You are tasked with killing any member of Justice League Unlimited

>>90177625
Red Tornado
Big magnets

>>90177625
I like a challenge, who in your opinion is the hardest member to kill?

>>90177681
Captain Atom, Superman, Martian Manhunter, and The Atom

Wildcat.

I use the million to drop a nuke on him from a plane. I should be good as long as nobody else gets involved.

>>90177681
Plastic Man

>>90177899
Nukes probably cost more than a million.

>>90177625
How much would it cost to get some Kryptonite? I feel like Supergirl has less plot armor than her cousin.

>>90177899
>In 2015, the United States has an estimated 7,300 nuclear weapons, but the average annual per-unit cost is about $1.8 million—a 500 percent increase in per-warhead cost.


http://fpif.org/much-nuclear-weapon-actually-cost/

>not choosing the golden knight. >not shooting him in the face while he is a sleep.

>>90177963
He was only mentioned in the show
It's unknown if he's as broken as he is in the comics

>>90177965
>the average annual per-unit cost is about $1.8 million

That's for the government to make one. Getting one off the black market must cost at least 10.

>>90177965
>>90177964

Damn. Ok. I find 100 tough guys and pay them $10,000 each to make a big group to gang up on him. Wildcat may be tough but he's old and no way he can fight 100 guys at once right?

Step 1: Hire Dr Destiny to implant subtle paranoia in each league member over the course of several months, with strict instruction not to be seen or push too far
Step 2: Cause a massive scale terrorist event that would force the entire JL to converge for an emergency meeting
Step 3: Near exhaustion and with tensions high, pump the hall of justice with kryptonite laced Scarecrow Fear Toxin, now a virus thanks to genetic alteration
Step 4: Collect cash for whoever gets killed in the confusion, and briefly create unrest within the JL possibly getting me a fat bonus

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Elongated Man.

Can I kill Sue Dibny and hope Ralph commits suicide?

>>90178080
Wildcat, Commander Steel, and Hawk knocked out a giant Native American clone with a single uppercut IIRC

>>90178134
That Didnt work for Felix Faust tho

>>90177625
wildcat. sniper.

>>90177625
Could I just shoot one of the lower tier heroes that aren't invulnerable? Also, how much would it cost to manufacture another AMAZO?

P.S. Is that Dirk from Dragon's Lair in the back on the right?

wait for steel to take off his armour
one dead nigger
where is my billion Luthor

>>90178151
Yeah but this is 100 dudes. He could take some but he would get tired eventually or get swarmed.

>>90178185
this seems like the best answer, anyone not bulletproof and not precognitive should be able to be killed by a good rifle.

Hard mode: no street level character
You get 5 Billion Dollars

pay someone to kill Vigilante
he's a douche

Outlaw.

High powered sniper rifle from a book depository.

>>90178304
>Vigilante
>Douche
Filthy hawk detected

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>>90177625
>Green Arrow
>Hire the Black Canary prostitute to poison him

>>90178306
>Outlaw
Whoops, I meant Vigilante. No idea why I thought his name was Outlaw.

ctrl-f No Gold Booster

>>90178293

I pick Elongated man then. I'd make a cold gun and then shatter him

>>90178293
Post justice lord arc
"Why don't you just put the whole world in a bottle."
One dead inside Superman.

>>90178350
Nigga nobody wants to fuck with a Green Lantern

>>90177625
Batman.

>hey everyone, Bruce Wayne is Batman

Then sit back and wait.

>>90178293
I pay a DC writer a million dollars to write a Red Tornado comic and give them a shitty super edgy grimdark make over. I then show the comic to Superboy Prime.
Bam. Don't even have to leave my universe.

>>90178496
That writer has to go through editorial first

>>90178598
I pay Geoff Johns to do it.

>>90178350
Killing Booster would be a dick move.

>>90178215
>P.S. Is that Dirk from Dragon's Lair in the back on the right?

His name's Shining Knight.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shining_Knight#Television

>>90177625
Flash

a silenced sniper rifle

>>90177625
How hard would it be to kill Jason Blood? Like I imagine if you throat chopped him or otherwise crippled his ability to speak he wouldn't be able to transform.

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>Tell Booster Gold about the assassination deal
>He fakes his death, lays low long enough for me to get paid and we split the billion

>>90178761
I think he knows magic too though.

>>90178215
>>90178185
This is a comic book universe, guns suck unless being good at guns is your gimmick.

>>90178128
I'm pretty sure that's going to cost more than a million anon.

