If the characters from King of the Hill all entered a fighting

>>90373981
Bobby is the only person to ever kick Hank's ass and groin shots aren't allowed

Hank wins

>>90374040
Hank's too much of a wuss to hit women, and Peggy's got large feet, allowing her kicks to be stronger than average.

Peggy wins.

>>90373981
Is pocket sand allowed

>>90374072
This. Hank and bill are the only real muscle of the group, and both would hold back on Peggy. Peggy is a bitch and won't.

>>90373981
Cotton killed fitty men.

>>90374072
Well maybe if she doesn't run into Minh during the tournament

Redcorn. He's in the best shape by far.

Bill or Hank

Bill's still a strong dude, even if the years haven't been kind to him. Billdozer move would shove easy, plus he could grab and grapple.

Boom is a texas ranger, I'm not sure how well they are versed in hand to hand, but he has the benefit of conditioning and wearing cowboy boots

Dale can flee, but even he gets tired, the others could just walk around, scare him into fleeing, and he'd probably just jump off and disqualify himself immediately

Hank is very stong and can tank a hit like a champ. Remember that episode where the huge lineman punched him, and it did absolutely fucking NOTHING? Or the time when Luanne was being sexually harassed, and he picked up some guy by the belt and back of his shirt, carried him across the fucking golf course, and tossed him into the dolphin pit or whatever? Dude's crazy powerful, and that's all he'd need to, no punches, nothing, just Hankstronk.

Pretty clearly it's Hank that'd win unless boom has some sort of secret technique up his sleeve.

1st place: Hank
2nd: Bill/Boomhauer
Last place: Dale

>>90374103
Yes, but it seems like the type to go for lethal methods even if he'd be disqualified.

Dale would summon Octavio to fight in his place, and Octavio's just Danny Trejo so he could duke it out well.

>>90374183
Nah, Cotton'd just fight dirty. War is different from tournament, he understands that. Though he should get a buff from fighting Japs. Would Toshi be a support character in this?

>>90374131

Hank's japanese half brother is his challenge in the final round.

>YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>90373981
Is pocket sand considered a weapon?

Asking for a friend.

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/thread

The true answer to this is Chuck Mangione

Boomhauer. he is a Texas Ranger meaning he has the most training therefore he can outfight the rest of them.

>>90373981

https://youtu.be/h1FLRlVnHJQ

>>90374131
Hank's power is rage, creators said he could kick even John Redcorn's ass if he's angry enough.

If he's angry he can beat anyone, or do crazy things. Like blow up the Mega-low-mart, or cut off Dale's finger.

>>90374371

Bill was in the army tho on top of being much stronger. Half a football team couldn't stop him even in his old age.

>>90374406
When is Hank gonna become a Red Lantern

>>90374429
he has basic training from like the 70s and I guarantee he hasn't kept up on that not to mention he let himself go. Boomhauer is in the best shape of all the characters aside from John Redcorn but he's a lover not a fighter.

>Half a football team couldn't stop him even in his old age.
yeah but he did destroy his body in the process. and in a fight I think Boomhauer would just keep moving and wear Bill out which wouldn't take to long.

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>>90374386
>Hank's chin continues to dance around his neck even when he's not talking

It's like it's trying to escape his face.

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This depends entirely on whether the characters have their personality traits and morals.

Kahn would do well since he also knows how to fight with martial arts despite his small size.

>>90375445
isn't it canon that Kahn is some sort of Redneck Kendo champion from "Stickin"

>>90375445
I would say fff he's a weak wimpy pudgy little californian southeast asian, except we saw in that redneck episode that he was a master with a 2x4, and that was after months of beer and redneck chow

KoTH mirrors DBZ a lot more than it should
>MC is the strongest of them all
>Has a bitch of a wife, a relationship that nobody can rationalize
>Youngest son is often neglected yet still loved, constantly pushed to be more like his father
>MC hangs around with his group of incompetent friends who aren't good for shit
>Oh and Kahn is Picolo

>>90375609
so buck strickland is muten-roshi, and cotton is kaiousama?

>>90373981
Kahn is canonly good at fighting but Hank used to box. One of those two.

>>90374406
Underrated post

>>90374536
Pretty sure he'd be a yellow lantern. His anger and strong mannerisms are tempered with wisdom that inspires fear in others, rather than consume him. Red Lanterns are more about being completely blinded by the rage, to the point of being nothing but RAAAAAAAAAARGH all day erryday.

