/sug/ Steven Universe General

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Yellow Poil Best Gem.

>zuke
>uprooted
>lapiven
>canon
>gems should x
>lapidirts should kill themselves
>fuck holly
>breastmilk
>fat gems
>fucking zuke
>and
>pearl best gem
>pearl shit gem
>season 4 sucks
>show's getting cancelled
>look at this dumb shit tumblr posted
>chui
>jasper's dead and she's never coming back
>jasper will come back and save the show
>the malachite debate again
>peridot and lapis are memes
>zuke killed my waifu
>destroyed
>page ten

Now, you don't to read this thread.

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Gems should smell the flowers

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>>90524725
>Navy Betrays Steven

DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT

NAVY IS A PRECIOUS, EARTH-LOVING GUMDROP AND WE ALL NEED MORE OF HER IN OUR LIVES

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a good ruby is a dead ruby

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I want Ian to finish RPG World

>>90524752
Sad but accurate. How do we jazz up the discussion?

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>Lion 4 leaks happen
>PD Reveal is ruined by the screenshots
>The only one that shows her is a bad in between frame so its not even a good shot
>Post yfw

I can't sleep and I'm doing requests.

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>>90524725
>Navy Betrays Steven

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>>90524752
>no Ameven

Giddy up them

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>the lapiven content is completely dry
It's NOT FAIR BROOOOOS!!
Why must Tumblr drive off the last remaining lapiven artists into hiding fuck this shit!!

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>>90524793
more of this?

>>90524752
This is fact.

>>90524793
Pearl force feeding Amethyst.

>>90524772
We need well written episodes. The convo was better when plots were being resolved. Now we spam and spam until the next episode. ANd then the episodes of late are inevitably uninteresting, and we go right back to shitposting.

This is why /su/ board would never work.

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Canon

GUYS GUYS
SETTLE THIS OUT

Pooridoot vs. Stegwarts Boobinerves

>>90524793
Pearl and Lapis being sick of each others' shit and just glaring with the typical 'wtf' expressions.

>>90524752
Thanks for pointing this out. Should basically be posted every thread and see if some will reduce the endless circlejerk.

Oh who am I kidding...

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>>90524840
>>90524856

>>90524793
Thick Pearl

>>90524822
This is why I usually only come here when new episodes air. Hopefully Room for Ruby is interesting, but I'm afraid it'll end with Navy being thrown in the memebarn with the other memegems.

>>90524840
If you made this, then good on you. I can't talk shit, I can't make a goddamn thing. But at the same time it's oddly terrifying and I want it nowhere near me.

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>>90524840
Nigger get that outta here

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>>90524837
Already know how it is.

>>90524861
The circlejerk is forever, unfortunately. Even long after SU's been bumped off the air it'll still be happening. Sad, but true.

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>>90524812

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Jasper is best best gem

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>>90524872
I want to win me an amy

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>>90524752
Connverse is saving these threads

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>>90524910
she is

>>90524909
Thank you <3
I'm glad I asked

>>90524909
Not them but I love it.

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Anybody else sad/scared about the rapidly declining viewer numbers? Just seems like there's nothing I can do to help this show I love, what with how TV ratings work. And all I see online is constant complaining, which really doesn't help.

Can't be doin' with it.

>>90524910
>I am not an infant
Isn't Jasper the youngest gem introduced so far?

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>>90524926
yep

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>>90524911
She would totally shapeshift into one of the balls in the machine and just wait to freak someone out

>>90524942
peridot is younger since she is an era 2 gem, and the newbie ruby is definitely younger too

>>90524939
No. I want this show to end at season 5.

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>>90524840
Imagine this just sitting at the end of your bed
Just staring at you

Why is Steven such a little faggot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnlU641cL-s

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>>90524818

>>90524766
I think her plan was to steal the ship from the very beginning but Steven and the barn mates convince her to stay after some fun times.

>>90524793
Amethyst kissing Steven

>>90524939
Watching and buying official sources is really all you can do.

