The point in a comic book movie where you say "THAT'S

>>90465615
Yeah the dildo rockets put me off as well.

Skyyyyy cockets in flight
Afternoon delight

>>90465615
What does it say about DC when the most memorable scene from their movie is dicks flying into space

This looks amazing actually, like a parody music video

>>90465615
I didn't have a problem with this scene because I don't have phallic imagery on the brain.

>>90465772
mugga this ain't an ordinarily cylinder it's a fuckin phallus replete with head and ballsack

they could have easily gone with a similar design that didn't have the telltale asymmetrical traits of a penis

>>90465772
I didn't see penises until it was specifically pointed out as BadDragon. Don't know what that says.

>>90465876
Mate, i'm not kidding, I didn't once think PENIS during that scene.

You all need help.

>>90465914
only because you're so fat you've never seen yours

>>90465615
how does nobody say anything about them looking like dildos? i love MoS but this shit still makes me laugh.

>>90465615
The moment when the kid showed up in Iron Man 3. I knew the rest of the movie was going to be pointless, "hurr rambling is funny" humor with zero substance.

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>>90465615
Surely someone in production said something

Like someone had to say "Those are dildos"

>>90465960
Savage

>>90465988
Nobody in production of MoS or BvS spoke up about anything
thats why they are as bad as they are
like the star wars prequels essentially

>>90465615
>not just putting them in the phantom zone
not to mention unconventional.

>>90465615

Guys I think those might look like dicks on purpose

When I saw BvS's Lex Luthor

>>90466053
>this

someone needed to add some modicum of self-awareness to those movies. They just wank fests.

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>>90466053
>thats why they are as bad as they are
They aren't bad though?

Also, look up Revenge of the Sith's RT score and get back to me.

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>>90465615

>>90466168
Episode e was better than 6 and 7

>>90466101
Oh yea they wanted to copy H.R. Giger but had no fucking skill at it.,

When I see the marvel logo

>>90466228
>yoda fighting
>annie you're breaking my heart
>sir- she's seems to have lost her will to live
>edgelord anakin
>better than 6

come on anon I know you can write better shitposts

>>90466265
that new one at the beginning of Strange pisses me off.

>>90465615

i'm still dissapointed bad dragon never made those

>>90466336
Yeah the page flipping one was fine, but they had to change to a big vanity logo showing all the famous faces, gross.

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>>90465615
Everybody who worked on this shot with the black text in even darker grass needs to be fired and never be allowed to work on films again.

I still had to finish the whole film though.

>>90466889
What movie?

It was definitely "I DO NOT LIKE EGG ON MY FACE!!!"

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>>90465615

>>90465772
>didn't see penis
Nigga you would drown in dick sauce if you had half of half a chance.
Obvious is your faggotry

>>90465694
It was small, but I still smiled
Here's your (you)

>>90466949
kys Squad

>>90465772
I kinda want to slap your face with my cock and ask you what it is.

>>90465694
Gonna grab my dildo make it fit in tight...

>>90465876
Frankly, there are sarcophaguses (the egyptian ones) that look like that. I naturally thought of them first.
You are pretty gay if you think about dicks.

There is no way no one at some point haven't said something.

What was even going on with them being sent into "The Phantom Zone"? What did that mean in the context of the movie? It just looked like them being trapped in the dildo rockets and locked aboard a ship. There was nothing about any of that that resembled the Phantom Zone that traditionally shows up in comics.

>>90467053
Nice bait

All this hate for DC kino. Need I remind you marvel cucks that DC is award winning while marvel flicks have nothing? Cry more bitches.

>>90467836
Honestly, at this point Fox is probably making the best superhero movies. We've gotten Deadpool and Logan in the span of a year, and even Apocalypse wasn't awful.

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Not a movie, but from a recent ep of a cw tv show..

Literally no other moment in visual media made me more physically disgusted than this one. Jughead doesn't eat burgers and he kisses girls. i know this is a different interpretation and each interpretation should be evaluated on its own terms but jesus christ just fucking kill me.

>>90467886
Apocalypse was shit. At least in comparison to DoFP and First Class and X2, which are some pretty decent movies. Maybe that goes to show the quality of Fox's X movies.

>>90467084
>>90467411
I can see why you guys automatically thought of penises...

>>90465717
that's not the most MEMORABLE scene.

