Star vs the forces of Possums

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I'm looking for drive link and I can't find it!! HALP ANON!! T_T

>>90130282
Never seen a pposum in real life before but the way it's fur looks disgusts me for some reason.

>>90130282
Who would Win: Star or Poppy

>>90130369
Like Poppy from LoL? xD

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>>90130282
>until the Reckoning
*the Cuckening

>>90127592
season 1 yeah, but a good chunk of season 2 uses the usual "two person board teams" trend used by most cartoons

>>90130282
too early to start a new thread

>>90130365
>Never seen a pposum in real life before but the way it's fur looks disgusts me for some reason.
The one in the pic actually looks better than the ones I've seen in real life. Around here they usually have mostly white, scraggly hair with patches of pink skin visible and you tend to find them around your trash cans at night.

Just watched Just Friends. Best episode so far in the season. Not sure if spoiling it so soon is the right thing to do, considering the crew needs you guys to watch it.

>>90130359
ctrl + f you lazy fuck

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>>90130383
no I mean poppy o possum

>>90130488
Ctrl + f the whole /co/ board? hmmm ok xD thanks for the tip

>>90130531
you can ctrl f the catalog

>>90130483
Don't spoil it.

>>90130483
Where? Assuming you just aren't using the insanely high tension around this for (you)s [/spoiler}

haha i hate myself

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CASHEW YOU FUCKING TRAITOR!!!

>>90130548
thanks M8 I found it! I want to apologize for my stupidity attack just now =(

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>>90130481
OP's pic is shit because it's photoshopped to make the teeth look sharper and the eyes look like some anime monster

Pitch this show to me guys, I'm looking for something new to watch. I don't care too much about spoilers

>>90130282
>shipping cancer in all threads
>rule 69 prevalent
>cuck fantasies
>today's episode over 6/10

Why do people keep turning cartoon fandoms into cancerous autistic playgrounds?

>>>/trash/
>>>/aco/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/psychiatrist/

so leak/mega?

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>>90130520
Poppy has a big edge since shes impervious to magic.

>>90130633
Potty mouth Star is best Star.

>>90130683

Really good show with lore, drama and comedy

It can get really serious or really stupid when it wants to

>>90130693
Calm down.

>>90130282
>no 4chan delivery guy
>no kametsu/SRS
>stuck with a garbage derpyhooves encode

WHY

I'm happy that they remembered Brittney was alive.

>>90130750
I'm sad Jackie wasn't given ANY screen time in this episode.

haha I hate myself

>>90130766
no worries, anon
she'll steal the show tomorrow

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>>90130766
honestly, i never liked Jackie all too much, but at this point it feels somewhat unfair that she's left out for the entirety of 2b.

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>>90130800
well duh, aren't we all?

>just noticed Brian Kim's twitter regarding tomorrow

With a title like Just Friends, and so many Starco crew fans hyping up the episode, and Jackie ends up with Marco based on the promos, WHY would the crew that ships Starco hype this episode so much?

In theory this episode will shred Starco in pieces.

>>90130766
Star doesn't welcome Jackie in Star-centric episodes

>It's a Sensei episode
>It's a Jeremy episode

>>90130483
Link please. I'd really like this.

>>90130816
She didn't interact with Star or Marco on screen, so that the nature of their actual relationship as of now remains ambiguous. Remember, before the promos, some people just assumed Jarco stops on this episode entirely, simply because she got no screen time.

>>90130369
Poppy. Uber Strung and inmune to magic.

I actually caught an opossum once. I found it buried in a pile of clothes in my room and I went to tell my room mate but his idea was to try and shoot it.

Since I think opossums are total cutie pies, I said no and decided to lure it out with some bread crust. I had to chase it around the room for a bit but I ended up cornering it on my bed, getting it in a shoebox, and releasing it outside.

Turns out it shat on my bed.

>>90130833
Not like she's in Marco-centric ones either

>>90130652
damn it clem just answer the questions its not that hard

>>90130959
>Opossums getting into your home and shitting in your bed.
I think its time you reconsidered your living arrangements.

