For all of the quips and jokes the MCU throws out there to try

>>90401619
Yeah, I like MCU Ironman. A lot of people get tired of the whole smart ass routine but I just don't.

>>90401619
>i get that reference
>he is adopted
>im listening
>hulk, smash
lots of good lines

>>90401728
>>he is adopted
That one is terrible though.

>>90401678
I wouldn't spend a genie's wish to be in the same boat as you, but if I wished for infinite wishes I'd probably get to it eventually.

>>90401619
ah

>>90401619
This shit is terrible. Jesus Christ, fuck Marvel.

>>90402488
You're just a nonce

>>90401986
At least he's satisfied while you're just bitter.

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>>90403956
>tfw bitterly satisfied masterrace

>>90401619
Sounds like a first grader. Sorry, but no one talks like that. Especially in such a tense scene. Having Tony do his thing to ease the tension is one thing but in a scene where no one is getting along and everyone is fucking pissed at each other (including Tony) he says "HOW ABOUT NONCE"? Fuck outta here Whedon.

>>90401678
Tony's schtick is a lot more tolerable when the movie doesn't treat him like a shining hero. He's fine in Civil War.

>>90404342
>Sounds like a first grader.

That's why I love it, and the way it's delivered makes it seem like it wasn't even a joke, but a dead serious come back....cracks me the hell up

>>90402488
>Marvel, not even nonce

>>90401619
Is he talking Nonce Sense?

In the United Kingdom, nonce is a slang word for a pariah within a community of prisoners, typically a sex offender, child sexual abuser or one who has turned state's evidence.

>>90404569
Indeed.
A stairwell nonce bashing can leave you quadra-spazzed on a life glug.

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>>90404630
My god damned eyes! What did you make me read with my god damned eyes!

>>90404522

It's just a game of French Cricket, anon

>>90404366
this
mcu stark is just a charismatic villain
too bad the mcu has way too much RDJ in it for me to enjoy him anymore

>>90407543
You guys overrate how much RDJ is in the non-Iron Man films.

>>90407715
Yeah okay sure
>Look! New Spider-Man movie!! And look, he's in the MCU!!! Look, guys, please, Iron Man is in it!! Spidey thinks it's a hug isn't that funny? Look they're flying around together! It's Iron Man!

>>90407764
>wonder woman: 13%

>>90408157
No one was even talking about DC, Mouseketeer.

>>90401678
MCU Iron Man is solid, I just hate when Whedon's writing him.

>>90408157
Not the point of the post, my dear shill.

>>90408281
You don't have to worry about that anymore.

>>90407715
>Iron Man
>Iron Man 2
>Iron Man and Friends
>Iron Man 3
>Iron Man and Friends 2: evil iron man
>Cap 3: iron man 4
>Iron Man and his illegitimate spider-son
yeah no

>>90407764
It's almost as if Iron Man sells and likely makes tons of money even if he were to only show up for 5 minutes.

>>90408844
>if he were to only show up for 5 minutes.
it would be nice if he did

>>90408669
You mean his illegitimate spider-nephew.

>>90401619
Faggot

>>90408982
Son nephew. He's Spidey's new dad uncle.

>>90409529
Mark Millar? What are you doing on /co/?

>>90401746
>How to not into humor

>>90401619
Whedon haters btfo.
Get over it, he's funny.

>>90410075
I do agree. His humour reminds me of old british sitcoms and his dialog is amazingly dense

>>90408669
> Iron Man vs Thanos: Infinity War Guest Starring the Avengers

>>90410106
>Infinity
Agreed. Although he did go a bit overboard in AoU.

Up you go

>>90408243
>Mouseketeer
>DCfriends
>MCucks
>DCUcks

The only explanation for these kind of ''insults'' is that /co/ is overrun by manchildren who are a click away from posting ''Wow, you are a meanie poopyhead''.

>>90412625
As correct as you are, /co/ IS literally a board for manchildren, however I have to say there is some basis to those insults....company wars fucks are the worst and are pretty much cucks to the companies "they do it for free" for, and in the way of so called mouseketeers they really are just brainless sycophants to anything put out by Disney

>>90404342
>no one talks like that. Especially in such a tense scene.
Yes people do. Go outside. Talk to people. Socialize. Make friends. Become a normie. Stop being such a socially inept weirdo.

>>90412625
>you are a meanie poopyhead
I miss the old wordfiters

I love Tony. He is premium quality entertainment. Always hilarious.

>>90408669
>the first Avengers movie
>Iron Man and Friends
How?
>Cap 3: Iron Man 4
How?
Just because he's in it at all?

>>90401746
Genuinely the worst line in the franchise. I like Whedon's stuff a lot of the time, but making Thor sound like a character from Buffy is probably his lowest point.

>>90401619
There are a lot I like but that particular one felt stunted as fuck.
Tony's line feels very "writer-y" for lack of a better word.

>>90413359
Apart from the horrible acting from both Scarjo and Hemsworth, the most baffling part about it is that they joked about Loki murdering, what, 60 people? And then they come out with a statement that only 70 people died in the THE BATTLE OF NEW YORK©

>>90401619
>there are people on co that actually like the lame quips and jokes in mcu
that doesn't look like a party.gif
honestly makes me want to leave this board

>>90410075
This. Anyone who hates Whedon is just a contrarian idiot, everything he does is absolute gold.

>>90408669
>>Cap 3: iron man 4
Yeh, this one was actually funny

>>90413420

>And then they come out with a statement that only 70 people died in the THE BATTLE OF NEW YORK©

No, that's 70 people indirectly killed by the Avengers. You got it all wrong, anon.

>>90412625
Wow, you are a meanie poopyhead

>>90413834
I liked a lot of his stuff when it was new, but rewatching some things, especially Buffy, have got me off the train. The only thing he's made that stood the test of time was Firefly, and I'm convinced that was just because of all the love the entire staff put into it.

>>90415378
The problem his he gained a large fanbase due to his quality works who would eat whatever shit he put in front of them. Over time he stopped hearing criticism and it really hurt his writing ability.

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>>90401619
>You're unbearably naive.
>Well, I was born yesterday.

That's so bad though. Anything from Iron Man is good, but his avengers lines suck.

>>90412677
No, no one talks like that. You protest too much with this go outside shit.

>>90401619
The one that got me was "Did they work for you?" line from Wong when Strange said people used to think he was funny. It's just a quick response that's all in the delivery and much better than the other jokes crammed into the movie.

>>90401619
In the UK, 'nonce' means pedo.

>>90409529
He's going to be plowing that hot aunt pussy all night long

>>90401728
>>i get that reference
I don't get the hate for this line. I genuinely found it funny. Still do.

Also, it was, "I understood that reference."

>>90415817
Fuck, this scene was perfect. I didn't like Age of Ultron but it stings more knowing that we could have had an entire film with the tone of this scene but didn't.

>>90404342

This, gay af

>>90415817
Fuck, that line was so unnecessary and against the tone.

But I don't really know how he could've answered meaningfully either. Just having him laser Ultron down would've made him feel like an autist who can't take a petty insult too.