It's just the funniest.

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>>90466889
Hey, I live in Terrebonne Parish

>>90468107
I dunno, the hamfisted Martha moment was pretty funny. I get what they were trying to go for but shit was it both super cringy and hilarious at the same time.

>>90468268
>when you're too autistic to comprehend basic emotions

>>90468318
Is that aimed at me or Snyder?

>>90466286
we got the sheev spin outa it

>>90467836
Acknowledging that there were flying cocks in Man Of Steel isn't hate, anon, it's just fucking funny

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>>90466889
>black site
>illegible black text
BRAVO CAPEKINO

>>90465615
I didn't notice this until seeing people joke on the internet about it.

It was the thing aboard the ice ship for me. Halfway through the movie and I didn't like Clark or care where the movie was going.

>>90466252
I think Giger would have been pleased.

He was always unhappy that they made the Xenomorph's tail not look like a penis that dripped acid, and how they gutted 90% of the sexual content other than the act of sex from Species.

Hell, the very image the Xenomorph is based on is literally a female demon with a penis for a gead getting fucked in a four-way.

>"Bat Credit Card"
>Nick Cage as Johnny Blaze
>black Kingpin
>half-black Catwoman
>"NO, Clark."
>"MARTHA"
>the first 10 minutes of nuFF
>[off-script] "Wesley just open your fucking eyes!"

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>>90465615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuK1kyCzhQI

It was already a terrible movie but this was where it was just too awful.

>>90465615
Can you properly enunciate your problem with this scene?

Is it because they're phallic shaped?

>>90465772

Same. Even after being on 4chan forever, I still didn't see the cock rockets until coming back here and having it pointed out in numerous threads.

>>90467053
This.

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>>90465615
made me question the sanity of everyone that rave it

>>90466168
>they aren't bad movies
>uses rotten tomatoes score as a means of judging a film's quality
check bvs and suicide squad's rt scores and get back to me.
>inb4 "haha i was only pretending to be retarded thanks for the (yous)

>>90465615
The vagina doors and penis ships and nipple machines all represented the diametric juxtaposition between Krypton's natural order and its people's warped social values. They are a world that rejects emotion and free will and hide behind unjust systems and s unfeeling machines. Yet constantly hidden in the contour of every construct are the innate subconscious biological operations and forms that drive our day-to-day being.

Perhaps symbolically, the detachment of from what is inherent to a living being is what caused the planet's destruction. Snyder is in effect creating a theme applicable to our own lives of technological excess. Snyder, who is known for energy and physicality, is warning the viewer about how our biological urges end up in the bottled up and fulfilled in other more digital means. This societal degradation of intimacy can be what motivates a planet towards its own destruction or in real life what motivates us real people towards our own demise.

>>90469120
>comedy movie has a comedic asspull to defeat the big bad

wow

I was mad how they handled Ronan, though

>>90469252
>action comedy movie without a single good action scene

How come Suicide Squad couldnt get away with this

>>90469271
I remember liking the prison break even if there wasn't a lot of fighting

Didn't see Skwad

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>>90469271
>GotG didn't have a single good action scene

>>90467053
Beat me to it you cheeky bastard!

>>90467053
Came here to post this.

>>90469271

>action comedy movie without a single good action scene

The opening and prison break were pretty entertaining,

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>>90469239
>Snyder, who is known for energy and physicality, is warning the viewer about how our biological urges end up in the bottled up and fulfilled in other more digital means. This societal degradation of intimacy can be what motivates a planet towards its own destruction or in real life what motivates us real people towards our own demise.

And suddenly, the proliferation of "cuck" makes total sense to me.

Also, how has this not been posted yet? I love Green Lantern with a passion bordering on unhealthy obsession, but... ugh.

>>90470480

>lets give the director known for being terrible with CGI a movie that's 95% computers

Martin Campbell should sued WB for how hard he got fucked by the studio.

>>90469239
Back to your kino threads /tv/

We're here to shitpost

>>90470520
Bad casting of Reynolds as well. He's too dudebro to be Hal.

>>90470614

He could have done it justice with some effort, the problem was much, much more the script.

I still haven't seen this movie, because every time someone posts a .gif or .mpg or whatever I think "Really? Someone put this in a movie?"

>>90465694
Well done.

The opening 2 minutes of SS was all I needed to know that I was in for something truly awful.