>>90130766
She's a plot device, not a character.

BRITTNEY IS A MESS

>>90131001
BRITTNEY IS A WASTE

>>90131001
>>90131019
Ah, she went the 'David Hasselhoff' way

>>90131019

BRITTNEY IS A BIG FAT MISTAKE

>>90130998

Oh believe me I know. I got out of that rinky dink trailer ages ago. I hope it burned to the ground.

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>>90130985

>>90130483
link or didn't happen.

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>Season finale
>Cataclysmic events happening up in this bitch
>Star and Marco defeated
>Moon and the High Commission defeated
>Toffee breaks the crystal and releases Eclipsa
>Eclipsa wants to turn the Earth into her new domain

The ending theme song is Eclipsa walking down the street instead of Star, reciting the theme song in a sultry voice, followed by Toffee, Rasticore, Heinous and other villains instead of Star's magical creatures

>>90131082
My xfinityfag sources say it isn't up yet. It's way to early for that bad of a fuck up anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlltzUW4PjE

This episode.

>>90131096
>Rasticore is just an arm crawling down the street
now i want to see such ending for that part alone

>>90130860
>It's a Sensei episode
Fine

>It's a Jeremy episode
Burn it

>>90131118
>T.Timothy Bomner

>>90131111
I feel like CN would like some words with you on "way too early for fuck-ups", but yeah

>>90131118
I used to keep a jabbin stick to knock them off them fence into the neighbor's yard. Dumbasses would freeze on the fence and my dog would leap up, grab them and chew on them, breaking all their bones but not breaking the skin.

>>90131189
They've been somewhat good with the other episodes. Expect it this evening at the absolute earliest.

>>90131118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8MyloHRIxQ

>star will never scream at own ass

https://mega.nz/#!fhIBXTAT!xsf9IDAv1rQtVdJLCDyWIvP-RNFBy9CCAfuE4WmOdh8

>>90131226
Pathetic. Even a possum can do that.

>>90130599
It's okay anon you are loved :)

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the original version is way cuter than the actual show

>>90131226
Dude what

>>90131260

Also way sadder

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>>90131260

possums are full of worms and parasites and shit

>>90131272
>get cucked in your show
>be mentally ill in your webcomic

poor star

>>90131245
In case you're wondering, this is Collateral Damage

>>90131277

Isn't that the 3rd grader who has no friends?

>>90130831
It's all a ruse, the team is secretly Marcapoo

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>>90131277

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>>90131288
same

>>90131295
the [[[6TH]]] grader with no friends

I just noticed Star and Eclipsa's cheek symbols are the same color. Whatdoesirmean

>>90131288
Well, have you seen the way they live? Can't be sanitary.

>>90131260
>>90131277
>>90131306
An alternative dimension episode with this star when?

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What are your end game ships anons?

>>90130531
>>90130635
Holly fucking shit this cartoon really is bring all sorts of retarded ass kids to 4chan

>>90130831
It's just a dramatic roadblock to the "OTP". Starco is endgame.

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Wha... Why... Is it... MARCOOOOOOOOOOO

everyone in this town is fucking autistic

>>90131380
Rafael x Star
Marco x Moon
River x Toffee

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I will listen to this after the cuckoning :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ondpLxoRJuk

>>90131380
Jarco of course

>>90131380
why the hat girl looked so angry when skategal come to pick up marco on the prom night?

>>90131388
If you're going to be on 4chan at least make an effort to sound like an adult holy shit

>>90131391
Delusions

>>90131432
4chan is a mature place for mature people

There is nothing wrong with possums. They are harmless animals that deserve our respect and lots of berries

>>90131391
Someone make a compilation of every Starco is endgame for the inevitable cuckening

Sensei probably browses /co/

>>90131460
Possums are good mothers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFkdcsgPke4

>>90131411
Already planning this

https://youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4

>>90131388
>>90131432
Still better than cuckposting.

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>>90130683
It's a little weird
and a little wild
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir9u5wdp9H8

>>90131476
Nefcy probably browses /co/

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>>90131460

Holy shit i love this episode , and the speech of star was the top of all

>>90131489
Some of you are alright.
Don't go on not!/sveg/ tonight.

