What's your favorite Spongebob quote, /co/? >Good luck

>Don't touch me I'm Sterile!

>>90308746
>Just get out of here, you stupid, dumb animal!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b5XMEtdfq0

>>90308746
>CAN YOU FEEL IT MISTER CRABS?
I always ask my friends this when we're out drinking.

>>90308746

>*SpongeBob blows a giant bubble of an elephant*
>Hahahaha, it's a giraffe

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>>90308746
Let me guess tiny, a small salad?

>>90308936
>I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

>>90309000
We serve food here sir

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>>90308913
That one gets me everytime

>>90308746
>SQUIDS GOT JEANS!

>Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him.
It's so subtle it catches me off guard every time I rewatch the episode.

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>>90308746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma6zPkjBfCQ

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>>90309223
>not on your life, sport
my sides are in orbit

>>90308746
I never knew what he said as a kid

childhood is idolising spongebob

adulthood is realizing squidward makes more sense

>>90309000

This is all actual fast food lingo. I dont have the image, but someone on /ck/ actually made it.

Its around a metre tall.

Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on

>>90308746
>Oh no! He's hot!

>>90308746
when I first watched this episode I misheard him and thought he said "IMYOURGIRLFRIEND"

>>90310507
That entire endeavor only made the joke funnier because while reconstructing it, he forgot the pickles

I guess you're gonna miss the
panty raid

OVERTIME!!!

Smelly smell made me watch Bludemon again

I nearly died

>>90310908
panty raid? You're talkin bout...

girls, right?

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>too wet
>too hot
>Toulouse-Lautrec

>>90311406
yeah

>I will restore the working man to his rightful glory!
>I will dismantle this oppressive establishment board by board!
> I will saw the tables of tyranny in half!
>Gnaw at the ankles of big business!

>>90311522
>Krusty Krab Fun Fair

>Good luck figuring me out!
>The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.....

Or

>Work faster or I'll dock your pay!
>You don't pay me. We don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
>Any more talk like that and you're fired!
>No please! I have kids!

>Yeah, uh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises.

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>>90310108
The only show that possibly rivals pre-movie Spongebob in regards to comedy is Ed Edd n Eddy

>>90308746
Did you set it to wumbo?

>Don't you know what will happen if you eat that many Krabby Patties?
>What? I'll explode?
>No, it'll go straight to your thighs!
>*Thighs balloon up*
> Then you'll explode!

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This isn't your average every day darkness.

This is ADVANCED DARKNESS

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>>90309000
>>90310507

STILL NO PICKLES

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>>90314960

>>90314752
Simpsons(depends) and Amazing World of Gumball would be up there if it could play more of it's jokes subtly.

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>squidward! the sky had a baby
>the perfume department!
>yes, but they are my dorks

>>90310451
Nah. Part of what makes S1-3 so good is that Squidward always brings his misery upon himself.

>>90311522
>He eats a fucking support beam

>>90316240
yep, and then it just turns into unwarranted squidward torture porn.

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>>90316088

>>90308913
its so simple yet it makes me laugh everytime i remember it

>>90308936
Kek

>>90309000
I'll have two number nines...

>>90311406
Girl girls?
Implying Krabs wouldn't if it was boy girls

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>Patrick!
>Yeah Spongebob?
>I dont think this bubble can get much bigger.
>Nonsense!
>PAT NO!

>>90308746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNZSXnrbs_k

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>Okay Get In

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> Next, you must acquire a taste for
> FREEFORM JAZZ

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>DAY 15! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15!

>>90320828
>Wait...what's going on? Woah WOAHH

>not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

>I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, we wum-bo

The entire wallet sequence

>I'm going and there ain't nothing you can say that'll stop me!
>What if I said GRHIBBLENOHTEP?
>Well I gotta admit that slowed me down.

>Bold and Brash? More like, belongs in the trash!

>>90315846
gumball is still really well written despite the 2010's theme of self-aware jokes

>>90310883
Theres no way!
Tell me this all actually went down?
Is life ever so on point?

>>90320290
When he happily said nonsense I figurativelydied

>The sash-ringing, the trash-singing, mash-flinging, the flash-springing, ringing, the crash-dinging...

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>He's not here. No more SpongeBob. No more! I may finally have found a place where I can be all.....alooooooone.
>Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone!
>I gotta get outta of here

>>90321154
>i wonder if this height would be enough to kill me.

>so, you like kicking butts do ya?

>>90308746
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE

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>It's not just a boulder! *tearing up*
>It's a rock

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>I don't need it
>I don't need it
>I definitely don't need it
>I don't need it
>I don't need it
>I don't need it
>I don't need it
...
>IIIIIIIII NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IIIIIIIIIIIT!