>>90177625
That wimpy cowboy.

Does Deadshot do a million for supers or is his price way higher?

>>90177625
Do sidekicks count? Seems like it'd be pretty easy to pull a Jason Todd on somebody.

>>90178128
>pump the hall of justice with kryptonite laced Scarecrow Fear Toxin
I feel like between Batman and your various robots and whatnot, there would still be enough people immune to foil this plan.

>>90177625
Legit question;

If a /co/fag was tasked with killing Batman and had all that money, would they be able to do it?

I mean, Batman has leverage over villains through them not knowing all his tricks and secrets, but someone on here knows all that, they know where certain Batcave entrances are, they know who the Robins are, they know his secret identity, they know how to fuck with him psychologically. Couldn't you just drop a bomb on Wayne Manor or something like that? Would it be that hard with all this knowledge?

>>90178878
Could Jimmy be considered a sidekick?

Because I would kidnap him and then suddenly 'somebody sends a bunch of sub sandwiches/a deli spread to the Daily Planet...'

Jimmy Olsen, Jimmy John... Meat is meat!

Atom Smasher
shoot him
no one cares about him
no one will cares hes dead
i get off mr miracle

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>>90178768

>>90178948
>If a /co/fag was tasked with killing Batman and had all that money, would they be able to do it?

With a million dollars, I doubt it. With 5 billion like >>90178293 maybe. Batman's still pretty tough.

>>90178979
Jimmy isn't really a sidekick. No powers.

>>90177625
Pay Deathstroke a million bucks to kill Nemesis.

>>90179013
The 5 billion is the reward not the funding

>>90178948
Ras Al Ghul knows all that plus more resources. Bane too. Evil parallel universe Batman too.

>>90177625
Flash, throw a banana peel on the floor.

>>90178986
J'onn cared

>>90179037
Oh.

Well I guess it might be possible if you pulled off another Knightfall type thing. Exhaust Batman by having him run around constantly and then kill him instead of just breaking his spine.

>>90178927
True, but by the time Batman doses himself with the antidote and somehow administers it to the entire building you have a completely unrestrained Superman, Flash, Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, etc going at one another with a high probability of someone, probably street level hero, getting killed in the scuffle. About the only saving grace would be Red Tornado sucking out all the air but by that time somebody is already dosed. Not a perfect plan, but effective enough for quick buck if any leaguer is fair game

>>90178128
>Hall of Justice
This is DCAU

I buy a cool costume call myself a new big villain Martian Manhunter then jobs to me. Stop scheme before other heroes get involved and collect my reward.

>>90178406
You could just snipe him at a charity event.

>>90179066
Yeah and Bane broke his back. If he wanted to kill him, he could've, but didn't want to.

>>90179139
>Superman
Not a threat here because it's been established the gas is kryptonite laced
>Flash
Could probably avoid it because he's the Flash and specializes in asspulls like this
>Green Lantern
Would put a barrier around himself because that's all he ever did in this show
>Wonder Woman
Okay it might work on Wondy.

>>90179204
I'm sure you're not as strong or big as Bane.

>>90179185
They actually got one in the later seasons after CADMUS and Galatea attacked the Watchtower. It was a pr move so people wouldnt get freaked out about super people on a satellite with a death ray floating overhead

>>90179235
Actually lacing it with kryptonite wouldnt take out Supes, it would make his immune system vulnerable to the gas since normally pathogens/toxins dont affect him. Low doses have been shown to weaken his natural defenses and not outright start killing him

>>90179248
I c-could be...

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>play catchy bubblegum pop music from the early 2000's
>shoot him when he's distracted
Find a flaw

>>90178875
Vigilante is definitely the easiest one to kill.

>>90179202
Or just wait until literally anyone of his enemies does that. Deadshot could do it and I wouldn't even lift a finger. Hell, I wouldn't even have to pay him if he's got a particular grudge at him.

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>Powers last an hour
How hard can it be?

>hiring Deathstroke for a million
>hiring Deadshot for a million
You fuckers are dumb and don't know shit.
I use the million to hire Darkseid to do it. Far more effective and sure to succeed.

>>90179521
>Earth money
>Mattering to Darkseid

>>90179027
>>90178875
>Go to Deadshot or Deathstroke to do the dirty work
>They find out you get the bigger sum while they do all the work

>>90179521
>Win a billion dollars by getting Darkseid to come to Earth and fuck up the superheroes
>Darkseid now rules the world and money is worthless

>>90179521
>why have you come to Darkseid mortal?
>i wish to hire your services
>what would a lowly being such as you have to offer Darkseid?
>a million bucks
>very well. Who shall face death by Darkseid?
>I need you to kill Vigilante

>>90177625
Vigilante. Put a bomb in his bike.