>>90524872
free them

>>90524981
>That bad VHS rip effect
>Not getting a setup to record to actual VHS and back to the computer
>forgetting you were planning to make VHS copies of the whole series

>>90524991
I'm fucking dying. It's perfect, thanks.

>>90525022
Very cute.

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>>90524974
Steven's already living it every night.
Why do you think he became Christian?

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>>90524793
jasper going to the zoo in a shirt that says "single and ready for dicks"

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Music Fag here. I can't sleep and I feel like making something or at least starting it.

I already have an Idea for what I want to do, but I need a bit of help. I'm feeling retardedly ambitious.

/sug/, if you could have a AAA Steven Universe video game, what genre would it be?

And I'll make a title screen or OP theme that fits

>>90525024
>Not getting a setup to record to actual VHS and back to the computer
>forgetting you were planning to make VHS copies of the whole series

Nigger, nobody's that autistic. Not even on /co/.

>>90524942
Amethyst is actually younger, counting from emergence from the ground.
So is Peridot and several of the Ruby Squad.

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>>90524859

>>90525063
rouge like

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>>90525049
Someone needs to save this child

>>90525085
That post said Pearl.

>>90525088
That's pretty tough. Haven't played many rogue-likes so I'm not sure how to set up the feel of one.

anyone know when Tiger Philanthropist releases on itunes? can't check it on my store since delayed releases for Aus

>>90525088
I'd play that. Might be interesting.

>>90525085
This is good anon

>>90525108
How about a side scroller?

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The show is getting better and worse. Half the show is plot centric episodes that actually advance the main story. Those episodes have gotten better over time. The other half of the episodes are filler episodes. The filler episodes in season 1 and 2 were still pretty good, but they have gotten worse and worse now. It's at the point where I'm considering not watching an episode if I know it's filler because I already know it will be bad.

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>>90524866

>>90524767
just needs to be an audio webm to be perfect

>>90525063
Command and Conquer Rose Alert.

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sleep is not acceptable

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>>90525102
I wasn't gonna nitpick, but...Yeah. I did ask for Pearl.
>>90525085
Ty for the effort tho.

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>>90525074
https://mega.nz/#F!zQQREQqC!b3jHLxDqg8F8j3wKJHNouw

>>90524870
I really hope she isn't meme'd, it would be such a missed opportunity. Peridot is easily meme'd because of how erratic she can be but Navy is cute and innocent and obviously receptive to Earth's good points. Peridot just remembers feelings but Navy has actual memories of Homeworld so it'd be a great chance to hear more about it.

>>90525168
Who's the fucking Filipino that made these?

>>90525066
go to sleep, beach glass

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>>90525192
Me

>>90525197
kek

>>90525203
But why?

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How would Star and Lapis react if Marco and Steven started to kiss and make out?

>>90525216
Aesthetic.

>>90525108
>>90525125
I'm still going for it, but it just might not be super good

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>>90525005

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>>90525223
I like Marco and I like Steven, but that pairing just wouldn't make much sense.

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>>90525216
I already had the setup so why not? It helps testing the setup anyway. Still have some things to fix for it. My cable to go from PC to VCR directly isn't working so I'm using DVDs but for some reason they always lag slightly at some point and cause the audio to desync on the VHS.

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>>90525223
who

>>90525102
Fuck. I need to learn how to read.

>>90524793
holly reacting to the fuck holly thing

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Human beings?

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I don't think Lapis likes Navy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7psJWynvA
>next episode is storyboarded by zuke.

can someone hand me a gun.

Or a sword.

Or any sharp object.

Or anything to kill myself would be great.

>>90525329
I don't think I like Lapis

>>90525177
>Navy is cute and innocent
Just wait until she steals the ship.

>>90525336
We should enjoy watching her episodes and bitching about how terrible they are while we still can.

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Navy: "The other Rubies are mean to me!"

Hmm

>>90525336
>inb4 Navy becomes best gem
>because of zuke

>>90525336
Hey.

Can't Garnet use future vision to find out if Ruby's trying to trick Steven?

>>90525336
I want all the rubies to be nice and live together.

Is that so much to ask sugar?