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>>90308746
so this is my favorite scene from the episode "pressure".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K66XUcDX0NU&ab_channel=AlexZed

shit quality, all I could find.

>0:30
>I'll admit you've got some pretty good moves, for a squirrel
>*signals group to laugh*
>*cuts them off when spongebob wants to speak again*

This will always be my favorite moment of Spongebob.

also close second

>and drowning, don't forget drowning
>hah good one squidward, WOO!
>not on your life sport
kek.

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>>90320290
>Dolla...rama!
>Can I use mine one more time?
>You're on your own kid.

>>90322620
I LOVE THE YOUNG PEOPLE!

>IT'S BECOME INCREASINGLY OBVIOUS!
>I CAN DENY IT NO LONGER!
>I am small.

>ARE YOU READY TO GO CRAZY?
>I'M ALREADY HEARING VOICES

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>Hey Patrick , What am I now?
>Uhhh...Stupid?
>No, I'm Texas!
>What's the Difference?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT47Ysl-2Ew

>>90321936
>Yes, the Hash-Slinging Slasher.

>>90314990
Looks good, but I wonder how you start eating it.

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Sailor mouth in general

>Hold on there, SpongeBob! Take that pile of filth out with you.
>Mr. Krabs, you shouldn't talk about Squidward like that!

>Nematodes are people too..... Ha! those nematodes

>Ooh, You're right, Patrick, my lips are tingling from the spiciness of this conversation.

>Hey squidward how the *dolphin chirp* are ya

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>>90321465

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>"Status report, Mister Squarepants!"
>"The whole ship is underwater, captain!"

>>90320043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjsdC1ZxBR8

The scene where Spongebob is being a creep to Kevin makes my dad laugh every time

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"You know...make-out reef"

>tfw this episode always gets overshadowed because it's paired with Chocolate With Nuts

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"We'll be like the hip young old folks from the soda commercial"
"IT'S RADICAL"

...Squidward's such a jerk.

>>90314990
>>90325467
Its the same concept as taco salad, but with burgers.

Cut up burger patties mixed in a bowl with lettace, union, mustard, whatever you'd put on a burger.

>>90316603
Severely underrated.

>>90326444
radical like extreme islam

>>90326444
The post-movie seasons are mostly bad, but this was a great joke and an exception to the rule

>>90316240
>>90316459
What about the time Squidward wanted to spend a Sunday alone and Spongebob and Patrick end up giving him community service for the rest of his life

Spongebob threads are cancer.

>>90328188
what about S1-3 did you not understand?

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>You can't do that to me! I WENT TO COLLEGE!

>Look Patrick, I'm Texas! Duh, howdy, y'all! Howdy y'all!
>I'm Texas too! Get a dog little longie! Get a dog!
>The stars at night are dull and dim, whenever they have to be over dumb ol' stupid Texas!

>>90328442
What do you think plankton majored in?

>>90308913
Every time.

>>90328463
Chum Culinary Arts

>>90328442
CS
:^)

>We've been duped!

Duped!

>Bamboozled!

We've been smeckledorfed!

>That's not even a word and I agree with ya!

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>>90328442
>And now, for my very elaborate and college-educated plan.

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I always loved this little bit
>"Wish I lived there."
>"Really?"
>"No!"

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>By the powers of naughtiness, I command this particular drop of hot sauce to be really... really... HOT!"

>>90316603
11/10

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ATTENTION EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!

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>>90329037

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>>90329052
OUR WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>90329065
OH SHIT

>>90310908
I can't fucking believe they put this in a kids show

>>90329099
Not that I'm complaining, shit was hilarious. But still

>>90308913
>Resident Evil 6

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Too bad that didn't kill me.
I quote this almost daily

>Too hot.. Too Wet.. Toulouse Lautrec. *Rimshot*

>>90325227
>Hash slinging
D U D E W E E D L M A O

>>90308862
This made me smile for some reason.

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>>90308746
>How tough am I?! I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning!
>Yeah, so?
>Without any milk...
>Uh, right this way, sorry to keep you waiting.

>We need to come up with a new plan
>I know! Let's get naked!
>No, no, let's save that for when we're selling real-estate

>>90316088
Wishes? Oh I wish we knew that earlier!

>At least I'm safe inside my mind
>At least I'm safe inside my mind

STEPPIN' ON THE BEACH!

>It sounds like...
>SOMEBODY WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING
>Dude, I told you he was onto us

>>90330066
doo doo doo!