>>90466168
>look up Revenge of the Sith's RT score
fuck off back to /tv/ and never return

>>90465615
As soon as I realize Im watching capeshit I walk out of the cinemaplex.

>>90469239
If you asked Zack he'd probably say "I just like dicks".

>>90469120
Yeah, everyone else is an idiot. It couldn't possibly be you right?

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>>90472702
So you buy tickets for ____-Man without realizing it's a superhero film?
What are you, the village idiot?

>>90465772

>It's a capeshit movie

>>90465772
It didn't see it either until 4chan pointed it out. Now it's all I can see

>>90467723
How weird is your dick that when you see something dick shaped you can't even say "oh, I have one of those"?

>>90472963
Demolition Man
Repo Man
Marathon Man
Bicentennial Man
Ip Man

>>90465772
Probably.
Everyone else is just a fag with cock on the brain.
Nothing else matters to them.
It's all they care about.
Sad, isn't it?

>>90466168
RT's aggregate was horrible before about 2009

>It has bad reviews on redddit
*take my leave*

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>>90474318
>no Swiss Army Man
How much of a faggot can you be?

>>90465988
>Like someone had to say "Those are dildos"

That's the point, in fact they are more like sperm entering the phantom zone, giving birth to ''evil''.

The doors looked like vaginas too and there was a emphasis on themes about being born and procreation.

Clearly the visuals were based on H.I Gigar's work

>>90469271
>I remember liking the prison break
>MOST SECURE JAIL IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!
>they scape without a plan, effort, consequences.

>>90474412
Don't try to sound knowledgeable if you don't even know the name of the guy.
And Giger is the king of doing symbolism by accident.

>>90474479
>And Giger is the king of doing symbolism by accident.

Is funny how people are so willing to say retarded shit just for the sake of an argument, specially after Alien, holy shit are you really this stupid??

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How did design this even happen?

Why do Spidey, Electro, and Rhino look cool, but Goblin looks like this?

>>90474588
I really liked this design, people are just too closed minded about ''not muh comics''.

And by people I mean autist, virgins, basement dwellers.

I mean I get not liking designs, some ideas in movies, cartoons and comics but getting actually mad? Holy fuck!

I have talked to people about spergs saying that movies like Man of Steel are bad because fake inocent people got killed in the fake movie and they get beyond baffled about the autism of some people

>>90474514
Alien is full of unintended symbolism though.

>>90474643
>anon says he doesn't like the design
>that's autism
>not liking the design is fine though
Are you retarded or just bad at bait?

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>>90465615
>The point in a comic book movie where you say "THAT'S IT, I'M OUT"

>>90465615
What is it with americans seeing phallic symbols everywhere?
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

>>90474678
>Alien is full of unintended symbolism though.

cheap bait kiddo.

>>90474704
>>anon says he doesn't like the design
>>that's autism
that's literally autism since the design is GOOD, like you can't even argue that its actually a bad design without sperging about being different to the comics

>>90474763
One of our presidents used a cigar as a dildo on one woman that we know of.

I'm not one of those "penis!" guys but even I was like, "really?" when I watched that scene in Man of Steel.

AUTISTS

Why wouldnt a culture develop phallic imagery around literal birth pods? Phallic imagery is everywhere in many old cultures.

Congrats, you see a dick, want a tendie?

>>90465615
>Nolan
>Snyder
>Goyer

The unholy trinity

>>90465988
It was completely intentional. Look at the pre production stuff.

>>90475016
Specially when there's no natural birth in Krypton, the chairs of the council look like vaginas, and gladiator literally swims into a vagina until he reaches the eggs

>>90474763
>What is it with americans seeing phallic symbols everywhere?

Americans have a really immature view of the world, when they become adults everything has to be about money or sex and they are scared as fuck, specially dudes, when it comes to sexuality that is not fanservice pandeering to them and specially when it comes to nuances.

For example in DBZ they changed the mystical martial arts music for generic metal or some shit because americans wouldn't be able to deal with music that is culturally different

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5gcmNmCYkI

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>>90465615


Why /co/ always comes out as the dumbest most ignorant board in all 4chan?

>>90474891
>Goblin in the comics looks like a deranged Christmas elf.

>Goblin in the Ultimate comics looks like a deranged Hulk.