>>90525381
honestly if Navy doesnt end up betraying them I'll be pretty disappointed
therefore it means Navy will stay at the memebarn and be bffs to the Barnies

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>We all love you Steven

W-what did they mean by this?

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>>90525348
Im really hoping they will go this route

I want her to also yell at steven for leaving them floating around in space

I just want her to be really pissed about it to and shes just really good at being deceitful and playing them

>>90525381
Navy a lying cunt.

>>90525263
It happens, bud.

>>90525421
That even though he isn't Rose, he is her son. He is one of them, and they are his family. They love him no matter what.

>>90525385
Maybe Navy is unpredictable like our Ruby.

Rubies are so dumb that it's hard to predict their actions.

>>90525421
Why do Pearl and Amethyst have no teeth?

>>90525421
Obviously its a set up for the gems to simultaneously betray Steven, killing him and Greg and covering it up from other humans, Peri and Lapis are in on it, Rose was in on it, the diamonds were in on it.

I mean you can't expect a facility housing the diamonds to be infiltrated so easily.

>>90525453
Untextured shits.

someone get me a pencil.

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>>90525058
Sorry it took so long.

>>90525421
>Make Steven then kill him?
What?

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I would like to remind everyone about the greatest sacrifice the show Steven Universe will ever make.

even though its not canon, yet.

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do you think the Diamonds will take any interest in Steven?

>>90525422
Navy would be the best villain in the entire show.
A top tier villain is one whose motivations are unarguably better than the hero's, and Navy would be 100% justified in stabbing Steven in the back.

>>90525476
Not the anon who requested this but I love it

>>90525476
What's your blog my dude?

>>90525476
Nice.

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>>90525499
I wanted this so badly

It probably will never happen tho

>>90525503
A hybrid? Probably, but in the same way we would take interest in a rat, that has been lobotomized

>>90525503
Only if they discover he's a crossbreed of Gem and Human.
But then they'd be like: 'A gem? Fused with a human? That's hilarious!' *Shows Steven* 'oh holy shit what the fuck is that'
Otherwise, they won't give a shit.

>>90525499
>steven has been worried all this time that he can't live up to rose
>when he actually realizes he can't literally live up to be like his dad

damn 10/10 that would be best outcome

>>90525507
This is why im scarred about it not happening

Its to good

>>90525503
Seeing their reaction to gems fusing with other gems, I can only imagine militant hate. They'll probably see him as an abomination that needs to be eradicated immediately.

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>>90525282
Her hair is harder to draw than I expected.

>>90525521
sultanscarlet.tumblr.com

>>90525499
>Lion is poofed forever cause no gem

Huh... thats interesting to think about

Can lion even poof? And if he does is he gone forever? He doesnt have a gem to reform from after all

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>>90525476
Great
Amazing
Beautiful

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>>90525421
They all love Steven. They love him very much.

>>90525584
Would be the best ending honestly

>>90525476
Why skinny Jasper looks like Daría?

>>90525422
I hope Navy calls out Steven for being a faggoty piece of shit just like Jasper and Bismuth called out Rose for being a piece of shit and for Steven to consider it and change his evil ways

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>>90524793
more Buff Connie please

>>90525693
These are all things that nobody uses to describe Jasper.

>>90525700
MOOOODDSSS

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>"We don't need wrestling to have fun anymore, right?"

What did she mean by this?

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>>90525782
You are right the best words to describe Jasper are:
Perfect
Stunning
Remarkable

>>90525794
I couldn't tell if this was actually as suggestive as it sounded, or if it was just my perverted mind interpreting it that way.

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>>90525749

>>90525794
mooooddsss

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>>90525794

>>90525794
>"How do you want to end this?"
>"With a bang."
What did they mean by this?

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>>90525794
She means that Lapis needs to step up before she takes him.

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>>90525812
It was you

>>90525794
>>90525832
Didn't Matt say he worked really hard on this episode? Is his goal to promote incest positivity and acceptance?

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>>90525794
They got missions to do together now.
And fusion

>>90524793
Alright, I'm having a hard time keeping my eyes open, so that's enough for tonight.

>>90525840
I know you thought of it too anon.

