Who would you rather kiss on the mouth, Jim Carrey's the

>>90237899
Cat in the hat by far

>>90237938
why? explain your reasoning

>>90237899
Grinch, the cat frightens me too much

Grinch is relatable at least. Cat is just a dick.

>>90238005
Not them, but the Grinch's whole point is to be the most disgusting, dispicablw thing possible. The Cat in the Hat just looks weird, but it'd be like kissing a cat basically. Wacky and uncomfortable, but the Grinch would be infinitely worse.

>>90237899
A catman is only a few thousand generations from humanoid catgirls, so I guess I'd breed with Myers to allow future generations to live out their fetishes

>>90238005
Because i love that movie

>>90238737
A true martyr.

Grinch, without a doubt

see, the Grinch is disgusting and eats literal garbage, his mouth is the equivalent of sticking your tongue in a sewer pipe

but the Cat in the Hat would enjoy it more

>>90237899
post-conversion grinch
Who would be a better kisser, Jim Carrey or Mike Meyers?

Grinch.

>>90237899
The Grinch because he'd be equally disgusted and wouldn't make some quippy joke afterwards.

plus less chance of a HAAAIIRBAAWL

>>90237899
Everyone in this thread is forgetting the fact that the grinch has fucking TERMITES in his teeth.

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>>90241801
more kisses

I can't decide which one is the bigger toxoplasmosis risk.

>>90237899
Grinch - my reasoning here is it's really just Jim Carrey vs. Mike Myers

Jim Carrey's?
First few seconds of "i love you whatshisname Philips", will not gugle it, because my context ads will start show gay stuff.
Nah mate.

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>>90237899
>with tongue

>>90244585
Every part of a cat is pointy.