>>90131460
They're touchy bitches who can't hold down a job and lack emotional honesty.

>>90131489
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho1LgF8ys-c

>>90131400
Go away, possum, I know it's you.

>>90131484
Edgy as fuck
Nice

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>>90130282
weird.

It's 1 PM in the afternoon, and no one has uploaded a drive link or mega.

Hmm.

>>90131460
>OpossumInternetDefenseForce.jpg

Any drawfag here?

>>90131460
>t. possum

>>90131543
It's higher up in the thread.

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>>90130831
It's almost like you can enjoy the journey rather than an immediate payoff

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>>90130683
Charlie Manson parodies and subtle lewd jokes galore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXm8qI_ia6I

Heck, today's episode featured a glory hole joke.

Why would Starco be canon?

Wouldn't Daron want to kind of subvert that whole trope of main girl plus main guy?

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>>90131460
Version of this but with possums needed.

>>90131543
>I can't ctrl+f at all, for stuff already in this thread
Niceu~

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>>90131543
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B4oz2SbKNpwuUU14ZHplUE4zZjQ/view
https://mega.nz/#!fhIBXTAT!xsf9IDAv1rQtVdJLCDyWIvP-RNFBy9CCAfuE4WmOdh8

>>90131543
Look again, and they uploaded links in the previous thread too.

Can someone post some star cuck memes?

>>90131634
I can't look at that gif without hearing that lounge music

>>90131603
Nefcy seems to be challenging that trope by using that trope.
She intends to have Star and Marco endgame, but she is going to do it in a new way, a better way.

>>90131433
What's delusional is thinking that Starco isn't endgame. It's not as if they've been even remotely subtle about it.

But in the meantime by all means enjoy you cuckmemes.

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>>90131626
>>90131579
How about being more specific and say "It's in the last thread" instead of bullying people by saying "Use control f"

That's the first thing that people usually do. :3

>>90131667
Thank you, that's a little bit more specific.

>>90131634
Thanks mate :3c

>>90131603
Because Starco is cute and perfect.

>>90131603
>Wouldn't Daron want to kind of subvert that whole trope of main girl plus main guy?
Why? Subverting a trope just for the sake of subverting it is dumb. And if that's what she were aiming for she wouldn't have based the main girl and guy on herself and her husband.

>>90131684
I wasn't bullying you, I was just letting you know that you passed over it.

>>90131260
The original version sucks, I'm sorry

>>90131703
you degenerate

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>Bonner Party is a parody of the Donner Party

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>>90131724
I want you to bully me :3c

>>90131736
Why do you hate the pairing of Marco and Star so much?

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>>90131703
Cute and perfect!

>>90131483
off to the welfare office she goes

>>90131759
why do you like fucking your sister so much

>>90131684
How about you stop being such a whinny retard and learn how to do things by yourself instead of asking to be spoonfed.

>>90131682
No. The true delusion is believing that Starco was set up for any reason other than to add drama to the show. Do you honestly think that anybody with half a brain wants to see the "main guy ends up with main girl" trope for the trillionth time? It's not going to happen. Nefcy is smarter than that. Yes, Starco may happen at some point, but it won't be endgame. This show is too good for that bullshit.

>>90131776
She's your sister Brian, not mine, we've been over this.

>>90131765
>brown

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>>90131380
This obv.

>>90131776
Because she's hot.

>>90131703
Stop with the incest please.

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>>90131793
Calm down dude

>>90131793
Keep telling yourself that KID

>>90131799
M-Michael?

>>90131793
>Do you honestly think that anybody with half a brain wants to see the "main guy ends up with main girl"
Main guy is Star, hell yeah i wanna see her happy.

>>90131793
>"main guy ends up with main girl" trope
That's the entire genre of romance, though.

So unless you're going to say that nobody with half a brain likes romance, expecting you to say exactly that, though yes, there is an audience for that.

>>90131804
This is so obscure it could only happen in an epilogue like setting.