>>90525857
thanks for the memes

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>>90525857
Thanks for doing them anon

>>90525848
That makes sense.
Amethyst and Steven are a cute couple. It doesn't matter if they're siblings. Their love is just as valid, if not more valid, than all other love.

>>90525857
Thanks for the stuffs and have a good night.

>>90524799
I hope navy returns

>>90525848
>>90525884
Actually, I was waiting for Sugar to give us some incest acceptance , desu

navi ruby will free jasper
call it

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>>90526001
That's not going to happen

>>90525794
sex.

>>90526001
>free jasper
Those two words can't be together in our lifetimes.

>>90526013
>>90526025
well we will see

Jasperfags, can you explain why you love her so much? She's never done anything for me as a character, I find her kind of boring to be honest. Is it just because she's buff?

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I'm done for the night. see ya later /sug/

Request: Blue Pearl and Leggy about to enjoy cotton candy

>>90526065
Goodnight anon, love you

Post gem Weapon and Ability theories.

Blue Pearl has No eyes. Her ability is that she can see in all directions. Like a big sphere.

>>90526065
cute

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Translation?

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>>90524799

Not a great betrayal if she takes the Roaming Eye to go get her buddies.

Her claim that the other Rubies were mean to her doesn't jibe.

>>90526075
But all pearls have the same base mode

>>90526065
Niiiiiiight anoooooon! Ty for the art.

>>90525223
>>90525246
Leave your stupid shit out of my stupid shit

>>90526075
bullshit

because if that were the case she would probably be able to spot Steven and Greg in the diamond chamber throughout the song.

>>90526065
this will give me nightmares
sleep tight anon

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>>90525066

Did you upgrade her feet?

>>90526102
She didn't want to break song because she cares more about following orders than alerting her Diamond.

Plus she doesn't speak without being spoken to, so she'd probably only use it in a dire situation that'd definitely otherwise bring harm to her diamond.

>>90526075
I'm mainly curious about the Diamond's abilities.

They have to have some neat passive ability, right?

>>90526091
look how happy Army is getting to grab onto her comrade Navy.
That was my favorite part of that episode

>>90526130
They were probably trying to float into each other for a few weeks and finally managed to grab hold, and then the ship hits them and breaks them apart.

>>90526075
Sapphire has a scythe and can free people in time.
Steven has an inate ability to make any feel better about themselves.

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>>90525088
>>90525108
>>90525241
Well, it came out like a barebones version of the SU theme. To be fair, that's kind of the point.

I took the idea of exploration and generation of a rogue-like and applied it with layering instruments with each repetition of the chord progression. It's a little lame, but I think it's fine.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M5GEQmqffG

>>90526123
*before song starts*
'excuse me, my diamonds, there are two humans in this chamber, right over there.' *points to wherever the fuck Steven and Greg are*

>>90525417

Taking the ship back to get her friends is not 'betraying'.

>>90526105

Perhaps she could and wanted to spare Blue the sound of two humies being squished under Yellow's boot heel.

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>>90526151
>Speaking not when spoken to
How scandalous would it be for any pearl, let alone the Blue Diamond's pearl to do that?

IN FRONT of Yellow Diamond as well.

>>90526139
That's just what I was thinking!

Honestly I think that's why it makes it more funny with that in mind

>>90526147
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M5GEQmqffG
Not bad, anon. Not bad at all.

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>>90526091
But where's Best Ruby?

WHERE'S LEGGY?

>>90526075
Rainbow Quartz, both the one with Rose and Steven, has a parasol weapon that can also be used as a very large tonfa when the shield part isn't up. Perfect for pacifying enemy Gems without poofing them outright.

>>90526167
Scandalous, she should know her place.

>>90526091
Thats not a roaming eye
It's a Ruby ship
Roaming eyes are the big eye ones

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>>90526192
That's a good question.

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Meant to post this as well.
>>90526217

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>>90526147
Sounds like something that would play in some damp and dank magic crystal cave area

>>90525794
You didn't watch the episode where they became casual fuckbuddies?

>>90526170

That's not funny.

