What do girls see in him?

>>90414611
Mischievous personality, design that's easy to abuse, and most importantly he's one half of an gay pairing with a shota.

>>90414611
a triangle

>>90415890
That's shapist. He's an "equilateral" triangle.

>>90414611
They see him INSIDE them

Women are attracted to power and by proxy psychopaths

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>>90414611
Bitches love triangles.

Charming personality, overcompensation for his small stature, short temper, magic/evil powers allowing for escapist fantasies, good voice, just plain cute looking

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sshhhh they are still in mourning.

>>90418134
>magic/evil powers allowing for escapist fantasies

True. Read through the comment section of any YouTube video with Bill in it and you will eventually hit the loads of girls spouting their sometimes explicit sexual Bill fantasies.

>>90414611
I don't know, anon, why do girls like Darth Vader despite him having no legs nor arms nor dick and looking like Uncle Fester?

>>90418326
Are there Darth Vader fangirls? I assume there are, I've just never run across any.

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I mean it's worth noting they draw him like this and even the canon human Bill stuff didn't put a stop to it.

>>90420741
Why do they keep drawing him as a 20 something when he has the voice and personality of a guy in his thirties?

Almost nobody draws him as an actual cyclops tho.
it's always an eye badge or some cop out shit like that.

>>90414611
Children are attracted to confidence and power.

It also helps that he is easy to draw.

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>>90421797
Preeeeety sure it's the continuing fallout from this.

>>90420741
This.

Fujos draw him as a anime bishonen demon guy. Bitches love anime bishonen demon guys.

>>90414611
Same thing they see in characters like Sans or Garrus. All mysterious and whatnot

>>90422043
I suppose that's the difference between a human form and a humanoid form.

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Because he's a cutie duh.

>>90422829
Sans, maybe. But how the fuck is Garrus mysterious?

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>>90422043
Bill should at least have a bunch of extra arms and mouths and eyes and shit if you're gonna do human crap.

>>90421797
>Why do they keep drawing him as a 20 something
Modeled after his voice actor the manlet Hack probably, remember Bill is essentially just Alex after he drops some acid.

>>90423067
Yeah Alex was only late 20s when he first voiced Bill.

>>90422987
I mean, maybe that wasn't the best adjective for him so my bad, but Garrus has the same depressed, "I need someone to fix me" aura about him

>>90415924
ISOSCELES, SHORT STUFF!

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>>90423260
Go to bed Alex. You're drunk.

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>>90414611
They can "ship" him with everybody.

what the fuck is happening to our youth

>>90424620
They're not longer satisfied by human men.

>>90421797
Dipper is 12 yet has a voice that sounds like a guy in his late 20's.

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>>90424620
Triangles are cucking hordes of our women. Once they get polygoned they never go back. Beings with no sharp angles or vertices won't satisfy them anymore and they need Geometry 101 textbooks to achieve orgasm.

It's part of a big NWO conspiracy to prevent 3d beings from breeding.

>>90424817
Is that a girl?

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>>90424861

Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlf1O2R-kDk

Anyone got a pic of that girl who got him tattooed between her tits?

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>>90414611

>>90425482
I just looked up that crush thing and the comments are a ride.
http://www.thiscrush.com/fan/Gravity-Falls/Bill-Cipher

>>90425651
>Step on me and beat me down wirh ur cane
>OHMYGOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MR DORITO. PLEASE FUQ ME AS A DORITO THANKS
>NOTICE ME SENPAI
>I never thought a Dorito could be so daddy
>BILL CIPHER IS MY DADDY. IM HIS SEX SLAVE.
>Bill is my daddy.. make me moan Daddy...
>He's my favorite character and I'd tap that
>Oh my gawd, he is just so controlling and Powerful idk why but I frickin love it halp. I've got a crush on a frickin shape.

>>90426277
>shapes are my new fetish
>What the heck,,, why am I attracted to a trianlge
>Does this thing have a pe nis If it does then I want it inside of me right now
>i jacked off to bill once

>>90426393
>FCuK ME
MANIPULATE ME
DORITO OR HUMAN FORM
HOLY SHIT IM SO GAY

uh not all of these are girls

>>90414611
Funny, intelligent, a 'bad boy', he's basically built to slay puss. Also a triangle with the tip pointing upward is an ancient symbol of masculinity and the penis.

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>>90414611

What do girls see in her?

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>>90414611
What does girls seen in him?

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>>90414611
What do both guys and girls see in her?

