Is Scrooge Mc Duck really smarter than this? Some how, I have my doubts.
>>90441440
Well how smart is your average smartie really? Did he mean he was smarter than one or a combined package?
>>90441848
I think he was saying he was smarter than the copyrighted brand itself.
Bold words McDuck.
The real question - is he tougher than this?
>>90441440
Well I mean he's not smart enough to know you can't fucking dive headfirst into a heap of metal without breaking your neck.
>>90441440
>Webby
Want.
>>90441909
>doesnt know about mcduck microvibrations
>Scrooge shitposting is going to become a thing on /co/
Truly 2017 is shaping up to be a great year.
>>90441878
>implying he didnt outsmart the owners and bought them
>>90441440
>Americans don't get the superior chocolate Smarties
>only get chalky sugar pucks
>>90441960
I don't think this thread is really shitposting, here.
>>90441440
McDuck despite all is an honest hardworking man, and extremely tough on himself. He wouldn't make such a claim if it wasn't true
>>90441440
he's richer than Nestle.
>>90441909
I hope the new show brings back the explanation from the comics about how he knows how to do this without getting hurt so that this meme will die already.
>>90441440
>>90441891
Yes -- and he made it square!
>>90441909
That's were being tougher than the thoughies comes into play
>>90441440
Funny how both of them used to be a big deal.
Wasn't the quote: "Tougher than the toughies and SHARPER than the SHARPIES".?
>>90441909
Wasn't there an exact scene in the original series where Huey, Dewey, and Louie try to jump in after Scrooge and they bounce off because they don't know how to do it.
>>90441909
The very first Scrooge story makes fun of this and is even used to defeat the Beagle Boys by tricking them into taking a dive. He just can, anon. He just can.
>>90444574
>Scrooge in pooper
>>90441960
>tfw you just want to talk about Carl Barks but it's just going be threads full of people shitting on the new show