This is going to bomb in the US, isn't it? https://www

Did Sing?

Anything, so matter how shitty, can succeed with pop culture references, theater tie-ins, and a monstrous advertising budget.

>>90031158
that's why Sing made such as much money as it did

>>90031158
Does "Rock Dog" have any of those? I'm getting "Ratchet and Clank" vibes from it instead.

>>90031110
of course not

Lego Batman is already about to be crushed by 50 shades this'll do fine maybe come in second after Get Out

dude follow your dreams lmao

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>>90031259
>Get Out

I can't believe this was directed and written by Jordan Peele.

>>90031110
isnt that one of the cadillac cats?

>>90031110
obviously

look at that cast

box office cancer everywhere

What is this, like Chinese or something? This really has a foreign feel to it so it'll have to overcome that. Look at The Great Wall's BO numbers if you don't believe me.

Also, this is the first in hearing of it, so I'm thinking they might not have done such a great job with marketing? Dunno, but I don't have super high hopes.

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>>90031110
what is this, a poster for ants? also all those cars in the background are exactly the same

>>90034093
The wolves are essentially mafia. Their cars are supposed to match.

>>90031259
>Get Out

I really don't want to sound like a faggot, but I will: I hate the very idea of the movie, and fuck Peele for making it. People want to defend it as satire, but it's obvious what it's doing, and it pisses me off. Fuck him, and fuck anyone involved in that garbage.

>>90033584
it doesn't have Rooney Mara so it's not all box office poison

poor Kubo

>>90031110

Colorful animated family flicks tend to always make money. Even Norm of the North made money.

>>90031259
>Get Out
What is that?

>>90034093
They have little numbers on them

>>90034163

The movie makes fun of white liberals' obsession with black people. It's not like what the trailer makes it look like at all.

>>90034119
I appreciate that they just have two passengers, but they swap who's sitting where to make it less obvious.

>>90034222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRfnevzM9kQ

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>>90031110
I-it looks like it could be fun, if a little generic

I wanna fuck that dog

So is Rock Dog from Peru or Tibet? And why am I supposed to care about him learning to Rock? Clearly he's going to learn how to rock & Angus will learn how to either be more creative or how to loosen up. It's just Zootopia with music & they already made THAT shitty movie too.

>>90033908
>like Chinese or something
Yeah, it's Chinese. The really sad part is there was some sort of feud with the creators of the movie and a large theater company and, out of pure spite on the theaters 's part, they refused to air the movie and caused it to fail.

>>90034119
>>90034266
oh i didn't notice the license plates but i was trying to point out the wolves. every car has the same two wolves just with their seats switched.

>>90034600
>And why am I supposed to care about him learning to Rock?

Because he's young and has a dream and stuff.

>>90034645
A Chinese movie about a young boy who defies his parents to leave for America to achieve his true dream based on a capitalist society that promotes saying what you believe in & being your own person? This sounds highly irregular...

>>90034163
Maybe u r triggered

>>90034484
Go back to Skyloft you fucking coke fiend.

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>>90034600
>zootopia
>shitty
looks like someone needs to spend some more time in the magical world of Disney

SEIZE HIM

The movie is, technically, American. It was made in US by Reel FX.

>>90031110
>they set up and show the end to all the conflicts in the trailer again
fuck this trend

>>90034744
I meant Sing. Sing was shit was American Idol with animals & light watercolor rubbings from Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

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>>90034600
Because he has magical powers and learning to rock will lead to him becoming a powerful bard mage.

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>>90031110
This even bombed in China where this was made.

And Lionsgate wants to bury this because they worked with FUNimation on re-releasing the original Ghost in the Shell on theaters.

If you want an Asian animated movie, just wait for Your Name. - Kimi no Na wa. to come out in the US. Even the Chinese loved it and they would rather watch that anime movie rather than this awful literal Chinese cartoon.

>>90035016
It wasn't made in China. It was financed by China. There's a difference. If anything, they hated how Americanized it was.

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>>90035383
Anyways, if you want an Asian animated film, Your Name. - Kimi no Na wa. will sate your fix.

>>90034163
>>90034222
Someone posted a theory that the white people are actually ultra liberal and are kidnapping black people so that they can put their brains inside them and become black people.

Which to be honest, sounds a whole lot more interesting than "Oh man, look at all these white people that are really racist." It takes the whole "You only care because of my skin color" thing and runs in the opposite direction.

Of course that won't happen, because fuck originality.

>>90035489
Fuck your anime shit.

The commercials feel like a bootleg of Kubo.

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>>90034093
who else sees it

>>90034379
I havent seen it but how?

>>90035903
see
>>90034449

>>90031158
Sing had the benefit of huge marketing and brand recognition.