>>90375609
But who's Yamcha

>>90374102
redcorn is more ripped than bill

>>90374536
>With propane gas and building codes,
>Cut from a lawn so freshly mowed
>When rage, like beer, fills up my gut,
>I'll kick your ass, I tell you whut

>>90374275
and he would win except the fucker is over 50

>>90375858
>Friend who used to be pretty high tier
>Jobbed to everyone who was more or less important
>Goes back into the background after a little girl trouble
>never recovers
Give you two guesses.

>>90375858
Personality-wise, Joseph. But Joseph could probably actually take Yamcha, so...

>>90375791
yeah but people dont obey hank because they're afraid of him, but because they believe he'll eventually be right. he's a blue lantern if anything. like the blue flame of propane, or the blue of his jeans. He talked those stoners into sponsoring a rose-growing contest, he talked that girl that was angry with bobby into just coming inside and fixing the car, he talked down countless angry guys who were about to kick his ass... Hank can pretty much inspire hope in anyone without having to throw a single punch.

>>90375937
His Japanese diet could make up for the age difference.

>>90375980
do you think he ever dated Nancy before she married Dale? because those two are bulma and vegeta if anyone is, complete with dale thinking he's super tough shit and having conspiracy theories about the legendary super saiyajin

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>>90376025
>>90375791
>>90374536
Excuse you but Hank has the power of several lanterns.

>>90376048
true. he's taking better care of himself than Hank is.. and Hank's 40 or nearly, I think, because it took him a long time to manage to squeeze out Bobby's sperm through that low-bandwidth urethra of his

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John Redcorn is physically the most powerful KotH character. He's one of the few people Hank will hesitate the physically intimidate. He's incredibly dexterous when determined, as seen in the episode where Dale is convinced he's a Native American and an arrow is fired at an animal. John catches the arrow. On the other hand, as pointed out by >>90374574 , he's not a natural fighter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbjxckCq26w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyJKCqhNFjw

Given the opportunity, if he were paired against Dale, he would discover Kei-oh Ken and go all out though. Anyone else, he'd fumble his way out of the ring.

>>90376025
Many yellow lanterns aren't very scary, but rather commanding in demeanor. This is why they are often enough not villains within many stories. So, he could still be yellow depending on the writer. Though, I'll give you hank as the meanest and most forceful of the blue lantern corps. Having a hardcore "GRRR" blue lantern is shit worth writing about.

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>>90376123
John Redcorn can't defeat Dale because his spirit is clouded with guilt from fucking Nancy. Dale, on the other hand, has a clear conscience and will not hesitate to go all out.

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>>90375858
>Was with the hottest girl in the series
>Loses her
>Becomes irrelevant
>Dies

>>90376203
Is that his actual bulge?

>>90375907
Underrated

>>90373981
>no groin shots
Fucking why? If you can't properly defend your nuts and fight then you're a shitty fighter.

>>90375609
>Has a bitch of a wife, a relationship that nobody can rationalize
They addressed this with vegeta saying only hot blooded women can handle saiyans, both goku and him agreeing they prefer their wives to be like that

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>>90373981
>image of Hank with testosterone boosting hormone medication = unfair advantage
Bill Dauterive is the over all heavy weight champion of the group, and always has been. Even back in his young adult years, he was the champ quarterback known for his sheer strength: affectionately nicknamed "The Billdozer"
His main problem is his insecurities and generally very passive nature; hence why Hank is the dominant alpha of their group. However, push him enough and his aggression will kick in his potential
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEa_Iw7Gp8Y
Example of the past Bill still deep within him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJH5YEJ9iLc

>>90376123
>Kei-oh Ken
oh yeah he'd learn it from "Weematanyei"
>>90376203
at least he thinks he does. which is why he's vegeta.
>>90376233
bingo
>>90376291
it's supposed to be his left asscheek but that is rather awkward placement given the other half of his even weird-looking briefs-fly

>>90376663
Bill's strong, and when he puts his mind to it like in the bodybuilding episode he can get even stronger. But remember that his workout routine has ZERO cardio. None. At all. More muscles means he needs more oxygen. Anyone with even a moderate amount of speed and stamina will be able to wear him out easily.

Doesn't matter if he works out or not. He won't make it past the semi-finals.

