/sug/ - Steven Universe General

>>90204315
Jasper is best gem

i have no hope for Tiger Philanthropist

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Okay nightime /sug/

question

>be banging chick that resembles your gemfu
>as she's getting close to orgasm you call her by her name
>she says "no anon call me (insert your gemfu name here)"
>you get even hornier by this and happily comply
>you keep banging, as you dirty talk to her and call her by your gemfu's name
>she breathes more and more heavily as she approaches climax
>Once she does she let's out a scream:
>"OHHHH, STEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

whats your face when?

Stevenfags need not apply

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canon

>>90204315
What the hell is that armour supposed to do?

I liked rocknaldo

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lapiven

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Gems should go out for noodles

Jasper spanking Sapphire's bare ass when?

>>90204408
I was ok with Rocknaldo

>>90204383
Nice, You modified it, "Resembles"
>Amethyst shape-shifting into anything gif.

>>90204383
>implying i'd have sex with a woman who wasn't actually my gemfu

>>90204408
you are dumb

>>90204371
I have no hope for this series in general.
It's been shot for a while now.

>>90204388
It was probably Papercraft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W95z1DqOIUg

>>90204371
>Having hope for any SU episode
You have no one to blame but yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRUFbxUG2NQ

what le fug

>>90204383
I start suckling from her nipples because that's what Steven's gonna do to my gemfu in season 6.

>>90204408
I did too.

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>>90204315
>We'll never have the "endless suffering" gif as a 4chan banner

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>>90204383

>>90204371
m-maybe S5 will be better...

>>90204383
would it be a carnal sin to bring back
"doesn't matter had sex"

>>90204388
Good question, since it didn't work.

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I want to FUCK ronaldo

HOLY DIVER

Thought it was average tee bee atche. Nothing more nothing less

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>>90204315
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>>90204383
>stevenfags need not apply
i`m a true anarchist!
you can`t tell me what to do!

>>90204481
/co/ can't stop a submission from being made.

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>>90204409
>We could of had a whole ep of nothing but Lapiven.
>Instead we get Ronaldo ep...

We need to focus on pure love damn it!

>>90204497
YOU'VE BEEN DOWN TOO LONG IN THE MIDNIGHT SEA!

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>>90204497

why you quoting a dio song?

Fuck Holly tho

>>90204497
HOLLY DIVER

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>>90204371
Im really hoping its an amy episode

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Which Townie will Steven fuse with first and why will it be Buck?

>>90204423
>Now you feel the pain of Lapisfags with Zuke episodes

No. At least Lapis has majority of the fanbase that'll still like her even if her episodes are bad. Ronaldo doesn't have that many fans.

>>90204484
>implying SU will get that far.
SU has been shit and it won't change anytime soon.
Go watch Star Vs instead.

>>90204510
10/10 cringe material.

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PEARNALDO

>>90204434
Wasn't the "resembles" exactly why anons got mad last time?

JADE IS DRAGON JIZZ

>>90204532
It's probably a Smoky episode. Or just more townie shit.

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>>90204371
>believing in the hope meme

>>90204315
Is the show going back on hiatus after tiger philanthropist

>>90204532
LARS INCOMING

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>>90204383

>>90204315
Why did everyone hate this episode? Ronaldo stopped being a forshadow spouter for three second and actually showed some flaws again (his self-centeredness), and Steven finally put him in his place. Now he's actually becoming a real ally to the gems instead of being a conspiracy shouting moron.

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>>90204383
Lapis has a body pillow of Steven I'm calling it right now.

>>90204567
nope no this is fake

>>90204593
No one cares about townies for their non-existent personalities.
Let alone the guy who gives plot details for future episodes.

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>>90204530
i want to dive into holly

>>90204535
It'll be Stars. It's gotta be Stars.

Buck is a nice choice too though, as long as it's not another girl. I want to see what a two-guy fusion looks like.

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>>90204388

Block psychic attacks on the heart.