>Goblin in the Raimi movies looks like a deranged Power Ranger.

>Goblin in ASM2 looks like a deranged Frankie Muniz.

Maybe Goblin is just hard to design.

>>90475369
It's a shitty designe, that's why even though he is the arch enemy of the second most popular superhero in the world no one over 21 outside nerds can recall his name.

People remember williem dafoe, not the goblin.

>>90475293
honestly that's how geeks are, specially dudes.

Basically they got stuck on the ''cool'' phase that most 14 year old kids go throught.

You know, the kind of people that say ''video games are way better than books, no contest!'' or that get annoyed at movies like 50 shades of grey because they appeal to woman that want to have sexual fantasies and are being open about it, or that they hate Justin Bieber, One direction and all that shit just because girls like them, etc.

Is funny that after spending all this time in 4chan one kind of forgets that 99% of the board is made out of the biggest and most bitter losers that you have ever met and being an ignorant goes along with that.

I like things like the Marvel movie but you would have to be a manchild to not see something like guardians of the galaxy as a dumb kids movie, maybe fun but in no way adult or smart.

>>90475369
All but the TASM2 design are good.

>>90466286
There's literally nothing wrong with the points you listed.
Grow up.

>>90474891
>kiddo
That's cute but I'm older than you and better informed on Giger than you.

>it's the same anon who confuses disagreeing with him with autism
Oh that makes a lot of sense.

>>90474588
i always thought his face looked more like hobgoblin

>>90465615
Why did they make them such blatant little dicks?

>>90474891
Every point you made can be used against you.

>your opinion is literally autistic because my opinion is correct.

Explain to us how it's good, autist.

I never saw MoS, that was a real scene? It's not edited?

>>90475457
>That conclusion.
You are clearly what you hate.

>>90475016
>Why wouldnt a culture develop phallic imagery around literal birth pods?
Because you don't actually give birth from your dick.
>Phallic imagery is everywhere in many old cultures.
Usually not associated with birthgiving. Many old cultures were clueless about sex being how people are conceived.

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>>90474678
The sexual symbolism in Alien was completely on purpose. Ridley Scott wanted to make viewers extra uncomfortable with monsters that literally fuck your face to reproduce, and he hired Giger who was a pro at drawing creepy sexual imagery.

>>90475457
You really need to stop with all that stupid strawmanning anon.

>>90475126
>For example in DBZ they changed the mystical martial arts music for generic metal or some shit because americans wouldn't be able to deal with music that is culturally different
Some dudes at a studio made a decision= All of America is xenophobic.

You may be the stupidest person posting today, anon. Enjoy Europe.

>>90465772
Nah, I like the film, and I don't normally see phallic imagery in things, but they even have little scrote sacks and fireman's helmets. I get that Snyder might have been going for symbolism here, but it's misplaced and distracting.

>>90475545
Snyder is closeted gay and all the macho dudebro stuff he does IRL is being in denial.

Had a shot of Affleck's bare butt for fuck's sake

>>90467921

muh nigga

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>>90475457
And then you get people that is butthurt at the LEGION show and calls it pretentious for not being like the CW shows.

You can dislike the designe after all some of the conceptual art was as phallic but a little more refined, you can even a lot of shit, but not pretend that the concept doesnt make sense in a society that is clearly sexually repressed, this giger stuff isnt the most original, but in this case is was a brilliant choice in a extremely flawed movie that has only this, the flight escene and the music as "brilliant".

But sure, we can just say "haha they look like dicks, snyder is so dumb XD"

>>90475457
>I like things like the Marvel movie but you would have to be a manchild to not see something like guardians of the galaxy as a dumb kids movie, maybe fun but in no way adult or smart.


And there's literally nothing superior intellectually to liking Adult Movies to Kids Movies.

>>90475628
The best part is that it was all a wind up to sperging about the dance off in Gotg.

>>90475607
Right, I'm sure all the gay subtext is intentional too and not just a byproduct of all that "sex is creepy lol" imagery.
This is exactly what I'm talking about, it's like Snyder putting skulls and axes in movies because he thinks they're cool and people analyzing that to death.

>>90465772
The cock thing was clearly intentional, it was their shallow attempt at being "Geiger-esque" and it related to the Kryptonians' weird relationship with natural procreation.

It doesn't make it any less stupid/funny though.