>>90376334
because otherwise women would win every year.
>>90376353
No, the hot-blooded part is the part that makes sense. the ONLY part that makes sense. Those few times when you remember she's Gyuu Mao's daughter.
But that Gyuuma-hime nature disappears when she tries putting goku in a suit and disapproves of fighting

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>>90376830
>because otherwise women would win every year.

>>90376663
>testosterone boosting hormone medication
sadly no such thing exists (closest thing would be clomiphene). he was taking straight up testosterone.. which is basically like using your own blood as a weapon. not worth it.
but yeah Bill showed us he's able to get right back in shape if he just works at it. he'd stick it out in 10 times gravity until his anus prolapsed.

>>90376830
>because otherwise women would win every year.
Men can go for the balls too, and a shot to the nuts isn't a one-hit knockout.

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Who /bigwillielane/ here?

>>90376898
it really is.
and two men would just Superman-vs-Doomsday each other with simultaneous nutblows.

>>90376830
>But that Gyuuma-hime nature disappears when she tries putting goku in a suit and disapproves of fighting
Can you blame her for being worn out from her family constantly putting their lives on the line? Goku literally paid a hitman to go after himself. Its a counter balance to his free natured fighting spirit.

>>90376910
Bill would probably end up losing to him. Sure, The Billdozer is strong. But that's by high school football standards. This guy's an NFL player. Plus he probably weighs more than Bill, with a larger muscle:fat ratio too.

I'd say he goes to the final round against Hank.

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>>90375907
fuck you

>>90376947
>Goku literally paid a hitman to go after himself.
I don't remember that.. but you're right, she has legit reasons to stress.
and honestly she has kind of a good reason to try to make one of her sons into a professional success, since she's going to actually age one of these days, and needs someone to support her in her old age (though her dad took forever to even start going gray, so who knows. i sure as hell wonder what her mom was like)

>>90376939
>it really is.
No, it isn't.

>>90375609
Khan is Vegeta while Ted Wassanasong is Frieza.

>>90377036
you know what, if you ever repeat it, change it to "when rage and beer fill up my gut" because that works better. or beer and rage. whichever.

>>90376898
Being kicked in the vulva hurts just as much, regardless of what the media will have you believe.

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>>90375907
Exceptional

>>90377136
lot more comfortable to armor though. anything hard enough to protect your nuts would, if hit hard, dig into your inner thighs hard enough to damage your femoral arteries. or if it was the size of a cup, just dig into your entire surrounding groinal flesh. you can armor up your sniz with a simple durable band of any good armor material, and your whole region will absorb the shock nice and evenly

>>90377067
Mr Satan makes a gorillion bucks from just being a pro fighter, and he's weaker than either of her sons. And if it weren't for her family's absurd fighting ability, they would all be dead. Chi chi is an idiot.

>>90377067
>I don't remember that
DB super, he asked vados to contract hit as a proxy to go after himself, to the death.

>>90377199
yeah but he's abnormally self-aggrandizing and enterprising at his career. Gohan could never do that. He had a hard enough time being a superhero, and insisted on a secret identity.
plus remember she grew up on a mountain in the middle of nowhere, then became homeless when said mountain lit on fire and wouldnt go out. we don't exactly know where she went in between that and moving in with goku in another house out in the middle of fucking nowhere, where they bathe in fucking oil drums on cinder blocks over a fire, but I have to think she didn't exactly become cosmopolitan enough to really understand how becoming a breadwinning prizefighter would work

>>90377220
well that explains why I didn't remember it, good lord. I think I'd watch GT again over that fanfucktion.

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everybody is an amateur compared to khan

>>90375885
He has no coordination, tho. He's all show. Dale could probably kick his ass if he avoided getting grabbed.

>>90377071

t.Roastie

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>>90375907
beautiful

>>90378012
What? I've been kicked in the nuts before, plenty of times. It's painful but it doesn't make me quit when I'm fighting.

>>90378140
are you shitting me?

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>>90378140

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>Implying Kid Bill wouldn't win everything

>>90373981
Bill from the alternate future where he had to fight the androids by himself.

>>90377441
Hello paco

>>90376883
What youtube poop is that?

>>90377441
Super also reveals Goku has never kissed Chi Chi and knows basically nothing about sex

>>90378387
But DUSTY OLD BONES is the Kid Buu of the KotH world.