>>90204442
Trips confirm.

>>90204493
A shame, It could probably warm a person or make a great bonfire.

>>90204567
someone crop amethyst and "sex" that's all we need from here

>Pearl continually messing up the Fryspiracies name

I wanted Ronaldo to go on that first mission and get face-fisted by a corrupted Gem.

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>>90204567
DELIVER US
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7HDm_Yj9nM

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>>90204520
I need them to have another buddy episode, Gem Harvest and that comic weren't enough

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>>90204632
already done babe

>>90204567
Wait how come petridot is a gender but Jasper isnt

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I want the retarded pumpkin to meet Hickok45

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S89dj3QEhYU

>>90204593
the only reason people tolerate ronaldo episodes is because of the potential foreshadowing

>>90204611
Nobody cares about the Gems and their non existent personalities either.
The show is at it's strongest when it doesn't focus on the characters.

>>90204567
I like it. Unironically.

>>90204646
n i c e

>>90204632
Amethyst seems like the Gem who would most be into bumping uglies.

>>90204567
What's the fine print next to "Agender (no gender)"?

>>90204647
What you mean?

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>>90204632

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>>90204408
Same anon

Maybe it couldve been a lot better if the conflict of the episode was handled differently other than Ronaldo acting like a jerk to steven, but I still think it was a fine episode

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>yfw Zukkini makes an episode that even TUMBLR hates

>>90204567
What the actual fuck. It's not okay to force kids this shit.

>>90204648
Hickok wouldn't fire at a sentient pumpkin.

>>90204315
>UPROOT THE ZUKE
>remember when this show was good?
>this show was never good
>guys go watch Star Vs instead
This is my prediction how this thread will spiral into.

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Missed it and I don't give enough of a shit to look for a mega or something like that

Just tell me, how shit was it?

>>90204693
Gem Harvest already exists.

>>90204648
Juicy. Pupkin only has a few months long life span

>>90204694
Looks like something that would be in a middle/high school

>>90204660
Nice lying meme bro. 10/10 post.

>>90204698
how about you kill yourself and your forced meme

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>>90204525
That's the point of the post.

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>>90204648

keep the hood safe H

on that note, where my /k/ommandos at, and which gem is the most /k/

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>>90204495
Same

>>90204699
You're right.

Cokeman would though. And he'd probably eat it afterwards.

>>90204693
She already made Gem Harvest though.

Just a reminder that Ronaldo is right about gem shards in the bloodstream. The organic looking parts of gem ships are filled with gem shards.

>>90204704
>shilling another show
As a SVTFOE fan this is disappointing.

Is nobody gonna talk about how this is obviously about accepting transgenderism? This episode is with the likes of Onion Gang.

Thank God we'll eventually run out of Zuke episodes. I can't wait.

They even talked about him deleting his "blog"

>>90204567
I just wanted to watch my show about lesbian space warriors, and you had to go and make it gay.

>>90204704
But what if I watch both, loving them equally?

...and want to lash both Star and Connie to a radiator in my rape dungeon?

>>90204698
Anon your family is worried about you.

>>90204706
Let me ask you a question: how shit is SU in general?

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>>90204717

the point is

Fuck Holly?

>>90204538
Ya I think this episode made more people hate him

>>90204716
>forced
What's forced about it?
I just think that Jasper is breast Gem.

>>90204622
This guy was a fucking nut.

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>>90204567
>surrounded by sexualities
NOT A SLUT REEEEEEEEEE

>>90204693
I like how, every episode, someone comes here to report the "tumblr consensus" when in reality you can find any opinion on tumblr. There are fucking nazi blogs and pro-anorexia blogs. No one cares.

>>90204734
That's shitposter kun's tactics.

>>90204734
>>90204751
This has been going on since both shows got off hiatus.

>Why don't you go by Rose Quartz?

This was actually a decent question and Steven really didn't have an answer for it

>>90204751
Please seek professional help.