I've just seen passing trailers for this and maybe like one TV spot.

>>90035016
It bombed because they pissed some people off in China or something.

>>90035489
The twist is that she lives in 1986 and he is living in 2016 or something like that, isn't it?

>>90038699
Not exactly. She lives in 2013 but he lives in 2016.

>>90039733

Wow. That's way more boring.

>>90031158
>Sing
Sing was pretty decent though

>>90031110
>This is going to bomb in the US, isn't it?
Define bomb, it looks cheap

>>90035489
Isn't this that meme anime movie that stole its plot from /a/?

It looks like shit.

>>90040694
I watched Your Name. - Kimi no Na wa. and it had very little resemblances with Keit-Ai but had a similar concept of a long-distance relationship between them.

Keit-Ai was just a homage to Shinkai films, and Your Name. - Kimi no Na wa. just happened to be a Shinkai film.

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>>90031158
>monstrous advertising budget.
This film sure as shit isn't getting one

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>>90034093
Is this gonna be the next new dead meme?

Is anyone going to talk about the whole laser-shooting thing?

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i will watch it for this boy

>>90034484
Honestly Bodi is so cute that I can't tell if I would lewd him or not

>>90031110
it already bombed in China

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>>90045729

because of some petty quarrel.

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How can something that looks like this be acceptable for modern theatrical releases?

>>90043951
gay

>>90031110
Looks cheap and generic. I hope it flops.

>>90046295
I think they were going for a smooth stucco finish, but they didn't add enough depth to the texture, so it looks like they forgot to put on a texture at all.

Not helped by the fact that its made out of Cylinders and other primitives.
Thats fine for a random house down the street, but not for something featured center screen.

>>90031110
What the fuck?
Didn't we just get a rock fox movie?

Western animation industry needs a crash. It's becoming too mediocre to handle.

>>90046411

i heard about kung fu pandas.

but nothing about rocking foxes.

>>90034163
why are yo so buttbothered by what looks to be a good race based thriller?

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>>90046295
>>90046363

Zootopia set new standards.


still, some characters look cute.

>>90043951
>it's not straight sex if she looks like a boy

javascript:quote('90046319');

>>90043951

she's so plain she looks like a guy.

>>90046295
isn't it a Chinese production?

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>>90031110
From the thumbnail, I thought this was about Hong Kong Phooey, somehow.

>>90043951
>I was not alive in the 90s
>Clearly, this is a boy.

Rock Dog's budget is less than half of what Zootopia had. Stop being so damn judgmental.

>>90031110
Oh fuck Matt Dillon is in this? That's unfortunate.

>>90048605
You don't need money to make a movie not suck dick, what are you getting at?

>>90048717
When the movie is made in America, and not animated by Japanese animators who barely get paid slave wedges, then yes, you do need money.

>>90031110
>never stop,even when the girl says STOP DON'T RAPE ME ANYMORE I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE

Wow

>>90035866
Don't ever insult Rock Dog like this ever again.

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>>90043951
>>90046003
hngg foxes

>>90048605

More like 1/4 because Zootopia had to be reanimated from scratch 6 months before deadline.This surely coated extra.
RD costed like 60m - comparable to the Lego Movie's budget.

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Here are some more of the wolves featuring Kenan Thompson and Lewis Black.

https://youtu.be/c64K85QaUTk

>>90048919
I like his wolf partner. I don't think he says a word in the entire movie, but even during the Chinese trailers, he was my favorite of the wolves. All of the other wolves are generic clones.

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>>90048939

plenty of clones there.

>>90049250
And your point is?

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>>90048388

oh you party pooper.

>>90049400
She has literally the same amount of screentime as the goat drummer, but the US marketing hasn't promoted the goat drummer at all. Face it, she only got promoted because she is literally the only female character in the movie.

Is the OST out?

>>90031110
Honestly from that trailer, it looks kind of good. I guess we will see. Looks cute.

But something has already soured this movie for me a tad.

My dumb niece can't stop copying that cat's voice. Every time that damn fucking commercial comes on Cartoon Network she goes "YOU GOHTA BE KIDDEN MEH" like the cat. It's driving me nuts and I've got to watch after her all weekend including tomorrow. Plus now she wants to go see it.

>>90031158
Sing was cute anon.

>>90051516
Your niece will grow up to have a terrible taste in furry men.

>>90031110
Please stop promoting this garbage.

>>90051596
I'm scared anon, what can I do to stop this?

>>90051596
just get her to watch the classics

>>90051792
In best case scenario you can get her to read stuff like wuffle with positive rolemodels and she'll fix herself and get on the right path before the teenage hits, but once someone develops a subconcious affinity for the slim asshole rockstar archetype it rarely breaks before it is far too late.

