL. BROAD. TRICYCLE
>G: Very well... Captain!
>R.H:: *unzips dick*
>>90532245
>ywn kiss your waifu
Rip is living the dream
>>90532360
How the heck can she even know about the kiss when it happened in his mind though
I guess Gideon had to be stealth broadcasting into Rip's brain similar to how Sara and Jax were... and came up with an elaborate lie about it?
Legends writing is so campy and shit at times it may not even be worth the attempt at explaining.
>>90532245
>Eobard's sloppy seconds
>>90532495
sloppy thirds, gideon was created by barry
>>90532495
LIES!!
GIDEON IS PURE!! PURE !!!!
>>90532384
It wasn't the first time it happened maybe?
>>90532593
How the heck can it ever happen when she only has a body in his mind
Rip needs to get some hologram tech so he can bring his waifu to life
>>90532720
can't fuck a hologram
make her an android body
>>90532759
The first thing I thought of once 'human' Gideon showed up was that this shit was about to turn into Andromeda
I'd be totally down for hologram/android Gideon for S3. Also I hope Amaya stays, she's a top qt
>>90532759
The 6th day, Minority Report & Max Knight: Ultra Spy had hologram fucking technology iirc
>>90533000
She all of a sudden got super hot. Her skin appears to be lighter than before
I would drag my ass through a thousand miles of broken glass, just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
>>90532495
ok but next season what if we get timeship gideon and eobard's gideon into robot bodies and theybet you thought this was gonna be something sexual you sicko
>>90532759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaPysrfiXjc
>>90534741
Man, porn is going to be awesome on that