>>90204752
My whole family is dead, so I doubt that.

I'm having a hard time with Rocknaldo. The cringe was just too strong. I had to stop watching.

Wait, so it's another goddamn episode where Ronaldo does horrible things, straight up insults Steven, and tries to make himself seem more important than he actually is, and once again Steven just forgives him at the end?

Goddammit Steven.

>>90204650
But that's literally the worst part about Ronaldo
>Le eric foreshadow man XD

>>90204495
After this episode, I think this is what really got Ronaldo to stop his silly CG aspirations. Garnet saw that only anal ruination would dissuade Ronaldo in the long run.

>>90204739
I have NO idea how it relates to transgenderism

The whole thing sounded like shots being taken at the kind of neckbeards the crew think is annoying

http://whammy5.tumblr.com/post/157672410565/rocknaldo-aka-when-white-male-nerds-enter-a
why won't they stop forcing shit like this

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>>90204704
sure I like both shows enough to discuss them both

at least Steven doesn't constantly cuck himself, Connie wants his D so badly him turning into a baby literally wouldn't stop her

>>90204544
Why do you all pretend star vs is any better? Ive been trying to catch up and there are some really awful episodes in this show so far
And that whole love triangle is unbearable, the only good thing thats come from it is that song Just Friends and thats it

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Do you have any headcanons?

>>90204807
Sorry, but I know full well that psychiatrists and psychologists will violate their Hippocratic Oath for such things.

>>90204821
Is that what they told you? And you believed them?

>>90204833
You think that's bad? I was in the living room with my sister and mother when it came on and we watched it together. Believe me, second hand cringe is much worse with other people in the room.

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/Bionicle/ anons, Flock to me.

>>90204833
Sounds like a normal Ronaldo episode to me.

>>90204874
Here's how to spot Shitposter-kun

>Brings up Star Vs for no reason
>Says the show is shit and gives no reason
>Frequently mentions tumblr as a way to bash the show
>Uses Zamii occasionally

>>90204885
They didn't tell me anything because people die when they're killed.

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>>90204877

Saltwater

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>>90204770
Of course

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>>90204598

>>90204897
I think they were cringing at the fact you were watching a kid's cartoon in a public space, period. Save that shit for when you're in your room.

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>>90204877
Mayor Dewey invites the other men of Beach City to watch cheesy sci-fi movies.

>>90204878
And that somehow negates the fact that you need to be evaluated and treated how?

>>90204693
Tumblr defends zuke and her writing only when it comes to lapidot, otherwise they dont care

>>90204844

I guess you could say I'm stretching a bit, but it's all metaphor.

>Ronaldo is a dick to CGs even though they "do nothing wrong" (People being a dick to Trans)
>Ronaldo decides to see his flaws and becomes one (becomes trans)
>completely misses the actual point of being a CG
>ronaldo wants to reap all the benefits, show his "gem", and act all tough like he's already a gem
>being a "CG" is all about "love and acceptance"

but, yeah like I said, I might just be stretching a bit, but I still think there's some ZukeFuckery about in that episode.

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>>90204877
Connie is gonna be kidnapped and experimented on, making her into a human gem hybrid brainwashed to serve the diamonds

possibly with gem dust in her blood and called Bloodstone

>>90204865
Steven is a huge cuck though.
>>90204874
Still better than SU.

>>90204877
Steven and the gems are dirty Zeon loving degenerates

>>90204877
None, Just logic.
I can post it if you want.

>>90204964
They also defended BCD, but that's because it had Steven hating a straight cis male.

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>>90204979
in what way? He basically owns Connie

>>90204567
Its odd that they say under bisexuality, that theres such a thing as the opposite sex, negating the idea that its some fluid spectrum

>>90204877
Pug Davis exists as an indie comic turned kid's cartoon, a la TMNT, in SU.

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>>90204877
I want a hot human/gem.
Pic related.