>>90131823
>Not wanting to fuck your sister with magical powers
What are you, gay?

>>90131894
>>90131879
I'd counter with Harry Potter, but I feel like a faggot just typing this.

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>>90131779
hurt me more Anon. It pleases me

>>90131793
>"hürr dörr its cliché thefore it cam never happen"

>>90131913
Harry potter is the dullest franchise ever created....

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>>90131634

Hey mate, this link isn't working for me for some reason. Anyone have an alternate?

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>Star getting turbo cucked in less than 24 hours

WHO

FUCKING

HYPE

HERE?

So I recently watch Star Vs and I have a few confusions. For one, when did the Monster Massacre happen, as it seems to be implied Toffee has a link to the actual event and not just knowing of its history. Two, if Toffee participated, then is the mural of him and Moon fighting part of the massacre portrayed in tapestry? If so, didn't this happen many generations ago when the Mewnians got their independence? I may be confusing some things but I'd just like some clarification.

>>90131913
I'm pretty sure Rowling even said that Harry and Hermione should have married after the fact if that's what you're talking about.

>>90131923
>that image
Starco is perfect.

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>>90131932
It's gonna be FACKIN JOOCY M8

>>90131851
Because it's true
>>90131894
Romance isn't always main guy ends up with main girl. If you honestly believe that, then Starcofags truly are retarded. Also, romance isn't the main plot of this show.

>>90131932
You don't even know dude. And we have Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday to cuckpost.

>>90131931
it's two different links you fuckinm retard

>>90131793
One more for the future hall of anal devastation

>>90131947
Your guess is good as ours, since their history is shady so far. We don't know much about Toffee and Moon and their past other than the tapestry. Luckily, the season finale will likely shed some light on the matter.

SOON

>>90131925
>erhurrhurr boring predictable shit must always happen durr hurrr

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This is what's going to happen in the finale

>>90131931
http://web.kingdomofmewni.com/2017/02/02x20-eng.html
try this one then
albeit it's weird, i'm watching this google drive right now and it works fine

>>90132023
Unfortunate.

SOON

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guys you are all fags

>>90132002
The only hall going up is the one showcasing how moronic Starcofags are.

>>90131947
>it seems to be implied Toffee has a link to the actual event and not just knowing of its history
Where is that implied? It seems like some misinformation that has skewed your understanding of events, given that the monster massacre supposedly happened a considerable time in the past when the Butterfly family first established itself.

Toffee has only been shown battling with Moon in her mural, which would suggest there was some form of monster confrontation during her teen years that she quelled and that's the extent of Toffee's impact on events, until now that is.

>>90131793
>Do you honestly think that anybody with half a brain wants to see the "main characters survive" trope for the trillionth time? It's not going to happen. Nefcy is smarter than that.

>>90132028
>erhurrhurr boring predictable shit must never happen for the sake of avoiding clichés durr hurrr

>>90131753
nice

>>90132054
Love you too, faggot

>>90131947
No, Toffee just really hated the Monster Massacre because his people got massacred.

Remember, it's only a cliche if it's not used well

>>90132082
>>erhurrhurr clichés should never be avoided for the sake of making people feel happy and safe in their own retarded existences durr hurrr

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>>90131986
>>90131994

>Whole weekend worth of cuckposting with BRAND NEW CONTENT

>>90132055
If they get fucking Chihiro'd, I'm gonna be laughing for months.

>>90132133
The show already isn't using it well

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>>90131947
>when did the Monster Massacre happen
Hundreds of years ago.

>is the mural of him and Moon fighting part of the massacre portrayed in tapestry?
We have no idea how old Toffee is, but we know he's old enough that he fought Moon when she was a young woman (presumably ~30 years ago) and he doesn't seem to have aged much since. Moon's portrait calls him "the immortal monster" but again, it's ambiguous if this means he's older than he looks or just referring to his regeneration.

