Hi /co/, I heard that if you worship Shuma-Gorath and help bring his physical form into our realm, he would grant you an immortal undying body and other wonderful gifts. So lets work together and bring Shuma-Gorath into our realm okay /co/?
>>90322331
How many tentacles does he have?
>>90322402
more than enough for his worshippers
>>90322331
"What could POSSIBLY go wrong?"
>>90322331
>It's a Strange has to go Japan to stop tentacle fetishists from summoning Shuma-Gorath into our dimensiĆ³n episode.
>>90322331
I don't care about all that shit. Will he let me fuck his anus hole?
>>90322331
>he
>>90322425
Then sign me up.
>>90322331
If he'll just kill me as quickly and painlessly as possible, and then completely obliterate my soul (assuming souls exist), I'm in. I'm not overly fond of humanity, and I don't mind leaving you all at the mercy of a Great Old One as long as he grants me a quick and merciful death.
>>90322331
What type of wonderful gifts? Will I get cake?
>>90322331
It's not that we worship the being, we simply understand its true power.
Just because you have an intimate knowledge of an entity doesn't mean you worship it, it just means that you, yourself are a creature worthy enough to possess full knowledge of said entity.
Take for instance that pathetic Dr Strange, if he would only understand the entirety of my being, would he allow me to enter his dimension to become one with the Absolution of Shuma-Gorath.
Give me access to the Fruit Snack dimension. Don't pretend it doesn't exist, I have seen it myself.