>>90179570
>fuck up the superheroes
nah, just all the normies. Superman would still take him out and I'll collect enough money to make Luthor look like a filthy pleb.

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>all these people who think Vigilante would be easy
Shining Knight has his back

>>90177625
i use the funds to buy kriptonite from luthor or batman or some shady back alley vendor since just about everyone has that shit, and kill clark.

best part is i know he won't stay dead for good so i get a billion dollars basically for free.

This thread made me realize I would love an episode or comic where some guy puts a billion dollar bounty for the life of any JL hero and the rest of the episode or comic is just tons of half assed villains all going after Vigilante for quick cash.

>>90179789
>You want us to fight freaking Superman? Who do you think we are?
>Not everyone in the League's a god, pick any member and the reward will be at least one billion.
>Who's the guy in the cowboy outfit?
>Vigilante, he shoots bullets.
>What kind?
>The regular kind
>And?
>That's about it
Everyone begins calling dibs on Saunders

pick any hero without super healing abilities.
literally feed them radon by hiding it in their food.
5 months later watch as their bodies rot from the inside out due to radiation poisoning.

slow death, low chance of being caught while dosing them.

>>90179920
How are you going to break into their homes/the Watchtower?

>>90177625
question, which hero do you think would be willing and capable of realistically faking his death so i collect the reward and then catch whoever was offering it after i get the cash?

like, would any of them accept 1mil and info to fake their death for a week or some shit?

>>90179789
>>90179890
reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb9l988kqL4

>>90179401
>Find a flaw.

You fucking murdered a chill bro.

>>90179998
Booster Gold
He'll try and pull a "revival" shtick for publicity

>>90178080
inverse ninja law

>>90179960

watchtower has plenty of staff on hand. 1 million would be plenty to buy myself credentials.

home break in wouldn't be much of a problem, there are plenty of stealthy people for hire that would do the job for under a million.

>>90178350

He's just some loser with future tech. I'm just some loser with regular tech. Even with a budget I feel like he's gonna beat me.

>>90180023
n01ce.

i just thought about it and you'd actually not even need the 1mil since you could just offer all the info about any of them to a villain in exchange for money and get double-paid, or even just use your meta knowledge to have batman give you cash and a position at wayne enterprises in exchange for info on all the villains.

hell with enough comic book knowledge you could become a member of the league working on the intel front and cataloguing all your knowledge of villains and even alternate realities.

>>90179757
All of the justice league have each others backs. This challenge isn't about multiple members, and even if it were I'd rather have to deal with the add on of shining knight than some fucker like Dr. Fate. I think Dr. Fate might be the scariest one out there.

>>90180120
Just stroke his ego before killing him.
Ask for his autograph and have him use an explosive pen

>>90178948

Doctor Hurt was basically this and he still lost. It seems like a losing bet to me.

>>90179541

Imagine how many nice chairs he could buy with that money!

Boston Brandt. I take the money claim the job is already done and skedaddle.

>>90177625
Who's the blond guy with the gun in the back? I've been wondering since rewatching JLU a few months back.

>>90180220
Nemesis

>>90180135
How much is Nth metal?

>>90180220
Nemesis.

Is that Obsidian there?

Pay a hot homo with HIV+ to develop a loving relationship with him. Make sure he doesn't allow him to get tested. Constant bareback sex.

Might take a few years, but that should do the trick.

>>90180375
>He actually develops feelings for Obsidian
>He confesses anyways

>>90180482
>implying I would ever reveal to the hooker who I was

Besides, Todd is emotionally damaged wreck because of the Starheart, the fag's betrayal will probably send him over the edge and make him kill himself.

>>90180654
I mean the having aids part

Get PAD to kill Gypsy

>>90179374
you're a small guy

The problem with Wildcat is if he has the same deal he had in the comics for a while, which was the "9 lives" curse.
Shoot him in the face, push him in front of a train, poison him, whatever, but if he still has any lives left, you're SOL.
I'd go far Stargirl myself. She's just a kid until she has the Cosmic rod in hand.
Easy Kill.

>>90182145
Geoff Johns would hunt you down Anon

>>90177625
Steel with a magnet

or just snipe Jonah Hex

>>90182238
Jonah Hex isn't in the league

>>90177899
Nine lives

>>90182238
Hex has been dead for like 100 years.