>didn't this happen many generations ago when the Mewnians got their independence
Yes. The oldest Queen we know is Eclipsa, Star's ninth great-grandmother, and there were certainly Queens before her. The founding of Mewni was long before that.
It should be pointed out that even though "Mewnipendence Day" is an obvious parallel to the colonization of America, the Mewmans weren't oppressed or anything, they just came in and slaughtered the native monsters and have enjoyed their kingdom ever since.

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>>90132087

>>90132171
Explain

>>90132142
That statement cannot be deduced from my rhetorically expressed argument.

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>>90132164
>then we potentially have MORE content to cuckpost
>for a couple of MONTHS

>>90132169
Oh god, it's gonna be great.

>>90132066
I sort of got the implication when he clenched his fist when Ludo said it was a massacre. No one else seemed as hurt by the mentioning of the event as he did, however it could be that I'm reading into it too much. So perhaps when you say monster uprising during Moons reign, that could be what happened in the mural. Toffee is apparently immortal which is why I put Toffees physical disdain for the massacre (which no one else had), and his immortality together. Again, could be reading into it a bit too much but that's what I got from the gist.

>>90132172
>It should be pointed out that even though "Mewnipendence Day" is an obvious parallel to the colonization of America, the Mewmans weren't oppressed or anything, they just came in and slaughtered the native monsters and have enjoyed their kingdom ever since.
I wonder where the Mewmans came from.

>>90131753
Wait, I thought the whole cannibalism thing was just a smear campaign - a myth to make them look bad.

I really don't give a shit about the other ships, but I REALLY want to see Starco fail hard, because the ass irritation would be glorious. They are by far the most vocal and confident ship, if they go down, it'll be fucking hilarious

>>90130831
Maybe because they know what's going to happen and we don't?

>>90131528
This is oddly true for Clem and Poppy.

Purposely avoiding tropes for the sake of avoiding tropes is cliché amd camcerous itself

>>90132172
thanks for this information, it seems I've muddled two separate events together.

>>90132215
Toffee was probably around for it. Why do you think Toffee!Wand knows the locations of previously unmentioned Monster Temples, that probably predate the invasion?

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>Starcrushed
>Party ends, people slowly going home
>Star and Oscar alone, sitting on the roof of his car
>Oskar tells Star that he thinks she's cute
>He kisses her, Star doesn't resist

From 1 to potato, how big of a commotion would this cause?

>>90132225
the same can be said about anti-starco fags

>>90132225
why do you want to see people SUFFER?

>>90132264
nuclear

>>90132264
RAPE!

>>90132253
That's a good point. Like another anon said the initial event is only described as a massacre, not even a battle. When Star deletes the weapons of the monsters it gives a good indication that the monsters didn't even converge together to fight back the way the Mewnians did.

>>90132264
like, maybe 5 or 6 potatoes, my dude

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>>90132133
It's not a cliché if it's not played out completely straight
Cliché would be "Star sets up Marco with Jackie but on their first date Marco realizes he loved Star instead all along"

>>90132266
They make up WAY less of the fanbase, probably less than 20% total, with more on /co/ of course, and almost definitely won't have an emotional reaction.

>>90132225
Oh please. They aren't nearly as passionate and vocal as Starco idiots, and a lot of them are just trolls.

>>90132215
>however it could be that I'm reading into it too much
That's most likely what your doing. >>90132172 Expands well on what we currently know, in particular the Immortal title that Toffee supposedly holds. It could very well mean he was actually present during the times of the monster massacre, or it could equally mean he's incredibly resilient. The later is the slightly more likely option for now, given that we've been shown that Lizards can regenerate from discarded body parts during the events of Heinous.

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>>90132264
>episode ends right there

>>90132267
There's this thing called sadism.

>>90132045
Different anon here
It didn't work for me either. It errored as soon as I clicked download

Luckily the mega works...and takes longer

>>90132309
only the /co/ demographic is relevant

>>90132222
A number of accounts talk about the group being found with limbs and bones of people around their camp. Keep in mind party members died and were then eaten, they weren't killed for food.

>>90132264
About a 15 megatons I'd reckon.

>>90132264
I like Oskar so I wouldn't personally mind.

