http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Tim eline_of_SpongeBob_SquarePants

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>>90483879

>>90483879
>March 6, 2017 - Squidward is frozen in the freezer for 2000 years.

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>today's the only day you can retweet this
>-EXTRA FUNNY MEMES

Is there an explanation for these years or are they just fucking with us?

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>>90483879
>Krabs and Plankton are both 74 years old
>Squidward is 39 years old
>Larry is 33 years old
>Patrick is 31 years old
>Spongebob is 30 years old
>Sandy is 29 years old
>Pearl is 26 years old
>Spongebob was 12 years old when he started working at the Krusty Krab (the pilot episode)

>>90486731
This actually sounds reasonable. Except the last part.

>>90486731
How the shit did spongebob own a house at age 12

>>90486778
Maybe it's why Krabs calls him a kid in the first movie.

He still considers him a child because he actually was a child when they met.

>>90486830
Open-minded parents?

>>90483879
>This canon includes the worst trash from the new seasons

That's a shame.

>the movie takes place 36 years after the pilot due to spongebob having 374 employee of the month certificates

Holy shit

>>90486731

He was in his mid 20s

>>90483879
pure autism

>comments section turns into debate about chronology of mario games

>>90483879
Stop this

>>90486731
I feel like time in Spongebob doesn't progress as fast as it does in real life, because those ages and that timeline seems weird when you think about it.

>>90486731
>>90486778
pearl went to her high school prom in her 20s?

>>90486830
The real answer is white privilege

>>90498262
That timeline isn't canon.

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>>90498432

advanced autism

>>90498531
Master Autism

Seeing that timeline fucks me up
>you'll never watch the first episode of spongebob in the summer of 99 again

>>90498340
>The real answer is yellow privilege
FTFY

>>90498531
>>90498555
it could be worse
http://icarly.wikia.com/wiki/Seddie

>>90498625
Ahahahahaha oh god.

I'm surge a script for an episode has less words than this.

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>>90498625
Jesus

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>>90498625

>>90498625
>seddie
>not cam

awful