>>90475564
Yeah they freeze zod n friends into those tubes and blast them into space
Planet explodes immediately afterwards

>>90475629
It's an Australian or a Leaf. It's always them.

>>90475126
>For example in DBZ they changed the mystical martial arts music for generic metal or some shit because americans wouldn't be able to deal with music that is culturally different

We got a shitty synth orchestra in my country, and it still felt dull as fuck because DBZ just isnt that good.

>>90475689
You should probably familiarize youself with Giger before talking abot what is and is not intentional in his work.

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>>90475698
>l, it was their shallow attempt

There's nothing shallow about a well developed idea.

>>90475703
>they send the criminals into space as punishment, saving them from the planet's destruction
>they don't evacuate anyone else, except for Supes, despite clearly having the technology and time to do so
>everyone dies, except those 'exiled' criminals

Why?

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>>90465615

pic related was what really got me out

>>90475689
>Right, I'm sure all the gay subtext is intentional too and not just a byproduct of all that "sex is creepy lol" imagery.

But it was, Ridley, Shusset and O'Banon talk about putting men in the line for rape, men being impregnated, men giving birth, men being overpowered and dominated by the monster. The xenomorph is a beast that subverts sex, it's not like the previous slasher killers that creep on women and kill them erotically but brutally hack the males. The alien is erotic and brutal to anything.

>>90475721
I went to his museum in Gruyère: literally only sex and death everywhere, but nothing indicating any gay subtext outside of the Alien series.

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>>90475126
>Americans have a really immature view of the world, when they become adults everything has to be about money or sex and they are scared as fuck, specially dudes, when it comes to sexuality that is not fanservice pandeering to them and specially when it comes to nuances.
>For example in DBZ they changed the mystical martial arts music for generic metal or some shit because americans wouldn't be able to deal with music that is culturally different


Funny you say that, because in Japan they literally change entire characters in Western shows to fit their countries strange and immature sensibilities

>Japs have some issues with women
>Transformers Airazor becomes literally a fucking gay shota twink robot instead of a girl warrior
>Transformers Prime Airachnid becomes a giggling yandere retard instead of a fairly badass villain

>>90475766

Same reason japs choose to use a granade with their families over surrender. It's about culture. Survival would come from outside sources their people had learned to hate. They explored space, they didnt like it, they were xenophobics that saw their world as the ultimate safe place, they were better than anyone else, it's the same reason Zod didnt want to live in a world of supermen, they had their tech for that, he wanted all of his planet back including animals, vegetation etc.

It's like what happens with slavs, they can hande starvation in a very different way to a western pleb, or africans having no real concept of compromise or obligation. Or cultures with no concept of time.

In the mind of most kryptonians being exiled was worst than being trapped in a dying planet, also remember, at some point there was just no way to escape.

>>90475818
I'll admit I was unaware of that part, but I was more thinking of having a race of female-only monsters (who turn out to have been created by hunky perfect males to destroy man) and the only positive female characters being maternal in some ways.
It's the general way those movies portrays females rather than how they portray males than got me thinking that.

>>90466201
>Actual images of Zack Snyder shoving his entire body up his own ass

>>90475571
>Many old cultures were clueless about sex being how people are conceived.

>>>/x/

>>90465615
The title sequence.

>>90476078
More like /co/, there's a reason this is called the dumbest board in 4chan.

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>>90475857
>Transformers Prime Airachnid becomes a giggling yandere retard
That was pretty fucking hot though. Surprising (and unfortunate) she doesn't have more Jap fan art because of it.

>>90466168

>79% RT score is bad


I liked Revenge of the Sith actually, the end was pretty good


Darth Jar Jar could have made the prequel trilogy awesome, too bad Lucas pussied out

>>90475857
>>Transformers Airazor becomes literally a fucking gay shota twink robot instead of a girl warrior
>>Transformers Prime Airachnid becomes a giggling yandere retard instead of a fairly badass villain

Difference being that those are small titles that not much people care about while DBZ was the biggest series ever.

>>90475629
>Some dudes at a studio made a decision

A decision based on what? Based on what the American tards would enjoy and that shit happens all the time.

Like changing the name of the Harry Potter and the philosopher's stone into the Sorcerer's stone because americans can't into anything that sounds like it will make you think.

They changed Goku's personality into a generic Superman like character because who the fuck knows.