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>>90427472
booty

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>>90427928
Fuckin kek holy shit

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>>90427928
Everyone always goes on about her butt and ignores her boobs like they don't even exist.

>that jiggle

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>>90428157
i know it is tragic

some chicks just straight up think about being tortured

i'm serious

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>>90427928
Is this a thing?

>>90428621
Makes sense, I remember seeing chicks who got Bill tattooed between their tits or something but if you wanna get a Bill tattoo that makes a lot more sense.

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This is now a Dom thread.

>>90427327
well that's because he's voiced by fraser from cheers

https://youtu.be/eI8ioELISjk
>This is the only animator in the fandom that drew him different

>>90425482
>There are people who only want to fuck human bill
Weak. Triangle Bill is the only way to go.

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>>90431710
Very nice. But what if he looked like this?

>>90431839
Actual question: are there really people who fantasize about fucking the actual triangle as a triangle? How would you even do that?

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>>90414611

Bitches loves money and power.

when they see a triangle, they know exactly what it's means

>>90427472
I like her helmet

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>best “fuck you fangirls“ ever

thanks alex

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>>90432806
no nothing stops them

>>90432806
I'd say this version makes sense, considering Bill doesn't really seem to know how human anatomy works.

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Who wins in an all-out fight Yung Venuz or Bill Cipher?

>>90432806
According to Alex he had this design thought up while the show was still in pre-production. It has nothing to do with fangirls.

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>>90432582
Only surprised this took so long to show up.

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>>90434213
Actually he said that Bill is just a triangle and it was to troll fangirls. Why would Bill ever be human?

>>90433805
I don't really think so, when Bill first appears he turns into Soos, and he looks indistinguishable from Soos. Why wouldn't Bill just be able to look like any human he wants to like he already did? That doesn't mean that he would ever have a "human form" though, like Odo from Deep Space Nine he can just shapeshift. Why would there be a "real" human Bill form?

>>90424620
Millennial males appeal to nobody.

>>90434134
They fight but neither can kill the other so they go out for beers. And possibly fuck afterwards but as bros no homo.

>>90414611
Three 60 degree angles

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Better as cute girl.

>>90432287
Hands.
Grinding.
Magic:
>telekinesis (any oblong/vibrating object)
>conjuring (see above, also could appeal to kink stuff if he summons chains)
>morphing (either just growing a dick or into a form that has a dick, OR indulging any weird transformation fetish)
>making a dick out of magical energy itself
>snapping and suddenly they orgasm because it's magic, bitch
Mindcontrolling them into masturbating.
Possessing their body and masturbating and their ghost can feel it somehow (even though this isn't canon)
Some form of "sex" that he'd find erotic and they'd find his arousal erotic even though they're not turned on by the original thing (like an animal sacrifice, or advanced geometry).
Dirty talk that they can masturbate to.
Wet dreams in the Dreamscape.
Etc.

I'm not personally a fan of Bill and have never thought of this or read fic about him before but I love monster/magic fucking and he presents a ton of golden opportunities. I'm sure most of these people just make him a human and fuck that, though. Tragic waste.

>>90437265
I like you, anon.

>>90437617
I'm just here to spread the good word.

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Full triangle body or object head are the only passable options.

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>>90426577
>tfw jealous and resentful of a cartoon triangle

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>>90414611
What do guys see in her?

I've seen girls drawing him as a cute bishie boy in a dandy suit , looking like he just came out of Ouran High School Host.
Also,am I the only one who noticed he's a isosceles triangle?

>>90439817
Much like with Bill, mostly shit that isn't there.

>>90414611
He's a sadistic psychopath with magic powers. Of course girls are going to fawn over him. He checks off all of their sexual fantasies.

>>90422463
True. Even beginners can draw Bill. Just make an isosceles triangle, an eye with lashes, add some limbs and a hat.

>>90440386
>he's a isosceles triangle?
that's an ugly slur you shut your fucking lying mouth racist

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>>90440633
It was a design made to be turned into merchandise.

>>90432287
There's a whole bunch of triangle fic/art and it's either tentacles or making him some kind of fleshlight.

>>90414611
>Boys want to defeat bad guys
>Girls want to fuck them
Is there any reason to be a hero at all? We all know we're the spotlight points at

>>90434473
Don't beat women they said
It doesn't accomplish anything they said
Tap water and soy are good for you they said

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>>90442617
Look there's nothing less scary than a KAWAII DESU little triangle in a cartoon show though. Maybe he beats on Dipper or Ford or Mabel for ships and porn/sexual fantasies but nonthreatening harmlessness is probably part of the appeal, right? I mean Bill's real form is Biru-chan wa Hello Kitty I want to get a stuffed one to cuddle kind of shit.