>>90178768
O U T P L A Y E D

What about hiring Deadshot to kill Vigilante. He seems easy to out gun.

Also, >>90178768 is the correct answer

The comics themselves have shown that Crimson Fox is VERY vulnerable to bullet-fire & there are two of them, constantly switching places. Wait for a day when she ISN'T Crimson Fox & just bang.

>>90182145
>>90182230
Subtlety break down her self esteem over a long period of time until she retires in shame from the superhero world after having a widely viewed public breakdown

>>90178948
I hire a shitty kid to stab him.

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>>90178948
You could probably destroy almost any super hero if you have a sufficiently enough knowledge about their comic book stories.

If revealing their secret identity wouldn't be enough you could just pick any of the stories they survived with an asspull and fix it.

Although poisoning their civilian identity would be enough for most of them.

Who's the guy in the back of the shot behind STRIPE? Is that supposed to be Hourman? the one with the hood net to Ice & Nemesis

>>90177964
>How much would it cost to get some Kryptonite?
While threatening martian manhunter, Batman mentions in another JL animated movie that a kryptonite sliver cost him 70,000 dollars while a book of matches costs one penny.

If you do the inflation rate for the currency, using the matches as a base, you're spending most of that million on a rock.

>>90182711
That was The New Frontier, and took place in the 1950s. That 70K has to be adjusted for inflation

>>90182741
What would 70k be in modern USD?

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>>90182808
>>90182741
>>90182711

Literally 3 seconds in google.

Come on guys.

Stargirl: That Staff isn't always in her hand.
Red Tornado: A Robot susceptible to magnets.
Vigilante: A man with a gun & moxy, just find him when he isn't holding his six-guns.
Nemesis: Go for the head.
Hourman: Wait until his powers wear off.
Fire: Stand more than 6'' away
Aztek: Fuck if I know.
Dove: ANYTHING

>>90182822
So that's 3/4 of a million dollars for a toothpick? Damn.

>>90179693
I would unironically read this.

Drug Stargirl.

Proceed to rape her over and over again. Post the videos on 4chan. She kills herself just like any normal girl would, because at the end of the day she is based off a once living real girl.

>>90177899
this >>90177964

The black market value of a fission only nuclear bomb would would be well over $200,000,000 USD. Even then if you show don't fall for a GIGN or CIA sting you would be put on every kill list on the planet. Every single intelligence agency with the militaries and police forces of almost all countries on earth would be after you.

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>>90179693
>>90182882

Darkseid is petty enough that I could almost see him doing it.

>>90182822
10 cents for a book of matches today? Doubt.

>>90182940
try harder, pleb. The value of some things change in ways that aren't just inflation

http://www.webstaurantstore.com/book-of-matches-50-pack/999MATCHBOOK.html

$1.39 gets you 50 books.

>>90182982
Technically not currently 10 cents for a book. I'm technically correct.

Hawk.Only person who gives a shit about him is dove and dove peace powers won't do much

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>>90183023
yeah and you're technically a pedantic dispshit. Technically.

>>90178323
And you can use the rest of the money to have freaky transactional sex with the superior short haired prostitute in the meantime.

Ralph.

Use the million to have his wife raped and killed, sending him into a depression, then barter with Felix Faust and Neron to trick Ralph into thinking he has a way to bring his wife back only to have Neron kill Ralph for me

OR

Just pick one of the guy without superpowers and use the million to get a super sneak suit and shoot them in the back of the head

>>90177625
>choose cowboy dude in the back
>hire Lobo for 1million dollars or 1 million dollars in Earth alcoholic beverages

I'd kill Batman because if I manage to kill one he'll come after me anyway

>>90184048
good thinking. Apart from the 'kill batman' part.

Enjoy Superman tracking you down in .003 seconds.

>>90177625
Supes.
I buy some kryptonite, make it into a gas and stage a bomb threat/hostage situation with my only demand be that superman talks to me in person.
I dont need much, just dilute it and make a gas/vapor.
Tell him its a dirty bomb, even add a false timer display that ticks down. Tell him I want to see if he's as fast as they say and can fly the bomb into space before its short timer hits zero. I want to see him in action before I die of cancer.
The bomb detonates, releasing a cloud of inhaled kryptonite once he reaches a certain altitude.
The bomb is thick lead and simply opens to spray gas so if he calls my bluff I can still do a remote detonation (dont want to breath it myself though)

>>90178215
>>90178185
>>90178237
The rest of the league would stop or at least punish you.

