Favorite Simpsons quotes go! >Kirk: I sleep in a racing car,

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>>90452596
https://frinkiac.com/

i feel like my childhood was worse off because i wasn't allowed to watch simpsons growing up

That whole episode is great.

Can I borrow a feeling?

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>>90452596
>Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, it'd eat you and everyone you care about.

The zoom and suspenseful music slay me every time

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>>90452596
Burns knows what's up.

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>Now, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
>Mountain Dew or crab juice.
>Oh, geez! l'll take a crab juice.

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>>90454874
Political Powers!

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[The OC theme song plays]

>>90455197
>Gandi with a bat
>Mao with hammer and sickle
>Roosevelt is the only one who could beat someone up

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>"...The ball is turning into a fat, bald guy!"
>"EEEYYAAAAAAAARRRRGHH!! OOF!"
>"OH and that's no good! And you know what we say, whenever something strange happens it's good that Bart did that!"

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>"Here we have an ordinary square..."

>>90454874
Saying that kind of makes him quick-witted tho

>>90454874
that oddly makes a lot of sense

>My name's Milhouse
>Yeah well your father's no-house

>>90455439
>kind of makes him quick-witted tho
True but he wins against the other quick-witted who don't cheat.
Of course you could argue that good cheating is also a skill.

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Hey homer find you soulmate
>hey wait a minute there no such thing as a talking dog.
*woof woof*
>Damn straight

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>Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%?

Homer? Who is Homer?
My name is Guy Incognito.

>>90455174
IT'S NOT BATMAN!

>>90455197
civilization.jpg

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>"Hey everybody, vote for my dad, Homer Simpson, If you don't he'll beat us."
>"WHY, YOU LITTLE!..."
>"No one's going to beat you son."
>"You're going to get such a beating."

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>"How fast can this auto-mobile go compared to, a Train? Which I could also afford.
>"Well Count Homer..."

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>Just ask this Scientician!
>Uh...

Mr. McClure, what does DNA stand for?
>.
>⨀.⨀

THE END

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>"Sir, that man ate all of our shrimp and two plastic lobsters!"

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>"Project Arturus wouldn't have succeeded without you. This will get you a step closer to that dream of yours. It's not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start. Drop me a line if your in the East Coast, Hank Scorpio."

>"....."

>"...AW, THE DENVER BRONCOS?!"

>>90459450
I really need to watch this episode again.

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>When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means EVERTHING'S wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!

>"You're going to give yourself skin failure!"

>>90459366
"Mrs Simpson, what did you and your husband do after you were ejected from the restaurant?"
>"We pretty much went straight home."
"Mrs Simpson, you are under oath."
>"...we drove around until 3am looking for another all you can eat fish restaurant."
"And when you couldn't find one?"
>"...we went fishing."

>>90460605
That episode kinda pissed me off when I first watched it but as an adult, I can understand that it was basically a lesson about the truth not really mattering all that much.

At least Homer still got to ring his bell in the parade.

>>90460807
One of the few times Lisa wasn't a piece of shit.

>>90460730
It kinda bothered me that reality itself bent over backwards to somehow make Homer win.

>>90461055
To be fair this happened in springfield.any court outside,it wouldnt fly.

>Are you wearing a grocery bag?
>I have misplaced my pants

For the record that doesn't work

>>90455411
Whoa whoa, SLOW DOWN egghead!

His brand of gum... Doublemint. Trying to double your fun, eh Bart? Well, I'll double your detention.
...wish someone was around to hear that.

>>90460807
That episode had some of my favorite quotes in the series.

>Comic Book Guy: "I will thank you to stop peering at my screenplay, and if I see a movie where computers threaten our personal liberties, I will know that you stole my idea."
>Homer: "I'm just waiting for my kid." (Mental note: steal his idea)

and this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNWiEAclHbU

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Dateline: Springfield. The elusive beer baron continues to thumb his nose at the authorities. Swaggering about in a garish new hat, he seemed to say, "Look at me, Rex Banner! I have a new hat!"

>>90455692
>Homer, organised labour has been called a lumbering dinosaur--
>AAAH!
>Uh, my director is telling me not to talk to you anymore--
>WOO-HOO!

>>90461942
>>90455692
>"Hello Homer, my Arch-Nemesis."
>"Yellow."
>"You do realize who this is, don't you?"
>"Uh, Marge?"
>"No Homer I'm not your wife..."

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>HOMER! Come quick! Bart's quite his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!

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>>90455197

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>>90452596
This exchange always gets me

>>90461706
He's some sort of non...giving-up...school guy!

>go to look up these clips online
>Mexican or Portuguese only

Goddamnit Fox the show is almost 30 years old let there be clips

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>I understand that Mr. Simpson, but according to our computer your credit history is not good. It says here that you've been pre-declined for every major credit card. It also says that you once grabbed a dog by the hind legs and pushed him around like a vacuum cleaner

>>90455273
iirc, Lincoln fucked some shit up in his day
Wrestled an entire team and won

>>90455255

That entire scene became a weird inside gag between a friend and I.

>>90462722
ThingsICantFindOtherwise has a pretty healthy collection of golden age clips.

>>90462241
S O N O C H I N O S A D A M E

>>90462992
Has anyone else done that to a dog?
Like Im all the time grabbing my dogs hind legs and push him around like a vacuum cleaner

>>90455273
Lincoln was a dangerous man when he wanted to me, I remember a story of some guy at a speech that threw a punch so Lincoln literally threw him