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>>90375907
Someone cap this.

>>90376203
Yeah, but Dale smokes like a chimney and has inhaled at least a couple moles' worth of pesticide. He almost certainly doesn't have the stamina to win the tournament.

>>90378610
I hate to say this twice in one meal, but.. Horse's ass.

>>90378779
god dammit let me rewrite it first, then cap that shit. here i'll even post a Hank with it..

>>90374072
>Hank's too much of a wuss to hit women

Cotton isn't. He would be disqualified for killing Peggy though

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>With propane tanks and building codes
>Cut from a lawn so freshly mowed
>When beer and rage fill up my gut
>I'll kick your ass, I tell you whut

>>90374081

On a one time use only just like the Nimbus cloud

Goku fucking lost that fight

>>90379198
Yeah but that was against the rules. They just let Goku off with a warning because he didn't understand the rules.

I gotta give it to Bill, you all made some strong arguments for Hank but Bill moved half a team of high school football players (TEXAS high school football players) like four yards and he's demonstrated that he's capable of impressive physical transformations. Someone mentioned the bodybuilder episode but he gets in real good shape in that episode where he thought he had diabetes too. If they KNOW they're gonna have to compete and have even a few months to train, the answer's Bill, no question. Abducted and forced to fight with no warning? Yeah probably Hank.

>>90374315
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME PUFF PUFF!?

>>90374131
But dale can create makeshift bombs out of dynamite.

>>90376094
whoa is this Sage Mode Hank?

>>90379777
Better. Hall of Flame Mode Hank.

>>90376910
literally Broly

>>90373981
Mirin that Hank physique.

Is this the episode where Peggy is secretly giving him testosterone?

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Bulked-up Bill is the equivalent to pic-related. Sure, he's a lot stronger. But the loss to stamina and agility outweigh the benefits making the form a liability.

The answer is clearly Rusty Shackleford

>>90379514
>now REALLY explode!
>stick o' dynamite!
hank tries unsuccessfully to get bobby to go SSJ

>>90379930
some of us are built that way fo reals, though that's coming DOWN from being in better shape, because of similar lack of testosterone hank was suffering from, except medically-induced instead of age-related. so maybe london?

>>90380040
a guy who got fully identitytheft trolled for several years and all he could do was show up in person and just ask?
he's ginyu at best

>>90380138
No the real Rusty, that guy was just legally Rusty and didn't embue what the name stood for

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Luanne would do well. She survived a few rounds with Frieda Foreman and even got in a few clean shots in.

>>90380206
oh so you mean the Great Gribbleman? Or the Golden Bandit?

>>90380206
Dale shot Rusty Shakleford when he took him hostage in the clocktower.

>>90380209
luanne equipped with the Z-Fork would be unstoppable
but of course she broke it and released Mrs Wakefield

>>90380252
Correction, Shackelford wants a pizza

>>90379883

Maybe if Broly was a jobber. Hand tanked his punches and didn't flinch. He ain't no Legendary Supah Saiyin, know-wutum Sayin?

>>90380320
>got punched hard enough by an ex nfl player so that his superbowl ring left an indent in his face
>barely flinches

yeah Hank's got this one. everyone else is fighting for second place.

>>90375609
I think Kahn fits better as Vegeta

>Hank: Goku
MC, gets more powerful with rage

>Bill: Krillin
MC's best friend, used to be strong but is now weak, bald, cowardly, just wants a girlfriend

>Dale: Yamcha
Weak, cowardly, losing his girl to another man

>Boomhauer: Tien
Not really sure, just feel like it fits

>Kahn: Vegeta
Constantly competing with MC, boasting about how he's so much better

>Redcorn: Piccolo
Mystical and all around cool guy

>Strickland: Roshi
Do I really need to explain this one?

>>90377627
This, Khan actually knows martial arts and every time he's demonstrated them they've actually been pretty impressive, he was good enough that the rednecks wanted him for their underground fighting ring.

>>90378660

So close!

He's the Gotenks of KotH, no fucking question.

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>>90374081
>Budokai Tenkaichi rules.
No weapons or armor. Simple cloth-only clothing and non-enhanced eyeware. Anything you use has to be part of you, the environment of the ring, or your outfit.
>>90379198
Not even. Unless one crushes some of the ring tiles into sand, instant disqualification.

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>>90379140
Hurry the fuck up!

