>2017 >Lisa is still 8 How does it feel to know Lisa wasn't

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>>89987142
Who cares? She met Lady Gaga instead.

>>89987529
Soon she wouldn't have even been alive for that.

All of the Simpsons takes place in the craziest year of their entire lives

>>89987589

Consider there have been more episodes than days in 1 year.

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>>89987142
>Bugs Bunny is over 50 years old
>in 1990

By now he should be 77 but he not looks a day over 35.

If Bugs Bunny can stay the same age then so can The Simpson's cast.

>>89987676
And most episodes take place over multiple days

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>>89987578

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>>89987529
Lisa was 8 years old in 1987 while Lady Gaga was born in 1986.

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>>89988045
>Bugs Bunny was 35 in 1940.
>Still 35 in 2017.

>>89987676
Some episodes took place over the course of several days. Nobody ever brings that up, but episode count doesn't mean shit.

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>>89987142
>OP doesn't comprehend Sliding Timescales
Hypercrisis much, dork?

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>>89988084
>original Bart was 10 in 1987
>he would be 40 years old now
>original Bart is older than current Homer

>>89988139
Daffy Duck never aged, Bart can be the same as well.

>>89987142
George Harrison has been dead since 2001, yet he met Homer after Bart was born.

Ernest Borgnine has been dead for five years as of 2017 and yet took Bart's scout troop on an expedition.

Chick Hearn has been dead since 2002 and yet appeared at a Lakers game that Magic Johnson was playing in and called Homer from courtside, when Bart and Lisa were their present ages. Magic Johnson hasn't played for the Lakers since 1996, and not as a regular player since 1991.

Joe Frazier somehow managed to host the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence ceremony despite dying in 2011.

Bob Hope died in 2003 and yet met Lisa Simpson when she was Little Miss Springfield.

Barry White also died in 2003 yet was able to sing for the snakes of Springfield at the urging of Bart and Lisa.

Johnny Carson died in 2005, Liz Taylor in 2011, yet both managed to appear at a Bart and Lisa-organized comeback show for Krusty; Hugh Hefner also makes an appearance even though he doesn't even live at the Playboy Mansion any more, and it has been sold.

Like one of the Ramones is still alive and most of them have been dead for years.

Keith Moon managed to play drums for The Who when Springfield was temporarily divided by a garbage wall, despite dying in 1978, aged 32.

And this guy >>89987142 wasn't even Michael Jackson, just voiced by him as a mental patient who thought he was Michael Jackson, a fact the show has itself lampooned since without even needing to directly reference Jackson's pedophilia.

At worst you can call this an anachronistic universe (which many tv shows are), at best you can say these people simply didn't die in the Simpsons' world.

What you can't do is roll up to /co/ 11 years after it started and point out what a smart guy you are for noticing something which was true 11 years ago, ya fukin dunce.

>>89988630
None of the Ramones are alive.

>>89988095
I've been trying to make a timeline of The Simpsons for if each episode's set of days go towards a "day count", and the current year should be July 1994 by the end of Season 8.

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>2017
>Lisa is still 8
On the other hand...

>>89989163
No fucking way.

>>89989196
only the first two are the same character

>>89989163
The last one was the worst case of writer self-insert fantasy I've ever seen.

Writing long continuity series must be suffering, you can want to have something from your childhood in the episode but all the characters already moved on to anything related to you and now you need to understand what new generation is all about.

>>89989337
He looks like he sells meth behind a skatepark these days.

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>>89989337
Bob Burnquist had a segment on local TV where he met a little girl that was like 7 or 8 and and loved him, they were supposed to ride together but Bob literally couldn't follow her lead because his knees hurt so bad. It was so fucking depressing.

>>89987142
What? Michael Jackson didn't die 8 years ago.

Don't you lie to me like that Anon I was in highschool when Jackson died.

>>89987142
>Lisa wasn't born until after Michael Jackson even became white

>>89990993
He died July 25th, 2009. So it hasn't been 8 years YET, but it will this year.

>>89991028
June*

>>89991028
Dear god I'm old. I Actually feel like throwing up.

>>89991095
doooo iiiiit

>>89991028
I don't mean to sound edgy but I was happy when he died. I used to religiously watch Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien back then and I knew that they would finally stop with the constant Michael Jackson jokes.

>>89988084
>Tumblr nose

>>89988840
Marky, Richie and CJ are all still alive.

>>89994140
how many Ramones were there?

>>89989163
idk about the 3rd picture but comic book guy's asian wife is definitely not selma's kid

ded bort is real

>>89987142
Michael Jackson was a pedophile scum anyway, his fans defend him because they loves his music.
he paid millions to the family of the supposed liars instead of winning a trial with god tier attorneys to prove he's really innocent.

>>89995165
Enough to convince dumb people they had talent.

>>89988225
What's with all this autistic comparing the Simpsons to the looney tunes?

>>89995569
wew

>>89995602
The Ramones were talented.
>>89995165
Joey, Johnny, Tommy and Dee Dee were the original guys. Tommy left and there's been Marky, Richie and CJ.

>>89987529
She should've met Madonna before she became a zombie.

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>>89987689
In that series, they go over how cartoons don't age, as long as people remember them.

That's a canon point within the series.

>>89996519
I should reoterate, by "that series", I was referring to the picture. Y'know, Tiny Toons.