ON THIS VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF IT HURTS Thread theme: http

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>>90327603

>>90327619
You beat me by like 13 seconds.

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>>90327619
>>90327630
my pleasure

>HEY GUYS MY NAME IS AIRMAN PEOPLE SURE ARE LONG WINDED AROUND HERE IM A ROBOT MASTER BBBBSSSSSHHHH

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>>90327656
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAH
MAH BOI PASQUALO BECAME A MAN

>>90327688
You can hate me.
You can hate my mom.
BUT I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU HATE SAILOR MOON

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>>90327688
Gob, if you see this. I fucking love you.

>>90327711
Never underestimate the smelly wrath of the weeaboo

>>90327717
for the first time in his life he feels pride for his son

>>90327656
Magmaspider 2cute
>>90327688
holy shit the madman

I did not expect that and yet I somehow find myself satisfied.

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These are the best pages

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>>90327688
>>90327717

>>90327688
>when you realize that Obtuseangelo is as much of a whiny crybaby as Pasqualo (he ruined your life, get over it) but he's better at hiding it

>>90327603
is this the new homestuck

>>90328042
It's the new testament.

>>90327603
Wow, I actually read all that shit nigga.

>>90327717
>>90327688
DAD TREADED ON HIM

GOB IS A FORESHADOWING MAD MAN

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>>90327688
>>90327717

HOLY SHIT PASQ
HOLY SHIT

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>>90327603

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>>90327717
Dad got rekt

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>>90327688
>>90327717

NOW THIS IS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

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How far we've come

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>>90328396
>This hat represents the tower of sheer hate that resides within me

>>90327603
this may be my first time reading anything from this comic but i instantly fell in love with it.

i gotta find moar.

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>>90328512
>Pasq destroys hat
>Hate is replaced with respect
holy fuck

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>>90327656
>>90327688
>>90327717
Holy fucking shit, that was satisfying.

>>90327603
tl;dr

>>90327603
Is there a transcript/pastebin of that first page? because holy shit.

>>90327717
"What an asshole"

>Translation

"Atta boy"

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In context, the single best update of the entire comic.

Fight me.

>>90329181
>>90329151
Read it to the music man.

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>>90327688
>>90327717

>>90327603
That's a shit load of words, buckley.

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>>90329339
See, it's so very hard to find a singl ebest strip, because there are so many golden strips, but for different reasons.

This one is my favorite.

>>90327619
>jackhammer

>>90328396
>sledgehammer

What does it mean???

>>90327688
>showing that Obtusangelo isn't that different than his son at all, he just became asshole to cover it up
God damn this is good.

>>90331358
>if I tear them down like I'd tear myself down, they can't tear me down
What a fucking father.

Magma is going to get torn apart isn't she

>>90332016
Yeah, by muh dick! WOOP WOOP!

>>90331147
Means I typo'd. Gonna fix it soon. :(

>>90327656
>dad not only insults sailor on but uses the word pasqualo and ally swore to never use again

Deepest lore

>>90332864
If you're going to fix typos, there's also "your grand-dad HAT plenty of money" in the first page, although it's not that noticable
keep up the good work!

>>90332864
Gob you madman. I bloody love you.

>>90332931
fixed the typos on the site!
>>90333053
Me love you too <3 <3 <3

>>90333095
This update was beautiful. Bless you, you glorious stallion.
I know the hat tasted like hat but what do hats even taste like?

>>90327717
Man, Pasq has come a long fucking way, what a champ.

>>90331055
Why is Satan so based?

That first page was an excellent read. Your ability to come up with new ways to say "I hate you" is amazing, Gobabato.

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>>90327688
>>90327717
>lost his shit over Dad insulting Sailor Moon

fucking weeb

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>>90329089
Fuck it's true

>>90329089
DEEPEST
LORE

>>90327717
Wait, how can he withstand the heat of Magmaspider without techno enhancements?
Could he slam jam spider puss puss?

>>90327717
> He's actually proud at last because his son finally stood the fuck up for himself

Good show

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>>90329089
Are hats the most powerful objects in the IT HURTS!! cosmology?

>>90337550
They're dead so it doesn't count. Just like Pasqualo drinking acid and having holes burnt in his neck didn't really phase him. You can't burn a soul.

I don't know why the phrase "Daddy McDad-dad" makes me laugh every time but it does

>>90338751
The phrase "I don't know why x makes me laugh every time but it does" basically sums up this comic.

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>>90327603

>>90338126
>They're dead so it doesn't count.
>There is a literal pile of angel corpses front and center of this update.

Pretty sure it's just a consistency issue.

>>90328751
Drop everything and start from.the beginning.
We'll see you when you come back after post 100

>>90327688
>>90327717
It's about damn time.

>>90333095
You're good people, Gob.
Let no one tell ya different.

Not even that billboard for plastic surgery.
It's just saying that to try to sell you a new face, which ya don't need.
Why you don't need that face? Cause you're good people.

>>90339764
hateson

>>90327603
>that smile and cocked eyebrow on magmaspider
that isn't even the worst thing she's ever heard anybody say

>>90339897
Angels are just God's tools, and can be destroyed permanently because they don't have souls.

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>>90328263
>not reading all that

>>90329151
Dad's origin story and the reason behind all the years of hate and abuse.

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>you will never EVER watch ITHURTS! the animated series

>>90345400
>tfw mentally storyboarding he descent into Hell sequences but lacking the technical ability to execute them