They change the Yu Gi Oh! characters into totally awesome super radical dudes that are all about friendship... all the 4 kids shit basically, fucking embarrasing.

>>90476078
Oh yeah apparently that's an old myth, apparently >we knew at least by the time we started to write.
I know I've heard it said factually recently, I wonder where.

>>90465909
>I didn't see penises until it was specifically pointed out as BadDragon. Don't know what that says.

You are not gay. So you need to get out.

>>90476133
I'm guessing because you keep repeating it while most people on other boards ask "literally who?"

>>90475670
>And there's literally nothing superior intellectually to liking Adult Movies to Kids Movies.

Of course there is, those kids movies have the same basic messages again and again ''its about learning how to be family! Its about learning how to work as a team! is about how Tony Stark needs to learn how not be selfish... again! Is about how nothing is at stake and how consequences are not a thing! Every death is faked!''

That's just going to make you think like Disney wants you to think

While adult movies like Desierto directed by the guy that directed Birdman are not affraid of showing a negative and very real reality, something that can make people THINK and change for the better.

Not some black and white bullshit in which you can literally solve your problems with dancing

>>90467053
dumb phoneposter

>>90465772
Get out of 4chan and never return.

>>90467053
Dude what? The Marvel Studios logo is the best MCU film!

>>90476304
Most adult movies aren't deeper than a puddle though and many have repeated messages.

Something being aimed at adults doesn't automatically make it good.

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>>90465772
Unironically this. Watching the movie I didn't even think about it.

Anyways to answer OPs question: airport scene in civil war

It was clear they weren't even try anymore . Besides the tony hologram cringe at the start the first half of the movie was decent. Air port scene was so bad that I kinda just zoned out after that
I like most marvel movies but Civil war is easily the worst one they have done

>inb4 Thor
Thor ones are just boring. Civil war was actively bad

>>90467886
Fox is the best but also most inconsistent in terms of quality
Deadpool might easily be one the least funniest films ever released that people claimed to have enjoyed
Logan was great

>>90475966
>but I was more thinking of having a race of female-only monsters

xenomorphs don't have a gender, they're asexual

The queen is the only gendered one and even then, strictly speaking, the eggs and facehuggers are stand-ins for semen. That's the whole point, they exist to rape. They rape, impregnate and dominate men just as well as men, they imprint the same fear on both. Giger envisioned them as embodiments of the fear of sex.

It's funny that this comes up when mocking American media for being immature when LITERALLY EVERYTHING made in the 70's and 80's was nothing but sex, sex imagery and sex allegories. We haven't even gotten started on action films, slasher films and so on.

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>>90465615
>watching Man of Steel
>Superman's elderly father beats Zod in combat in the first 15 minutes of the movie

>Krypton's greatest leader of combat, physically defeated by a over-weight scientist

>>90477126
>elderly

>>90465772
Same here
Sometimes a dildo is just a dildo.

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>>90477167
Not him, but considering pic related is how the guy is depicted pretty much any time he shows up, he's not far off.

Also, elderly is irrelevant in the greater picture, because the movie would have us believe that Zod was genetically engineered to be the perfect warrior, and Jor-El was genetically engineered to sit his ass down and do some math for the glory of Krypton.

>>90477126
>elderly
>obese

Come on. He was in decent shape. Plus kryptonians are probably all pretty strong even on their own planet. Wouldn't make sense to make one a weakling just bedause he's a scientist

>>90465615
When your Bruce started floating like Jesus surrounded by bats. A cautionary warning that you're in for 3 hours of pretentious bullshit.

>>90474318
you left out Lawnmower Man

>>90477466
Lawnmower Man is only "Not a Superhero" the same way Bruce Willis in Unbreakable is "Not a Superhero".

>>90474318
The Bye-Bye Man

>>90476243
Transformers is one of the biggest movie franchises in the world what are you talking about.

>>90474452
rocket had a plan, though.

>>90466553
i think they are trying to distant themselves from the funny books and say the movies are the only capeshit universe that matters

>>90478252
It pretty much does at this point.

>>90469120

That scene became worth it when Ronan's actor was so confused that he broke character.

>>90466553
it still has the page flipping at the beginning doesn't it?