>>90204877
ocean town is protected by rubies who are more competent than the CGs, but still set it on fire because that's not saying much

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daily reminder amy best poser

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>>90204315
>The menace that threatens Beach City

>>90204877
Lapis has a canon whale penis

Do you think homeworld gems are corporally punished? I mean obvious real offenders get shattered, but there has to be some room for mistakes, and gem bodies are extremely easily repaired.

Do you anons think we'll ever see a human villain who's a real threat and who will challenge Steven's view on the goodness of humanity, or will they take the easier route and just keep using home world gems as villains?

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Guys, do we have any SU-Gachimuchi pics?

Kinda curious

>>90205064
Do Marty and Kevin count?

>>90205031
And Lapis

And Peridot

>>90205021
(MNOG theme plays)
Yes.
Shadow tentacles everywhere.

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>>90204976

Oh shit. That could work. Steven is already some weird, unknown powerhouse. They might notice what he is and what kind of incredible mutant weapon Rose has created, and they might want one of those for themselves.

I always felt Rose knew exactly what she was doing when she had Steven. He's immune to those Gem destabilizers, and can fuse with other Humans

>>90204976
Source? My Google-Fu has failed me.

>>90205081
AND STEVEN!

>>90204907
Remember that purple 7th Toa autism?

What are they smoking there? Definitely not weed, that would at least foster some type of creativity. Crystal meth maybe, wouldn't that be ironic? I can literally come up with better episodes. I'm shit at writing jokes, but at least I can write a better plot than "Rinaldo is an annoying conspiracy-spewing shit, again". At least fucking move the story along or set something up, fuck I even would be OK with a filler comedy episode. Instead we get "Top 10 cringiest moments: we guarantee you won't be able to watch it to end without cringing!".

>>90205059
Why are you so obsessed with Lapis's dick?

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>>90205066
Nope

>>90204517
how do you even do that by the way? I never found out, I always assumed only the mods or janitors had control over it

>>90204979
>Steven is a huge cuck though.
Literally wrong.

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Sooo.... Hiatus after Tiger Philanthroshit?

>>90204841
yes, but now we know about the Mineral Water

>>90205060
the amethysts were beaten by holly

>>90205106
I'm just stating facts

>>90205104
Nice blog post bro.

>>90204524

OH WHAT'S BECOMING OF MEEE

>>90205089
exactly

its also basically what they did with the Cluster

They see how powerful cross gem fusion was so they make their own twisted version of it

>>90205097
Voriki? Yeah, I remember, It was hilarious.

>>90204315
This Starfag reminds me of this guy who keeps shilling this one random manga in the One Piece threads on /a. This whole thread reminds me of the OP one actually.

>complaining about where the show/series is at this point

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>>90205124

...

I'm gonna miss you guys

again

>>90205106
Eh, gem dick isn't such a bad thing to be obsessed with. It's a more fun and intricate topic than most.

>>90205115
4chan has a contest for banners occasionally.

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>>90205094
no clue, I got them here

but I got a few more pictures from them maybe that will help your google powers

>>90205104
> I can literally come up with better episodes. I'm shit at writing jokes, but at least I can write a better plot than "Rinaldo is an annoying conspiracy-spewing shit, again".
People say this and yet the best I've seen is that reboot idea that's been pushed.

>>90205131
They sure act like it. It makes sense, too. Especially considering that size difference usually directly correlates to rank. I just want gems to get spanked.

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>>90204497
AND SKY PILOT

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>>90205163
Chin up!
We'll find each other again, anon
Someday
In the /trash/can.

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>>90203781

What do the other sites think of the show? I'm not willing to scroll through a cancerfest

>>90205088
fuck sorry I deleted that post because I wasn't sure if that was a canon inconsistency despite saying so and was embarassed

but yeah that was some weird shit, it seamed like the series had like 3 canons going at once at that time. The books, the comics, and the game.