>>90132264
Kek

>>90132264
I'd be fucking pissed

>>90132308
I love this scene so hard.

>>90132337
maybe you guys are having troubles with buffering the video in your browsers

which it's twice as weird then, becasue my pc is super laggy, but still handles this particular task

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>>90132264
>Star is trapped in a relationship with someone she doesn't love while the guy she is in love with is trapped in a relationship with someone who he realizes he doesn't love now that he's gotten to know her and Star doesn't know if the guy she likes likes her back

what level of cucking is this?

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Tell Janna something nice!

So the statue had an anus one girl would use to practice kissing?

>>90132264
Here's something cringier
>Oscar hears about Star liking him
>Gets a hair cut
>Makes himself look cleaner and better overall
>Star rejects him, saying she didn't mean it
>She looks like an awful person in front of everyone.

>>90132264
>Oskar is actually used by Toffee to get his finger back
>Toffee pulls a Bill on Star and wins the second season, defeating the High Commission and Star + Marco

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>>90132387
you are objectively the worst

>>90132387
not as bad as an opossum

>>90132387
you are good in cleaning the streets my dear

>>90132387
at least you are not jackie

>>90132338
>only the /co/ demographic is relevant
PFFFFFFFFFFFT

>>90132346
>I like Oskar
Why?

>>90132338
Most of the anti-starcofags on /co/ aren't going to have an meltdown, you just won't hear from them. Half the fun is getting easy (you)s just for having a different opinion. People are on "It has to happen, she's the main character, of course she gets what she wants in the end, regardless of other people's feelings!" shit now, like they glossed over most of the show.

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>When people say Starco isn't endgame but you're not underage and recognize this is a basic Ross and Rachel mid-series romance plot

>>90132142
>erHURRRRRRRRRRRR

>>90131399
I BET THE JEWS DID THIS

>>90132442
He's consistently entertaining without being annoying and he was great in the bike episode

>>90132446
>It has to happen, she's the main character, of course she gets what she wants in the end
I think it's more like "It has to happen, Nefcy has written things to be in that direction". We're considering Marco's feelings too

>>90131596
>Adam Savage reference

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>>90132459
>I bet the Mews did this

>>90132446
It will happen, however it won't be happening this season. The assblast for the next year will be glorious.

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>>90132264

>All that rule34 of Oskar and Star that would follow

>>90131932
>>90131986
>>90132164
>>90132207
Please, kill yourselves.

>>90132447
>When you're not a retard in denial and you can see the obvious ending of the show

Can't even say "feels good" is too fucking obvious.

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>>90131498
>I'll crystallize myself, would you miss me? No.
I never noticed that line. Poor Rhombulus.

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>>90132528
Loving Star and wanting to see her heart cleaved in two are not exclusive feelings

>>90132446
>you just won't hear from them
Craven cowards!

>>90132528

Starfags, when will they learn...

>>90132575
It's called character arcs, ever hear of them?

I WANT MARCO TO SLAP STAR

ON THE BUTT

>>90132446
>they will just be silent in humiliation
can't wait

So if I got this right we're getting an "hour" of star next monday?

>>90132483
You think this is what he is really like deep down and the cool lawyer persona is just a mask he wears?

>> 90132631
that's what I thought since he first appear

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>>90132594
Of course
Her suffering will be fuel to let her flame burn even brighter

>>90132588
Not even a Starfag, just sick of the degenerate cuckposting.

Brittney looked different in this episode somehow

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>>90131684
>posting old versions of images
you need to git gud man

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>>90132264
That would be Adventure Time levels of fucked up. I wouldn't be surprised, but I'd be upset if it lasted more than a couple episodes

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>>90132666

>degenerate

I don't know about you but I think it's funny as fuck

>>90132575
god dammit why is Eclipsa so fukin smug?

niggas whom ship finn x star are the sharpest of minds

>90132666
It's funny.

>>90132631
We'll find out when his plans start failing.

So, never.

>Two whole season so far
>Not an instance of Marco having anything other than platonic feelings towards Star
>Star getting BTFO in Just Friends since Jackie and Marco still hang out in the finale

>"B-But Starco will happen! M-Muh clichés!"