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>>90476243
>executives can't be wrong

>>90474318
>Demolition Man
>Repo Man
>Bicentennial Man
>Ip Man
All of those are superhero movies.
>>90477466
>>90474387
So are these.

>>90465772
This.
>>90465876
You don't know what replete means. Stop trying to sound smart.
>telltale
You're also using this incorrectly. No one looks at a dick and goes "ah yes, this asymmetry confirms that it is indeed a penis."

>>90479408
Penises are asymmetrical when viewed from the side. The round, sloped "cone" looks like the head of a penis. The offset base evokes a scrotum.

No rocket would logically be designed this way, it was clearly designed to look like a penis.

>>90479584
When viewed from the side the entire body is asymmetrical, you fucking idiot. It doesn't work like that.

>>90476905
To be fair Giger isn't American.

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>>90479659
I kinda see his point. Rockets are inherently phallic because anything that's designed to penetrate (in this case air) is, but they usually tend to have "balls" on all sides and not just 2 on the "front".
Or at least that's how we imagine them because apparently there are a lot of spacecrafts with just 2 appendages... although if you view them from the side those wouldn't look like balls.

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>>90480873
I don't know what your "balls" look like but mine are oblong spheres. Not flat.

>>90468857
>Michael Clarke Duncan
>bad

Anon. That invalidates literally anything else you could say.

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>there are people in this thread trying to argue that those rockets do not, in fact, look like flying penises.

>>90476169
>Darth Jar Jar could have made the prequel trilogy awesome, too bad Lucas pussied out
That was never the plan, you idiot, and it would've been terrible.

>>90481364
>i'm obsessed with phallic imagery

>>90480937
It doesn't look like balls, it looks like the beginning of a scrotum. You're retarded if you don't see what he's talking about.

And that's leaving aside the nosecone which is itself overtly phallic.

>>90475457
It's pretty cool that you've created an entire fictional society to crusade against in your own head, very detailed

>>90481364
I'm sorry for your chode.

>>90467411
Quit stuffing your vagina in my face.

>>90481665
>overtly phallic
To you I'm sure a lot of things fit that criteria.

>>90481904
Are you trying to say you're not being a dick right now?

>>90467053
This isn't even in any MCU movie though
It's always Marvel Studios, not Marvel.

>>90465615
So anything that you see that even vaguely resembles a phallus sends you into conniptions?

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>>90482034
Ya got me.

>>90479291
What about Rain Man

>>90482127
That one too.

>>90470480
>And suddenly, the proliferation of "cuck" makes total sense to me.
Anthony Burch has nothing to do with computers.

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>>90469120
>LOL, so whacky and random XD *holds up spork*
Made me sick to my stomach, can't believe a production like this pulled out the equivalent of youtube poop video as it's climax.
It seems they wrote themselves into a corner given the difference in power between them and Ronan so they just said fuck it, we don't need an actual confrontation, we'll just have him act like a retard and bad guy will be so flustered that he let's them take the stone that Starlord had no idea he could even touch without dying and would have just have been committing suicide as far as he knew.
That was his plan, to grab the stone and commit suicide, accomplishing nothing in the process! The only reason he didn't was because of a MacGuffin about trying to figure out who his father was.
His plan was to kill himself first before Ronan wins.

>>90465615
I keep thinking this is from Prometheus.

Jesus with this fucking thread.
>huuurr you guise r obsessed with dicks
>anything remotely phallic durr
>ur dick is weird

This isn't exactly the Washington Monument, it's not just a straight thing pointing up. It's anatomically similar, with the head and the frenulum and even the testicles.
Stop acting like retards, this was clearly a cognitive decision made by someone.
Fuck you people are dense.

>>90477350
Jesus never floated, it was a escene about the elevation of Bruce from a normal kid into the ubermensch using the bats as a totem to achieve his goals and again ELEVATE himself.

It had nothing to do with Fucking Jesus you dumbass, use your brain, it's a stupid Snyder film and still some of you idiots get confused by extremely straightforward stuff

>>90476275
How new are you? /co/ has been mocked for years as both dumb and too Tumblr like.

>>90481364
Of course not, but is. More important to discuss if the designe of Krypton was good and makes sense, the answer is yes, but some will reply Snyder is gay and that dicks are funny

>>90483112
>anatomically similar
Sorry about your undefined blob penis.

>>90483112
>a cognitive decision
Stop trying to sound smart by using words you don't understand.