Replace that DIO with Yellow Diamond and you have yourselfs footage of the diamonds arriving on earth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nu6FuWxvqA

>>90205139
>nice
>doesn't upvote
I won't get into top with you just telling me it's nice, nigger!

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>>90205081
and Amethyst

and Pearl

point is Steven has a fucking harem

where as Star is just one member of Marco's harem

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>>90204877
Humans might be directly related to the Origin of gemkind. I mean, someone had to have created the first gem, and even a Diamond. Where else had they have come from?

I of course have nothing to back it and I'm pulling this from my ass, but I mean, how else could one explain it? Another race of aliens?

I did have another headcanon before Season 3 that there were a race of Metals and they were all men. Made sense at the time. Gemstones in the real world are seen as beautiful, and precise, and perfect. And feminine. Metals are seen as sturdy, bland, and heavy. And masculine.

But then Bismuth happened.... Fuck you Bismuth...

>>90205075
No, I mean actual threats to the Crystal Gems.

>>90205179
>eyes changing color with mind corruption
STOP, THAT'S MY FETISH

>>90204837
Well what else can be done? When somebody is such an irredeemable loser it is best to set low standards for him.

>>90205210

but I hate /trash/, only cool thing there is indexer

>>90204877

Opal will become a permafusion.

Lapis/Pearl fusion is named Moonstone and is OP.

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>>90205179

>>90204877
No but thats a cute human lapis

>>90205215
No wonder so many were repelled by G1's lore.
It still disturbs me.

>>90205251
Any fusion with Lapis is going to be OP.

>>90205241
she doesn't seem to be mind controlled
it's more like PD's offering sex if she kills all her friends, which is about as effective

>>90205212
>Steven universe reaches new low people are actually impressed. How low can sugar get? More news at 11

>>90205212
Its a hald decent observation up until they bring what renaldo is into it

>>90205290
This series started out low though.

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Wonder what's she's doing

>>90205304
I miss the old threads when we didn't even want to call ourselves a general

>>90205184
Ave, true to Caesar!

>>90205304
It's actually pretty impressive because you bet they can't possibly outdo themselves
And then you get men hate as a plot point

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>>90205308

>>90205280
man G1 was my like my favorite though because they had the Rahi and those things kicked ass to build
like goddamn it made me so sad how simple things got after Metra-Nui

Also are we just not gonna talk about how the mask of life was burried in Mata-Nuis dick?

>>90205269
Thank you.

>>90204567
This is why aliens don't talk to us.

>>90205350
in terms of building complexity*

>>90204648
Hickok45 is a true patriot

>>90205289
Oh trust me, there is some corruption/hypnotism/mindbreak shit going on here. My senses are strong.

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>>90205158
I want more Steven in dumb t-shirts that don't match him.

Any suggestions?

So is it just one Bioniclefag who goes to each thread or is it a collective

Or was Bionicle really that popular and I missed it

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>>90205210
But I dont want to go to /trash/ again
No. Never again

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>>90205384

>>90204315
How to make a better SU show.
>Have the setting take place in school. This way, Steven can deal with problems like bulling, popularity and peer pressure in addition to fighting monsters.
>Steven has a new, unobtainable love interest that he tries to woe to no avail. Connie is now his non violent nerd friend.
>Steven himself acts less feminine and more like a 12 year old. He farts more, burps more, and is more crude.
>The Gems are less complicated and stick to one character trait.
>Greg is more relatable and is now dimmer.
>The villains no longer have backstories or heel face turns; they just cause mayhem and destruction.
>The series is more comedic and less dramatic and musical.

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Post good .gifs /sug/

>>90204877
These humanizations always make me laugh because why would a fully-grown woman be hanging out with an unrelated little boy

>>90205380
well then i don't like it

>>90205181
Even a stereotypical beach or camping episode with the gems would surpass most townie episodes.
>weird activity in nearby forest
>gems set out
>can't find it
>camp
>gems fuck-up a tent
>scary stories
>Steven is actually scared AF
>sounds
>gems set of leaving Steven wrapped in shoddily put-up tent
>real corrupted gem shows up and Steven deals with it
>the CG were chasing a moose
Voila.