>>90376123
The Flyin' Hawaiian is younger, bigger and stronger. And way more athletic. Redcorn is all show.

>>90379017
If he poisons everyone else w/ the chemicals in his blood, only he will be left standing.

>>90381005
The Flyin' Hawaiian would demolish John Redcorn but end up losing to someone with a keen strategic mind. Like Boomhauer.

>>90381030
>Dale using his blood as a weapon.
We Deadman Wonderland now.

>>90374386
But KOTH isn't a kids show? Or at least not targeted AT kids. How was this promo a thing?

>>90381005
I'd like to see him take on BWL. Kalaiki-Alii is agile and has more stamina, but he's a moron who lacks tactics. My main man Willie would absorb a few spam attacks and sock him in the nose while he ain't looking.

>>90375646
Cotton is Bulma.

>>90380420
in fairness that's a fictional concept from old OLD pulp hero comics, so there's no real-life comparison to how much force it takes to leave an indent from a ring

>>90381196
adult cartoons wasn't really a genre back then, and koth is a mild enough show that you could mix advertising. still weird tho.

>>90380946
>>90379169

>>90380837
>crushes some of the ring tiles into sand
and then tries to smoke it

>>90381291
plus Fox was always trying to legitimize their serious animation back when they still had it. remember when they aired that fucking awesome x-men special with lady deathstrike at like 6 pm?
then again they also aired the season premiere of power rangers that night... but then again, that was the darkest and most badass power rangers had ever been (and would ever be, as they were immediately asked to tone it the fuck down), and the first time they were departing so far from the original footage that it could be called a bona fide new show, not just Godzilla with Raymond Burr scenes added

>>90375858
Dale obviously.

John Redcorn is Vegeta

>>90381396
i've got my history all jumbled up, which power rangers season are you talking about?

>>90381567
I don't know how they reckoned seasons back then, but I believe it was season 2. it was when Zedd showed up, quite literally replacing the comic relief villain with someone who immediately showed himself to be competent by taking proactive steps and blowing up the zords. The holy shit quotient of that night was pretty solidly SOMETHIN for 8-year-old me.

>>90377071
It can be if you're hit hard enough. It just depends on both physical and mental fortitude, as well as what is hitting your nuts. Some men have been struck quite harshly enough to puke blood.

>>90381711
now that i find hard to believe. how would the blood get there?
it's the pain that disables you. your whole body involuntarily collapses when you get pain in that particular place

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>>90381764

>>90381742
A hard enough blow can rupture blood vessels in that area.

>>90381764
So what does that make Hank's half-bro, Junichiro?

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>>90381776
We need more.

>Super Manager 2-4
>Golden CEO

>>90381804
Radditz, duh.

>>90381786
in that area, yes. not in the stomach. they'd have to kick clean through your pelvis
blows to the nuts have been known to make you PISS blood, but not puke it

>>90376663
>bill prolapsed his ass leg pressing at most 500.
weak af legs.

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>>90375907

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>>90381805
Don't get greedy.

>>90381862
I thought that was Twig-boy from the first episode.

>>90381880
shit was it really that little? granted everyone in KotH has tiny legs but I legpressed 400 when I was 60 pounds overweight, in the worst shape of my life.

>>90381961
tao pai pai
>>90381931
thank you, but I must insist >>90379169
just.. just flows better.

I was trying to find out what the name of the cat Hank had to take care of that was tormenting his family, because that's Beerus.

It's interesting to know his name's Duke, like the dolphin that tried raping Hank.

>>90373981
Sober and lively bill > all

>>90376094
>Hope
>Rage
>Avarice
>Fear
>Life
Impressive.

>>90382467
shit was it really? friend of mine has a dying cat named duke.

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>>90381955

Hardly being greedy.

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Why should I watch a show about rednecks doing mundane things?

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It all depends whether it follows KOTH logic or Dragon Ball logic.

The way I see it, Alamo is holding a fighting tournament and the grand prize is a years supply of Beer (or cash prize). Hank thinks it's asinine because it isn't a real fighting competition like boxing or wrestling and just someway to see morons wail on each other. Obviously everyone else wants to enter.

Eventually, Hank gets roped in after Strickland tells him he's betting Thatherton a ton of money on the competition, ultimately putting the business at risk - So Hank joins, not even to win the tournament, but to at least try and ring-out Thatherton's bets. What he doesn't know is that they're now betting on how far Hank's gonna get in the tourney.