This is getting pathetic...

>>90132676
She got fat. She was eating the pain away.

>>90131498
That HTF looking bellhop

>>90132718
It will happen, however we're gonna have at least a whole year of it not happening before it happens. Season 2 is Jarco.

>>90132666

>Thinking cuckposting is anything other than taking the piss

Satan my nigga, this is just for laughs

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Storytime

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>>90131932
I will revel in it
be bathed in it
I WILL be entertained by it

Tomorrow or tonight will be a glorious day

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>>90132761

The end

>>90132718
Not just hanging out, Marco's got his arm wrapped around her, and she gives him a kiss while not in the LS shirt, meaning it doesn't happen in Just Friends.

>>90132631
He's literally Patrick Bateman

>>90132631
>Toffee wears a mask of civility, elegance, and control, but is actually an ax-crazy psychopath who wants to burn Mewni to the ground
That'd be interesting, and possibly terrifying if they can pull it off well. Ratigan went from a hilarious evil genius to a terrifying, savage rat monster, so if they can pull something like that off, it'd be pretty cool. Especially if he starts physically pulverising Marco and Star and/or threatens to eat them or something like that. Having him be a more physical, primal threat once he breaks down/the mask falls off would make him a lot scarier if we're going this route.

>>90132390
Ya

>>90132761
>>90132774
wow what a great story

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>>90132676
I wonder what's next for her

>>90132761
>>90132774
The next James Joyce.

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>>90132756
But I don't like it.

>>90132264
star would be accused of sluttery for liking two guys at once.

>>90132774
>>90132761
are you implying something

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>>90132761
>>90132774
that's kind of brave and provoking

>>90132761
>>90132774
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant

>>90131793
>Do you honestly think that anybody with half a brain wants to see the "main guy ends up with main girl" trope for the trillionth time?
It's pretty obvious that the overwhelming majority of the fanbase does want to see it happen.

>>90132264
All the goddamn potatoes.

>>90132751
>Season 2 is Jarco.
we are literally one episode from the finale and Jarco didn't "happen".
It started in Bonbon and then was mantioned like once.
FFS Marcos timejump included more actual active shipping with HP.
And that came out of fucking nowhere.
I'm not saying I dislike our cumbustion demon, but at no point did Jarco
actively happen.

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>>90132700
>Still can't tell if her lips are pursed or if she's doing a :3 face

>>90132380
one level below Star getting trapped in a lesbian relationship with Janna, despite being straight.

>>90132866
Please do not bully the bug.

If reading the book made Ludo get possessed by Toffee, who possessed Marco?

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>>90132700
she's probably flipping us off from her crystal right now

I just watch the Jeremy karate chapter and I was very upset because that little cunt but at the end is just a very very sad rich kid. Now I just feel pity

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>>90132761
>>90132774

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>>90132883
needs more reference to find out

>>90132929
Monster arm

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>>90132774
A tale for the ages.

>>90132882
It actually did, considering Marco picked Jackie over Star without even telling her. The entire two seasons have shown Marco having a crush on Jackie, with Marco being platonic with Star (whereas Star can see him in a romantic way).

Season 2 will be Jarco, sorry. But don't fret as Starco is indeed endgame. You'll just have to put up with the cuckposting for another hiatus. :^)

>>90132868
Then that just says most of the fanbase has less than half a brain

>>90132929
holding the wand got Ludo possessed
Marco just got lost in the vortex

>>90132929
Some void that summons some weird shit. Probably makes him a vessel or something. I'm guessing Toffee can use it because he's in the wand and Ludo's holding it.

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>>90132923

>>90132628
>in humiliation
Yeah keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better.
Most of the antistarcofags aren't fucking blind; they see how obviously the show is building up towards Starco. I can expect that it'll happen eventually, but that doesn't mean I have to like it, it doesn't mean I don't kinda wish Nefcy would surprise us all and not do it after all, and it doesn't mean I won't shitpost about starcofags btfo now because their overly dramatic reactions are amusing. There'll be nothing humiliating about starco possibly happening because I'm not blind nor deluded and have anticipated it since S01E01

Seriously if anyone actually gets upset from the baiting or distraught because Starco isn't canon at the end of season 2 they deserve to be made fun of. It's sad when antistarcofags have more faith in the ship than the so-called shippers themselves.