>>90526218

http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Roaming_Eye

>>90526250

I wonder if Amethyst is seriously supposed to ever have had sex.

>>90526193
>tonfa
>nightstick
>police force rainbow quartz

>>90526259
Well I guess it's just a bad sense of humor

>>90526075
Jasper used to keep a secret battle ax in her ass but she lost it after Lapis butt raped her

>>90526218
No you are thinking of the Red Eyes.
The doomsday weapons.

>>90526283
makes sense.
would that mean lapis has it now though?

>>90526305
yes, I'm not sure if she's keeping it in her ass or not though

>>90526223
Probably drifted too close to the Sun. Poor thing.

>>90526283
How's it going to fit in her corrupt dog ass?

>>90526090
If I called (you) an ugly woman, if I murdered (you)...
It's a song, I guess. But I have no idea what this is trying to tell us here.

its 6AM and i havent slept

should i bail and come back in the morning or whenever i wake up or should i sit here and wait?

>>90526451
>should i sit here and wait
for what?

>>90526451
i dont even know anymore

more porn that gets banned by mods?
jasperfags being autistic?
I am not sure why but I have the urge to stay up just as much as sleep.

>>90526451
Depends. When were you planning on waking up?

Guys! Are you freaking insane!? It's 4:51!
What the HECK are you doing up??

>>90526478
East coast, where you at?

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>>90526478
Drawing and watching 7 samurai

>>90526478
What do you mean, it's only 11:53

>>90526484
The south

>>90526484
The East Coast

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>>90526466
It is 5 am here
You can stay up to post Jasper porn with me if you'd like

>>90526353
Rubies can survive in extremely high temperatures. It's the reason Garnet's able to wade around in lava.

>>90526512
no
fuck you
>>90526470
I don't know anymore, I was going to go to sleep at midnight and wake up at like 8 or 9 and then go through the day but now its in the middle of the night and there is no way I'm sleeping 2 hours, not because of lack of ability but because I would end up sleeping till 2-3 in the afternoon if nobody noticed.

>>90526512

Got any art of Jasper - or any gem - in chains?

The more powerful, the better.

Yellow Diamond the prisoner of a hostile alien race?

>>90526478
Sitting here lurking on /sug/ and trying to muster the will to draw or do anything else creative. But...Yeah, it's 0300 for me.

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>>90526532
I just have 5,000 unorganized pictures of Jasper

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Do gems get uneasy around their human "Jewellery" counterparts?

>>90526531
I mean, if you don't want to totally fuck your sleep schedule, stay up caffeinate, and power through until whenever the hell you'd normally sleep. Otherwise, passing out till the middle of the afternoon is pretty much what's gonna happen, methinks.

>>90526547
Alarm Clocks were invented a long time ago

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Why didn't you guys apply to animate a scene for Gemanimate?

They're reanimating The Answer.

>>90526546
hasn't been brought up, nobody in SU wears jewelry in SU. Even Mayor Dewey doesn't wear a fancy watch or anything.

>>90526547
Its cute to think that we Humans just pass out, if we don't get enough sleep

>>90526546
Do humans get uneasy around sponges?

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>>90526567
yeah this one's pretty cool

>>90526556
Alarm clocks stopped working for me a long time ago.

>>90525130
Fucking this
Steven and the Stevens is a great episode
Onion gang was painful to sit through

>>90526572
I mean...It happens, though.

>>90526546
>Not a pink diamond

>>90526547
I can't caffeinate, I don't have anything to caffeinate with, I don't normally need caffeine in general.
>>90526556
But I sleep through my alarms.
I literally take my phone, set it super loud and place it next to my ear, next thing I know someone is waking me up because my alarm woke everyone in the house except me.

>>90526581
Pearl's big ol' yaoi hands.

Garnet looks a bit weird, but I like the way Pearl's head looks.

>>90526587
Steven and the Stevens was basically the one episode that was a giant loophole.
'oh i want to go see my mom' *uses time machine*
'oh i didn't want that' *uses time machine*
'oh i can figure out what happens if someone does the thing' *does it, uses time machine*
fuck all logic in that episode.