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>>90184083
people say stuff like this all the time, yet fail to realize that around a third of the villains he goes up against use the stuff.

...and they're all much smarter/stronger than you.

Thinking its an instant win card is just gonna get you wrecked.

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>>90184129

>>90177625
I hire a hacker to have me registered as a member of the justice league then fake my death

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>>90178151
Native Americans were wiped out by blankets, Wildcat has no feats

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>>90184204
9/9

>>90177625
Superman.

I explain the situation to him. My proposal is thus - I "kill" him, take the 1 billion and 1 million and donate 991 million to charity, keeping 10 million for myself. I'll even pay taxes on it if Superman wants me to. In exchange I rat out the person who's paying me, who conspired to kill a member of the League, and let Superman and/or the league deal with it.

I love comfortably but modestly for the rest of my life. Maybe invest in real estate.

>>90177625
Superman
Cryptonite bullet in the head

Unless plot armor activates it should be pretty simple.

>>90184363
see>>90184129

>>90184363
GL firing it into space from earth.
If he sees it he can dodge it.
He can hear it too.

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>>90184363
>Cryptonite
I bet you're one of those mongoloids that call Lois Lane "Louis".

You deserve death.

>>90184129
How does my plan fail specifically?
I don't doubt it will due to me being a villain in a JL comic but elaborate.

>>90184414
Well batman will be tracking all sales and movement of kryptonite for starters. Odds are you get stopped before your plan even begins.

Supermans fortress AI keeps track of all of it on Earth too.

>I dont need much

He can overpower smaller amounts of the stuff through strength of will.

Supergirl and Shazam exist and they can hear Supes call for help. Gas isn't going to insta kill him, nor is the fall from high atmosphere.

People don't give him enough credit, Supes is a damn smart guy himself. He's pretty good at reading lies...and he might figure out what you're doing on his own.

I'm not saying your plan won't work, but when you've been asked to kill a Justice Leaguer, gunning for the one who has fucking 'invincibility' as a power is a flawed plan from the get go.

>>90177625
Vigilante, he's just a cowboy

Pay Deadshot 500 million to take him out with a sniper rifle

>>90177625
I "kill" plastic man.
Then divvy it up 50/50

>>90179401
>Implying he didn't make this thread in order to sniff out who would target him and he's currently tracing your IP

You're fucking dead kiddo.

>>90177625
Is there a timeframe? Because if not then I hire gay prostitute with AIDs to seduce and fuck vibe and then just wait it out.

>>90177964
>killing Supergirl
Great you have a billion dollars but now Superman is after you and you have to spend all your money defending yourself

>>90178768
Okay, you win.

>>90184678
Don't forget to convince him to become a "legacy hero", if you don't want the organization that gave you money gunning you down for tricking them.

Stargirl seems like an easy one. Get some depressed kid to go on a school shooting and get her. If other hero's respond they get the kid not me.

>>90185349
Now you have triggered Geoff Jones and you will die in the most painful, humiliating and terrifying way it's possible in cape comics the moment he gets to write you.

>>90185409
>Jones
kys

>>90177625
1 million dollars can buy a lot of matches.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s4knWZ6yVs

ITT: Supervillains in training

Probably just shoot Vigilante.Whos the guys behind ray and Blue devil? Is that Magog? Dr Mid-nite is also an easy kill if he was alone,Stripes too

>>90185349
Pls no bully.

>>90182886
That's just un-American

>>90177625
Blue Devil or Etrigan. Split the money with them once they get back from hell.

>>90178406
He'd certainly find a way to convince everyone that he's not Batman.

Maybe not his enemies though, but they still would have a very hard time trying to kill him, because all of this is very predictable to him.

>>90177625
Tell Superman, keep the million, collect the billion after the league fucks them up.

Who's the girl on the far left?

With the white and green clothes

>>90187310
Gypsy

>>90184217

I never understood what they were fighting about, and why Superman let Batman walk from this.

Was it a trick by Lex? Was this actually a Superman-bot or something?

Steel.
Poison his soup.

>>90177625
Snipe Batman with a .50 cal.

>>90177625
Batman. I shoot him with a gun.

>>90177625
Elongated man
Atom belt

>>90178768
I was going to actually make an elaborate plan to kill them all myself for the challenge. You know something simple like fake a meeting then teleport the watch tower into the nearest blackhole with everyone on it. Doubt I would get all of them, Batman rarly attends these things, still killing most of then at once should bring the infamy I need to takeout the few left once other villiens agree to help for free.