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>>90442745
(those people who redecorated their entire rooms with billdip merchandise were probably pushing it a little though)

>>90423221
Admittedly that is often fucking attractive in fictional characters. In real people to a lesser degree but can be cute if it's not too much.
As far as the dorito goes I'd say that it's the voice and the fact that most people prefer to humanise him which lets them imagine anything they want to.

>>90439817
Alex Hirschs ass pain.

>>90443167
See
>>90440432

>>90443191
>Pacifica's terrible guys. She was invented to be the literal diametric opposite of Mabel. Anything you like about her is a projection you've invented haha. Because Mabel's so delightful Pacifica turned out to be a total terror.

>>90443217
Yeah that's a quote from season one before he decided to humanise her more.

>>90443217
Right, shit that isn't there

>>90443252
>from before he let someone else write an episode developing her then ignored it in the finale
Fixed.
>>90443264
>direct quote isn't there
How's that new show coming Alex?

>>90443292
>>from before he let someone else write an episode developing her then ignored it in the finale
Do you really believe that one night entirely changes habits a person has been using for years?

>>90419952
Loads, but they're mainstream normies.

I'm not joking only the normiest of chicks are into Darth Vader.

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>>90443334
Do you really believe a child should be punished for her parents behavior despite being a casualty of said behavior?

>>90443430
Oh no, one pony. All that shit was her parents not Pacifica's. It's not like she's homeless.

>>90443459
>parents have everything
>treat their daughter like shit
>parents have nothing now
>she'll be fine

>>90443491
>parents have nothing now
If they can afford a pony they've certainly got something.

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>>90443505
>All that shit was her parents not Pacifica's

>>90443547
Sorry but debt collectors are gonna do their job. If you haven't got the money for a big mansion you don't get a big mansion. If they do force Pacifica into homelessness then there's CPS. It isn't a punishment for Pacifica because she did nothing wrong but her parents made the choice to throw away their daughters future.

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She's a treasure!

>>90444444
Great taste and great get

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>>90444444
checked

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>>90444444
wasted sixtiefours

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>>90418297
doesn't tumblr hate lovecraft because he was a horrendous racist.

>>90444496
>get
Stupid newfigs

>>90444589
GET is old as fuck man.

>>90444658
That's not a get.

>>90444444
Ugh

>>90444444
Only in Season 1

>>90445351
True.

>>90418141
The utter shock on their faces is hilarious. Did they really believe some bullshit headcannon about bill turning good?

>>90445933
No?

What about that one fabric where Bill becomes human and ends up peeing his pants since he isn't used to the bodily functions yet .Then, Dipper teaches him how to use the toilet.

>>90446231
Fanfic

>>90446231
People are weird, and fanfic writers are concentrated weird that enable and encourage each other. Possibly it was a joke, at least I prefer to believe that.

>>90439817
She's not an apocalyptic shitbird or a boring bag of mud.

>>90443217
>Because Mabel's so delightful Pacifica turned out to be a total terror.

Funny how things change, huh?

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>>90442617
>believing that redpill nonsense
It's all it's bitter people tell themselves to feel better about their personal flaws rather than recognize them and attempt to improve themselves.

>>90422829
I have yet to see one female who likes Garrus. His fans are entirely just homos.

>>90446520
It's all lies*

>>90424620
You're growing old and so your "I have to hate the younger generation" thing I'd starting to kick in, and it'll happen to your son, and your son's son, no matter what generation, because it's human nature to hate and not understand change.

>>90444444
A cursed treasure that brings shame and misfortune to those that find it.

>>90446522
I've seen plenty and I personally know a few, myself included. Maybe you're just bad at looking. And using "female" in a sentence like that makes you sound retarded.

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>>90446638
>tfw too intelligent to refer to female homosapiens as "girls"

>>90444444
Someone should bury her.

>>90434134
God>demon

>>90446522
>I have yet to see one female who likes Garrus
Thanks for the laugh, anon. Wrex will always be superior.

>>90434134
Can't they just make sweet triangular love?

>>90448102
One more and they'd have a triforce

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>>90444444
She may be a stupid, selfish, pile of puke, but she sure is cute.

>>90448102
Sure