>>90526571
Uncle Andy says Peri wears strange jewelry

The poster below me is Rose Quartz, don't believe her lies.

>>90526546
According to word of god, no.

>>90526621
you could even go back in time and get a time machine for everybody.

>>90526605
Well, godspeed, anon. You've got a fun day of being tired ahead of you.

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>>90526627
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>>90526627
>>90526629
>According to word of god, no.
well Rose Quartz, what say you now?

>>90526576
They get uneasy around brainless meat caskets

>>90526636
Canonically, no.

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>>90524744
This goddamn Pearl

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I wonder if Pearl ever makes S. roleplay as her owner.

>>90526662
Pearl never belong to a person.

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>>90526662
Pearl already has someone to roleplay with.

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HI ANON!

>>90525614

I don't know...I can see BD react with curiosity (which would be an interesting contrast to how she reacted to Ruby and Sapphire fusing thousands of years ago), especially after finding out that he's an offspring of a human she grew fond of. YD would most likely react with utter hatred and disgust. Not sure about WD since we haven't seen her yet.

>>90526714
fuck off.

>>90526147
saved
I dig how eerie it sounds

>>90526723
Some people claim White Diamond doesn't even exist.
I've read it somewhere here before, saying she was only there so it was all symmetrical and stuff, having 4 diamonds.

>>90524752
>x waifu is best waifu
>x waifu is worst waifu
>x gem is sexy
>x posts nsfw then deleted

>>90526714
Hi, Germany.

>>90526723
"Greg, Pink Diamond informed me many millenia ago, that humans have two parents, what cut of gem is the child's mother?"
>Steven backs out gently whistling Fortunate Son.

>>90526723
Fair enough, fair enough. Can't argue with you on those points.

>>90526762
Did the Vietnam war happen in SU? Does Fortunate Son still exist?

Here is another Prank Idea.
Amethyst buys a fake Pearl and leaves it on Steven's bed in shards.

>>90526714
This is how her personality will be once she's back

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I like gem x townie.

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>>90526799
same.

>>90526714
When does she spank Sapphire?

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>>90526645
She's the best.

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>>90526799
Does this count?

>>90526836
No. Only if Lars.

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Is Pink Diamond a slav?

>>90526789
No and No, but if Blue Finds out he is the son of THE Rose Quartz he won't be no fortunate son

>>90524799
Ok that's pretty funny.

Steven Universe AU where The Epic of Gilgamesh is about the first half-gem human and his companion, a Bismuth.

>>90526858
>She erupted from Russia
Yeah basically

>>90526723
I physically can't understand how a being can hate another, over some arbitrary birth paramater that they DIDN'T choose.

I mean, they didn't ask to be born X way, so why hate them for it?

>>90526903
Prejudices and stereotypes.

>>90525260
Somebody finally drew Jasper properly.

>>90526151
>Before song starts.
>Not, *Needle scratches*

>>90526478
Mate, It's 10:50 PM.

>>90526478
It's almost 13:00 here, gimme a break

Cubbychambers or Dude-doodle-do?

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"Lets kill Garnet, Steven."

>>90526858
>>90526899
Imagine her with a beautiful Russian accent

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>>90526075
But can Bloople spot Steven's penis?

>>90527015
>Natalya from DAH2.
Someone draw this please.

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>>90527012
Easy.

>>90526858
I look at this pic and imagine an overly excited and curious young girl.

>>90526545
>5,000

Ah, so you're one of those 'freaks' I have been hearing about.

>>90527015
Her voice will be the one from the zoo's recordings

>>90526567
>They're reanimating The Answer.

Buhhh?

>TFW when foot fetishists have cornered every scene with ur-Garnet because they want to make sure her foot gets the attention it rightfully deserves

>>90525700
Source.

>>90526581

Daaaaamn

>>90526662

"Um... I look pretty butch, but I'm actually sub."
"...I don't know what that means."