>>90205145
Damn, anon. You're smart.

You're completely right. That's probably why the Crystal Gems won the rebellion. Fusion. Homeworld only fused like Gems. That' just makes a bigger Gem.

But fusion of different gems combines abilities. They probably used the likes of Alexandrite and many more to gain the upper edge. Everyone knows how weak rebel forces are compared to an army, they had to have won somehow.

>>90205350
G2 was far worse.


Technically it was near his heart.
Not really, I wanted to see how many Bionicle anons were present.

>>90205393
from what I understand, its been just me and this other guy for the last few threads
not sure if "TAKUAAAA" guy was a third

>>90205346
>And then you get men hate as a plot point
Excpet it wasn't.

>>90205412

If I read this copypasta one more time I'm going to blow a gasket

>>90205412
I know you're trolling, but I'm still compelled to tell you to fuck yourself.

>>90205427
Wow, how absolutely riveting.
Emmy wining stuff here anon.

>>90205384
That one matches him though.

>>90205393
I thought I was alone, But now I know people had a great start in life.

>>90204567
Not gonna lie, I prefer GSM to the ever growing LGBTQA word worm.

>>90205412

kys.

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>>90205428
Diamonds anti got shit on the Temple Guardian Gem

not that any of the fusions during the war could have included Amethyst anyway

>>90205412
>School
FUCK THIS ALREADY
nobody wants to go to school all day and then watch a cartoon about going to school. Die.
>The rest
Okay so you're either clinically retarded or a troll.

>>90205412
How long are you going to drag out this corpse of a meme anon?

>>90205473
And yet I would watch that over 90% of townie episodes.

>>90205328
You fags were always like that.
>>90205346
This show was shit from the start. Why do people watch it?

People are just mad this episode hits too close to home.

You fucking nerds.

Poll should wear a leotard

The other Pearls all wear cute leotards that show off their sexy legs

Ours should too

>>90205482
I like "queer" even though I understand why people wouldn't use it. It's just so succinct.

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I need the source of this

>>90205421
I don't want to. The video to Me! Me! Me! gets me hard.

>>90205490
You don't speak for everyone.

>>90205418
Lapis can only manage to befriend autists and children

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>>90205417
Source?

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>>90205418
Are there any good fiction about an older women having fun antics with a younger boy?
I think its cute but I can never find anything like this sadly...

>>90204938
I saw this on tumblr you sassy tard

>>90205499
She probably did at some point. Leotard is probably the factory default for Pearls and our is too complex for basic shit.

>>90205525

uhhh

/sug/?

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>>90204383
At least it's fem Gem smut. My girl is into TF smut so I have the awkwardness of role playing as Megatron raping Starscream shouting things like "You're an idiot" and when she says she is close to cumming I have to shout "You're either lying or your stupid" usually followed with her saying "I'm stupid" over and over again as she cums. It's not as fun as it sounds, the way she cries it makes her seem manic and crazed.

>>90205033
>what is an opposite colour

>>90205451
It's just that good, huh.
>>90205461
I want to say the same thing to Rebecca Sugar.
>>90205483
Edgy.
>>90205487
It's better than canon.
>>90205488
Until SU gets cancelled.

>>90205212
I thought it was supposed to be a jab at Mary Sues, sorta like Poochie.

>this is my orignal charcter BLOODSTONE, his gem is made up of a thosand diffrent gems smushed togethr and he weilds a KATANA (a japanese sword for thos of u who dont kno)

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>>90204567

you know i wasnt really a supporter of trans shit (homoshit its alright i guess, can see the logic there)

after having a reasonable discussion with someone online about it, i became a bit more open about it, but then i see bullshit like this and i feel like going back to my usual male CIS gendered priviledged ramalamadingdong ways

this is just fucking stupid as shit

>>90205536
I feel bad for you, anon, but at the same time that's funny as shit.