But >>90178768 seems far more profitable.

>>90178406

Yeah, wait until he contrives an excuse to have Batman rescue Bruce Wayne publicly while he hunts you down.

>>90178948

If the league of assassin's can't do it, then I certainly won't be able too.

>>90179789

Justice League Action could do something with it.

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>>90179920
vixen would be easiest option to do that, she would be the easiest to track down, don't remember if her identity was secret or not, and just put some rat poison in the coffee.

>>90179521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDBlfC0K1Ko

>>90178337
>vigilante
>"outlaw"

doesn't matter, hes outside the law once he calls himself fucking Vigilante!

Vigilante
>Infect with tuberculosis
>Wait a little while until he is close to death >Shoot him in the face
>shit on his chest
Refuse payment

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Booster Gold.

Get a nice wad of hundreds from the bank and lace them with a fast-acting contact poison. Then set up some mugging on myself when he's in the area. After he saves the day, reward him with the money.

The guy is perpetually broke so he'll spend it when not costumed up. The fast-acting part of the poison will hopefully kill him before he has time to hand it off to others--such as putting it into his wallet before heading out.

>>90179558
funny thing, we are all normal, average people.
how the FUCK do we contact the likes of deathstroke or deadshot?

i mean, shit, batman would probably be on top of you for google searching "how do i hire an assassin?" because i know we are all stupid and would do that.

>>90182931
jesus man
i fucking remember that damn thread!
was 2011 really 6 years ago?

its even dated 2/19!

>>90177625
I could kill Batman

>>90177625

Superman.

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>>90193348
My guess would be to go to some of the seedier bars in the cities. Ask around, tell them you have money to burn on a task, so to speak.

The underworld can be surprisingly well-connected. Just be sure you can defend yourself if they decide to go after you for your money.

>>90193348

You call the the secret number on their business card and ask for a deniable personal meeting and send your spokesman, duh. They operate on a different level.

>>90177625
why does Supergirl look like she's been fed shit for several hours in a row? what's with that face expression?

>>90177625
Wildcat. He's old and a heart attack away from going down for good. I'll just hire a Bane or Killer Croc to stall him for old age to do its trick.

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>>90193813
Doesn't he have 9 lives? I remember Jay actually "killing" him by stopping his heart and he came back shortly after.

Not sure if he was permanently down to his last life or if they regenerate or whatever. Not too familiar with Wildcat desu.

>>90177625
Hourman.

Hire a bunch of goons and re-create the bridge fight from the Starman issue with the flash back to cult leader Dollman.

When his hour's up shoot him.

>>90194204
I was under the assumption that we were using DCAU versions. I don't think he had that ability in the show. If he does, I'll hire Deadshot to snipe him every time he pops back up.

>>90193416
Prove it

>>90178350
2 qt 2 die

>>90191606
Isn't she a supermodel who is also a superhero that doesn't wear a mask?

I really have to doubt she has a secret identity.

>>90177625
>Doctor Mid-Nite
>kidnap a homeless person and insert a bomb into his guts
>when he wakes up in pain, send him to Mid-Nite's clinic
>when he starts operating, blow up the bomb
>profit???

>>90182886
Dude, she's a kid

>>90191403
>11 minutes

>>90185851
Vibe

I pay Lex Luthor the One Million and when he succeeds I pocket the Billion.

>>90182886
seek professional help, anon

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>>90182886
Son, I know you're trying to look hip and cool on these "image boards" now, but you're just making yourself look like an idiot.

>>90182708
Yep

>>90201748
No not vibe. Behind Blue Devil and Left of Hourman. Plus who's the guy behind ray

>>90204715
Nemesis

>>90182263
You can thank me later.

>>90178185
wildcat has nine lives, so you'd have to shoot home at the most nine times; or however many lives he has at the time.

>>90204715
The guy behind the Ray is obscure superhero Aztek. He had his own series and very vaguely defined powers before he killed himself to defeat Mageddon in the forgettable WWIII crossover.

>>90178768
Smartest nigga in this thread

Deadman

Check please.

>>90206679
>>90180199
Never joined the league

Couldn't you get Hawkgirl executed for treason pretty easily?

>>90206689
Fine then, Captain Atom.

He kills himself all the god damn time, all I'd have to do was claim credit.

What would /co/ do with a billion dollars?

>>90206895
Kill the batman

>>90177625

Wild Cat
Pay deathstroke to do it

>>90182826
Can't Fire fly?