Peggy and Luanne both enter the tournament, against Hank's wishes. Lucky wanted to, but was banned from entering Alamo events after a previous lawsuit. Peggy ends up beating up Dale pretty easily. Peggy and Luanne actually end up having a real fight and Luanne wins, and when Luanne has to fight hank he just picks her up and tosses her out of the ring.

It keeps getting harder for Hank, who's actually starting to enjoy himself. Most of the people he knows who entered are already out, but he has to fight Kahn who's trying to win to impress Ted Wassanasong with his martial art skills (He tells Hank he doesn't need the money and when he wins the beer, he's just gonna pour the down the drain to spite Hank.)

Hank ultimately wins the tourney but Buck bet against him, so Hank uses the cash prize to save Strickland leaving the status quo in check.

>>90374102
But you are assuming they would fight Peggy, she could be taken out before. It depends on the matchups.

>>90376663
Bill was a defensive lineman, not a fucking quarterback.

>>90376939
Ex golden glove boxer here. A clean shot to the liver is more painful and incapacitating than a nut shot, and its completely legal.

>>90383468
not trying to argue but if that's true howcome nobody has ever thrown a punch there in any boxing match i've ever seen?

>>90383538
What? People throw body shots all the time. The liver is the size of a football.

>>90383565
I've only ever seen a totally centered gut punch, and even those totally rarely

>>90375907
Bretty gud

>>90373981
The correct answer is Boomhaur.

>final boss is Junichiro's propane powered robot

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>>90375907

>>90383585
>>90384045
got dangit you guys are great but once again I must point out >>90379169
i should have typed it that way in the first place. but you know, sometimes you can overwork these things.

>>90383043
If its dragonball z logic, Bill wins since he's the only one who has a special technique( the Billdozer)

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>>90375907
Great job

>>90384333
tons of them have special techniques dude.

>>90375980
You forgot

>has long hair
>is tall and muscular

>>90384333
I think you forgot about Dale's pocket sand, animal tactics, and TURBINE.

>>90380495
>Yamcha and Krillin
>cowardly

Especially Krillin. That's my only gripe though.

>>90378545

Bobby will Never be MLG.

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>>90375907

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>>90375609
>>90380495

>>90374885
I'm surprised I haven't seen this BANE edited yet.

>>90377136
It's affectionately called a "cunt punt"

>>90377867
Pocket sand!

>>90375609
relevant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiNsXCIcWHg

>>90382951
Because it's funny and has heart

>Budokai Tenkaichi

It's Tenkaichi Budokai!

>>90376123
Redcorn is a lover not a fighter.

No question that Bill would win if he was in Military-Bill mode. Loser Bill would have a heart attack first round.

Cotton is the only one crazy enough to go the whole way.

Hank wins, you got to think about this. Bill and Big Willie are Hank's only physical match. Bill is not going to fight Hank, Hank dominates Bill's mind. Big Willie will piss Hank off and Hank has been shown to be a beast when pissed. People will say Peggy but you got to think, Hank wouldn't hit a woman, he won't but that won't stop him from just picking her up and placing her out of the ring. Cotton and Bobby are the best chance for Hank to lose. Bobby just ain't right and is pretty clever. Cotton has control over Hank's mind and could get Hank out without the ability to kick his ass.

>>90373981
Billdozer be damned, Bill's military background is gonna give him a HUGE grappling and close range advantage, but he'd be at a disadvantage against Hank's ranged Propane attacks and Dale's tricky stun/blind attacks. Depending on what kind of arena it is, it's either Hank or Dale, but you really can't count out Redcorn's fitness like >>90374122 said

Gilbert, he wins every match by ring out after making his opponent uncomfortable

>>90373981
Redcorn unless he somehow got trolled/tricked by Dale somehow into stepping outside the ring, probably unintentionally on Dale's part

>>90389279
I agree with Redcorn. He is the only /fit/ person that could do some damage.

>>90389068
>military background
he is a barber and could barely pass a fitness test

>>90389402
Rodcorn's /fit/ but he's a hippie faith healer. The only time he was ever in a position where he'd maybe be in physical confrontations was when he was a roadie for Winger, so he'd have only had to hold back young women. We have no reason to believe he'd have any of Hank's discipline or Bill's raw power and deep seated anger at the world.