>>90205417
Best diamond until they show PD

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>>90205527

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp8a2qtLtE8&feature=youtu.be

>>90205525
the name is in the corner you dingus

>>90205495
How is it relatable, I'm not entirely sure what the moral was even supposed to be

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>>90205431
I dunno m8
maybe you can get away with naval but that's pretty low

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What gem would fuck Steven?

>pic related

>>90204646
Yes, good

>>90205418
>hi, my dad rented a yacht, want to come on a cruise?
>implying there's a woman out there who will say "no"

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>everyone assumes the final Diamond will be "White Diamond"
>name never mentioned in canon
>the highest quality of diamond is the clearest
>the honorable form of address by gems is "Your Clarity"
>tfw "White Diamond" is Clear Diamond

>>90205573
Greg

>>90204567
>>90204646
>>90204686

noice, it wasnt a total waste

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>>90204383

My name is Steven so I wouldn't have any kind of reaction.

>>90205555
That's a silly reason to reverse your opinion. Trans stuff can seem weird to outsiders, but it's really no less reasonable than gay stuff.

>>90204877
Peridot turned into the go to comic relief character to make he her death more impactful But I'd kill her myself. As a Peri fag since her introduction, it'd be a mercy kill

>>90205578
>Send your empath son to fetch dates for you

Greg is one smart motherfucker

>>90204787
what about a nazirexia blog?

>>90205570

Making fun of attention whore edge kids who try to take over a social circle and fail miserably.

>>90205572
I feel the need to note the mask was in the volcano in voya nui

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>>90205566

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>>90205573
peridot

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>>90205573
All of them anon every gem wants to fuck Steven in different ways.
Lapis wants to make tender sweet love to him, Jasper wants to hate fuck him, Peridot wants awkward but loving nerd sex, and Pearl wants to fuck him just like Rose.

>>90204383

Cry in a corner just to follow steven character. That will raise her mood for a second round

>>90205611
Probably. Every dumb shit exists somewhere online.

>>90205608
>She's become so infected with memes she has to be put down

Why are Lars and Rinaldo characters that exist?

>>90205587
FLAWLESS
DIAMOND

>>90205634

whats your gemfu tho?

>>90205642
Because Tumblr pandering.
Gotta make straight white males look like shit.

>>90205555

Seems like a weird reason to go back on it.

I see misaimed shit regarding social issues all the time, I just ignore the silly stuff.

>>90204809
Irrelevant.

I think the only good bit of Rocknaldo was Pearl complementing Amethyst's Ronaldo impersonation. It was pretty much trash aside from that.

>>90205660

I thought Lars was some kind of a chink or something

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>>90205629
>no Amy
They ran away together, remember?

>>90205572
>Tfw a map doesn't tell you where the swamp of secrets is

>>90205660
victim complex much?

you realize two of the best characters are Steven and his dad right? both straight white males

>>90205587
>White Diamond actually turns out to be Connie.
>She has been grooming Steven to become her loyal Quartz

>>90205370
Earth is a torture device. They bring space terrorists here to area 51 and Clockwork Orange them into a 24/7 feed of earth media till they tell the galactic council what they wish to know or kill themselves. They keep us permanently retarded because we are their best tool in the fight for peace keeping the galaxy.

>>90205660
Lars dad is black or just a dark skinned latino and his mom is some redheaded roma.
He's not white he's just another dirtskin.

>>90205691
the cgs hate greg

>>90205555
It's just a bulletin trying to inform people while using cartoon characters in a dumb way, man. Have a little conviction.

>>90204837
What? Youre sounding like tumblr now

Ronaldo was being a dick but Steven actually called him out on it and Ronaldo owned up to it at the end and seems to have gotten development and still plans to help the gems in his own way
I dont see the issue here

>>90205660
>Greg
>Steven
>Fry dad?
>Suitcase Sam
>Buck Dewey
>Sour Cream

Is your complaint that ANY straight white males are shit? Because that's retarded.

