Why was it so necessary for SpongeBob to get Patrick a gift on Valentine's Day?
do you muricans actually do that?
like, on Valentine's Day, you've got to buy gifts not only for your loved ones, but for your friends, too? platonic love and all that?
that's pretty gay desu
hey? muricans?
Did you even watch the episode?
Spongebob gives everybody gifts on Valentine's day.
>>90157671
We give them to our friends so they won't kill themselves.
>>90157671
It's traditional for younger children to give Valentine's gifts (usually candy and a simple card) to classmates.
Other than that, no. It's just a thing done for crushes or SOs. At least that's how it was back in my day.
>>90157919
but Patrick was the one who actually wanted the gift
>>90157894
Hush, most of us Americans are wageslaves who need to be rested so we can be productive for Mr. Shekelstein.
It's 5am in america.
But in elementary school you had to make a generic Valentine card for everyone in the class. You made bags for it then go around the room in a circle or line and drop them off one by one. Your parents were the ones who actually signed the cards and have to know the name of each kid in the class.
>>90157919
Not him, but do you even know what shitposting is?
>>90158279
>in elementary school you had to make a generic Valentine card for everyone in the class
>make
Don't you mean buy? Gotta keep the economy flowing, goy.
>>90157671
I would cause I'm not an assholeI don't have any friends though ;_;
fucking valentine's