>>90483637
Sorry about your absolutely autistic mind.
You probably watch cartoons and when you see 4 fingers on a character goes insane thinking "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ON THE END OF THEIR ARMS?"

>>90483652
Even a kid knows what cognitive means, you fucking ape. That's only a complicated word to amerifats that barely can read.

>>90483678
>butthurt sperg throws a tantrum and spouts endless ad hominems
lel

>>90483711
Hence why I told you to "stop trying to sound smart" instead of "stop being smart" as you clearly don't understand how it is used.

>>90483768
Good heavens you are dumb.
Go google definitions and spare yourself the embarrassment.

>>90483112
>the frenulum
Wew. People really do see what they want to see.
You r obsessed with dicks
phallic
ur dick is weird
durr durr durr

You sound really clever by the way. Please give me the link to your thesaurus. ;^)

>>90483810
Good heavens you are an embarrassment.

>>90469120

People bitch about this scene, but to be fair, that's an art of war style battle tactic. It's not about honor, it's about keeping your opponent off guard so they don't win.

Did no-one ever see the video of the guy getting mugged? He ends up pissing his pants, chasing his mugger who is disgusted, and keeps his money.

This isn't anything new, it's why people wear war paint and demon masks, and wear bones as jewellery. It's why Vlad the Impaler did all his various methods of impaling, and pretended he was a vampire. It's why military leaders throughout history have lured idiots into ambushes by pretending to be asleep.

It's not like Starlord ordered a battle of the somme style warfront, where people line up and walk out slowly to the opposing side of the field.


>>90469271

>Not a single good one
>The plaza scene
>The prison break scene
>The ship chase scene
>The invasion scene
>The infiltration scene
>Any scene where groot fucks up a guy
>Ronan kicking Drax's ass

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>>90483821
My god, are americans really this intellectually insecure that a word like cognitive seems too obscure, complex and high brow to them?

>>90483849
Here it is, so next time you don't look like an absolute idiot:
relating to cognition; concerned with the act or process of knowing, perceiving, etc.

>>90484199
Why are you so obsessed with americans? I'm not american, my man. Keep deflecting from your own ignorance though.

>>90484199
I know what cognition means you fucking moron.
I'm saying you don't know how it functions in a sentence.
Let me spell it out for you since you are clearly mentally challenged: "Cognitive decision" is a retarded attempt and sounding smart by being needlessly verbose.
Do you understand? It's redundant and sounds stupid.
You wouldn't say "A brain decision" for the same reason you wouldn't say "a cognitive decision".

Take your ass to school.

>>90484253
Only americans are so self centered and out of touch that they'd be overwhelmed by a simple word and try to be smartass before learning what the world actually means.
Your american educational system is showing.

>>90484344
You're immensely deluded. see >>90484334

>>90484334
That's just your opinion from being a complete moron. It conveys exactly what I was trying to and anyone with a brain can understand it, it serves it's function perfectly and it's a single word so it can't be verbose.
Before trying to sound smart learn your vocative also, you fucking illiterate faggot.

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>>90484410
>That's just your opinion from being a complete moron.
You don't seem like a butthurt child at all.
Try not to get so autistically triggered next time you get outed as a tryhard mongoloid.

>>90484543
I'm pulling YOUR strings. May that become abundantly clear. I am superior to you, therefore you act as I desire.

>>90475495
>I've got no counter-argument: the post

>>90484604
Haha. :^( Oh no.
I've been rused! XD

It's a school night, kiddo. Beddie bye bye for you.

>>90484850
See, you have learned vocatives.
And the definition of cognitive.

My job here is done, someone else needs knowledge, somewhere.

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>>90484907
This shit is sad to behold.
Please, for everyone's sake, reassess your life. And learn how to use commas.

>>90484658
Here's a counter-argument. You're a fucking moron.

>>90483254
...on /co/.
Most other boards have better shit to do.

>>90484130
The pod chase on Knowhere is phenomenal

>>90482962
>I've never read a GOTGv2

Star-Lord wins via asspull all the time. Often in a way that would get him killed if it didn't work out. It's kind of his thing.

Also, you can memepost all you want but nothing about the scene was random.

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>>90465615
https://youtu.be/P6VkmdJRgko

>>90488826
Goddamn that's some lazy moviemaking.