Face front, children of God!
It's that time of year again. My fellow humans, while Mutant activity has dwindled, the war yet rages on.
Tell me- what's your plan to eradicate the Mutant threat?
>>90200193
Let's throw peanuts at them!
Gas, lots of gas.
>>90200193
My plan is brilliant. Basically, I don't have an X-gene, so I'm less likely to enter into a loving, passionate, lifelong relationship with a mutie cutie, the chances of new mutants being born decrease marginally. I've done the math, this is the most efficient way of combating the mutant menace. I must have many, many children with the mutants, so that percentage of mutants to humans gradually declines as a result of my X-gene inactivity. It's the only way, brothers.I call dibs on X-23.
Also, we should shoot Inhumans because they're ugly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzExFrZ9vX4
>>90200272
Fuck off, Ike.
>>90200272
B- but what kind?
>>90200333
>so I'm less likely to enter into a loving, passionate, lifelong relationship with a mutie cutie, the chances of new mutants being born decrease marginally.
Forgive me, in my righteous fervor, I appear to have sperged. What I meant to say is that "so If I am to enter into a loving, passionate, lifelong relationship with a mutie cutie, the chances of new mutants being born decrease marginally."
Also, the triple threes don't lie, I speak the truth brothers.
>>90200333
THIS PLAN IS BLESSED BY THE HOLY TRINITY OF THE SPIRIT, THE FATHER, AND THE SON.
IT SHALL BE.
>>90200333
>>90200403
True, trips DOES hold clout in our circles.
But, trips or no, that sounds like MUTIE-LOVER rhetoric to me.
You are allowed to try and pump your spunk into the filthy devils, my brother; but if you have ulterior Mutie-loving motives behind this request, you will be flayed and torched and crucifiedlike the rest.
>>90200333
>>90200403LIKE. THE. REST.
>>90200193
shoot all the red heads
exterminate all mutie terrorist scum.
>>90201173
THAT IS NOT A PLAN, YOU FOOL
WE ALREADY WANT TO DO THAT
>>90201307
I'm a simple man.
I see muties, I destroy, okay?
I mean rigging up explosives onto drones and flying them into muties on commute ain't easy.
>>90201582
>be me
>minding your own business
>see a filthy mutie
>do God's work and pull out your standard Purification sidearm with depleted Vibranium rounds to personally execute this menace to society
>mutie has a force field
>mfw