>>90526676

Pardon, she states that she doesn't belong to anybody to Bismuth, who - I am sure - makes all her rebellious parts ring out like the dinner bell at a cattle farmers' convention, but that doesn't mean she doesn't have submissive parts. She definitely belonged and belongs to Rose, even if there isn't a collar involved. And I bet she officially belonged to someone when she was created...

>>90526815

I don't see Jasper as the spanking type. It's either snarky remarks or a full-on death punch in the face or nothing.

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>>90527155
Don't have it, but this is from the same set.

>>90526858

Is she crouching?
Then no.

>>90527186
Garnet got no-tears shampoo in her eyes.

>>90524767
They're referencing the starscream trope, aren't they? Ruby betrayel confirmed.

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spoiler

>>90527226
DELET

>>90527216

Starscream is always betraying his leader, however. He never betrays his friends because he has no friends.

...That's not entirely true. He told Metalhawk he was truly his friend right before he betrayed and murdered him.

Even so, STOP CALLING IT BETRAYAL. If she tricks Steven to get at the ship to save her friends, that is not betrayal but a cunning infiltration mission.

>>90525063
Mix SU with Minecraft or Dead Space or X-com and you've got a hit.

>>90524767
Steve Blum when?

>>90527226
Poor er... eyeball?

>>90527253
What if Navy was like Arachnia?

>>90527253
I meant betray Steven. My transformers knowledge is rusty, but doesn't starscream usually switch allegiance at the drop of a hat? Or is he just known for decepting from Defecticons and staying with the Autobots?

>>90525049
Because garnet hit him with a shovel, then had a dream where he met Jesus who told him to go to hell.

>>90527318
I thought Amethyst hit him with it.
>>90527303
>decepting from Defecticons
Do you have dyslexia anon?
But yes, He does betray anyone only to serve himself.

>>90527330
Fuck, you're right it was Amethyst

I'm too tired for this shit

>>90527318
We...

Are Christians

>>90524799
I understood that reference

>>90527359
We'll always save the daaAAAAAAA̷̝̬̗̤͉̞̯A̜̭̜̠A͚͔͜

>>90527373
And if you think we can't~

>>90527386
I HATE YOU

>>90525063
2D fighter, undoubtedly

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>>90525134

>>90527226
Noooo armyyy

Who's present?

>>90527226
Is that emerald and a bag of chips?

>>90525063
MMO taking place on an old homeworld colony, full customization of gem and class based on your summoned weapon. Story is that crystal gems from old earth had left and reached another planet taken over by corrupted gems when another corruption bomb mysteriously went off, most likely another story similar to earth.

The two factions are the rebel/crystal gems, and the homeworld empire.

>>90527273

...Nahhhhh. Ya think?

..The Rubies are a five-person team though...

Leader - Doc
Lancer - Eyeball
Smart Guy - Navy
Big Guy - Army
Chick - Nuby? I dunno. She's definitely not the Smart Guy, but Navy is more like The Chick.

>>90527303

It depends on the incarnation. IIRC, he joined up with the Autobots in 'Prime' and 'Armada'. In 'Armada' he was on the level (it was an atypical version of Starscream), but in 'Prime' he betrayed everybody all the time. It got pathetic.
Usually he just betrays Megatron, though, and occasionally some other powerful Decepticon leader.

Infiltration is not his bag. Seekers are warriors, not spies.

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>>90524923
This but unironically
How can gems compete

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>>90527612

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>>90527616

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>>90527619

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>>90527620

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>>90527622

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>>90527629

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>>90526147
You're blessed Anon. I wish I had the talent to make music and you already made something much better than my previous attempts just out of boredom.

Also, what program did you use to make that.

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>>90527631

Who was born in July here?

>>90527622
I know where the last panel came from....

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>>90527671
Its not a secret

>>90527596

He never allied himself with the Autobots in Prime. Once he was declared "shoot on sight" by Megatron, he was working on his own, but provided Autobots with intel in exchange for medical kits (and second time he did it, he fucked over the Autobots and stole the keys to the chamber which was supposed to revive Cybertron). But like you said, screwing everyone over is as normal for him as it is for us to breathe.

>>90527683
Post Milfy Connie and Bara Steven if you have it.

>>90525338
tru
tru