>>90051814
I'm not giving my niece furry fodder

>>90051978
I'll just not take her to the movie. That fixes it. She's just copying the "funny white kitteh on the TV". She's no furry.

>>90035593
The funny thing is that they are trying really hard to portray the whole 'kidnap and brainwash black people to serve as wageless employees for rich white people' when there are lots of people in the USA who will see the movie and think that it's not such a bad idea.

>>90052039
Could work but it might be pretty risky.
She might think you are suppressing her and that shit is dangerously potent fuel for teenage rock rebel thing.

>>90034093
FROM THE COUNTRY THAT GAVE YOU LIVELEAK DEATHS AND COUNTERFEIT EGGS

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>>90039733
So basically they ripped off the Koreans that we licensed a remake from

ahahaahahahahahahahah

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>>90042589
Kevin James is in EVERYTHING these days

>>90031110
This is future Walmart bargain bin fodder for sure.

>>90052391
$60,000,000 is a lot to spend for the bargain bin.

>Dad wants him to learn Hadouken powers
>He wants to play shitty banjo instead

Also, what's the deal with those super powers anyway?
It looks like they wanted to make the movie about them, but then switched to the whole rock-band thing...
and added mafia as well :\

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>>90052544
It lets him find his own path.
If magic is involved instead of just plain brute force, then he can make his dad proud through music when he channels his magic trough it.

>>90052544
The fantastic power thing is a subversion of the escaping mundane life via rock and roll. Guessing it is meant to be humorous.
Statement that mundane might be subjective?

Mafia because government agency cannot be the bad guys taking over tib... the mountain place in CHINA.

>>90052544
>>90052655
>>90052670

Everyone just needs to LISTEN TO HIS SONG!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYHGDEl-zIc&t=138s

>>90052670
I assume the movie sets you up to believe that the wolves trying to get the sheep aren't as big a deal or as numerous as they actually are as a second act twist.

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>>90052925

wtf i just did watch?

We're probably going for the dance party ending that has an in-universe justification for being the resolution to the plot.

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>>90053464

ending was leaked somewhere recently.

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https://vimeo.com/195271487

the textures look good. and thy spoiled the whole movie of course.

>>90053271

The power of song obviously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNnBNfIMXB8

Rock dogs a cute character but the movie looks pretty terrible to be honest.

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>>90034678
Whatever happened to altruism? I get that Bodi wants to play his ding strings, but those sorts of dreams are usually mental white noise.

From the trailer, it seemed that Bodi was BORN to take the role of a guard dog. That isn't a bad gig at all. You get to shoot fireballs and uphold your society. Compare that to the self-destructive decadence and celebrity pressures of being a rock and roll star; one man against the world, performing for the world.

I'm not saying that following your dreams is bad or anything, but certain dreams aren't really worth following. When I was very young, I used to imagine networks of gnomes working in booths under every stoplight to control mankind's traffic flow, but do I invest in midgets today? Fuck no. Because it's a silly idea that benefits no one.

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>>90046295
What are we looking at now?

>>90049477
>she only got promoted because she is literally the only female character in the movie.
Wow, this really is a Chinese movie.

>>90054349
He's supposed to be genetically predisposed to be a guard dog, but his hadokens suck.

>>90043951
Reverse traps are my fetish

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>>90057362

>Eddie Izzard

I'm amazed he isn't still in hiding after he humiliated himself so badly during the Brexit referendum.

>nobody has the dog protag as a husbando
thread is full of plebs

>>90058634
He's very cute.

>>90058662
uwu
cute clothes too

>>90058634
I wanna cuddle with him while he plays the guitar

>>90059237
yeah but hed probably come off as some cunt that only plays wonderwall
still cute though

>>90058634
He reminds me of Shun from Morenatsu, who was one of my favorite characters in it

>>90061289
Shun is literally the worst character in that game.
kot is the only option.

>>90034222
like Guess Who's Coming to Dinner Crossed With The Visit.

>>90031110
More
>We have [kung-fu] & we have pandas but we could not make a movie like kung-fu panda
That quote kinda hit me when I first heard it and now it's the only reason I have any interest in seeing Rock Dog.
There are a lot of talented Chinese directors, but I'm more curious to see what the a corporate product from a communist country is like

>>90031110
animation looks interesting

>>90064039
There are a lot of Chinese movies actually made in China. Rock Dog is not one of them.

If you see a movie that starts with this dragon logo, then it's truly a Chinese movie that was made in accordance with China's weird communist-capitalism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaFpVOBIMNc

>>90058662
I love his big nose