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.Situation
>You are fight Spider-man
>You prepare yourself for his usual snarky quips
>He brings up the time he was molested as a kid mid-fight
now that its awkward do you leave, keep fighting. What do you do?
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>>89971495
take advantage of his weakness
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Fucking Skip
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>>89971495
Take off my mask and reveal I was Skip the whole time
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>>89972154
IT WAS ME, PETER!
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All of spiderman's villian's meet up
Green Goblin
>I killed the greatest love of his life
Doctor octopus
>I stole his body for a year
Skip
>that's nothing I molested him as a good
all look at Skip
>Holy shit dude that's a bit much
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>>89971820
>take advantage of his weakness
But anon, Skip already did that.
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>Skip
Well that's really a dark coincidence considering the recent Pizzagate developments
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>>89972587
Skip is one of (((Trump)))'s well-connected Clinton Foundation Donor cronies?
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>>89972633
Some audio came out of a child clearly being....abused, by a man who sounds oddly similar to John Podesta, also gets called "John" and "Skippy" in the audio by the child.....it also turns out that it's referenced in some leaked emails that "Skippy" was a nickname people had for Podesta's "evil" alter ego when he was in a bad mood
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Which comic is this panel from?
I thought Spider-Man and Power Pack was one of those non-canon PSA comics that was never referenced again.
Although saying that, Slott did make the very special AIDS issue of Spider-Man a plot point in Superior Spider-Man.
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>>89973520
No, it got referenced again in a non PSA comic, making it canon.
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>>89973067
Fascinating, I suggest you procure a firearm and go to the establishment immediately and get some answers.
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Storytime
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>>89971495
molest him
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>feel bad
>bust a nut on his forehead
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>>89974043
>you will never get molested by nicole kidman
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>>89973904
Make sure you check the basement for Satanic code symbols.
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I bet Skip molested Gwen too.
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>>89974196
OP's picture comes from a canonical reference to this comic, 5 years later in a regular non PSA spiderman comic.
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>>89974185
Are you also going to claim that Ryan (who dateraped Felicia Hardy in college) from Spider-Man/Black Cat: The Evil That Men Do is Skip's younger brother?
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>>89974043
Maybe this kid wouldn't get molested so much if he stoped let strangers climb in his window
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>>89974131
why is his hair white? Is he a time traveling quick silver?!
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>>89974241
The explicitness of the dialogue means that the writer made the very deliberate decision to do it, too. Like, it wasn't plot important, it wasn't character important, the writer just sat down and thought, "Can't let people forget about the time Spidey got diddled."
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>>89974181
now he leaves with a stranger in a mask this kid is one easy target
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>>89974746
which ever goblin hes fight is so confused.
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On one hand I feel like writers are trying to bury this story because of how out-of-place and strange it is in the Spider-man history, and because bringing it up again might be taboo...
...but could you actually fucking imagine if they brought back Skip Holloway as the next big Spidey villain? What kind of superpowers would he have?
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>>89974870
the power to Molest obviously
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>>89976407
>>89976648
I'm not sure what this is doing in a Spiderman thread. For that matter, I'm not sure what keeps these sort of people going, everything they say gets debunked...
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>>89971495
Can anyone storytime the issue OP's panel is from? Seem to remember it having a pretty cool Hobgoblin fight.
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>>89971495
>>89972065
Did skip ever return aside from these or is this one of those things most people pretend isn't canon?
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>>89977901
He's canonical, but hasn't made an appearance since the PSA.
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>>89974870
Xray vision, stretchy powers, invisibility and telepathy that only works if you are younger than 18. He should be the supes of molestors
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