Glossaryk, while possessed by Toffee, destroys Ludo's hide out after a brief interaction with him. He returns to Marco's home where he acts completely normal to gain Star's trust back. Star

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>>90132965
>Starco is indeed endgame

mmkay Delusia

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Shipping is fucking stupid.

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>>90132929
the whispers of the warp

>>90132882
Marco x Harry Potter when?

>>90132966
No one cares about your contrarian opinion breh. I won't even read your next reply as I'm off to better things.

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>>90132966
tfw to smart for starco

>>90132988
nice wall of text friend

>>90132965
we are at the end of season 2 though
I'm upset because Jarco isnt happening at all.
I don't want no endgame if that is Starco.

>>90132988
Calm down.

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OP is Daron Nefcy confirmed?

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>Cinnamon: 0 Results
>Cuck: 15 Results

What were you guys saying about cinnamemes being consistent cancer again?

>>90132937
star is also a sad rich kid with a weird fixation on Diaz. if she was a boy, she'd be Jeremy.

>>90132986
full image?

>>90132798
I could imagine him reverting to a more primal, monster-like behaviour should someone really get under his skin. Perhaps by taunting him with comparisons of his cool demeanor to the Mewman aristocracy.

That being said, I do hope he maintains that intellect he's shown, it's a nice contrast having a villain more focused on careful plans and manipulation when the main character is primarily brutish yet imaginative. It can lead to some genuine tension in regards to how Star will eventually handle the guy, particularly if the high magic commission aren't successful in the upcoming finale.

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>>90133018
you are in stupidHQ, what did you expected?

>>90132774
I want a weed poop shirt

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>>90133025
That's just sad man. Yes, eat dicks please.

>>90133052
It's called the finale. Jarco will win as shown with the heavily implications in this season, and the teasers in the trailers. Season 3 on the other hand is where things get dicey - luckily I don't care who wins as it's hilarious to see everyone get butthurt over shipping.

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>All this incorrect spelling

It's spelled opossum you fucks!
A possum is an entirely different animal

>>90133069
We are on the precipice of a cuckposting revival. Get over it.

>>90133068
That guy looks a lot like her husband.

>>90133103
>The opossums, also known as possums
explain

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>>90133068
this was the first warning

we must purge this cancer now

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I see it's time for the daily thread meltdown. And right on time, too.

>>90133069
>not even mentioning the incest meme as cancer

>>90133069
star is a cuck lol

Toffee is Eclipsa's illegitimate son and his motivation is that he believes he is the rightful heir of the Butterfly throne.

>>90133137
Don't you have a job?

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ALRIGHT FAGGOTS, KEKPOSTING AND MEMEING ASIDE

Let's get serious for a moment, how will Star and Marco's romantic relationship grow? So far they have a really nice friendship and platonic chemistry going on. However, if they want to turn them into two people that love each other more than friends, how will achieve this so that it feels natural?

Like that other anon said, two season and Marco hasn't show any signs, not even a blush. If the show is going to end with season 3, how will they make it so that it doesn't feel forced and cheesy?

I say forced because so far it's a one sided crush, and even Star doesn't show any deeper meaning towards her feelings other than "Oh no, Marco is hanging out with another girl, why do I feel funny?"

If Starco happens, what are the chances that it will be executed well, opposed to the suspicion that the writers will make it happen just because the fans want it to happen.

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>>90133116
>Thinking that will be the final take away from the finale

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>>90133034

>>90132266
Nah, antistarcofags usually mainly get vocal when they're fueled by a debate with a starcofag, they don't shit on every other ship, nor do you see them get assblasted if the show has cute starco moments etc. Antistarcofags are more against starcofags, than the ship itself

>>90133156
Evening here, m8

>>90133161
kys

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wud u?