Which gem is the biggest masochist? Pearl seems to really revel in her own suffering, but then again Peridot seems to intentionally provoke repimand, even physical punishment.

>>90205692
>Connie
>white
That's too much of a stretch.

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Lady of the sea,

Happy as can be

Can't Help but wonder if she'd be happier with me

>>90205629

Pearl's too much of a carpet muncher to go after Steven

The other three probably, though

> all three of the "original" homeworld gems now after Steven's Murdercock Jr.

>>90205642
>Lars
Because Sadie

>Ronaldo
Because anime references and conspiracies

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shit nigga i ain't even gonna bother with this episode

>>90205704
>confirmed for not watching the show

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When Ronaldo kidnapped Steven who do you think Lapis or Peridot would of reacted if they were there during that?

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>>90205681

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>>90205660
cry more

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>>90205732

>>90205739
>Rondaldo

and forshadowing, but not even that today

>>90205749
Ronaldo would be dead in less than a minute.

>>90205680
>>90205700
White passing.
>>90205691
>>90205712
Those characters are all incompetent, assholes or just plain flat.

>>90205660
>Lars
>white

>>90205741

For once, Homer anon has a point

>>90205669
Why is it irrelevant? It means she'll be healable over the others, Steven has a photo of her on his phone from Gem Hunt. Steven tried to help her already, so he'd do it again if he could. He's got all that dream walking shit, and cemtipeetle is all wrapped up with her crew and is even less important than bismuth and Jasper, so Jasper is the top choice when the plot inevitably calls for corruption to be dabbled with again

>>90205691
tumblr told me they were hispanic jews, and thus not white

>>90204807
Getting a professional would make the kidnapping and raping easier. Great idea!

>>90205753

I need more Gems and Anon pics


anyone got some?

>>90205760
>brainwashing water

>>90205774
He's about as white as the Irish, or the Italians or the Polish

>>90205732
She wouldn't

>>90205587
anon plz
do you even color theory?

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I want to die

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>>90205601
heres my reasoning

initially i was opposed to accepting trans stuff as something "valid" because it is still considered a mental illness by the DSM, and id rather trust the judgement of professionals on this

however someone pointed me out that the DSM actually classifies the distress associated with some transitioned individuals as a mental illness, ergo if you mutilate your junk but otherwise are a normal individual, according to the DSM you aint mentally ill, which sounds a little fishy to me but again i decided to trust the professionals on this

the problem then arises when people make up a trillion new genders and sexual orientations or whatever, all of which conveniently only apply to humans (unlike homosexuality and bisexuality which are present in nature in other animals, ergo they are natural), its like opening a can of worms, once you say cutting your junk off is a valid gender, where does it stop? you need to establish some rules here

thats my concern

>>90205779
No he doesn't.

>>90205806
The crew has said he's not white.

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>>90205779
i always have a point you fucking peon

>we'll never get another episode where steven just gets a magic things and messes around with it in beach city

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>>90205798
is holly a homestuck?

>>90204315
finally saw new episode.

You guys are REALLY quick to hate Zuke now days.
Like the episode wasn't good, but from reactions and expectations I was expecting a completely transparent self insert soapbox that'd be nearly impossible to get through.
And even with all the soapboxing that is in this episode isn't even the worst SU episode. It's down near the bottom but, still, not the worst.

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Post sad gems

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBpERMkIYlY

>>90205755
Tumblr please.

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>>90205798
does this count?

>>90205806
>Little brother to Britain fir a millenia.
>Romans
>Brothers to Germany for a millenia.

Get back to >>>/pol/

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>>90205620
Technically.


>>90205753
Wait what?!

>>90205779
I thought I'd never see such a point, I stand corrected.

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what you drinking tonight /sug/?

for me, its Pacifico, good shit